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Chapter 178 Raising a King Kong Lolita 14
Jiang He's bargaining with Tiandao took too long. After receiving the news, all the disciples from other sects who could make it came over to gain experience.
According to the practice in the world of immortality, the longer a monk spends time in transcending tribulations, the more powerful he is.
Other monks had better watch the birth of the big brother closely and hug his thighs at the same time! Feng Sixue couldn't help but snorted. The strange faces all over the mountains and valleys made him wonder if all the monks in the immortal world had gone to their Yuntian Sect.
Jiang He has been going through the tribulation for almost a month, but there is still no movement.
The Lancang world has never heard of someone taking a month to overcome the tribulation, and they don't blame other sects for being moved. After successfully overcoming the tribulation, the gift from heaven will definitely be very generous.
Several monks holding up their mobile phones to broadcast the live broadcast pointed their cameras at the lightning and thunder in the sky. The dark clouds had been gathering for nearly a month, and the disaster was still brewing.
The otaku monks who didn't come over to gain experience looked at the still unchanged sky and expressed their opinions one after another.
"The Supreme Elder of my sect was promoted to the Mahayana stage for only twenty days. Is this True Lord Jiang He going to be promoted to the Mahayana stage?"
"It's really not the case. Not long ago, his cultivation level was only in the middle stage of Nascent Soul."
"What a natural talent this is, I really envy you! I don't expect to be promoted to a God at the age of 300. As long as I can be promoted to a God at the age of 3,000, I will be very happy."
"I heard that True Lord Jiang He had just been traveling for two years and was promoted from the middle stage of Nascent Soul to Divine Transformation. I wonder where he went to practice?"
…………
Jiang He didn't know that because he had been brewing the thunder calamity for a particularly long time, it attracted the attention of the world, but this was exactly what he wanted.
Tiandao, who was finally fully charged, was very grateful to Jiang He. Even though he had to charge interest and give gifts of property himself, the huge merit he lent to it, which could allow it to recover from its weak state, was more important than anything else.
The five elements of the Lancang Realm are out of balance, and resentment is boiling. When it is sleeping, it feels as if it is about to collapse and be destroyed, and the Lancang Realm will also enter its demise.
So when the little golden ball used its merits to awaken it and approached it for business, it was not too much and it agreed.
"What thunder calamity package do you want?" Tiandao, who had watched many bloody dramas with the system and had been tortured, asked very generously.
Jiang He snapped his fingers and said in a particularly good way: "Cool! The cooler, the better!"
Tiandao agreed without saying a word, saying it would be very cool.
When they found out that the calamity cloud was brewing and the thunder calamity was about to begin, the monks who had been standing outside for a month cheered up.
The thunder that had been hovering for a month finally struck.
After watching for a while, Sect Master Ming was surprised and said, "Is it my imagination? This thunder seems to strike particularly...gently?"
",桡傛灉鍐卭gui扉瀉红抇燇雃岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公抆江河 took too long to bargain with Tiandao. After receiving the news, all the disciples who looked like other sects could rush over. Come here to gain experience.
According to the practice in the world of immortality, the longer a monk spends time in transcending tribulations, the more powerful he is.
Other monks had better watch the big brother’s birth closely, and hug his thighs at the same time! Feng Sixue couldn't help but snorted coldly. The strange faces all over the mountains and valleys made him wonder if all the monks in the immortal world had gone to their Yuntian Sect.
Jiang He has been going through the tribulation for almost a month, but there is still no movement.
The Lancang world has never heard of anyone taking a month to overcome the tribulation, and they don't blame other sects for being moved. After successfully overcoming the tribulation, the gift from heaven will definitely be very generous.
Several monks holding up their mobile phones to broadcast the live broadcast pointed their cameras at the lightning and thunder in the sky. The dark clouds had been gathering for nearly a month, and the disaster was still brewing.
The otaku monks who didn't come over to gain experience looked at the still unchanged sky and expressed their opinions one after another.
"The Supreme Elder of my sect was promoted to the Mahayana stage for only twenty days. Is this True Lord Jiang He going to be promoted to the Mahayana stage?"
"It's really not the case. Not long ago, his cultivation level was only in the middle stage of Nascent Soul."
"What a natural talent this is, I'm really envious! I don't expect to be promoted to a God at the age of three hundred. As long as I can be promoted to a God at the age of three thousand, I will be very happy."
"I heard that True Lord Jiang He had just been traveling for two years and was promoted from the middle stage of Nascent Soul to Divine Transformation. I wonder where he went to practice?"
