The boss is dressed as cannon fodder

Chapter 185 Raising a King Kong Loli21

Just when the monks in front of the TV were worried about the stunning beauty, a reverse scene happened. The devil's vine, which could absorb all the monks' spiritual energy as long as it was entangled, suddenly lost its vitality, quickly withered, and finally collapsed. into dust powder.

"How is that possible!" Pang Youde looked incredulous.

The next moment, Pang Youde screamed and spurted out a mouthful of blood, and blood overflowed from all his orifices at the same time.

A steady stream of blood spurted out from Pang Youde's ears, eyes, mouth, nose, etc. After a while, he turned into a bloody gourd.

With a "bang", Pang Youde fell straight to the ground.

The stunning beauty with water spirit roots frowned and recited a "purification spell" on Pang Youde's corpse.

The monks in front of the TV discovered that Pang Youde had turned into a mummy, and the flying bird had also turned into a dried bird.

At this time, the Shui Ling Gen beauty smiled at the flying insect camera. Her smile was described as stunning by the cultivation world. It has not faded for a thousand years. Until thousands of years later, monks are working tirelessly to find the traces of this stunning beauty.

After the stunning beauty smiled, she returned to being as cold as ice. She said coldly: "As a water spirit root, I have been hiding for many years until I obtained the ancient water spirit root skills and was able to practice them. I will no longer be at the mercy of others. . I found that as long as you can control water, water spirit roots can be invincible! Water is contained in the structure of all things, including the leaves and roots of plants, the blood and tears of the human body... Just like Pang Youde just now, if the body loses water, it will Will turn into a mummy."

Then, the beauty waved her hand, and the blood of the mummy on the ground continued to seep out until it turned into blood mist. After the mummy lost all its blood and body fluids, there was only a skeleton hanging on the ground with human skin. "Have you learned the first secret of Shuiling Root Technique, the dehydration technique?"

Jiang He changed his appearance and personally gave a physics lesson to the water spirit roots in Canglan Realm.

There was nothing that could be done about it. Except for Lin Yuyue and Jiang Xinyue who he personally taught, Lancang's Shui Linggen didn't understand the technique he deliberately spilled.

The reason is that the foundation of the exercises is different, and the monks' understanding is different. The Lancang world is idealistic, and the exercises he gives are scientific.

On the TV screen, I saw the stunning beauty covering the unconscious Yin Zong girl on the ground with a quilt. A transparent ball surrounded the girl and floated out towards the entrance of the cave.

The stunning beauty followed her out of the cave and said to herself: "It's not good to leave corpses everywhere. It would be bad if it scares the children."

"Today we will talk about molecules. Molecules are the smallest units in a substance that are relatively stable and can exist independently and maintain the physical and chemical properties of the substance. What is physics? Physics, the principle of everything..."

"The blood will turn into gas in the air..." The beauty raised her hand, and the monks in front of the TV were amazed by the stunning beauty. When the beauty was worried, a reversal happened. The devil's vine, which could absorb all the monk's spiritual energy as long as it was entangled, suddenly lost its vitality, quickly withered, and finally collapsed into dust and powder.

"How is that possible!" Pang Youde looked incredulous.

The next moment, Pang Youde screamed and spurted out a mouthful of blood, and blood overflowed from all his orifices at the same time.

A steady stream of blood spurted out from Pang Youde's ears, eyes, mouth, nose, etc. After a while, he turned into a bloody gourd.

With a "bang", Pang Youde fell straight to the ground.

The stunning beauty with water spirit roots frowned and recited a "purification spell" on Pang Youde's corpse.

The monks in front of the TV discovered that Pang Youde had turned into a mummy, and the flying bird had also turned into a dried bird.

At this time, the Shui Ling Gen beauty smiled at the flying insect camera. Her smile was described as stunning by the cultivation world. It has not faded for a thousand years. Until thousands of years later, monks are working tirelessly to find the traces of this stunning beauty.

After the stunning beauty smiled, she returned to being as cold as ice. She said coldly: "As a water spirit root, I have been hiding for many years until I obtained the ancient water spirit root skills and was able to practice them. I will no longer be at the mercy of others. . I found that as long as you can control water, water spirit roots can be invincible! Water is contained in the structure of all things, including the leaves and roots of plants, the blood and tears of the human body... Just like Pang Youde just now, if the body loses water, it will Will turn into a mummy."

