Chapter 87 Uncle Liu: After fighting all my life, can’t I enjoy it?

“Xing Daorong: Say my name and make Ru laugh!”

“Crying!”

“Hahahaha!”

“Xing Daorong, the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, hahahaha!”

“Xing Daorong faced Liu Bei’s army, broke through Zhuge Liang’s formation alone, and fought Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, to be honest, Lü Bu is only alive”

“The first fierce general of the New Three Kingdoms is worthy of his name, Wen can spray Zhuge and martial arts can fight Zhao Zhang, powerful!”

“This Xing Daorong’s martial arts are really unparalleled in the world, since Lu Bu’s death, there has been no such warrior in the world, I love him to death!”

“Penal Daorong wants Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun to be captured, and their force must not be under Lü Bu, and the dog’s head is.jpg!”

“One Xing, two Pan, three swords, Liu, I am willing to call these three people the new gods of war of the New Three Kingdoms!”

“I see! Those who win Xing Dao’s glory win the world! ”

Heavens and realms, at this moment, countless people looked at the sky, looking at Xing Daorong’s round and cute appearance in the light curtain, and suddenly couldn’t help laughing.

Today, I am fortunate to meet the first strong king of the Three Kingdoms! –Daqin Time and Space…

“It’s not ancient, it’s not like it!”

Looking at the picture in the light curtain, Zulong snorted coldly, then shook his head, and after “appreciating” for a while, he felt slightly disappointed.

These new three kingdoms are more like a comedy than the presentation of historical figures. Could it be?

Is this the fun of posterity?

After thinking for a moment, Zulong lay leisurely on the dragon chair, a pair of deep imperial eyes swept across the sky, and everything in front of him, although slightly funny, was not what he expected.

He, the first emperor of the ages, is the first emperor of the ages! Meritorious to the three emperors, the five emperors of Degao!

And first, often lonely, so far looking at the sky, the Han Dynasty did produce some characters, but it is just that, not to mention!

Zulong stared at the light curtain with a pair of imperial eyes, his heart was extremely cold, at this moment, he was extremely looking forward to the emperor after the fall of the Han Dynasty, and looking at who could compare with him for thousands of years!

Dahan Time and Space…

“Hahahahaha, Xu has really never seen such a brazen person!”

31 Han Gao ancestor Liu Bang couldn’t stop laughing, and stretched out his finger to Xing Daorong in the light curtain, this man’s face was the thickest he had ever seen.

This kind of flexion and stretching, in the previous life is not a turtle!

Of course, he was really happy not because of Xing Daorong, a supporting clown, but because he saw that Liu Bei in the light curtain was constantly rising, with countless fierce generals in his hands, and a strategist who was wise enough to match Zifang.

At this moment, as an ancestor, he is deeply gratified! As for Liu Bei’s choice in the end…

Things have already happened, Liu Bang only feels that he is unreasonably angry, what can he do? It is better to go with the flow and hope that the lonely Zhuge Kongming can remember his mission.

At the same time, I also hope that the young Liu Chan, who can show his strength as a teenager, and become a real Kuangfu Han room! –The Great Han Dynasty Beginning Time and Space…

“Poof!”

Han Wudi Liu Che couldn’t stop laughing, as the king of a country, he knew the horror and cruelty of war better than anyone, but he never thought that the light curtain could actually kill decisively, and the terrifying battlefield presented a comedy and funny.

It’s awesome! These new three kingdoms…

It really makes people wonder what kind of ideas future generations have in mind!

“Die of laughter, there is actually such a brazen person in the world, I really know how he can become a general, if it were under me, he would have been kicked out of the team a long time ago!”

Huo Qubing also laughed, but shook his head, but in his mind, General Li Guang’s face couldn’t help but appear, in his eyes.

Xing Daorong, but Li Guangdu have the same skills. That’s right!

When bragging, they all look very confident!

What a flying general, he has never lost a battle in his mouth, but once he has never won a real battle, this kind of person can actually command the three armies, it is better to give his troops to me!

Thinking of this, Huo Qubing glanced at Li Guang defiantly, and Li Guang, who was suddenly angry, blew his eyebrows and glared…

Eastern Han Dynasty Jianwu Zhongyuan Space-time…

“These new three countries are really difficult to evaluate!”

Hanguang Wudi Liu Xiu smiled helplessly, the picture in the light curtain is funny, but it seems that it is left to be funny, and the solemnity and seriousness of history are much less.

Everything that is presented often gives people an unreal feeling.

Thinking of this, Liu Xiu couldn’t help but let out a long breath, and said with a slight emotion: “Fortunately, the side of the meteorite that fell from the sky, and the picture is a little old, and the rest are not bad.” ”

After all, at least photogenic!

The end of the Eastern Han Dynasty…

“Xing Daorong?”

“Has there ever been this person? Why don’t I know? ”

Looking at the comedy staged in the light curtain, Liu Bei’s brows couldn’t help but frown slightly, and the picture flashed quickly in the haze, but he couldn’t find the slightest memory of Xing Daorong.