…………
Jiang He didn't know that because he had been brewing the thunder calamity for a particularly long time, it attracted the attention of the world, but this was exactly what he wanted.
Tiandao, who was finally fully charged, was very grateful to Jiang He. Even though he had to charge interest and give gifts of property himself, the huge merit he lent to it, which could allow it to recover from its weak state, was more important than anything else.
The five elements of the Lancang Realm are out of balance, and resentment is boiling. When it is sleeping, it feels as if it is about to collapse and be destroyed, and the Lancang Realm will also be destroyed.
So when the little golden ball used its merits to awaken it and approached it for business, it was not too much and it agreed.
"What thunder calamity package do you want?" Tiandao, who had watched many bloody dramas with the system and had been tortured, asked very generously.
Jiang He snapped his fingers and said in a particularly good way: "Cool! The cooler, the better!"
Tiandao agreed without saying a word, saying it would be very cool.
When they discovered that the tribulation cloud was brewing and the thunder tribulation was about to begin, the monks who had been standing outside for a month cheered up.
The thunder that had been hovering for a month finally struck.
After watching for a while, Sect Leader Ming was surprised and said, "Is it my imagination? This thunder seems to strike particularly...gently?"
They were all envious and jealous, "Give me this opportunity, I don't mind how long you wait."
When the disciples of other sects are promoted, not everyone can enter. Basically, they are invited by the sect. These are distinguished guests who have dealings with the sect.
For some small sects, if there are high-level monks in the sect who are ready to be promoted, the invitation letters can be sold at a sky-high price, which greatly alleviates the sect's financial problems.
Of course, this is similar to gambling. If the promoted monk cannot withstand the thunder and is struck to death, the spiritual stone purchased for the invitation will be in vain.
The monk who broadcast the live broadcast turned the camera to Lin Yuyue and Jiang Xinyue. The beauties were always the focus of the camera.
"This is Jiang Zhenjun's apprentice, he's so good-looking."
"I heard that they all have water spirit roots?"
"Haha, be careful if you want to make plans. The Yuntian Sect is sharpening its sword and wants to chop off the monks who are reaching out."
"Don't dare, don't dare, look at my master, he is a great figure at first glance, we don't want to be hunted endlessly by him."
"I just envy them that they are family members. The location is so good."
…………
The spiritual rain and enlightenment of heaven after the thunder tribulation is equivalent to a free gift package for the monks. The more you pick up, the less you pick up depends on your character.
As for these three children, who are young and have low cultivation, they may not gain much. However, Senior Brother Feng pretended not to hear the harsh words about occupying the best position.
Even if my master/father's promotion to Thunder Tribulation is wasted, he is still more qualified than you people from other sects who come together to gain experience.
After Jiang He absorbed the sky thunder, it took more than half a month to temper his body, and then more monks came over after hearing the news.
Everyone in the world agrees that he is the illegitimate son of Heaven. There is no problem in being promoted. The gifts from Heaven after promotion will definitely be leveraged!
Finally, the thunder gradually subsided, and everyone looked at the sky with emotion.
Among the clouds, a strange phenomenon descended from the sky.
"Dragon, that's a dragon!" A monk shouted out.
"It's still a golden dragon!"
In the world of cultivation, there will be celestial phenomena when the Jindan Yuanying is promoted to a god. Generally speaking, dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, etc. are people with unlimited futures, especially golden dragons!
Did they really guess it right? Is this the illegitimate son of Heaven?
"Hey, look, not only the golden dragon, but also hundreds of beasts kneeling down, flowers blooming..."
This group of country bumpkin monks who had never seen a science fiction movie watched dumbfoundedly as the golden dragon hovered in the sky for a long time. Countless legendary spiritual beasts appeared one by one, knelt in front of the golden dragon, and lingered for a long time before disappearing.
Then, the fairy flowers and grasses representing the festival bloomed one by one, and the ethereal fairy music came.
While the system was playing music, it secretly complained to Tiandao: "The host is so stinky that he actually wants to show up on his own, and everyone is envious, jealous, and hateful." , “Give me this opportunity, I don’t mind how long you wait. "
When the disciples of other sects are promoted, not everyone can enter. Basically, they are invited by the sect. These are distinguished guests who have dealings with the sect.
For some small sects, if there are high-level monks in the sect who are ready to be promoted, the invitation letters can be sold at a sky-high price, which greatly alleviates the sect's financial problems.
Of course, this is similar to gambling. If the promoted monk cannot withstand the thunder and is struck to death, the spiritual stone purchased for the invitation will be in vain.
The monk who broadcast the live broadcast turned the camera to Lin Yuyue and Jiang Xinyue. The beauties were always the focus of the camera.
