The Existence of Harry Potter

Actually, I didn't plan to update it originally, but the words of one person in the group stimulated me, so I updated it, please thank him!

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I wouldn't do that stupid thing of 10 recommendations for a chapter update, and I wouldn't do it for 100 chapters, so just give up!

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After a while, I will change the author's name to Lazy Sunflower Seeds, so I happily decided!

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If one day, you were eating in the cafeteria and someone told you that you had laxatives in your breakfast today, would you believe it or not?

Perhaps, the conditions and information are not enough, so add some more.

The person who said this was a smart person in everyone's eyes, but his popularity was not very good. In many people's eyes, he was arrogant and arrogant, liked to meddle in his own business, and liked to pour cold water when others were happy...

Do you believe it or not when such a person says such a thing?

"Tsk tsk, I knew it would be like this."

Asker sat in the seat and looked at Gryffindor with great interest. Hermione was arguing with some students. This was what he expected, and it was also what Hermione expected. Although she knew this would happen, Hermione stubbornly chose a thankless way. In her opinion, even if there was one person who would not eat this "seasoned" meal because of her words Breakfast is also good.

On the Slytherin side, the students were very happy, and the farce on the Gryffindor side was a side dish for them. It was very appetizing. Everyone ate more than usual. Not knowing that bad luck is coming.

"Well, Draco, would you believe it or not if I told you that someone gave you laxatives for breakfast today?"

For some reason, Ask asked Draco this question. At this time, Ask's unparalleled deterrent power was revealed. Draco seemed to have been bitten by a snake. He threw the half-eaten bread on the ground, stood up suddenly, and jumped back a lot. step, such as avoiding snakes and scorpions.

"…"

All the Slytherin students looked here, and some of them heard Asker's words. They all looked at the food in their hands with frightened eyes, and then touched their bulging stomachs. The panic slowly turned to despair.

"Hey, what happened?"

Brace Shabini, Ask's classmate in the same class, a dark-skinned, brown-eyed boy who is usually a little arrogant and doesn't look down on anyone. Because he came a little late, he didn't hear Aske's words, and he was naturally curious when he saw that everyone looked dead. Picking up a piece of bread, just about to bite it down, Draco, who was sitting diagonally across from him, rushed to the table, jumped on the table and snatched the piece of bread.

"what are you doing!"

Blaise asked in confusion. He suppressed his anger and hoped that Draco could explain. Then, he saw Draco throw the piece of bread on the ground, clapped his hands as if nothing had happened, then slowly walked down from the table, and finally sat back to his seat as if nothing had happened.

"I was given laxatives at breakfast."

Draco said in a very positive tone. When he said this, his eyes kept looking at Asker, not only him, but all the Slytherin students were looking at Asker, and their expressions gradually changed from The dead mother turned into pain and grief.

"It's not April Fool's Day yet."

Blaise snorted coldly, reached out and picked up another piece of bread, this time, his movements deliberately slowed down a little, and he was fully alert, waiting for Draco to teach him a lesson when he shot again.

"Boom!"

"Fractured."

Asker put his wand back in Draco's pocket, calmly took a sip of milk, and then stood upside down at his beard and hair, with a charred face and tattered clothes like a beggar's suit, Shabini said: "Don't use that Look at me like this, you have to thank me, I saved you once."

"Save your mother #￥%&*..."

Facts have proved that those who say that educated people don't use foul language are completely wrong. Foul language is a talent, an instinct, and an inseparable part of people's blood. There is no need to learn it. Everyone There will be a few swear words that I don't know where to learn it.

Gryffindor has an explosive maniac, um, maybe that's what he should be called - a demolition genius, after all, he is the only one who can make the Floating Charm explode with special effects, and there is no semicolon. Any magic spell, as long as it passes through his hands, will almost certainly explode, and it can be guaranteed that it will not hurt anyone except himself. In other words, it is also very powerful that Ask can use this effect in a quarter room.

Going too far, the reason why I mentioned the blasting genius is to say that Brace's current shape is exactly like the man after the explosion. His beard is black and his face is like the bottom of a pot. , the whole person is like coming back from the set of the war movie, with a lingering smell of gunpowder smoke.

Blaise scolded for a while and then stopped. He was about to start, but seeing Asker raised his wand again, he made one of the wisest choices in his life—

To shut up!

The same words, when spoken from different people's mouths, have different effects. Of course, the Slytherin students only believed half of what Asker said, and they filled the rest with their brains. The truth of what Asker said should be—

Asked for a laxative for breakfast today.

In fact, if Hermione said it was a prank by the twin brothers at that time, I am afraid that more people would believe it. If it was said that it was a laxative from Asker, maybe Gryffindor had already dispatched all of them to find Asker PPPPPPPPP...PK.

So, being a good person is really hard.

Let's be a bad guy happily, hehehehehehe...

After a brief panic, Slytherin calmed down again. They all saw that Asker also ate today's breakfast, so Asker must have a solution. After all, isn't he the one doing the trick? Also have to tie the bell.

After breakfast, students from other academies left the auditorium one after another, but all the students from Slytherin sat here, as if waiting for something.

Hermione pointed her **** at Asker from a distance, and left the auditorium alone in a huff. Today was quite a failure. Neville was the only one in Gryffindor who did not eat breakfast. Well, Hermione wasn't happy because Neville didn't have breakfast because it wasn't her persuasion, it was because Neville didn't come to breakfast at all today...

Oh, what a painful realization!

Ahem, I'm not talking about Hermione, but someone who is about to be unlucky.

Someone calmly drank tea, and then took out a small cloth bag from his pocket. From the opening of the bag, you could see that there were many small medicine bottles with some white medicine powder inside.

"One Galleon, one bottle."

Asker offered a high price, but the Slytherin students were really good at money, and they gave generously one after another... It always feels strange to use this word here.

Everyone bought one, and some at UU Reading www.uukanshu.com bought a few more copies for emergencies. When Jama came over, there were about ten bottles left.

Compared with the other students' actions of taking out one or a few Galleons, Gemma was much more forthright and generous. I saw that she threw a money bag heavily on the table, making a muffled sound.

"76 Galleons..." Ask knew how much money was in it by hearing the voice, he pushed the ten bottles in the bag on the table to Jama, and then rummaged in his pocket, "Wait a minute, I'll look for it again. Some for you..."

"No need."

Gemma's cold voice was a bit chilly, Ask stopped, then raised his head slowly, looking at Gemma with a half-smile: "If it's just this money, I always feel that I can't pay back the money, after all, it's three A college, that's three times as much..."

"Not every student is willing to take out a Galleon to buy you an 'antidote' that costs less than a xike. Just wait patiently, Madam Pomfrey and the Dean will formulate an antidote soon. , that's free." Gemma said lightly: "76 Galleons are yours, on the condition that you can't give any bottle of antidote to anyone in any way."

Asker touched his chin, and under the expectant gaze of all the Slytherin students, he nodded regretfully.

"Then, make a deal!"

All the Slytherin students smiled maliciously when they heard the words, as if they had seen the scene of the other three academy students making a fool of themselves...

Will things really happen as they think?