The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

Suddenly, in the cold storage, a tall strange figure suddenly stood up. ｛Щww{suimеng][lā}.

"Dead Attendant, you really aren't dead." The target eye grinned and pointed the flamethrower at the figure. "But you are not far from death. Look at the power of my flamethrower!"

"You're wrong!" the figure shouted loudly, "I'm not a deadpool, I'm a pigman!"

With a stunned eye, he completely misunderstood, "What is Spider-Man? Don't joke, how could Spider-Man be here?"

Eating Pigman and Spiderman are very similar to each other. The target eyes are preconceived and they become Spiderman.

The figure walked out of the big hole and stood under the light. "It's not Spider-Man! It's Pigman, a world-famous hero, framed by his wretched and vicious enemies. In the desperate situation, the vicious and vicious enemies refused to let go of the greatness. The super hero of the world, want to set fire to the super great super hero, but unfortunately our super great super invincible hero, at a critical moment, got a legendary equipment, withstood the blazing flames, he sanctified in the fire, That's my handsome and handsome, unparalleled beauty, everyone loves, flowers bloom, thousands of girls are obsessed with eating pigman!"

This man is actually a dead waiter, but he has a pig's head on top, wearing pork armor and stepping on pork chops, and looks like a fine pig.

"No matter what you are, you have to die!" The target hurriedly raised the flamethrower and blazed a flame at the deadpool.

Deadpool used the pork on his body to block the flames and successfully broke out of the cold storage. He flicked his hand and flew out a high-frequency vibration gold knife, cut off the fuel supply pipe of the flamethrower, and the flamethrower immediately extinguished the fire. Head.

The target eye pulled out a high-frequency vibration gold knife and cut it with the deadpool. The two of you come and go, and no one can take anyone.

Without the threat of a fire extinguisher, the pork on Deadpool became burdensome, making him unable to keep up with the speed of the target.

But the target eye can't take the deadpool anymore. The target eye doesn't dare to cut off the pork on the deadpool, because it equals the liberation of the deadpool, but there is really no place to attack except the area covered by the pork. Qu, Deadpool is still an undead, how can I fight this? Osborne sent him to let him kill, or did he want to send him to death.

The battle between the two became more and more fierce, and wounds began to appear on the target's body, and blood oozed out through the uniform, but the other person's body didn't even have a small scar left, and the wounds disappeared in an instant. The eyes get more and more frustrated.

Suddenly, the target eye threw his knife in the side, he flipped back several times in a row, and shook off the dead waiter, "Don't fight anymore! My Ninema, this is also a p, I can't kill you, your energy consumption sooner or later If you die, if you continue to fight like this, I might as well find a gun and give my head a shot of peanuts. I am saved by this piecemeal crime."

If the deadman has no self-healing factor, the battle between the two is almost the state of 45 and 55, and the win rate is different. No more than 10%, but now the target has no win rate.

"You said you wouldn't fight, would I have to spare you? You just bombed me with a bomb, sprayed me with a flamethrower, and chopped me with a knife, just forget it? Do you think I'm a sandbag? Fuck, and then clap your hands, it’s over? No way!" Deadpool has eaten so much, it's impossible to just miss the target.

The target eye took two steps backwards, pulling away from the deadpool, "I warn you, if you lean over again, I will run, I can run for ten seconds at 100 meters, you are wearing a pig on your body, You can't run away from me even if you're exhausted. How can you take me? Anyway, I just won't fight you. You're too shameless."

Deadpool was so angry that my fingers were shaking, "From the beginning to the end, you challenged me unilaterally. It was you who attacked me with all kinds of weird hidden weapons, bombs and grenades, even the people who used rpg, or you. , Even the flamethrower is used, you say I’m going to rip it? If you say you don’t hit it, you don’t hit it, you just rip it!”

"Nima, you can heal yourself, and you can't kill it! Even if I use a nuclear bomb, there is a bird? You have so many plug-in abilities, I can't fight you, you are Lai Pi, I don't You have played, and the smell on your body is quite good." The target eye was talking, and suddenly there was a tempting aroma from the direction of the deadpool. He shook his nose twice, and the aroma was pungent, and his mouth could not help flowing. Down.

Just now the target was set on fire, and the deadpool was burnt to no avail, so he cut a pig, tied the pork chop to the sole of the shoe, tied the pig body to the body, and buckled the pig head to the head. With the thick skin of the fat pig, He just resisted the blazing flames and bought time for his body regeneration, but some places were caught by the pork, roasted to the right pork by the fire, and the outer coke was tender and exuded.