"This is Jiang Zhenjun's apprentice, he's so good-looking."
"I heard that they all have water spirit roots?"
"Haha, be careful if you want to make plans. The Yuntian Sect is sharpening its sword and wants to chop off the monks who are reaching out."
"Don't dare, don't dare. Look at my master. He is a great figure at first glance. We don't want to be hunted endlessly by him."
"I just envy them that they are family members. The location is so good."
…………
The spiritual rain and enlightenment of heaven after the thunder tribulation is equivalent to a free gift package for the monks. The more you pick up, the less you pick up depends on your character.
As for these three children, who are young and have low cultivation, they may not gain much. However, Senior Brother Feng pretended not to hear the harsh words about occupying the best position.
Even if my master/father's promotion to Thunder Tribulation is wasted, he is still more qualified than you people from other sects who come together to gain experience.
After Jiang He absorbed the sky thunder, it took more than half a month to temper his body, and then more monks came over after hearing the news.
Everyone in the world agrees that he is the illegitimate son of Heaven. There is no problem in being promoted. The gifts from Heaven after promotion will definitely be leveraged!
Finally, the thunder gradually subsided, and everyone looked at the sky with emotion.
Among the clouds, a strange phenomenon descended from the sky.
"Dragon, that's a dragon!" A monk shouted out.
"It's still a golden dragon!"
In the world of cultivation, there will be celestial phenomena when the Jindan Yuanying is promoted to a god. Generally speaking, dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, etc. are people with unlimited futures, especially golden dragons!
Did they really guess it right? Is this the illegitimate son of Heaven?
"Hey, look, not only the golden dragon, but also hundreds of beasts kneeling down, flowers blooming..."
This group of country bumpkin monks who had never seen a science fiction movie watched dumbfoundedly as the golden dragon hovered in the sky for a long time. Countless legendary spiritual beasts appeared one by one, knelt in front of the golden dragon, and lingered for a long time before disappearing.
Then, the fairy flowers and grasses representing the festival bloomed one by one, and the ethereal fairy music came.
While the system was playing music, it secretly complained to Tiandao: "The host is so stinky that he actually has to take it upon himself to appear."
Heart, after he left Yuntian Sect, Yuntian Sect lost its Mahayana ancestor, and now has many industries such as mobile live streaming and Taobao, and will become a baby in the eyes of others who has passed the market with gold bricks.
With Jiang He around, he feels relieved. He is equal to the way of heaven. Who has the guts to twist the tiger's beard!
The old sect leader's heart of Taoism is about to be shattered. How long has Ming Tianli been in power? Before, there was a lady called Ci, and then there was the vixen Hu Bugui. Now, there are a lot of casual cultivators and Mahayana ancestors who want to join Yuntian Sect.
Looking at this situation, will anyone dare to provoke Yuntian Sect in the future?
And they are picking and choosing like mortals picking cabbages.
**
Feng Shixue led a seven or eight-year-old little loli to visit the Mahayana ancestor Tan Xiangzi who was entertaining a group of Mahayana period.
"Don't be afraid." Feng Shixue comforted the little girl, "Our ancestor is here too, and Senior Brother won't let anything happen to you."
The little girl has two dimples when she smiles, which is so cute.
"Min'er is very happy to help the sect."
Fang Min'er, who is regarded as a secret weapon for distinguishing the quality of cultivators, is the sect's secret weapon for selecting disciples and guests. As long as there are countless grievances, they are not accepted.
The Mahayana masters, who had no idea that they were being picked like cabbages, came to find Jiang He in droves after hearing that he had consolidated his cultivation and came out of retreat.
Jiang He was looked up and down by the big guys in the Lancang Realm. Many old monsters that he thought were almost dead were still alive.
"This foundation is very solid. No wonder he only needs two days of retreat." "He is only 150 years old when he entered the Nascent Soul stage? Although he is a genius, he is not unique. But it only takes 50 years from the Nascent Soul to the God of Transformation?"
"When did it become so easy to cultivate immortals?"
"..."
Jiang He only went from the Nascent Soul to the God of Transformation in a few decades. How many people are stuck at this level for a lifetime? How old is he now? It is really enviable!
Many thoughts were swirling in everyone's hearts, but they did not show it on their faces.
Someone asked, "Friend Jiang, are you talking about the Heavenly Dao language as we understand it?"
Facing a group of Mahayana ancestors, Jiang He's attitude was of course very cautious, "The junior is also confused, but I have some vague understanding."
"Speak!" A group of Mahayana masters stared at him with burning eyes.