Then, the beauty waved her hand, and the blood of the mummy on the ground continued to seep out until it turned into blood mist. After the mummy lost all its blood and body fluids, there was only a skeleton hanging on the ground with human skin. "Have you learned the first secret of Shuiling Root Technique, the dehydration technique?"

Jiang He changed his appearance and personally gave a physics lesson to the water spirit roots in Canglan Realm.

There was nothing that could be done about it. Except for Lin Yuyue and Jiang Xinyue who he personally taught, Lancang's Shui Linggen didn't understand the technique he deliberately spilled.

The reason is that the foundation of the exercises is different, and the monks' understanding is different. The Lancang world is idealistic, and the exercises he gives are scientific.

On the TV screen, I saw the stunning beauty covering the unconscious Yin Zong girl on the ground with a quilt. A transparent ball surrounded the girl and floated out towards the entrance of the cave.

The stunning beauty followed her out of the cave and said to herself: "It's not good to leave corpses everywhere. It would be bad if it scares the children."

"Today we will talk about molecules. Molecules are the smallest units in a substance that are relatively stable and can exist independently and maintain the physical and chemical properties of the substance. What is physics? Physics, the principle of everything..."

"Blood will turn into gas in the air..." The beauty raised her hand

Of course it’s a supplement! "

"I just picked it and wanted to eradicate it. No wonder people came back to take revenge after they learned this skill!"

Why were they sure that Pang Youde had eliminated the root cause? It was because Zhengyi Sect opened the cave where Pang Youde lived in order to restore some reputation, or because of the strength of other sects.

The bottom of the cave was actually empty. Pang Youde dug a hole there specially. Inside were countless Shuilinggen dolls. It was a place where Pang Youde used to imprison the Shuilinggen female cultivators for pleasure.

The Kunlun Sect specially borrowed the treasure of the sect - the Mirror of All Things Retrospection. Everything that happened in the mirror made countless monks filled with anger. If Pang Youde had not died, they would definitely extract his soul and refine his soul, and chop his body into pulp!

Did Shui Linggen dig up your family's ancestral graves in his last life? You are not satisfied with turning people into corpses, you also want to make dolls!

It would not be a pity to die ten thousand times!

Kunlun and other sects are also a little regretful that they can't find the stunning female cultivator who is seeking revenge. I think this is not the only place where Pang Youde comes to collect...

Then again, if the place where the female cultivator was harvested was Zhengyi Sect, she might have turned into one of the dolls.

On the other side, Jiang He did not take off his beauty mask.

Following the memory of the original owner, he dug out all the high-level monks who bullied Guo Xinyue, and then blew them to death one by one with exploding water balls.

This time he did not send the edited video to the TV station, but chose to broadcast it live.

After killing a monk who had done many evil things again, the monks in front of the screen could see that the "Water Warrior" was in a very good mood. She used water-based skills to extract the corpse into a dry body, and then exploded it into ashes before starting class again.

"Today we are talking about atoms. Molecules are composed of atoms. Atoms are combined into molecules in a certain order and arrangement through certain forces...such as water molecules. Water molecules are constantly separated. Finally, the smallest unit will appear, which is composed of two hydrogen atoms. atom and an oxygen atom..."

The "Water Warrior" physics class had a large audience, including countless old monsters from the Mahayana period.

This is a new knowledge, one that I have never heard of before. It is said that the Yuntian Sect's microscopes are particularly popular because of this. The monks are obsessed with the world under the microscope and have done many experiments.

For example, students of Zhenzun Jiang He of the Yuntian Sect live broadcasted the differences between the blood of mortals and immortal cultivators under a microscope.

The Water Spirit Roots studied silently, confirming the knowledge told by the Water Warrior one by one.

The twin sisters Tao'er and Xing'er immediately engraved the spell taught to the world by the "Water Warrior".

The stone that had been weighing on their hearts finally disappeared. From now on, they could go out alone to practice without fear of any monks capturing the furnace cauldron.

Just like before when they went out to practice, they were all cautious, looking ahead, and taking it as a tonic! "

"I just picked it and wanted to eradicate it. No wonder people came back to take revenge after they learned this skill!"

Why were they sure that Pang Youde had eliminated the root cause? It was because Zhengyi Sect opened the cave where Pang Youde lived in order to restore some reputation, or because of the strength of other sects.

The bottom of the cave was actually empty. Pang Youde dug a hole there specially. Inside were countless Shuilinggen dolls. It was a place where Pang Youde used to imprison the Shuilinggen female cultivators for pleasure.