After being said by the target, the dead waiter suddenly found that he was also greedy. He pulled a trotter from his arm and gnawed two bites. Except for a little light, the roasted trotters of the five-star hotel did not have this level, which also No wonder, even a five-star restaurant, dare not use military flamethrowers to cook barbecue, "The taste is absolutely amazing! Target, do you have salt there? This is a little too light."

"Hum" sneered for a long while. He took out a small bottle from his arms with condiments such as salt, chili, etc. The cow is even cumin. He threw the bottle out, "It's a fool, You are still the world’s first mercenary. When you are performing tasks and waiting for the target to appear, don’t you think about the problem of eating? I am different. I have compressed foods with me, and various spices, eat well, drink Ok, you can kill good people with physical strength. Killing is an individual effort. How can you do it without food?"

The dead waiter took the condiment bottle, sprinkled it on the trotters, and then took a bite. The soft and delicious trotters melted into the mouth and immediately melted. After dragging a pig's trotter, sprinkle the sauce, and throw it to the target eye, "Don't compare, try the roast trotters I eat pig man, you eat one, think two."

The target shook his head, "No, I'm a Jew who believes in Lao Hu, I don't eat pork."

Xin Laohu, still a Jew, has a double taboo on pork, and he dare not eat it even if he is greedy.

"Don’t talk nonsense, your saliva is about to go to the ground. You usually kill people and set fire. You haven’t done anything bad. Even if you die, you will definitely go to hell. What else do you believe in? Lao Hu can’t save your father. After eating this pig's trotters, it's like you're on the road.

The target's eyes were right. The bad things he usually did were enough to put the **** down, so he took a big bite and was immediately overwhelmed by the rich fragrance. "It's delicious! It's almost too good for Nyima. I have been for so many years. I haven’t eaten pork before. I’ve lost money. This pork has taught me to settle down!"

So two or two eaten and turned the enemy into friends, temporarily stopped fighting, and instead crouched on the ground to nibble the pig's trotters.

The target eyeball turned, he tentatively asked, "Hey, don’t eat pig man, eat yourself first, I ask you, why is your self-healing factor so powerful? Like Wolverine or Saber-toothed Tiger, You can’t compare with you."

The Deadpool grunted unhappy, "This blames the old thief who killed the bully. He was afraid that I would wear a green hat to him, so he gave me a curse of immortality, which made me unable to die, even a nuclear bomb would not kill me. , Pity my dear goddess of death, can only keep the boudoir alone, it is a pity, she is a standard slut."

The target said disdainfully, "Goddess of death? That old woman, must be billions of years old, can it be compared to our island love, or can it be comparable to Mutolan?"

Speaking of this topic, Deadpool really doesn’t accept anyone, "I think you seem to be a person who lived in the last century. Why did you say that two teachers who have passed away for many years have been left behind in my hard drive, Mr. Hatano? It won’t work anymore. I’ll give you a chance to see my collection. In my computer, there is a hard currency of 160g hard drive. Just take out one that has the power of shocking and weeping ghosts.”

"One hundred and sixty g? This number is a bit too fake, it is more than double that of mine. I am a little bit unconvinced. I must see it when I have a chance." Target Eye said in disbelief.

Deadpool didn't refute. He took out a memory from the knife and threw it to the target eye. The target eye immediately detected it with the instrument on his wrist. The instrument showed that the memory indeed contained 160g.

The target eye raised his thumb and gave the Deadpool a big compliment. "I used to be dissatisfied. Why are you the first mercenary? I am so capable, why is it the third~www.NovelMTL.com~ to fight you today After one game, I served. Not only did you have the fighting skills above me, you even have more large movies on the hard drive than me, there are people outside, there are days outside, I know a lot today."

Deadpool is not a humble person. When someone praises him, he will go to heaven immediately. He will forget all the hatred. "Haha, wherever you are, you are also good."

The target's eyes rolled, and he tentatively asked a core question, "Deadpool, why are you messing around in Osborne's hotel?"

The Deadpool was happy and almost told the truth. Fortunately, he awakened early and swallowed back half of the words. "Hey, what else can it be, but it's just debt collection. Osborne owes me 100 million dollars. He plans to No account, no one can do it, right?"

The target eye patted the thigh, "That's right, mercenary assassin, the one who hates the most is accountability. Which bastard, dare to do this, is it easy for us to make some money? It was originally the money earned from the knife edge, this money It's all in exchange for life, **** bastard, **** who doesn't have py's garbage silly fork, and even daring to blame, this kind of scum does not kill, it's unreasonable, and he must be dumped, and he will be frustrated. "

After the target was finished spraying, I remembered that this scum was his current boss Norman Osbourne, accidentally sprayed the boss.