The boss is dressed as cannon fodder
Chapter 187 Raising a King Kong Loli 23
Jiang He, wearing the Water Beauty vest, told the young demon king with a righteous face that his purpose was to make money.
However, the demon king didn't believe it in his heart. He always felt that this beauty who was popular in the cultivation world should have other purposes.
The group of demon cultivators also thought so, so they decided to stay put and wait and see. Anyway, Water Beauty has been live streaming, and her purpose will definitely be exposed.
In fact, Jiang He's life in the demon world was not easy before, until he live-streamed the making of snacks such as magic date cake and magic date biscuit.
Then he opened another shop and invited an old demon to look after the shop.
The shop sold magic dates and snacks made from magic dates.
At the beginning, the business was not good. The demon cultivators didn't trust "Water Beauty". Those who trusted her were all poor and had no money in their pockets.
Jiang He immediately adjusted his sales strategy. It didn't matter if he didn't have money, he could exchange it with something. There are some interesting plants in the demon world, such as Qingxin grass, which is not afraid of inner demons. Taoists can use it to resist inner demons. There is no such thing in the cultivation world, but there are a lot of Qingxin grass growing in the demon world.
Those young demon cultivators don’t care about the irreconcilable relationship between good and evil. They only know that snacks are sweet, very delicious, and can be exchanged by picking some grass.
The adult demon cultivators are still isolating Shui Meiren, and the young demon cultivators have already gotten along very well with Jiang He.
The resources in the demon world are few, and the demon cultivators have to consider how to survive at a young age, so these young demon cultivators are very happy to accept Jiang He’s employment, help him guard the demon jujube field, and pick mature demon jujubes.
"In a few days, you will come to help harvest the demon rice, and you will be fed." Jiang He looked at this group of young demon cultivators, and his conscience ached. It was exploiting child labor.
However, the child laborers cheered: "Great, we can eat our fill!"
"Are there any sweet snacks?"
Jiang He: "Yes, one piece a day!"
The little demon cultivators were disappointed, "Can I only eat one piece?"
"Eating too much sugar will hurt your teeth." Jiang He talked about a problem that the cultivation world actually doesn't pay much attention to, but it can still scare these ignorant little demon cultivators.
No creature can resist delicious food, and the demon cultivators are the same, especially when paired with the monster meat that has been fried over high heat with seasonings.
The demon cultivators who were watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones swallowed their saliva fiercely, "The little demons are eating so deliciously."
The little demon cultivators' attitude towards food is extremely honest, and they can be called the best eating broadcasts.
The high-level demon cultivators quickly ordered their subordinates, "Quick, go to the shop opened by Shui Meiren to buy seasonings and make a portion of braised pork for me."
The diet level in the demon world is even worse than that in the cultivation world, and soon the demon cultivators were intoxicated by the delicious food.
"The seasoning is sold out?"
,桡傛灉獐卭gui扉牀红敇燇瀛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆 Jiang He, wearing the vest of Water Beauty, told the young demon king righteously that his purpose was to make money.
However, the demon king did not believe it in his heart. He always felt that this beauty who was popular in the world of cultivation should have other purposes.
The group of demon cultivators also thought so, so they decided to stay put and wait and see. Anyway, Water Beauty has been live streaming, and her purpose will definitely be exposed.
In fact, Jiang He's life in the demon world was not easy before, until he live-streamed the making of snacks such as magic date cake and magic date biscuit.
Then he opened another shop and invited an old demon to look after the shop.
The shop sells magic dates and snacks made from magic dates.
At the beginning, the business was not very good. The demon cultivators did not trust "Water Beauty". Those who trusted her were all poor and had no money in their pockets.
Jiang He immediately adjusted his sales strategy. It didn't matter if he had no money, he could exchange things. There are some interesting plants in the demon world, such as Qingxin grass, which is not afraid of inner demons. Taoist cultivators can use it to resist inner demons, but there is no such thing in the cultivation world, but there are a lot of Qingxin grass growing in the demon world.
Those young demon cultivators don't care about the irreconcilable relationship between good and evil. They only know that snacks are sweet and delicious, and they can be exchanged by picking some grass.
The adult demon cultivators are still isolating Water Beauty, and the young demon cultivators have already gotten along very well with Jiang He.
The resources in the demon world are few, and the demon cultivators have to consider how to survive at a young age, so these young demon cultivators are very happy to accept Jiang He's employment to help him guard the magic date field and pick ripe magic dates.
