The boss is dressed as cannon fodder

Chapter 183 Raising a King Kong Lolita19

In Yuntian Sect, Jiang He's daily routine is to conduct various experiments combining technology and cultivation, occasionally write a brain-opening script for Hehuan Sect, and then find time to browse his phone, wear numerous vests, and launch verbal attacks on the forum.

When the apprentices came back from Jianfeng, they treated the injuries of Lin Yuyue and Jiang Xinyue. Wang Sansi ignored them. Scars on men are meritorious!

After nagging the two girls so much that they swore to be careful next time, he went into the kitchen and brought out the prepared meals.

He would seriously think about the recipes for every meal, and try to make delicious and energetic food, so as to make the two female apprentices grow stronger, so that they can withstand being beaten by the group of sword cultivators at Jianfeng!

Jiang He looked at the two apprentices who were working hard, and said helplessly: "Can't you find a competition of the same level?" Why do they all like to challenge across levels and be beaten by the crazy people at Jianfeng as sandbags.

"Winning at the same level is meaningless." Jiang Xinyue grabbed the big bone with both hands and gnawed it, muttering, "You can only make progress if you cross the level!"

Lin Yuyue, with a face that was deformed by the beating again, showed a flattering smile to the master, "Master, look, our foundation is so solid now." This is all because of the beating.

Jiang He turned his face away and said coldly: "Don't laugh, it's ugly to me!"

Lin Yuyue: "..." This must not be the real master.

Lin Yuyue gnawed the bone innocently, and she didn't mean it. The last beauty pill was used up by the little apprentice sister, so she could only bear this ugly face temporarily.

Jiang He was helpless again. Fortunately, the elixir in the cultivation world is more powerful than any cosmetic surgery. After taking one elixir, it is guaranteed to restore the original shape, otherwise the two girls would have become peerless ugliest women.

The spiritual roots of the two apprentices are well known, and everyone is surprised. Who has ever seen such a violent water spiritual root?

"Junior sisters, you didn't wear the jewelry I made. This is the fashion this year."

Wang Sansi was very sad. After seeing the design drawings given by his master, he began to create his own jewelry and became famous in Lancang Realm.

Everyone knows that there is a jewelry design master in Lancang Realm. Not only are the jewelry novel and beautiful, but they can also be used as weapons. Many female cultivators come for the spiritual jewelry he made by hand.

But his junior sisters don't like to wear it, which really makes the senior brother sad.

The two junior sisters smiled awkwardly, "Senior brother, it's not convenient to move around at ordinary times. When we go out, we will definitely wear it."

Wang Sansi sighed. Everyone said that the spiritual jewelry he designed was good in both defense and attack, and the most important thing was that the style was beautiful, but the two junior sisters evolved into rough men and ignored his hard work.

Jiang He comforted his eldest disciple, "Just because your two junior sisters have strange aesthetics doesn't mean that the spiritual jewelry you refine is not good. Look at your Aunt Lin's store, it sells the best. 濡傛灉獍卭gui扉In Yuntian Sect, Jiang He's daily routine is to do various experiments combining technology and cultivation, occasionally write a brain-opening script for Hehuan Sect, and then take time to browse the phone, wearing countless vests, and launch verbal attacks on the forum.

When the disciple came back from Jianfeng and treated Lin Yuyue and Jiang Xinyue's injuries, Wang Sansi ignored it, A man with scars is a merit!

After nagging the two girls so much that they swore to be careful next time, he went into the kitchen and brought out the prepared meals.

He would think carefully about the recipes for every meal, and try to make delicious and energetic food, so that the two female apprentices could grow stronger so that they could withstand being beaten by the group of sword cultivators at Jianfeng!

Jiang He looked at the two apprentices who were working hard, and said helplessly: "Can't you find a competition with people of the same level?" Why do they all like to challenge across levels and be beaten by the crazy people at Jianfeng as sandbags.

