The boss is dressed as cannon fodder
Chapter 169 Raising a King Kong Lolita 5
Jiang Xinyue could no longer remember how long she and her father had been traveling.
She only knew that she was always with her father, and she was used to staying in the comfortable little spirit boat when she was not on the road. When she was on the road, her father put it in the pocket on his chest... Occasionally, when passing through towns, her father would take him with him. When she went to eat delicious food, her father would cook delicious food for her when she slept in the wild. The ingredients were all ready-made.
At the beginning, she would be afraid of those strange spiritual beasts, but later she could calmly point out which part of the beast is delicious when stewed, which part is delicious when grilled, which part is suitable for making dumplings, and which part is suitable for braised in braised sauce.
Then one day, her father gave her a knife and asked her to dissect the monster that hit her.
She was cut into pieces at the beginning, and then she was able to remove the bones and extract the flesh very well. Finally, she learned how to completely dig out the demon elixir, extract the fur, and collect the animal blood... Don't waste any spiritual stones that can be sold.
"Except for your father, no one in this world has a reliable spiritual stone!" Jiang He said with a serious face.
Xingyue looked at her father confusedly, "Because the spirit stones can be bought to be delicious?"
A smile appeared on Jiang He's face, "Not only is it delicious, but you can also buy everything!" He began to teach his daughter, "Now it's dad's turn to ask you a question, which part of the Lightning Leopard is the most valuable?"
Jiang Xinyue said without hesitation: "The demon elixir is the most valuable. The fur can protect against electricity. Secondly, the blood can be used to draw talismans and is also very useful...The meat is a bit thick and needs to be stewed to taste."
"Where are the May hearts?"
"Its roots are the most expensive and can be used to make Lihuo Dan, which is against fire poison. Its flowers are poisonous and can be used to make Cowardly Ant Pill... The tender leaves are delicious and have a delicate fragrance. They can be eaten cold or stir-fried..."
"Where's the Gu carving?"
"The monster elixirs are the most valuable for monsters, and the same goes for the vulture. Its fur can be waterproof, and its claws can be used to refine robes. The meat cannot be eaten. The voodoo worms in the meat..." Xingyue let out a long sigh, "Obviously the wings of birds The most delicious thing, but it has a pair of wings that look meaty and chewy.”
Something seems wrong?
Jiang He frowned slightly, why did his daughter, no matter what kind of spiritual plant or monster it was, always end up deciding whether it was edible or not?
Just as I was thinking about it, I saw the little girl touching her belly and asking, "Dad, what's for dinner?"
"Oh, grilled peacock in colorful clothes." Jiang He said reflexively, "And here's the scorching-crown green sprout. Don't be picky about food. Eating only meat is not good for your health."
Xingyue pouted, not thinking how precious the crown green bud was at all, nor did she think that one piece of it could be sold for ten low-grade spiritual stones, and a small plate would cost thousands of spiritual stones. She only knew that this thing was a bit bitter, no tasty.
My daughter seems to have become a foodie...
Jiang He was a little tangled, but then he ignored it. It was better to be a foodie than a depressed person. Jiang Xinyue could no longer remember her. How long have you been traveling with your father?
She only knew that she was always with her father, and she was used to staying in the comfortable little spirit boat when she was not on the road. When she was on the road, her father put it in the pocket on his chest... Occasionally, when passing through towns, her father would take him with him. When she went to eat delicious food, her father would cook delicious food for her when she slept in the wild. The ingredients were all ready-made.
At the beginning, she would be afraid of those strange spiritual beasts, but later she could calmly point out which part of the beast is delicious when stewed, which part is delicious when grilled, which part is suitable for making dumplings, and which part is suitable for braised.
Then one day, her father gave her a knife and asked her to dissect the monster that hit her.
She was cut into pieces at the beginning, and then she was able to remove the bones and extract the flesh very well. Finally, she learned how to completely dig out the demon elixir, extract the fur, and collect the animal blood... Don't waste any spiritual stones that can be sold.
