The Collection of The End

—Marvel, 2011—

New York, Sea Restaurant.

"Hello Muds, this is the 'Haishangshengmingyue, Tianyagongcishi' set of Muds,"

Thor, who was wearing a neat black waiter uniform, placed the food on the plate on the table awkwardly:

"Bamboo mud is mixed with pleasure."

According to the conventional judgment standard, this restaurant waiter is obviously unqualified. The stature is too tall to give people a sense of oppression. His actions are quite rude, and his accent is also very strange, like the one from Texas. The most important thing is that he refused to smile at customers with a straight face. If it was an ordinary restaurant, he would have been dismissed by complaint. .

Change it to a normal restaurant.

"Oh, boy, don't worry, if it's overturned, it's going to take time to clean it up, no?"

"Listen to your accent, it's from Texas, do you know that Miss Jin Jing has plans there?"

In front of Thor was a well-dressed old couple, they looked kind and kind, like ordinary pensioners, but even if Thor lost his powers, his eyesight and intuition were still there. He was very sure that the old man was a Although the warrior who has experienced hundreds of battles is not as good as himself, he has no problem against a dozen ordinary Midgards, or human beings, with his bare hands. A feeling of calculating everything at any time, just like the Valkyries who were in charge of logistics and intelligence when the Asgardian army set off on an expedition.

Maybe they were looking for information from themselves for some purpose, but at least "Miss Jin Jing" didn't ask her to keep it secret.

"[Because of that... meteorite, Miss Jin Jing no longer trusts New York's emergency rescue system,]" Thor replied: "[She is mobilizing the powerful people of the Fisk family from all over the world to come to New York and bring the The families of the Fisk family members here have migrated out, maybe from Texas, but I don’t know.”

"Only the Clinton District? Does she not plan to take care of other places?" the old gentleman asked.

"Hey, you old man, don't embarrass the child," the old woman patted the old gentleman's arm: "Is that okay to say?"

Child...Frigga, the mother who stayed in Asgard, should be worried about herself...

Thor walked away for a moment, then shook his head: "[There is nothing that can't be said, Miss Jin Jing said that since the military has obtained so many 'mass-produced Iron Man', they should do more, and the Fisk family only needs to take care of them Hell's Kitchen, which will definitely not be in charge, will do. In case of any accident, there will be the 'Avengers' shot.]"

"Heh, 'The Avengers'?" The old man was very dissatisfied with the superhero organization that Iron Man had just announced in a high-profile manner: "The **** in scrap iron, the wrathful Doctor who bullies the soft and fears the hard, the nosy Red Room agent, The weak-minded Ninja Archer, Captain America evading responsibility, and…”

"What nonsense!" The old woman slapped him again.

"This is the experience of people who have come here," the old gentleman looked at Thor: "When you have the opportunity to make a choice, don't let yourself regret it."

Although he didn't understand what he was talking about, Thor nodded because his wife reminded him of the queen.

"—Thor! Are you busy? Still fishing?"

"Next meal! Hurry up, hurry up!"

After nodding to the old couple, Thor turned to the back kitchen.

—

Working as a waiter in the restaurant was arranged by the "Midgard goddess of death" "Miss Jinjing" Rachel Fisk, who claimed that Thor must compensate for the money for breaking the roof, and because Asgard could not be contacted, The transfer of debts to Father Odin is not acceptable.

Thor said there were many wars going on in Midgard, even in her country called "America", and he could pay for it by fighting.

Miss Jin Jing doubted how much fighting power he still had after being sealed with divine power, Thor immediately shouted that she had insulted the honor of the first warrior of Asgard and wanted to fight against her... designated opponent to prove herself.

It is impossible to fight the goddess of death. He has been unable to fight since he was a child, even the goddess of death in Midgard.

Miss Jin Jing agreed, and then dispatched Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers and Phil Coulson to fight Thor, in her words, "the difficulty is descending."

Compared with "dispatching", even with Thor's less intelligent head, he can see that they are just joining in the fun and want to fight the legendary god.

Then Thor didn't win a game, and received three sentences "What a weak god".

No, there should have been a chance to win, but the pride of the Prince of Asgard made him refuse to fight Natasha Romanoff, who was a woman.

As a result, he was sprayed with anti-wolf spray by the angry female agent, and left the only different comment: "Let's be single for a lifetime!"

Single is impossible to be single. His father has arranged for him. Sif, the daughter of Heimdall, the caretaker of the Rainbow Bridge in Asgard, if he hadn't been thrown to Midgard, he should have been with him. It's only right that she's engaged... it's all the Frost Giant's fault in Jotunheim!

In short, he was sealed with divine power not only unable to take up Miao Ernir, but also unable to beat the conventional combat power on Midgard. He was nothing but the defensive power of the Asa Protoss itself. In the end, he could only listen to "Miss Jin Jing" arranged to serve as a waiter at this sea restaurant that is not at sea.

Thor is very familiar with this kind of work. Every time he goes on a triumphant expedition, it is this kind of work that presents the warriors with food and wine. Sometimes he also takes the initiative to do this for his heavenly father Odin.

In other words, those who are qualified to come to the "Midgard Goddess of Death" to dine can barely be regarded as the lower protoss, and providing them with food and wine does not harm their honor.

The only thing that made him uncomfortable were Miss Jin Jing's two "Valkyrie", Caroline and Max, who were very in line with the character of the Asgardian Valkyrie: go all out on the battlefield, and be kind in peacetime. friendly.

They are always weird, and try to deceive themselves into wearing clothes that only women can wear with the strange reason that "Tor should wear maid clothes", he is just upright, not stupid!

However, when they are in the "battlefield" - the back kitchen of the restaurant, they seem to have no extra thinking and will only complete their work efficiently and quickly.

Although very weak, he believes that they are qualified to be called "Valkyrie".

In the end, what really convinced me of "Miss Jin Jing" was the "Super Electromagnetic Cannon" spell she taught... Maybe it was a spell?

Her point of view is that although his **** of thunder has been sealed with divine power, it is limited to being unable to release divine power, and he still has complete divine power in his body, otherwise it would be ridiculous if he fell on the road and knocked his head to his death.

The "rail gun" is a kind of spell that only needs to use the limbs to form an "acceleration track", put a projectile that will be affected by lightning between the two, and then launch it by strengthening the power of lightning "in the limb".

The experiment was a success, and subsequent attempts were all looking for a move that at least looked like a move.

From this point of view, she does have the consciousness of the Protoss—exquisite and gorgeous are the first elements to pursue after battle.

During the test, the **** could not be placed side by side, and it was not good to clench the fist to leave a gap, and the power to eject the projectile between the fingertips was not enough.

The final move is as follows: close the palms at the waist, clamp the projectile in the palm to initially magnetize it, and then push it forward suddenly. At this time, the parallel arms play an acceleration role, and the open fingers can further Increase the power of the projectile, so that when it flies out, it also brings a thick white light path like lightning.

This kind of powerful trick is difficult to play even when he is not sealed with divine power.

No, if he hadn't been sealed with divine power, he who always relied on Thor's Hammer wouldn't want to create new tricks at all. Even if he heard about this application, he would sneer.

It seems that the biggest gain from coming to Midgard is to know this new sister, who is worthy of being the Father Odin.

The only problem is that…

Why do you shout "Kamakhameha" while making a move?