The Kunlun Sect specially borrowed the treasure of the sect - the Mirror of All Things Retrospection. Everything that happened in the mirror made countless monks filled with anger. If Pang Youde had not died, they would definitely extract his soul and refine his soul, and chop his body into pulp!

Did Shui Linggen dig up your family's ancestral graves in his last life? You are not satisfied with turning people into corpses, you also want to make dolls!

It would not be a pity to die ten thousand times!

Kunlun and other sects are also a little regretful that they can't find the stunning female cultivator who is seeking revenge. I think this is not the only place where Pang Youde comes to collect...

Then again, if the place where the female cultivator was harvested was Zhengyi Sect, she might have turned into one of the dolls.

On the other side, Jiang He did not take off his beauty mask.

Following the memory of the original owner, he dug out all the high-level monks who bullied Guo Xinyue, and then blew them to death one by one with exploding water balls.

This time he did not send the edited video to the TV station, but chose to broadcast it live.

After killing a monk who had done many evil things again, the monks in front of the screen could see that the "Water Warrior" was in a very good mood. She used water-based skills to extract the corpse into a dry body, and then blew it into ashes before starting class again.

"Today we are talking about atoms. Molecules are composed of atoms. Atoms are combined into molecules in a certain order and arrangement through certain forces...such as water molecules. Water molecules are constantly separated. Finally, the smallest unit will appear, which is composed of two hydrogen atoms. atoms and an oxygen atom..."

The "Water Warrior" physics class had a large audience, including countless old monsters from the Mahayana period.

This is a new knowledge, one that I have never heard of before. It is said that the Yuntian Sect's microscopes are particularly popular because of this. The monks are obsessed with the world under the microscope and have done many experiments.

For example, students of Zhenzun Jiang He of the Yuntian Sect live broadcasted the differences between the blood of mortals and immortal cultivators under a microscope.

The Water Spirit Roots studied silently, confirming the knowledge told by the Water Warrior one by one.

The twin sisters Tao'er and Xing'er immediately engraved the spell taught to the world by the "Water Warrior".

The stone that had been weighing on their hearts finally disappeared. From now on, they could go out alone to practice without fear of any monks capturing the furnace cauldron.

Just like before when they went out for training, they were all cautious and looking ahead.

A final blow!

When you have no way out, then die together!

The most frightening thing is that this spell cannot even block the Mahayana period. When the Fatian Sect was collecting supplies in a Mahayana period, an explosion caused the entire mountain to disappear. If it were not for the restrictions set up in the cave, there would have been countless casualties.

That Mahayana period did not die, but the curse before Lu Ding's death was integrated into his meridians and blood, and there was no possibility of advancement in this life.

Unless he can replace all the blood, body fluids, brain plasma and bone marrow in his body, the curse will always exist in this life.

In many families who have given birth to children with Shui Ling Gen, the elders calmly carve charms on their children that can keep them safe throughout their lives.

The first Cultivation Census released by the Xiu Alliance shows that water spiritual roots account for two-thirds of six-year-olds with spiritual roots.

The host of Xiumeng TV Station felt heavy, "The proportion of water spirit root cultivators in Lancang Realm should have been the same before. You can imagine how many water spirit root cultivators died."

Many years later, there were many men and women left in Shuilinggen.

Because their destructive power is too strong, and their lives are in danger when taking supplements, they are no longer the best marriage partners in the eyes of many monks in the past!

The Shui Linggen people sneered. Ever since Jiang Xinyue, the first Tianshui Linggen female cultivator in Lancang Realm, ascended, the goal of all of them is to ascend. Who has the spare time to fall in love with you!

These are all things for later.

Jiang He didn't know that Shui Ling Gen would later be regarded as a ferocious spirit root by people in the cultivation world. He only knew that now he could take off the beauty mask, hide his merit and fame, and go back to cook for his disciples.

**

"Dad, why are you walking weird?" Jiang Xinyue asked strangely, "Where did you go to practice?"

Why do you suddenly look so effeminate?

Jiang He's expression froze and he cursed in his heart. This beauty mask was so poisonous that it almost made him think that he was actually a woman. Fortunately, he had adjusted his male pride in his lower body, otherwise he would have turned into a woman both physically and mentally.

The system kindly said: "Host, this has nothing to do with the mask. The mall's products are quality guaranteed." It's obviously because you are too perfectionist and have first-class acting skills. You blame the mall for being too involved in the drama.

Jiang He took a deep breath and said, "Daughter, don't you want to practice your sect? You can go now."