"Except for your father, no one in this world has a reliable spiritual stone!" Jiang He said with a serious face.
Xingyue looked at her father confusedly, "Because the spirit stones can be bought to be delicious?"
A smile appeared on Jiang He's face, "Not only is it delicious, but you can also buy everything!" He began to teach his daughter, "Now it's dad's turn to ask you a question, which part of the Lightning Leopard is the most valuable?"
Jiang Xinyue said without hesitation: "The demon elixir is the most valuable. The fur can protect against electricity. Secondly, the blood can be used to draw talismans and is also very useful...The meat is a bit thick and needs to be stewed to taste."
"Where are the May hearts?"
"Its roots are the most expensive and can be used to make Lihuo Dan, which is against fire poison. Its flowers are poisonous and can be used to make Cowardly Ant Pill... The tender leaves are delicious and have a delicate fragrance. They can be eaten cold or stir-fried..."
"Where's the Gu carving?"
"The monster elixirs are the most valuable for monsters, and the same goes for the vulture. Its fur can be waterproof, and its claws can be used to refine robes. The meat cannot be eaten. The voodoo worms in the meat..." Xingyue let out a long sigh, "Obviously the wings of birds The most delicious thing, but it has a pair of wings that look meaty and chewy.”
Something seems wrong?
Jiang He frowned slightly, why did his daughter, no matter what kind of spiritual plant or monster it was, always end up deciding whether it was edible or not?
Just as I was thinking about it, I saw the little girl touching her belly and asking, "Dad, what's for dinner?"
"Oh, grilled peacock in colorful clothes." Jiang He said reflexively, "And here's the scorching-crown green sprout. Don't be picky about food. Eating only meat is not good for your health."
Xingyue pouted, not thinking how precious the crown green bud was at all, nor did she think that one piece of it could be sold for ten low-grade spiritual stones, and a small plate would cost thousands of spiritual stones. She only knew that this thing was a bit bitter, no tasty.
My daughter seems to have become a foodie...
Jiang He was a little tangled, but then he ignored it. It was better to be a foodie than a depressed person.
Eat it.
The cow knelt on the ground in gratitude. This gift from the man would increase the survival rate of it and its children in the forest.
After the little girl was stuffed into the pocket of her father's chest, she waved goodbye to the one-horned cow and its child.
Until she could no longer see them, she said to her father: "Dad, if the monsters I encounter in the future are like the one-horned bull, I won't be able to kill them."
"You think too much. This one-horned bull just gave birth to a calf. Its physical strength, energy and strength have declined, so it chose to kneel down and beg for mercy. If it were normal, the one-horned bull would not be so docile... But who knows, the one-horned bull is a vegetarian animal and doesn't like to fight."
The little girl sighed softly: "Fortunately, the one-horned bull is good at hiding its breath, otherwise it would not survive in the forest full of ferocious monsters."
Jiang He patted her head, "Your birthday is coming soon, Dad will make you a big cake. Cakes made with other milk always look weird, so milk is more suitable."
The little girl immediately became happy and shouted: "Dad, make a big cake, this big!" She struggled to stretch out her two chubby hands from her pocket, opened her hands and made a circle to indicate the size of the cake.
Usually, the cakes her father made were small, not enough for her to eat for two meals!
Jiang He held the little girl's butt with one hand, and patted the little meaty butt that was particularly elastic after being fattened recently with the other hand, and warned: "Don't move, Daddy won't take care of you if you fall."
The little girl smiled and was not afraid at all. She hung on her father's neck, leaned over and kissed his face, and then shouted in surprise: "Dad, you have a beard, it hurts!"
Jiang He touched his chin. He had no time to shave recently, so he had to shave it some time.
The physique of a cultivator is special. His beard grows slowly. It takes half a year without shaving to grow some stubble.
Cultivators pay attention to the fairy spirit, and they don't like beards. Unless they are like the sect master and the sect master who want to maintain their dignity and deliberately show their old appearance, they think it is better to grow a beard to make themselves more majestic. Otherwise, most people would like to stay young for their whole life.