How can such a brazen, two-faced and three-knifed person not remember?

“Second brother, Zilong!”

“Do you have any memories?”

Liu Bei, who was confused for a while, turned his head to look at Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, and asked softly, and when he heard this, Zhang Fei immediately shook his head and shouted directly in a loud voice: “What?” There are too many people chopped, I can’t remember! ”

Zhao Yun pondered for a moment before shaking his head and slowly said: “Lord, when we attacked Lingling City, there was no person like Xing Daorong, maybe this is the conjecture of future generations, just like the previous Cao thief!” ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone nodded abruptly.

–Great Song Jianyan time and space…

“Hmph!”

Zhao Shu snorted coldly in disdain, just now he almost believed it, mistaking Xing Daorong for the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms after Lü Bu, and almost cheered for him.

Fortunately, before he had time to praise, this person showed his stuffing.

If not…

“Isn’t it lost to lose his face, you must know that Xu is the person with the best face!”

–Daming Orthodox Time and Space…

“Admiral Ling Xing Daorong? What kind of nameless person is this, how dare you show your might here, the most annoying thing in my life is this group of guys who pay lip service! ”

“If you know your own dishes, don’t come out and embarrass yourself!”

Zhu Qizhen pouted and said with great disdain, while his gaze swept across the civil and military officials under the court, and immediately shouted loudly.

“You guys too!”

“Don’t talk nonsense if you don’t have the ability!”

“Now I want to drive the royal army and attack the Mongolian tile thorn department, who is in favor and who is against!”

[In the future, Liu Bei went to the Ganlu Temple of Eastern Wu to recruit relatives to marry Sun Shangxiang, and Zhou Yu decided to paralyze Liu Bei with a prosperous and wealthy life, and he waited for the opportunity to seize Jingzhou…..】

But I can see that the light curtain is a luxurious scenery, just like the residence of the Guidian Lan Palace, the majestic wooden pillars are carved beams and paintings, not to mention those golden decorations, completely encircling a person with beads.

And this person is Liu Bei, Uncle Liu Bei!

At this moment, he had retreated from simple blue-gray clothes, but instead he was dressed in a brocade and jade show, sitting on the lord’s throne like a prince and nobleman, with a dashing face.

Above the case in front of you, there are countless fine wines and delicacies.

And above the hall in front of him, the sound of the qinse sounded leisurely, and seven or eight Jiangnan people were flicking their long sleeves, dancing, showing a trace of beauty from time to time, secretly sending Qiu Bo to look at Liu Bei.

This moment…

Liu Bei had a red face, drunken head, his eyes were hazy and slightly narrowed, and his body was lying back on the seat, lazily enjoying the beautiful scenery in front of him.

I don’t want to enjoy it!

And at this moment, the strategist Sun Qian hurriedly came, frowned and spared these dancing girls, bowed to Liu Bei’s face, and quickly shouted several times, only then did Liu Bei’s soul shout back.

“Master.”

“Master?”

“Master!”

“Wu Hou sent someone to send us this month’s support!”

The drunken and hazy Liu Bei looked back at this moment, leisurely stood up and glanced at Sun Qian, and asked casually,

“How much?”

Immediately, he poured himself a glass of wine without hurrying.

“Another 20,000 added, a total of 60,000 money!”

Sun Qian quickly replied respectfully, but he didn’t want Liu Bei to frown slightly after hearing this, and his face showed a trace of dissatisfaction, and he shouted loudly: “How can sixty thousand dollars be enough?” ”

“Look at me, I have added five new cooks, six musicians, and they all need money!”

Immediately waved his big hand, pointed to the beautiful woman in front of him, took a sip of fine wine and ordered Sun Qian,

“Go! Go and tell the people, please add another 20,000 dollars! ”

As soon as these words came out, Sun Qian was completely stunned, looked back at the situation around him, and glanced at the lord who was addicted to beautiful wine, and almost wanted to open his mouth to persuade…

But when he thought of his own words, and now that the Lord was obsessed, where would he obey!

Only helplessly nodded in agreement, then slowly withdrew, and then quickly found Zhao Yun, who was responsible for the safety of the main public, and quickly discussed countermeasures.

The picture suddenly froze, and then leisurely turned, I don’t know how long has passed, at this moment, above the magnificent hall, countless dancers are leisurely showing their beautiful figure under the sound of the piano… But suddenly!

Zhao Yun looked righteous, and came to the hall angrily, facing the Ge Ji who resisted in front of him, he unceremoniously pushed them away, without any mercy and jade.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Bei, the lord who still closed his eyes and shook his head and surrendered to pleasure, grabbed the musician’s bamboo sheng and threw it vigorously to the ground.

“Snap!”