Jiang Xinyue jumped up with joy, "Dad, are you finally willing to let me go out for training?" "Well, it's completely safe now." Jiang He thought to himself, no one should dare to think about the furnace cauldron, it is indeed safe.

After receiving his accurate words, Jiang Xinyue ran out like a gust of wind, shouting loudly: "Senior sister, senior sister! I can go to practice, can you come with me?"

Of course, it is impossible to leave the sect and practice so easily.

,桡傛灉鍐卭gui扉牀红抇燇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公铆 The ultimate blow!

When you have no way out, then die together!

The most frightening thing is that this spell cannot even block the Mahayana period. When the Fatian Sect was collecting supplies in a Mahayana period, an explosion caused the entire mountain to disappear. If it were not for the restrictions set up in the cave, there would have been countless casualties.

That Mahayana period did not die, but the curse before Lu Ding's death was integrated into his meridians and blood, and there was no possibility of advancement in this life.

Unless he can replace all the blood, body fluids, brain plasma and bone marrow in his body, the curse will always exist in this life.

In many families who have given birth to children with Shui Ling Gen, the elders calmly carve charms on their children that can keep them safe throughout their lives.

The first Cultivation Census released by the Xiu Alliance shows that water spiritual roots account for two-thirds of six-year-olds with spiritual roots.

The host of Xiumeng TV Station felt heavy, "The proportion of water spirit root cultivators in Lancang Realm should have been the same before. You can imagine how many water spirit root cultivators died."

Many years later, there were many men and women left in Shuilinggen.

Because their destructive power is too strong, and their lives are in danger when taking supplements, they are no longer the best marriage partners in the eyes of many monks in the past!

The Shui Linggen people sneered. Ever since Jiang Xinyue, the first Tianshui Linggen female cultivator in Lancang Realm, ascended, the goal of all of them is to ascend. Who has the spare time to fall in love with you!

These are all things for later.

Jiang He didn't know that Shui Ling Gen would later be regarded as a ferocious spirit root by people in the cultivation world. He only knew that now he could take off the beauty mask, hide his merit and fame, and go back to cook for his disciples.

**

"Dad, why are you walking weird?" Jiang Xinyue asked strangely, "Where did you go to practice?"

Why do you suddenly look so effeminate?

Jiang He's expression froze and he cursed in his heart. This beauty mask was so poisonous that it almost made him think that he was actually a woman. Fortunately, he had adjusted his male pride in his lower body, otherwise he would have turned into a woman both physically and mentally.

The system kindly said: "Host, this has nothing to do with the mask. The mall's products are quality guaranteed." It's obviously because you are too perfectionist and have first-class acting skills. You blame the mall for being too involved in the drama.

Jiang He took a deep breath and said, "Daughter, don't you want to practice your sect? You can go now."

Jiang Xinyue jumped up with joy, "Dad, are you finally willing to let me go out for training?" "Well, it's completely safe now." Jiang He thought to himself, no one should dare to think about the furnace cauldron, it is indeed safe.

After receiving his accurate words, Jiang Xinyue ran out like a gust of wind, shouting loudly: "Senior sister, senior sister! I can go to practice, can you come with me?"

Of course, it is impossible to leave the sect and practice so easily.

It’s not that I want to stop Master from finding a second love, but I just don’t know the situation of the water beauty. If the water beauty is really that good, maybe she...

"Senior sister, what are you thinking about?" Jiang Xinyue asked strangely.

Lin Yuyue shook her head, shook away the messy thoughts, and said, "I didn't think about anything." She was still young and focused on her cultivation. Although she didn't understand why she felt bad for a moment, but since the master was so interested in the water beauty She didn't feel anything, so she didn't bother to think deeply.

Jiang He rolled the two small black balls in his hands. Many experiments with delicate operations required dexterity in his fingers, and they could be exercised by turning them many times.

"Master, what is this on your hand?" Lin Yuyue thought she had seen it wrong. The black mist in the black ball seemed to be moving? And then form a skull?

Jiang He tossed the black ball randomly, "This is called the wishful ball. Play with it when you are in a bad mood, and you will soon feel better."

Jiang Xinyue expressed her doubts. She took it over and played with it. She was suddenly surprised and said: "Strange, why does it seem that my mood has really become better? What is this black mist inside? Oh, why did it turn into a skull? No, no It looks like a skull, like a human face, and a bit familiar..."