"It's meaningless to win against people of the same level." Jiang Xinyue grabbed the braised big bone with both hands and gnawed it, muttering, "You can only make progress if you cross levels!"

Lin Yuyue, with a face that was deformed by the beating again, showed a flattering smile to the master, "Master, look, how solid our foundation is now." This was all from being beaten.

Jiang He turned his face away and said coldly and ruthlessly: "Don't laugh, it's ugly to me! "

Lin Yuyue: "..." This must not be the real master.

Lin Yuyue gnawed the bone innocently. She didn't do it on purpose. The last beauty pill was used up by the junior sister. She could only bear this ugly face temporarily.

Jiang He was helpless again. Fortunately, the elixirs in the cultivation world were more powerful than any cosmetic surgery. After taking a elixir, it was guaranteed to restore the original shape, otherwise the two girls would have become extremely ugly women.

The spiritual roots of the two disciples were well known. Everyone was surprised. Who had ever seen such a violent water spiritual root?

"Junior sister, you are not wearing the jewelry I made. This is the fashion this year. "

Wang Sansi was very sad. After seeing the design drawings given by his master, he began to create his own jewelry, which has become famous in Lancang Realm.

Everyone knows that there is a jewelry design master in Lancang Realm. Not only are the jewelry novel and beautiful, but they can also be used as weapons. Many female cultivators come for the spiritual jewelry he personally made.

But his junior sisters just don't like to wear them, which really makes his senior brother sad.

The two junior sisters smiled awkwardly, "Senior brother, it's not convenient to move around at ordinary times. We will definitely wear it when we go out."

Wang Sansi sighed. Everyone said that the spiritual jewelry he designed was great in defense and attack, and the most important thing was that the style was beautiful, but the two junior sisters evolved into rough men and ignored his hard work.

Jiang He comforted his eldest disciple, "Just because your two junior sisters have strange aesthetics doesn't mean that the spiritual jewelry you refine is not good. You can see that your Aunt Lin's store sells the best.

They are more powerful.

For example, Yuntian TV, there is no news that it dares not broadcast. Previously, there was a Wuqing Dao cultivator who killed his wife to prove his Dao. He was chased and interviewed by a stubborn Yuntian TV paparazzi. After hundreds of questions, the cultivator was successfully trapped in the inner demon and died.

At that time, the paparazzi looked sad, "So, fellow Taoists, don't choose Wuqing Dao. It's too easy to be invaded by the inner demon."

The audience's eyes were about to fall out. It was obviously you who pursued him relentlessly, asking a bunch of questions that the other party couldn't answer, and elicited the inner demon of that person.

After this incident, the number of cultivators who practiced Wuqing Dao decreased sharply, and the swords that wanted to stab their wives/husbands were put away.

"The TV on Hehuan TV really can't be watched anymore. It's too long and boring. There are hundreds of episodes in one episode. If you watch it every day, you don't have time to practice. If you want to watch TV, watch good programs like "Hundreds of Schools of Talking." "Tao'er muttered.

Xing'er lowered her head and complained, "These programs are too serious and not good to watch."

In Xing'er's opinion, Hehuan TV mainly broadcasts idol dramas, such as "The Cultivation Boss Falls in Love with Me", "I Became a Female Cultivation Boss After Divorce", and "Marrying into a Wealthy Cultivation Family" are really good to watch.

Other TV stations are not to be outdone and broadcast TV every day.

The TV series fully meets the requirements of cultivators of all ages from all walks of life. Some want to watch sweet love dramas, some want to watch passionate struggles for their dreams, and some want to watch family affairs and family fights in the cultivation world...

For a while, even the demon cultivators were quiet. What the hell, let's watch the drama first!

After watching the drama, the audience's enthusiasm has not subsided, and they wrote to newspapers and TV stations to express their thoughts on the drama.

Now the demon cultivators are the most unhappy. The damn TV series Why are all villains in the story all demon cultivators? They are not all bloodthirsty. Some of them like to stay at home and grow hair as otakus, right?