"In a few days, you will come to help harvest the magic rice, and we will provide you with enough food." Jiang He looked at the group of young demon cultivators, and his conscience ached. They exploited child laborers.
However, the child laborers cheered: "Great, we can eat our fill!"
"Are there any sweet snacks?"
Jiang He: "Yes, one piece a day!"
The young demon cultivators were disappointed, "Can I only eat one piece?"
"Too much sugar will hurt your teeth." Jiang He talked about a problem that the cultivation world actually doesn't pay much attention to, but it can still scare these ignorant young demon cultivators.
No creature can resist delicious food, and the demon cultivators are the same, especially when paired with the magic beast meat that has been seasoned and fried over high heat.
The demon cultivators who were watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones swallowed their saliva fiercely, "The little demons are eating so deliciously."
The young demon cultivators are extremely honest about food, and can be called the best eating broadcast.
The high-level demon cultivator quickly ordered his subordinates, "Quick, go to the shop opened by Shui Meiren to buy seasonings and make a braised pork for me."
The food level in the demon world is even worse than that in the cultivation world, and soon the demon cultivators were addicted to the delicious food.
"The seasonings are sold out?"
Can you farm! "
"The Demon King and the Water Beauty are an unexpected match. One is extremely gorgeous, and the other is extremely fairy. The cross-border love is really touching."
"Let me open my mind! Everyone, I'm going to leave. I decided to write a shocking script for the Hehuan Sect. Hahaha, I'm the ratings king this year!"
"The King of the Demon Realm and the Fairy of the Righteous Path, my blood is boiling!"
The male cultivators couldn't accept it. Why should the goddess of the cultivation world be cheaper than the demon cultivators of the demon world? !
"Water Beauty must have been deceived by the insidious and cunning demon cultivators. Maybe the Demon King used sweet words to deceive her and asked her to help improve the environment of the Demon Realm."
"That's right. Everyone knows what the value of things like magic dates and magic rice represents. The Demon King must have used his beauty to lure Water Beauty to let her stay in the Demon Realm to farm in order to stabilize his rule!"
The female cultivators retorted, "Bullshit, this must be true love!"
"If it wasn't true love, how could the Demon King personally help Water Beauty farm?"
"As long as there is love, everything is possible! Sheep will fall in love with wolves, and fairies love demon kings!"
Jiang He ignored the excitement in the live broadcast room and was answering questions for the young demon king.
"Rice needs more water and should be planted in places with water." There is a long river outside the Demon City. The cultivators have many methods and it is convenient to water.
"Is this how the seedlings are planted?" The young demon king asked seriously.
Jiang He turned his head to look at the seedlings planted by the Demon King, "Deeper, otherwise they will fall."
The Demon King immediately planted the seedlings deeper and asked, "How did you discover the magic rice and magic dates? And the magic grass, which are useful plants for the demon world?"
The beautiful boy stood in the paddy field and looked at Jiang He intently.
A good-looking person, no matter how poor his position, will not lose his brilliance. They seemed not to be farming, but to attend a high-end dinner party, and the high trouser legs became fashionable three-quarter pants.
"Biological modification, these are all genetically modified foods." Jiang He explained. Although the scientific community has never stopped arguing about the safety of genetically modified foods, he believes that the strong demon cultivators will definitely ignore this danger.
The Demon King does not understand what genetic modification is, but he knows the importance of Shui Meiren to the demon world.
"The magic grass that can grow anywhere can feed more magic insects, which provide meat for low-level magic beasts. The magic cultivators have more meat to eat, as well as magic rice and magic dates... In the future, the magic cultivators will no longer have to worry about food shortages." His rule will be as stable as it can be.
The magic cultivators who followed the Demon King to farm also whispered: "Look, the Demon King and Water Beauty are talking together! What is said on the Internet is really true. Water Beauty has a one-sided love for our Demon King."
"No, it should be love, right? You see, the Demon King also likes Water Beauty very much, otherwise how could he,桡傛灉鍍卭gui樉绀红敊璇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩grong銆I know how to farm!"
"The Demon King and the Water Beauty are an unexpected match, one is extremely gorgeous, the other is extremely fairy, and the cross-border love is really touching."
"Let me open my mind! Everyone, I'm going to leave, I decided to write a shocking script for the Hehuan Sect. Hahaha, this year's ratings king is me!"