Jiang He took the black ball over and shook it carelessly, turning the man's face into black mist. "Okay, let's go eat. This time, Dad got a tenth-level octopus demon when he went out. It's very delicious." "

The two girls immediately forgot about the black ball and rushed to the restaurant happily. This time their master (father) was out for a long time, and they had not tasted his craftsmanship for a long time.

In the little black ball, the recently deceased elder of the Zhengyi Sect in the transformation stage managed to stay awake. Even if his soul was chopped into countless pieces by a thousand knives, he still wanted to stay awake.

There was a sudden earthquake, and he fell into another nightmare.

He lay on the bed with his legs spread wide and screamed, "I don't want to have a baby, I don't want to have a baby."

The midwife looked impatient, "A man's bounden duty is to give birth to children! Hurry up and use your strength, otherwise you will be killed and two will be killed, and you will suffer."

The elder of Zhengyi Sect in the transformation stage was confused. He remembered that he seemed to be a monk. Why was he reincarnated into such a strange world? The woman is actually the head of the family, and the man has to bear children.

His wife was shouting outside, "I love you so much that I have to give birth to you! I've already given birth to eight sons, but if I still can't give birth to a daughter, I'll divorce you sooner or later!"

When the system saw the scene in the black ball, it was immediately filled with disgust: "Host, what kind of vulgar taste are you doing? You actually let a man give birth to a child?"

Jiang He looked calm, "She was pregnant in ten months, and the childbirth was at the gate of hell. The treasure obtained by the fortune-teller was used as a tonic. After harvesting the supplement, the body was destroyed and all traces were destroyed... He gave birth to children as many times as he killed the water spirit roots in his life. , The world is very fair.”

Do you think that everything will be over once you die? There is something even more terrifying, 桂偉獐呭gui樉瀀红畊燇雃僃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆 is not trying to stop Master from finding a second life, but he just doesn’t understand the situation of the Shui Beauty. If the Shui Beauty It's really that good, maybe she...

"Senior sister, what are you thinking about?" Jiang Xinyue asked strangely.

Lin Yuyue shook her head, shook away the messy thoughts, and said, "I didn't think about anything." She was still young and focused on her cultivation. Although she didn't understand why she felt bad for a moment, but since the master was so interested in the water beauty She didn't feel anything, so she didn't bother to think deeply.

Jiang He rolled the two small black balls in his hands. Many experiments with delicate operations required dexterity in his fingers, and they could be exercised by turning them many times.

"Master, what is this on your hand?" Lin Yuyue thought she had seen it wrong. The black mist in the black ball seemed to be moving? And then form a skull?

Jiang He tossed the black ball randomly, "This is called the wishful ball. Play with it when you are in a bad mood, and you will soon feel better."

Jiang Xinyue expressed her doubts. She took it over and played with it. She was suddenly surprised and said: "Strange, why does it seem that my mood has really become better? What is this black mist inside? Oh, why did it turn into a skull? No, no It looks like a skull, like a human face, and a bit familiar..."

Jiang He took the black ball over and shook it carelessly, turning the man's face into black mist. "Okay, let's go eat quickly. Dad got a tenth-level octopus demon when he went out this time. It's very delicious." "

The two girls immediately forgot about the black ball and rushed to the restaurant happily. This time their master (father) was out for a long time, and they had not tasted his craftsmanship for a long time.

In the little black ball, the recently deceased elder of the Zhengyi Sect in the transformation stage managed to stay awake. Even if his soul was chopped into countless pieces by a thousand knives, he still wanted to stay awake.

There was a sudden earthquake, and he fell into another nightmare.

He lay on the bed with his legs spread wide and screamed, "I don't want to have a baby, I don't want to have a baby."

The midwife looked impatient, "A man's bounden duty is to give birth to children! Hurry up and use your strength, otherwise you will be killed and two will be killed, and you will suffer."

The elder of Zhengyi Sect in the transformation stage was confused. He remembered that he seemed to be a monk. Why was he reincarnated into such a strange world? The woman is actually the head of the family, and the man has to bear children.

His wife was shouting outside, "I love you so much that I have to give birth to you! I've already given birth to eight sons, but if I still can't give birth to a daughter, I'll divorce you sooner or later!"

The system saw the scene in the black ball and was immediately terrified: "Host, what kind of low taste do you have? You actually let a man give birth to a child?"

Jiang He looked calm, "Ten months of pregnancy, giving birth is the gate of hell, the treasure obtained by risking one's life is used as a tonic, and after the tonic is taken, the body is destroyed... He gave birth to as many children as he killed water spirit roots in his life, the world is very fair."

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