How ridiculous! We also shoot a movie with demon cultivators as the protagonists. Do you really think that all the righteous people are good? The righteous people have no bottom line when it comes to doing evil than demon cultivators!

The demon cultivators have also started to set up TV stations and shoot TV series.

Not to mention, the righteous people went to watch it out of curiosity, and suddenly realized it after watching it.

It turns out that demon cultivators are not all low-class people. They are also raised by parents. It’s just that this kind of raising makes the righteous feel uncomfortable.

A child of only a few years old, as parents, let him fight monsters. Don’t you feel guilty?

The demon cultivators argued: "The strong prey on the weak. Loving children means making them stronger and giving them more chances to survive. "

Through television, the righteous also saw the living environment of the demon world, a place where no birds fly, the sky is cloudy, and the land is poor.

The poor children wearing loincloths shivered as they dug mice underground when it snowed.

Many people felt very uncomfortable. Even if these children will grow up to be big demons in the future, they are more powerful.

For example, Yuntian TV station has no news that it dares not broadcast. Previously, there was a ruthless Taoist monk who killed his wife to prove his Taoism. He was chased and interviewed by a stubborn paparazzi from Yuntian TV station. After hundreds of questions, the monk successfully fell into the heart demon and died.

At that time, the paparazzi looked sad, "So, fellow Taoists, don't choose the ruthless Taoism. It is too easy to be invaded by the heart demon. ”

The audience’s eyes were about to fall out. It was obviously you who kept pursuing him, asking a bunch of questions that he couldn’t answer, and drawing out his inner demons.

After this incident, the number of cultivators practicing the ruthless way decreased sharply, and the swords that wanted to stab their wives/husbands to death were put away.

“I really can’t watch the TV shows on Hehuan Channel anymore. They are too long and boring. There are hundreds of episodes in one show. I have no time to practice if I watch them every day. If you want to watch TV, watch good programs like “One Hundred Schools of Thought”. ” Tao’er muttered.

Xing’er lowered her head and complained, “These programs are too serious and not good to watch. "

In Xing'er's opinion, Hehuan TV mainly broadcasts idol dramas, such as "The Cultivation Master Falls in Love with Me", "I Became a Female Cultivation Master After Divorce", and "Marrying into a Wealthy Cultivation Family". These TV series are really good.

Other TV stations are not to be outdone and broadcast TV every day.

The TV series fully meets the requirements of cultivators of all ages from all walks of life. Some want to watch sweet love dramas, some want to watch passionate struggles for dreams, and some want to watch family affairs and family fights in the cultivation world...

For a while, even the demon cultivators stopped watching. What the hell, let's watch the drama first!

After watching the drama, the audience's enthusiasm has not subsided. They wrote to newspapers and TV stations to express their thoughts on the drama.

Now the demon cultivators are the most unhappy. The damn TV series Why are all the villains in the story all demon cultivators? Not all of them are bloodthirsty. Some of them like to stay at home and grow hair as otakus, right?

How ridiculous! We also shoot a movie with demon cultivators as the protagonists. Do you really think that all the righteous people are good? The righteous people have no bottom line when it comes to doing evil than demon cultivators!

The demon cultivators have also started to set up TV stations and shoot TV dramas.

Not to mention, the righteous people went to watch it out of curiosity, and suddenly realized it after watching it.

It turns out that demon cultivators are not all low-class people. They are also raised by their parents. It’s just that this kind of raising makes the righteous people feel uncomfortable.

A child of only a few years old, as parents, let him fight monsters, won’t their conscience hurt?

The demon cultivators argued: "The strong prey on the weak, and loving children means making them stronger and having more chances to survive."

Through TV, the righteous people also saw the living environment of the demon world, a place where birds are not sparse, the sky is cloudy, and the land is poor.

The poor children wearing loincloths shivered and dug mice underground when it snowed.