"The King of the Demon Realm and the Fairy of the Righteous Path, my blood is boiling!"
But the male cultivators can't accept it. Why should the goddess of the cultivation world be cheaper than the demon cultivators of the demon world?!
"Water Beauty must have been deceived by the insidious and cunning demon cultivators. Maybe the Demon King used sweet words to deceive her and asked her to help improve the environment of the Demon Realm."
"That's right. Everyone knows what the value of things like magic dates and magic rice represents. The Demon King must have used his beauty to lure Water Beauty to let her stay in the Demon Realm to farm in order to stabilize his rule!"
The female cultivators retorted, "Bullshit, this must be true love!"
"If it wasn't true love, how could the Demon King personally help Water Beauty farm?"
"As long as there is love, everything is possible! Sheep will fall in love with wolves, and fairies love demon kings!"
Jiang He ignored the excitement in the live broadcast room and was answering questions for the young demon king.
"Rice needs more water and should be planted in places with water." There is a long river outside the Demon City. The cultivators have many methods and it is convenient to water.
"Is this how the seedlings are planted?" The young demon king asked seriously.
Jiang He turned his head to look at the seedlings planted by the Demon King, "Deeper, otherwise they will fall."
The Demon King immediately planted the seedlings deeper and asked, "How did you discover the magic rice and magic dates? And the magic grass, which are useful plants for the demon world?"
The beautiful boy stood in the paddy field and looked at Jiang He intently.
A good-looking person, no matter how poor his position, will not lose his brilliance. They seemed not to be farming, but to attend a high-end dinner party, and the high trouser legs became fashionable three-quarter pants.
"Biological modification, these are all genetically modified foods." Jiang He explained. Although the scientific community has never stopped arguing about the safety of genetically modified foods, he believes that the strong demon cultivators will definitely ignore this danger.
The Demon King does not understand what genetic modification is, but he knows the importance of Shui Meiren to the demon world.
"The magic grass that can grow anywhere can feed more magic insects, which provide meat for low-level magic beasts, so the magic cultivators have more meat to eat, as well as magic rice and magic dates... In the future, the magic cultivators will no longer have to worry about food shortages." His rule will be as stable as it can be.
The magic cultivators who farmed with the Demon King also whispered: "Look, the Demon King and Water Beauty are talking together! What is said on the Internet is really true, Water Beauty has a one-sided love for our Demon King."
"No, it should be love, right? You see, the Demon King also likes Water Beauty, otherwise how could it be
Big or small?"
"Not compared to bean sprouts!"
"You are just bean sprouts, I am obviously a cucumber!"
"I win, mine is eggplant!"
A man's self-esteem cannot be questioned, and a group of adult demon cultivators want to take off their pants and compete.
The young demon king was also very curious about this. He was not curious about anything else, he just wanted to know if he had any advantage over them.
At this time, Jiang He and a group of demon chefs who brought food were stunned.
Do the demon cultivators have to touch their younger brothers before eating? What is this operation?
Is it possible that if you grab food and eat it after touching your brother, it will taste special?
Jiang He felt so cold that he decided to leave as soon as possible. Anyway, he had almost fished out all the spiritual stones in the demon world, and any more demon cultivators would become paupers.
The demon cultivators who had no sense of shame suddenly looked into the bright eyes of the water beauty. They felt inexplicably uncomfortable and hurriedly pulled up their pants.
It’s so embarrassing, it’s such an embarrassment to the demon world.
The Demon King, who was also deeply embarrassed, cleared his throat and forcibly redeemed himself: "Actually, they are not usually like this."
Jiang He chuckled, they were all men, he actually had no objection, just stay away from him.
**
The green rice fields grow particularly gratifyingly under the dim sunlight.
"It's really good, the survival rate is 80%." Jiang He praised, "Magic rice, like magic dates, can be planted twice a year. When the entire demon world is planted with magic rice, no one will go hungry. "
The young devil followed him, his thoughts filled with hope at his words.
"Let's go to the Land of Eternal Night."
The young devil's heart skipped a beat when he looked at the water beauty's slender fingers holding him.
He suddenly remembered the bloody love drama on Hehuan Terrace: I would like to hold your hand until the coming of eternal night.
The eternal night is no longer pitch black, there are little lights at intervals.
