The fairy is fierce

Chapter 5: Kill the Man in Three Steps

In the middle of the night, those who should be sleeping have gone to sleep, and those who should be awake are still awake.

The palace lanterns swayed under the eaves on a rainy night, and the dim light illuminated the old trees with all their fallen leaves in front of the courtyard.

The men and women holding oil-paper umbrellas climbed over the palace wall side by side and returned to the quiet Fuyan Palace. Their steps were very gentle so as not to wake up the sleeping palace maids, and they got up to serve others.

When Jiang Yi was in the palace, she would go out incognito for private visits and rarely go shopping. Now with her boyfriend accompanying her, she couldn't stop shopping. She bought all the rouge, gouache, jewelry and clothes from her hometown. If it weren't for Zuo Lingquan taking Linglong Pavilion, both of them probably wouldn't be able to finish it.

Tuanzi originally went out for a walk with the birds, but the result was great. After looking at the colorful clothes and jewelry all night, he didn't even take a hot bite. At this time, he was so sleepy that he lay wilted on Jiang Yi's shoulder and turned into Flattened dumplings.

Jiang Yi was very interested. She returned to her dormitory and began to continue questioning;

"Zuo Lingquan, tell me honestly, how many times have you been to Xianzhizhai? What did you buy?"

When the two were choosing bellybands on the second floor of Xianzhizhai, the landlady kept negotiating with Jiang Yi, while Zuo Lingquan was drinking tea and making dumplings nearby. Although the landlady said it very conservatively, there were still many hints that aroused imagination.

Jiang Yi was already a woman, so she could naturally understand some of the words. She felt that Zuo Lingquan must have dealt with the boss's wife in the past, so she started asking questions after leaving the house.

Zuo Lingquan responded naturally: "I bought some bellybands and rouge before, and I didn't go there a few times. Most of the messy stuff was bought by my fifth brother. I was just the one who paid for it."

"Zuo Yunting bought most of it. Didn't you buy a small part of the mess?"

"..."

Zuo Lingquan spread his hands slightly and was ready to shut up if he couldn't speak.

Jiang Yi quickly dodged and grabbed Linglong Pavilion. She looked at Zuo Lingquan, who was standing in the dormitory and was not about to leave, and frowned:

"I'm going to rest, why are you still standing here?"

Tuanzi let out a listless "chirp~", probably saying, "I'll rest with you.

Zuo Lingquan also meant the same thing. He turned around and threw the dumplings into the rainy night: "Go find Jingxun" and then closed the door.

"grumble?!"

Tuanzi looked at the closed palace door in disbelief, feeling that the whole world had turned gray.

Jiang Yi's bedroom has not been inhabited for half a year, but the palace servants have been cleaning it day and night, making it very tidy and no different than when they left.

Leng Zhu had already prepared it just now. There was a gilt incense burner placed on the table in front of the carved soft couch, with elegant sandalwood burning inside. Next to it were two books that Jiang Yi liked to read in the past; there was a bead curtain hanging on the inside. Next is a canopy bed made of golden nan. It is very large. There are folded towels and tea neatly placed on the table outside the bed. They should be prepared for the prince-in-law. When the princess is tired from working at night, she can easily wipe away the water. Soak and quench thirst, so as not to disturb the elegance.

The dormitory was very quiet. Qingwan and Jingxun both lived in the side hall, so no movement could be heard here. Leng Zhu also considerately drove away the surrounding palace ladies, so no noise could be heard except for the sound of rain.

As the palace door closed, Jiang Yi's originally relaxed mood became a little nervous; she and Zuo Lingquan had consummated their marriage only three or four times in total. Although she realized the beauty of it, she had not yet adapted to it intellectually.

Seeing Zuo Lingquan's actions, Jiang Yi knew that she would inevitably be seriously abused later. She pursed her lips and said arrogantly: "I'll forget it if I don't leave. I'm too lazy to talk to you." She silently walked to the bath in the side room. Start grooming yourself.

Zuo Lingquan originally wanted to fulfill his duties as a prince-in-law, helping to undress and remove his belt, wash his waist and rub his back. Unfortunately, Jiang Yi cared about his subordinate very much and did not want him to be so tired, so he kicked him out.

Zuo Lingquan sat down on the soft couch, flipped through ancient chivalrous books, and said:

"Princess, remember to put on the new clothes you bought today."

Jiang Yi took a shower and changed clothes, and was ready to put on the bellyband she just bought today, but Zuo Lingquan deliberately asked for it, so naturally she couldn't obey and snorted lightly:

"You have a beautiful thought, let Tang Jingxun wear it.

"That's right, then I'll take it over now and let Xu'er try it..."

"How dare you!"

"hehe……"

Jiang Yi knew that Zuo Lingquan was teasing her, but she was a little angry. She looked down at her moist and plump balls, hesitated for a moment, and asked:

"Zuo Lingquan, do you think Tang Jingxun's clothes look better than mine?"

Jingxun's scale is larger, and it can make the fat-headed fish fatter. In theory, the impact is stronger, but Jiang Yi is actually not small, but she is a bit autistic compared to Qingwan.