Many people feel uncomfortable, even if these children will grow up to be monsters in the future.

Jiang He didn't answer in a hurry, but ordered Lei Deng, "Take your time and temper it, be moderate, and don't kill the sword spirit."

Sect Leader Ming's mouth twitched as he watched Lightning make a careful sign and continued to strike the sword.

If anyone dares to say that Jiang He and Tiandao are not related, he does not need to be the leader of this sect.

Jiang He brought out snacks and tea to entertain the Ming sect leader who rarely came to visit.

"Why do you have time to come to Xiushui Peak today when you are so busy?" he asked with a smile.

After eating a piece of spiritual snacks, the leader of the Ming sect, who had long since abstained from grain, thought about asking the canteen's spiritual chef to go to Xiushui Peak to ask Jiang He for cooking skills.

If the food in the cafeteria was like this, he actually wouldn't mind eating three meals a day.

"Have you watched the show about the debate between good and evil? Do you have any thoughts?" Sect Master Ming asked Jiang He.

Although Xiushui Peak attracted thunder and lightning to temper the fairy sword, it did not attract the attention of outsiders because of its small scale and countless formations.

When Lin Yuyue and Jiang Xinyue returned to Xiushui Peak, Sect Leader Ming was saying goodbye to Jiang He.

"Strange, why is the sect leader here?" Jiang Xinyue whispered to her senior sister.

Lin Yuyue shook his head.

The handsome and serious Master Ming glanced at the bruised and swollen faces of the two girls. He paused for a while and then praised: "You are such a good boy who works hard in cultivation. I can't blame you, Senior Brother Feng, for always praising you."

The two girls who were already half disciples of Jianfeng were really happy. Like the monks of Jianfeng, they admired the senior brother Feng Sixue very much.

"Really, Senior Brother Feng praises us so much?" Jiang Xinyue covered her pig-headed face, but she was happy, "I recently played against Senior Brother Pan and lost seven out of ten games. I thought Senior Brother Feng was very disappointed. "

Lin Yuyue also happily asked around.

Although Master Ming is serious, he is still very kind to the children who work hard and answers them one by one.

Jiang He said in a bad tone, "Come here, let's take a bath with medicine first." Then he drove Master Ming away unceremoniously, so as to prevent the disciples who stayed behind to seduce their Xiushui Peak disciples from switching to Jian Peak.

After the two girls experienced a life-and-death medicine bath, they walked out of the room and saw a fairy sword on the table.

Lin Yuyue, whose pretty face finally recovered, was so happy that she almost jumped up, "Master, is this my sword?"

Jiang He hummed, "Didn't you say you don't want pink? I think red is also good, but there seems to be something wrong..."

This red...

It's so red!

Red is so evil!

Jiang Xinyue told the truth, "At first glance, I thought it was a magic sword."

It seems as if it has been sucked full of blood, and it looks murderous and makes people shudder!

But Lin Yuyue liked it very much. 铡為珯鐪嬩grong Cuo Jianghe did not answer in a hurry, but told Lei Deng, "Take your time and exercise in moderation. Don’t kill the sword spirit.”

Sect Leader Ming's mouth twitched as he watched Lightning make a careful sign and continued to strike the sword.

If anyone dares to say that Jiang He and Tiandao are not related, he does not need to be the leader of this sect.

Jiang He brought out snacks and tea to entertain the Ming sect leader who rarely came to visit.

"Why do you have time to come to Xiushui Peak today when you are so busy?" he asked with a smile.

After eating a piece of spiritual snacks, the leader of the Ming sect, who had long since abstained from grain, thought about asking the canteen's spiritual chef to go to Xiushui Peak to ask Jiang He for cooking skills.

If the food in the cafeteria was like this, he actually wouldn't mind eating three meals a day.

"Have you watched the show about the debate between good and evil? Do you have any thoughts?" Sect Leader Ming asked Jiang He.