Jiang He said seriously, "No matter which world develops, it is from ignorance to civilization, from disorder to order, from low level to high level...Nowadays, cultivators always lament that in ancient times, people did not pick up lost items on the road and did not lock their doors at night. Even if there were no restrictions and formations, no one would peek. At that time, there was one person who ascended every two or three days, but now there are nearly 10,000 people and no one has ascended. Have any cultivators thought about the reason?"
"Isn't it because of the war between heaven and earth that the ladder was destroyed?" A cultivator with a long white beard answered.
,桡傛灉獐卭gui扉牀红抇燇雃岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩拷 gong銆心, after he left Yuntian Sect, Yuntian Sect lost the Mahayana ancestor, and now has many industries such as mobile live broadcast Taobao, will become a child holding gold bricks in the market in the eyes of others.
With Jianghe, he is relieved, he is equivalent to the way of heaven, who has the courage to twist the tiger's whiskers!
The old sect leader's Tao heart is about to be broken into pieces, how long has Ming Tianli been in power? Previously, there was a lady named Ci, and then it was the fox spirit Hu Bugui, and now there are a lot of casual cultivators and Mahayana ancestors asking to join Yuntian Sect.
Looking at this posture, will anyone dare to provoke Yuntian Sect in the future?
And they are picking and choosing like mortals picking cabbages.
**
Feng Shixue took a seven or eight-year-old little loli to pay a visit to the ancestor Tan Xiangzi who was entertaining a group of Mahayana period.
"Don't be afraid." Feng Shixue comforted the little girl, "Our ancestors are here too, and Senior Brother won't let anything happen to you."
The little girl has two dimples when she smiles, which is so cute.
"Min'er is very happy to help the sect."
Fang Min'er, who is regarded as a secret weapon for distinguishing the quality of cultivators, is the sect's secret weapon for selecting disciples and guests. As long as they have countless grievances, they will not be accepted.
The Mahayana who didn't know that they were being picked like cabbage, after hearing that Jiang He had consolidated his cultivation and came out of retreat, they all rushed to find him.
Jiang He was looked up and down by the big guys in the Lancang world. Many old monsters who he thought were almost dead were still alive.
"This foundation is very solid, no wonder it only takes two days of retreat." "It's only 150 years old to enter the Nascent Soul? Although it is a genius, it is not unique, but it only takes 50 years from the Nascent Soul to the God of Transformation?"
"When did it become so easy to cultivate immortals?"
"..."
Jiang He only took a few decades from the Nascent Soul to the God of Transformation, how many people are stuck at this level for a lifetime? How old is he now? He is so old that people envy, envy and hate him!
Many thoughts were rolling in everyone's mind, but they were not shown on their faces.
Someone asked: "Young friend Jiang, are you talking about the Heavenly Dao language as we understand it?"
Facing a group of Mahayana ancestors, Jiang He's attitude was of course cautious, "The younger generation is also confused, but I have some vague understanding."
"Speak!" A group of Mahayana people stared at him with burning eyes.
Jiang He said seriously: "No matter which world develops, it is from ignorance to civilization, from disorder to order, from low level to high level... Today's cultivators always lament that in ancient times, people did not pick up lost things on the road and did not lock their doors at night. Even if there were no restrictions and formations, no one would peek. At that time, there was one person who ascended every two or three days, but now there are nearly 10,000 people and no one has ascended. Have any cultivators thought about the reason?"
"Isn't it because of the war between heaven and earth that the ladder was destroyed?" A cultivator with a long white beard answered.
So anxious to be promoted.
Jiang He touched his chin. The Heavenly Dao's setting of thunder tribulation seemed similar to the program in a computer.
The low-level ones are executed by computer programs. However, computers are just fixed programs and are bound to have bugs. For example, when determining cause and effect, computers cannot think in a rigid manner and are bound to have errors. Therefore, when high-level cultivators are promoted, the Heavenly Dao must intervene.
But the Heavenly Dao was out of balance. The monks who had not seen any retribution for thousands of years became bolder and did more and more bad things.
The resentment accumulated more and more, and almost destroyed the Heavenly Dao.
Jiang He thought, why not do business with the Heavenly Dao again, give it a mature Lancang management procedure, and let the monks govern themselves?
For example, set up a court and prison, first catch a group of lawless people, even if something like the war between heaven and earth happens again one day, the Heavenly Dao will be unable to manage the monks during the period of self-supervision and self-management.
**
After the family had a lively dinner, Jiang He left Wang Sansi.
Wang Sansi, who was almost sixteen years old, was in the period of voice change. When Jiang He heard him call Master, he thought it was the sound of a duck. After the spiritual power circulated in his body for a week, Jiang He nodded and affirmed: "Not bad, not eager for quick success."