Zuo Lingquan thought they all looked good, and he said with a smile:

"Whether the clothes are good or not depends on your figure. Shangguan Ancestor is about the same height as me. If he wears a quiet skirt, half of his calf will be exposed, and no matter how beautiful the clothes are, they will not look good. The clothes the princess bought today are no different from the princess's. The figure matches well, so you must look good in it; the same goes for buying it for Jingxun, there is no way to compare.”

Jiang Yi just wanted to hear a man say, "You look better in your clothes." Zuo Lingquan reasoned with a straight man's seriousness, and she lost interest in listening. She thought for a while and said:

"By the way, how do you know the size of the concubine?"

"Didn't I tell you before that I have been practicing swordsmanship since I was a child, and my eyesight is very good. I can tell at a glance."

"Are you staring at the concubine's breasts?"

"How could it be possible? As far as the concubine is concerned, she knew it right away when I looked at her, and she didn't want to kill me."

"That's true..."

The two chatted for a while, and Jiang Yi finished washing up and walked out of the side room.

Zuo Lingquan also went in to freshen up, and when he came out again, Jiang Yi was already sitting sideways on the soft couch. She was wearing a red nightgown, tied around her waist with a phoenix-patterned ribbon, her long black hair was scattered on her back, and her jade cheeks were still a little moist.

Jiang Yi held the book in her hand and flipped it absentmindedly. Her legs were bent and folded on the couch. Her white bare feet were exposed under her skirt. As Zuo Lingquan came out, her steps bowed slightly, but her expression showed no reaction.

Zuo Lingquan walked up to him and saw that Jiang Yi had entered the house and got on the bed without knowing it, so he asked with a smile:

"By the way, what does the proprietress of Xianzhizhai mean when she said 'kill a man in three steps' today?"

The female shopkeeper only secretly told Jiang Yi these very private topics.

Jiang Yi looked at the scroll, hesitated for a moment, and then said calmly:

"It's not interesting, I just told a joke. Well... the first step is to sit down. The second step is to unfasten the belt..."

Zuo Lingquan raised his hand to interrupt Jiang Yi's words, sat on the coffee table and looked at the charming beauty in front of him:

"You can't understand by just talking. Princess, do you want to demonstrate and see if you can chop me in the crotch?"

This is a bit vulgar.

Jiang Yi frowned slightly, wanting to scold Zuo Lingquan. But the more arrogant she is now, the more bullying she will definitely get in the future. Thinking about it, she still won't be angry.

Under Zuo Lingquan's expectant gaze, Jiang Yi sighed softly, sat up, assumed a very elegant side-sitting posture, untied the tie around her waist, and held the collar with both hands:

"That's it, and then the third step: open your collar and show it to the man, and the man will obey. It's just a gimmick to sell things, don't take it seriously."

Zuo Lingquan raised his eyebrows: "Try it without opening it?"

"..."

No matter how calm Jiang Yi was, her face could not help but turn red, and she was a little hesitant.

"How about I help the princess?"

"..."

Jiang Yi knew that there was no way to hide from each other. They were just right with each other, but there was actually nothing to hide from. She pursed her lips and slowly opened the collar she was holding.

Under the candlelight, as the fiery red nightdress opened, the red coat under the snow-white neck appeared.

Different from the previous Huajian Li, this one on Jiang Yi is a new style. It has much less fabric and is in the shape of a right triangle. It only covers Tuan'er, and the flat and unmarked waist and belly button can be seen underneath.

The upper part is very narrow, and the collarbone can be clearly seen; there is a vertical opening in the middle of the fabric, and the outline between the two groups can be seen.

The pattern of the carp among the flowers has also changed. The embroidery is still lotus and carp, but the background color outside the embroidery, I don’t know what kind of newly produced fabric is used, is hollow and translucent, making people feel as if everything can be seen. , but upon closer inspection, the key points are completely covered.

The charm and elegance of a noble lady, the embroiderer of Xianzhizhai, can be said to have reached the pinnacle of perfection. I am afraid not many men can resist this kind of graceful beauty that is half-hidden with a pipa, but Zuo Lingquan can't do it anyway. Worthy of the name of 'killing a man in three steps'.

When Jiang Yi saw the change in Zuo Lingquan's breathing, she quickly closed her clothes and changed the topic calmly:

"Hmm... This thing doesn't seem to be on the table. Isn't it a bit inappropriate to give it to the concubine?"

Zuo Lingquan hadn't seen enough yet, he stood up and said:

"The concubine doesn't know how to dress it for me, so how do I know if it's suitable or not. But when the princess wears it, I think it's quite suitable. It's a perfect work of art. Come on, let me take a look..."

Jiang Yi quickly shrank back and evaded: "I'm talking to you about business, don't...ah..."

tear apart

Zuo Lingquan pressed Jiang Yi's hands and admired the pattern on the carp among the flowers with satisfaction.

Perhaps because he felt that the lotus seeds among the lotus flowers were fresh and green, he leaned over to taste them and said vaguely:

"That's all the princess said, without delaying the matter."

"Alas~..."

Jiang Yi squirmed to avoid it, lightly pedaling her white bare feet on the soft couch twice, but she didn't struggle too much. She quickly calmed down and closed her eyes...

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