Although Xiushui Peak attracted thunder and lightning to refine the fairy sword, it did not attract the attention of outsiders because of its small scale and countless formations.

When Lin Yuyue and Jiang Xinyue returned to Xiushui Peak, Sect Master Ming was saying goodbye to Jiang He.

"Strange, why is the sect leader here?" Jiang Xinyue whispered to her senior sister.

Lin Yuyue shook his head.

The handsome and serious Master Ming glanced at the bruised and swollen faces of the two girls. He paused for a while and then praised: "You are such a good boy who works hard in cultivation. I can't blame you, Senior Brother Feng, for always praising you."

The two girls who were already half disciples of Jianfeng were really happy. Like the monks of Jianfeng, they admired the senior brother Feng Sixue very much.

"Really, Senior Brother Feng praises us so much?" Jiang Xinyue covered her pig-headed face, but she was happy, "I recently played against Senior Brother Pan and lost seven out of ten games. I thought Senior Brother Feng was very disappointed. "

Lin Yuyue also happily asked around.

Although Sect Leader Ming is serious, he is still very kind to the children who work hard and answers them one by one.

Jiang He said in a bad tone, "Come here, let's take a bath with medicine first." Then he drove Master Ming away unceremoniously, so as to prevent the disciples who stayed behind to seduce their Xiushui Peak disciples from switching to Jian Peak.

After the two girls experienced a life-and-death medicine bath, they walked out of the room and saw a fairy sword on the table.

Lin Yuyue, whose pretty face finally recovered, was so happy that she almost jumped up, "Master, is this my sword?"

Jiang He hummed, "Didn't you say you don't want pink? I think red is also good, but there seems to be something wrong..."

This red...

It's so red!

Red is so evil!

Jiang Xinyue told the truth, "At first glance, I thought it was a magic sword."

It's as if it's full of blood, and it looks murderous, making people shudder!

Lin Yuyue liked it very much,

Her mother's phone number.

After she hung up the phone, Lin Yuyue looked apologetic, "I'm sorry, I can't continue to train with you. My parents asked me to go back to attend the banquet."

The sharp-eared monks also heard the call just now, and took out gifts from their storage bags to give her, "Junior Sister Lin's 20th birthday really needs a big celebration."

Lin Yuyue quickly flew away on the flying sword.

The companions' eyes flashed with envy. With a master in the God Transformation Stage and parents who had a big and prosperous business in Yuntian City, Lin Yuyue's starting point in life was much higher than theirs.

In the past, her spiritual roots were sigh-worthy, furnace spiritual roots with no attack power, but since the antique jade with water spiritual root skills recorded in an ancient tomb secret four years ago was excavated, the water spiritual root is no longer synonymous with furnace.

In today's battle, they had to admit that the water spiritual root was not inferior to any spiritual root in terms of lethality, or even more powerful than some spiritual roots.

**

Mother Lin lovingly tidied the wrinkles on her daughter's clothes and pinned the jewelry that Wang Sansi specially made for her daughter - a string of wisteria flowers - on her bun.

"It's so beautiful. Our Yu Yue is already a big girl." Mother Lin said with a smile.

Compared to when she was in Chunhua City, Mother Lin's face is now a dozen years younger. Standing with Lin Yu Yue, they look like sisters.

Jiang Xinyue walked in and praised: "Senior sister is so beautiful!" She was as free in the Lin family as in Xiushui Peak, and she was free to go in and out of the backyard.

"Junior sister is here." Lin Yu Yue asked, "Is the senior brother here too?"

"He's entertaining guests outside." Jiang Xinyue took out her mobile phone and took a lot of photos of Lin Yu Yue, "I want to put the photos of senior sister on WeChat Moments. It's rare for senior sister to dress so beautifully."

Mother Lin took out a smaller skirt and smiled at Jiang Xinyue who was wearing a convenient and tight outfit, "Our Yue'er can also be beautiful, come and change."