Wang Sansi smiled foolishly, "Master Feng was also worried that my foundation was not solid, so he threw me into the trial tower to be beaten. He said that the more I was beaten, the more solid my foundation would be."
After hearing this, Jiang He felt a little regretful, "What a pity..."
Wang Sansi's heart tightened, "Master, what a pity?"
He was promoted to the foundation-building stage at the age of fifteen, and he could be called a genius. He didn't lose face for the master.
At this time, he heard the master say slowly: "Everyone knows that the growth and development of the body will slow down after the foundation is built..." Therefore, many genius cultivators suppress their cultivation for fear that their bodies will grow too slowly.
In the past, there were some geniuses among geniuses, such as a cultivator who built his foundation at the age of seven. He was obviously a cultivator in his teens, but he still looked like a little kid when he was in his prime.
He had a fiancee who built her foundation at the age of sixteen. Well, the cultivator and his fiancee stood together, just like an adult with a child.
It was really hard for his fiancée to treat him as an adult, and she soon fell in love with a young man of the same level, and the little kid was abandoned.
Wang Sansi certainly knew that the growth rate would slow down after the foundation was established. Cultivation is for longevity, and only those above the foundation are cultivators, which is also the meaning of cultivation.
Jiang He looked at his ignorant and unknown eldest disciple with regret, and said earnestly: "Sansi, think about your developmental delay now, your voice change period will be extended, and you will have to bear this duck voice for many years. Master will feel sorry for you."
Wang Sansi: "..."
So, Jiang He successfully turned his eldest disciple into a dumb person with a sawed mouth.
Try not to speak as much as possible, so you are so anxious to be promoted.
Jiang He touched his chin, and the setting of the heavenly way for thunder tribulation seemed similar to the program in the computer.
The low-level ones are executed by computer programs, but computers are just fixed programs, so it is inevitable that there are bugs. For example, in determining cause and effect, computers are rigid and cannot think, so it is inevitable that there will be mistakes. Therefore, when high-level monks are promoted, the Heavenly Dao must come forward.
But the Heavenly Dao is out of balance, and the monks who have not had any cause and effect retribution for ten thousand years have become bolder and do more and more bad things.
The resentment is accumulating, and it almost destroyed the Heavenly Dao.
Jiang He thought about it, why not do business with the Heavenly Dao again, give it a mature Lancang management program, and let the monks govern themselves?
For example, set up courts and prisons, first catch a group of lawless people, even if something like the war between heaven and earth happens again one day, the Heavenly Dao will be unable to manage the monks during the period of self-supervision and self-management.
**
After the family had a lively dinner, Jiang He left Wang Sansi.
Wang Sansi, who was almost sixteen years old, was in the voice change period. When Jiang He heard him call Master, he thought it was the sound of a duck. After the spiritual power circulated in his body for a week, Jiang He nodded and affirmed: "Not bad, not eager for quick success."
Wang Sansi smiled foolishly, "Master Feng was also worried that my foundation was not solid, so he threw me into the trial tower to be beaten. He said that the more I was beaten, the more solid my foundation would be."
After hearing this, Jiang He felt a little regretful, "What a pity..."
Wang Sansi's heart tightened, "Master, what a pity?"
He was promoted to the foundation-building stage at the age of fifteen, and he could be called a genius. He didn't lose face for the master.
At this time, he heard the master say slowly: "Everyone knows that the growth and development of the body will slow down after the foundation is built..." Therefore, many genius cultivators suppress their cultivation for fear that their bodies will grow too slowly.
In the past, there were some geniuses among geniuses, such as a cultivator who built his foundation at the age of seven. He was obviously a cultivator in his teens, but he still looked like a little kid when he was in his prime.
He had a fiancee who built her foundation at the age of sixteen. Well, the cultivator and his fiancee stood together, just like an adult with a child.
It was really hard for his fiancée to treat him as an adult, and she soon fell in love with a young man of the same level, and the little kid was abandoned.
Wang Sansi certainly knew that the growth rate would slow down after the foundation was established. Cultivation is for longevity, and only those who have established the foundation can be called cultivators. This is also the meaning of cultivation.
Jiang He looked at his ignorant and unknown disciple with regret, and said earnestly: "Sansi, think about your developmental delay now, your voice change period will be extended, and you will have to bear this duck voice for many years. Master will feel sorry for you."
Wang Sansi: "..."
So Jiang He successfully turned his eldest disciple into a silent person with a sawed mouth.
Try not to speak if you can
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