Those are the demon cultivators who protect the magic dates. The magic date cake is very delicious, and the little devils especially like it, but the demon insects also like it. If you don’t look carefully, the demon insects can eat the magic dates cleanly in one go!
After watching the Demon Zao Tian, Jiang He handed a pile of farming information to the Demon King and said, "If you have any questions, just contact me online."
The young devil lowered his eyes, and the weak light did not reveal the madness in his eyes.
"Can't you stay?" he asked softly.
"No!" Jiang He flatly refused, "I am a Taoist cultivator, and if I stay in the demon world, I will do all harm but no benefit."
"Even the position of Demon Queen cannot attract you?"
"..."
What? ! ! !
Jiang He couldn't help but pick his ears. Did he hear it correctly? ,桡傛灉鍐卭gui扉瀉红敊畇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆 Is it big or small? "
"Not compared to bean sprouts!"
"You are just bean sprouts, I am obviously a cucumber!"
"I win, mine is eggplant!"
A man's self-esteem cannot be questioned, and a group of adult demon cultivators want to take off their pants and compete.
The young demon king was also very curious about this. He was not curious about anything else, he just wanted to know if he had any advantage over them.
At this time, Jiang He and a group of demon chefs who brought food were stunned.
Do all the demon cultivators have to touch their younger brother before eating? What is this operation?
Is it possible that if you grab food and eat it after touching your brother, it will taste special?
Jiang He felt so cold that he decided to leave as soon as possible. Anyway, he had almost fished out all the spiritual stones in the demon world, and any more demon cultivators would become paupers.
The demon cultivators who had no sense of shame suddenly looked into the bright eyes of the water beauty. They felt inexplicably uncomfortable and hurriedly pulled up their pants.
It’s so embarrassing, it’s an embarrassment to the demon world.
The Demon King, who was also deeply embarrassed, cleared his throat and forcibly redeemed himself: "Actually, they are not usually like this."
Jiang He chuckled, they were all men, he actually had no objection, just stay away from him.
**
The green rice fields grow particularly gratifyingly under the dim sunlight.
"It's really good, the survival rate is 80%." Jiang He praised, "Magic rice, like magic dates, can be planted twice a year. When the entire demon world is planted with magic rice, no one will go hungry. "
The young devil followed him, his thoughts filled with hope at his words.
"Let's go to the Land of Eternal Night."
The young devil's heart skipped a beat when he looked at the water beauty's slender fingers holding him.
He suddenly remembered the bloody love drama on Hehuan Terrace: I would like to hold your hand until the coming of eternal night.
The eternal night is no longer pitch black, there are little lights at intervals.
Those are the demon cultivators who guard the magic dates. The magic dates cake is very delicious and the little devils especially like it, but the demon insects also like it. If you don’t look carefully, the demon insects can eat the magic dates cleanly in one go!
After watching the Demon Zao Tian, Jiang He handed a pile of farming information to the Demon King and said, "If you have any questions, just contact me online."
The young devil lowered his eyes, but the weak light did not reveal the madness in his eyes.
"Can't you stay?" he asked softly.
"No!" Jiang He flatly refused, "I am a Taoist cultivator, and if I stay in the demon world, I will do all harm but no benefit."
"Even the position of Demon Queen cannot attract you?"
"..."
What? ! ! !
Jiang He couldn't help but pick his ears. Did he hear it correctly?
It cracked instantly.
What kind of monsters are these? The upper body is a beauty, the lower body is a man!
"What do you mean by a monster? Transvestites are very common!" Jiang He said dissatisfiedly, as if he was proud to be a transvestite, without any shame and thick-skinned.
The Demon King said he couldn't accept it and murmured: "Is there a race of demons in Lancang Realm? I know that there are people who combine with demon cultivators, but there is no race that is neither male nor female?"
Jiang He waved to the Demon King who had suffered such a heavy blow that he doubted his life, "Sayounala, bye!"
Young man, if you want to become an emperor, you have to endure painful setbacks and blows that ordinary people cannot endure!
**
"You bastards! My master will not let you go!" Wang Sansi's eyes bled with hatred.
Jiang Xinyue and Lin Yuyue were both sealed with spiritual power. Their hands and feet were not tied, but they could not move.
They only have the ability to move their mouths, and they deeply regret that they do not have the verbal skills of the Colorful Sword, which can scold bad guys until they vomit blood.