There was a bang, a shock, and the music stopped abruptly…

Liu Bei woke up from the dream, opened his eyes in a daze, glanced at the angry Zhao Yun with a slight squint, and asked unhurriedly,

“Zhao Yun, what’s wrong?”

“Master, you have changed!”

Zhao Yun’s sincere eyes looked directly at Liu Bei, and he continued to fight with great regret in his heart,

“Lord, you have become drunk and dreaming of death, greedy for pleasure, is it the ambition of the Zhongxing Han Room!”

“You forgot!”

However…

Liu Bei was still drunk, his face did not show a trace of remorse, his brows were slightly wrinkled and slightly dissatisfied looked at Zhao Yun, and he immediately reprimanded,

“I am your lord!”

“How dare you speak to me like that!”

But Zhao Yun was not afraid at all, and he directly uttered amazing words,

“If you continue like this, you won’t be my lord!”

“Bang!”

As soon as these words came out, Liu Bei was angry in his heart, and he slapped a punch on the case, and the wine jug shook on the case, and looking around, a trace of anger appeared on Liu Bei’s face at this moment, and he directly cursed.

“!”

At this moment, everyone at the scene was immediately calmed, and the idle people and others lowered their heads one after another, not even daring to look up, but Zhao Yun directly put his legs to the ground, directly kneeling in front of Liu Bei, holding his hands into fists.

“Master!”

“You really can’t go on like this!”

“If the military masters knew, they would definitely be heartbroken, and the people of Eastern Wu would laugh at you!”

There was a sincere meaning, but now it fell in Liu Bei’s eyes like a lesson in the words, the whole person suddenly turned pale, furious, and took the water cup that was drinking

“Snap!”

fell to the ground.

“Presumptuous!”

“Are you teaching me a lesson?”

Suddenly got up, questioned loudly, looked at Zhao Yun with torch-like eyes, and the tone of rebuttal suddenly emerged: “I can’t enjoy it after fighting all my life?!” ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhao Yun’s brows couldn’t help but wrinkle, and he became more and more worried, lowered his head with a hint of bleakness in his tone, and slowly spoke: “The lord likes this kind of life, Zhao Yun can’t stand it!” ”

“Zhao Yun can’t stay!”

Even though the lord was angry, Zhao Yun still insisted on his advice, trying to awaken Liu Bei. But…

“If you can’t stay, you will get out!”

Liu Bei was not used to him, and he spoke bluntly and angrily, and as soon as he stretched out his hand and directly overturned the food on the case, the bowl immediately fell to the ground, and countless foods fell to the ground.

It can be seen that Liu Bei is angry in his heart!

“Master!”

Seeing this, Zhao Yun looked incredulous, looking up at Liu Bei incredulously, his pleading intention was overflowing, but he was greeted by Liu Bei’s unceremonious stretch of a finger.

“Zhao Yun, I remember that you have always been loyal, so I will not punish you!”

Then he waved his big hand, his face was dissatisfied, his eyes showed disgust, and he roared drunkenly,

“You immediately let me go back to Jingzhou!”

“Master!”

Zhao Yun was shocked in his heart, and his knees couldn’t help but take two steps forward, but in exchange for Liu Bei’s more prominent disgust, he directly flipped all the bowls on the case with both hands.

“Get out!”

“I’m not your lord!”

In an instant, the sound of angry scolding resounded throughout the hall, and countless people couldn’t help but tremble when they heard this, and the two soldiers outside the hall rushed into the hall and directly forked Zhao Yun out one shoulder by one…

Just as the so-called out of sight, out of mind, watching Zhao Yun leave, Liu Bei slowly sat down, his eyes were hazy and slightly squinted at the musicians and dancers who were slightly trembling present, immediately waved their hands, and said warmly.

“Don’t do your business!”

“Then play, then dance!”

At the same time, the picture in the light curtain flickered, one second Liu Bei, who was still sitting in ancient costume, the next second suddenly turned into a suit with a big oil head and a cigar in his mouth.

Melodious and cheerful songs suddenly appeared, and countless colorful lights kept flickering. I see…

Liu Bei closed his eyes and his body danced to the music!

In the heavens and realms, countless people saw the scene of Uncle Liu jumping in front of them, and everyone couldn’t help but laugh again…

“Hahahahaha, let me jump up with Uncle Liu, and then play music and dance!”

“Soochow is not enough to send 60,000 beautiful women a month???”

“You can’t enjoy it after fighting a lifetime!!!”

“Liu Bei: I have a plan, I can eat and crush Eastern Wu!”

“Why did Zilong rebel?”

“Liu Bei: Are you teaching me to do things?!”

“The first emperor has not yet started a business, and he has spent his budget. He has weaved straw shoes and suffered hardships, beaten Cao Wei and attacked Wu. In the end, the imperial uncle lost Shu, and then played music and danced. ”

“What? My first emperor has fought all his life, can’t I enjoy it! ”

“Cao Wei’s lover wife, Eastern Wu control loli, Shu Han good bungee, hahahahaha!!!”



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