The City Is Too Convoluted, I'm Going Back To The Countryside To Cultivate Immortality
Chapter 9 No Woman Can Resist The Temptation To Become Younger
As expected of the rice cooked by my mother, the stewed chicken is really fragrant. Lin Yan ate three bowls of rice in a row, and all the chicken went into his stomach.
“Chicken stew with mushrooms, delicious.”
"This is an old hen. I still count on you to leave a few pieces of chicken for drinking at night. Don't leave me any. When did you eat so much?"
Seeing how delicious Lin Yan's food was, Lin Jingshan was hungry.
"Son, you were wronged outside."
Seeing Lin Yan as if reincarnated from starvation, Li Xiuyun felt a little distressed.
"Why don't you be a food broadcaster, I think it will definitely become popular."
Li Xiuyun, whose brain was jumping quickly, said to Lin Yan.
"No, it's hard to find a wife if you become a big fat man."
Soon, without waiting for Lin Yan to object, Li Xiuyun shook her head first. Looking at those fat guys on Douyin, she didn't want her son to become like that, even if he could make money.
"Please explain to me, how did you do it before?"
Lin Jingshan still hasn't forgotten what happened before. It's normal to cut off the chicken's head with one sword, but with one sword cut, even the chicken's feathers fall off. Is this normal?
"This is kung fu, do you want to learn it?"
For the time being, Lin Yan doesn't want to reveal the matter of cultivating immortals, the reason is naturally that his mother's mouth is not very strict, so it is easy to speak out.
Although others won't believe it if you tell it, there's no need to ask for trouble.
Tell them to practice martial arts first, and kung fu is easier to accept. After all, my parents and their generation grew up watching kung fu movies and martial arts movies.
What Huo Yuanjia, Huang Feihong, it is easier to believe in kung fu.
If you really talk to them about cultivating immortals, they will probably feel that there is something wrong with their brains. Let them find out by themselves. Lin Yan's non-disclosure does not mean that he will deliberately conceal it.
It won't be long before they find out something is wrong for themselves.
"real or fake?"
Lin Jingshan also told Li Xiuyun about the previous incident, but Li Xiuyun obviously didn't believe it when Lin Yan talked about kung fu.
"You won't be deceived, right? For example, the little old man who was whipped five times in a row before being knocked down with one punch."
"Mom, I'm still a college student, can I be fooled by Master Ma and his ilk?"
"Come on, come out, I'll show you what kung fu is. To be honest, I came back to teach you how to practice martial arts."
Indeed, Lin Yan really wanted his parents to become immortals.
One person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven. Although the chicken has been slaughtered by him, even the little yellow dog at home will sooner or later be turned into a roaring dog by Lin Yan.
In the courtyard, Lin Yan raised his hand, and the peerless sword stuck on the ground flew into his hand.
Li Xiuyun's eyes widened.
"Fuck."
Lin Jingshan was expressing his amazement again.
At this time, Lin Yan, who was holding a peerless sword, was a little embarrassed. Can he say that he doesn't know how to use swordsmanship?
"Picking things from space, capturing dragons? Isn't this something for martial arts? It's different from what I thought."
The kung fu in his eyes is the kung fu of Huo Yuanjia and Chen Zhen, martial arts are not divorced from reality.
"Ahem, the sword technique is too advanced. I'm afraid you won't understand it, so I won't show you the sword technique."
"It's fine if you don't say it directly. I'm your mother, and I won't laugh at you."
Li Xiuyun's words pierced Lin Yan's heart like a sharp sword.
"How could I not, it's just that my sword is not easy to shoot." Lin Yan threw the peerless sword on the ground.
Then he played a set of black tiger palm. After obtaining this skill, Lin Yan has already reached the full level.
Of course Lin Yan restrained himself when he hit, otherwise the whole yard would not be enough for him to toss about, but Lin Jingshan and Li Xiuyun could feel the vicious and fierce feeling.
In their eyes, Lin Yan seemed to have really turned into a tiger.
Lin Jingshan and Li Xiuyun kept retreating due to the gust of wind created between waving their palms.
It's definitely not fake.
When Lin Yan stopped, it took a long time for them to come back to their senses, Xiao Huang was still lying on the ground, as an animal it is more sensitive.
When Lin Yan showed the black tiger palm just now, Xiao Huang felt that he had encountered a natural enemy.
"Wait, son, is this you?"
Li Xiuyun took out her mobile phone and found a video titled "Shocked, there is really kung fu in this world".
The content in the video, Lin Yan, saw that it was indeed him. He went to clean up Zhao Quide's affairs that day. I don't know who took it, but he put a mosaic on his face.
"It's indeed me. Our supervisor wants to deduct my salary, and the unscrupulous things usually make things difficult for me. Can I bear this, so I punished him."
Lin Yan nodded.
"You kid, don't play chivalry and use martial arts to break the ban. No matter how good your martial arts are, you will be knocked down with one shot."
Lin Jingshan said to Lin Yan with a serious expression.
"But for deducting your salary, your supervisor should indeed call."
"By the way, when are you going to teach us martial arts?" Lin Jingshan no longer felt that what Lin Yan was showing was martial arts, but martial arts.
"Tomorrow, it's too late today."
Lin Yan is going to teach them Yin Qi Jue first. Although the Qi Yin Jue is not as advanced as Maoshan's Qi training technique, it is easy to get started and is the most suitable for getting started.
"You teach your dad, I'm not interested in this."
If she was young, Li Xiuyun might be interested in kung fu, but now she is really not interested.
"Practicing martial arts can prolong life, and make you younger, youth is not old."
After Lin Yan finished speaking, Li Xiuyun's eyes lit up, who was originally lacking in interest.
No woman can resist the temptation to become younger, and Li Xiuyun is also a layman, so of course she cannot.
"What you said is true?"
"Of course it's true. I also have a beauty pill here. It's a gift specially for you. You'll know it when you eat it. It will take effect immediately after eating it."
Lin Yan took out the gift for Li Xiuyun.
Hearing that Li Xiuyun immediately took it and ate it, she was not worried that her own son would lie to her.
"Why does it feel like your face is getting oily?"
Li Xiuyun, who felt her face was a little greasy, frowned.
"Don't feel it, it's indeed oily, and it's still a little dark, you should go wash your face quickly." Lin Jingshan reminded Li Xiuyun.
"What."
Li Xiuyun, who touched something dirty, immediately ran to wash her face.
"Give your mother something good, just give me this sword?" Lin Jingshan felt a little sour.
"Is this sword bad?"
Holding a peerless sword, Lin Yan found a lump of iron and showed him what it means to cut iron like mud. Cutting steel is easier than cutting tofu.
Immediately, Lin Jingshan, who was disgusted at first, couldn't let go of the peerless sword.
"This can't really be Bu Jingyun's work, can it?"
Lin Jingshan began to wonder if what Lin Yan said before was true.
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