Against the Mahayana monks, even the Immortal Sword could only rest. The worst thing was the Colorful Sword, which was thrown into the toilet by the bad guys to soak because of its bad mouth.
The goateeted monk in the Mahayana stage smiled sinisterly and said bitterly: "It's all your Yuntian Sect's fault! Especially your master Jiang He! If his God Transformation Ceremony had not communicated the way of heaven, I would not have known how serious my sins were. There is no hope of ascension!”
"No one can ascend, and I can give up, but why are some people able to ascend, and others not!"
Goatee was angry and desperate, "The water spirit roots and cauldrons I have killed in my life have piled up. Heaven will not let me go." "No matter where I go, I can hear thunder. I know that Heaven wants to kill me." !”
"Why doesn't Heavenly Dao sleep forever?" He roared in despair, "If Heavenly Dao is going to wake up, why didn't it wake up thousands of years ago? At that time, I didn't have any bloody sins on my hands!"
"Before Heaven judges me, I will first kill Lancang Realm and bleed into rivers before I die!" Goat Beard's eyes were blood red, "Let's start with your Yuntian Sect!"
Seeing that Goatee was trapped in a demonic barrier and was about to take action, a charming voice suddenly sounded.
"Heaven is too busy to judge, so let me judge!"
"Who?" Goatee looked over with bloodshot eyes and shouted angrily.
When they saw clearly who was coming, Lin Yuyue and the others were shocked.
This is the goddess of Lancang Realm, the idol of the Water Spirit Roots - the Water Warrior!
Jiang He's eyes swept over the three beaten disciples, and he suddenly became furious. Even though they were just flesh wounds, he still felt heartbroken.
"Are you okay? Are you injured?" He asked with a distressed look on his face, and his body cracked instantly.
What kind of monsters are these? The upper body is a beauty, the lower body is a man!
"What do you call a monster? Transvestites are very common!" Jiang He said dissatisfiedly, as if he was proud to be a transvestite, without any shame, and very thick-skinned.
The Demon King said he couldn't accept it and murmured: "Is there a race of demons in Lancang Realm? I know that there are people who combine with demon cultivators, but there is no race that is neither male nor female?"
Jiang He waved to the devil who had suffered such a heavy blow that he doubted his life, "Sayounala, bye!"
Young man, if you want to become an emperor, you have to endure painful setbacks and blows that ordinary people cannot endure!
**
"You bastards! My master will not let you go!" Wang Sansi's eyes bled with hatred.
Jiang Xinyue and Lin Yuyue were both sealed with spiritual power. Their hands and feet were not tied, but they could not move.
They only have the ability to move their mouths, and they deeply regret that they do not have the verbal skills of the Colorful Sword, which can scold bad guys until they vomit blood.
Against the Mahayana monks, even the Immortal Sword could only rest. The worst thing was the Colorful Sword, which was thrown into the toilet by the bad guys to soak because of its bad mouth.
The goateeted monk in the Mahayana stage smiled sinisterly and said bitterly: "It's all your Yuntian Sect's fault! Especially your master Jiang He! If his God Transformation Ceremony had not communicated the way of heaven, I would not have known how serious my sins were. There is no hope of ascension!”
"No one can ascend, and I can give up, but why are some people able to ascend, and others not!"
Goatee was angry and desperate, "The water spirit roots and cauldrons I have killed in my life have piled up, and God will not let me go." "No matter where I go, I can hear thunder, and I know God wants to kill me." !”
"Why doesn't Heavenly Dao sleep forever?" He roared in despair, "If Heavenly Dao is going to wake up, why didn't it wake up thousands of years ago? At that time, I didn't have any bloody sins on my hands!"
"Before Heaven judges me, I will first kill Lancang Realm and bleed into rivers before I die!" Goat Beard's eyes were blood red, "Let's start with your Yuntian Sect!"
Seeing that Goatee was trapped in a demonic barrier and was about to take action, a charming voice suddenly sounded.
"Heaven is too busy to judge, so let me judge!"
"Who?" Goatee looked over with bloodshot eyes and yelled angrily.
When they saw clearly who was coming, Lin Yuyue and the others were shocked.
This is the goddess of Lancang Realm, the idol of the Water Spirit Roots - the Water Warrior!
Jiang He's eyes swept over the three beaten disciples, and he suddenly became furious. Even though they were just flesh wounds, he still felt heartbroken.
"Are you okay? Are you injured?" he asked with a distressed look on his face.
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