Jiang Xinyue couldn't refuse Mother Lin's kindness.

In fact, her father also bought her many beautiful skirts, but she disliked the inconvenience of wearing them, and also disliked the expensive skirts. She would feel bad if they were damaged when she was fighting with others, so she basically didn't wear them.

This time it was Lin Yuyue's turn to take pictures of her, and she praised: "Junior sister is more beautiful, and Master will definitely be very happy to see Junior sister look so ladylike."

Their master wanted to raise a graceful lady, but Junior sister was letting herself go more and more, and was very belligerent. She often challenged others to fight, and she got herself bruised and disfigured many times, which made Master very upset.

Suddenly, Lin Yuyue shouted, "Junior sister, hurry up and give me the red envelope! Master is giving out red envelopes."

Jiang Xinyue quickly took out her mobile phone and quickly went to receive the red envelope, while shouting, "Oh, Dad is so generous, there are so many spiritual stones in the red envelope."

Her mother's phone call.

After she hung up the phone, Lin Yuyue looked apologetic, "I'm sorry, I can't continue to train with you, my parents asked me to go back to attend the banquet."

The sharp-eared monks also heard the call just now, and took out gifts from their storage bags to give her, "Junior sister Lin's twentieth birthday really needs a big celebration."

Lin Yuyue quickly drove the flying sword away.

Envy flashed in the eyes of her companions. With a master in the Spiritualization Stage and her parents owning a thriving shop in Yuntian City, Lin Yuyue's starting point in life was much higher than theirs.

In the past, her spiritual roots were lamentable, furnace-cauldron spiritual roots with little attack power. But since four years ago, when an antique jade with water spiritual root techniques was excavated from a secret tomb, water spiritual roots were no longer synonymous with furnace-cauldron.

In today's battle, they had to admit that water spiritual roots were not inferior to any spiritual roots in terms of lethality, or even more powerful than some spiritual roots.

**

Mother Lin lovingly tidied up the wrinkles on her daughter's clothes and pinned the jewelry specially made for her by Wang Sansi - a string of wisteria flowers - on her bun.

"It's so beautiful. Our Yuyue is already a big girl." Mother Lin said with a smile.

Compared to when she was in Chunhua City, Mother Lin's face is now a dozen years younger. Standing with Lin Yuyue, they look like sisters.

Jiang Xinyue walked in and praised, "Sister is so pretty!" She was as free as she was in Xiushui Peak at the Lin family, and could freely enter and leave the backyard.

"Junior sister is here." Lin Yuyue asked, "Is senior brother here too?"

"He's entertaining guests outside." Jiang Xinyue took out her phone and took a bunch of photos of Lin Yuyue, "I'm going to post photos of sister on WeChat Moments. It's rare that sister is dressed so beautifully."

Mother Lin took out a smaller skirt and smiled at Jiang Xinyue who was wearing a convenient outfit, "Our Yue'er can also be beautiful, come and change into it."

Jiang Xinyue couldn't refuse Mother Lin's kindness.

In fact, her father also bought a lot of beautiful skirts for her, but she disliked the inconvenience of wearing them, and also disliked the high price of skirts. She would feel bad if she broke them when fighting with others, so she basically didn't wear them.

This time it was Lin Yuyue's turn to take pictures of her, and she praised: "Junior sister is more beautiful, and Master will definitely be happy to see that Junior sister looks so ladylike."

Their master wanted to raise a graceful lady, but Junior sister was getting more and more self-indulgent, and was very belligerent, often looking for people to compete, and she got herself bruised and disfigured many times, which made Master very upset.

Suddenly, Lin Yuyue shouted: "Junior sister, hurry up and give me the red envelope! Master is giving out red envelopes."

Jiang Xinyue quickly took out her mobile phone and quickly went to receive the red envelope, shouting: "Oh, Dad is so generous, there are so many spirit stones in the red envelope."

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