The original owner had good talent. He entered the Nascent Soul at the age of 150. He looked like a human in his early twenties.
There are no ugly monks who have undergone the cleansing of the meridians and marrow. No matter how ordinary their facial features are, their skin is white and delicate, not to mention how beautiful the face of Jiang He, who can give birth to the most beautiful woman in the world, is.
There are countless handsome men and beautiful women in the world of cultivation, and there are also monks who eat the anti-aging pills and rejuvenating pills as their meals, buy the latest models of robes crazily, and waste their spiritual power to maintain every strand of hair in the Hehuan Sect.
Jiang He does not pay attention to the style of the robes, and does not care about maintenance at all. His ten-point appearance has been ruined by him to only seven points, which makes him look just averagely handsome.
He did not care. No one can understand the pain of a full-time nanny. He opened his eyes and ate it.
The cow knelt on the ground gratefully. The gift from this human cultivator increased the survival rate of it and its children in the forest.
After the little girl was stuffed into the pocket of her father's chest, she waved goodbye to the mother and son of the one-horned bull.
It was not until she could no longer see them that she said to her father: "Dad, if the monsters I encounter in the future are like the one-horned bull, I won't be able to kill them."
"You think too much. This one-horned bull just gave birth to a calf. Its physical strength, energy and strength have declined, so it chose to kneel down and beg for mercy. If it were normal, the one-horned bull would not be so docile... But who knows, the one-horned bull is a vegetarian animal and doesn't like to fight."
The little girl sighed softly: "Fortunately, the one-horned bull is good at hiding its breath, otherwise it would not survive in the forest full of ferocious monsters."
Jiang He patted her head, "Your birthday is coming soon, Dad will make you a big cake. Cakes made with other milk always look weird, so milk is more suitable."
The little girl immediately became happy and shouted: "Dad, make a big cake, this big!" She stretched out her two chubby hands from her pocket with great effort, opened her hands and made a circle to indicate the size of the cake.
Usually, the cakes her father made were small, not enough for her to eat for two meals!
Jiang He held the little girl's butt with one hand, and patted the little meaty butt that was particularly elastic after being fattened recently with the other hand, and warned: "Don't move, Dad won't take care of you if you fall down."
The little girl smiled and was not afraid at all. She hung on her father's neck, leaned over and kissed his face, and then shouted in surprise: "Dad, you have a beard, it hurts people!"
Jiang He touched his chin. He had no time to shave recently, so he had to shave it some time.
The physique of the cultivator is special. His beard grows slowly. It takes half a year without shaving to grow some stubble.
The cultivator pays attention to the fairy spirit, and the beard is not loved. Unless the master of the sect or the master of the sect wants to maintain dignity and deliberately show old appearance, he thinks it is better to grow a beard to make himself more majestic. Otherwise, most people would like to stay young for a lifetime.
The original owner had good talent. He entered the Nascent Soul at the age of 150. He looked like a human in his early twenties.
There are no ugly monks who have undergone the cleansing of the meridians and marrow. No matter how ordinary their facial features are, their skin is white and delicate, not to mention how beautiful the face of Jiang He, who can give birth to the most beautiful woman in the world, is.
There are countless handsome men and beautiful women in the world of cultivation, and there are also monks who eat the anti-aging pills and rejuvenating pills as their meals, buy the latest robes crazily, and waste their spiritual power to maintain every hair of the Hehuan Sect.
Jiang He does not pay attention to the style of the robes, and does not care about maintenance at all. His appearance is ruined to only 70%, which makes him look just averagely handsome.
He didn't take it seriously. No one could understand the pain of a stay-at-home dad. Opening his eyes
Body, eyes still closed.
After the little girl soaked in the alchemy cauldron, Jiang He turned around and asked the little girl soaked in the medicine, "Does it hurt?"
"One thing, Xinyue can bear it!"
Xingyue was already used to this slight pain. Her father said it was the elixir that was widening her muscles. The longer she endured it, the better the effect would be. So every time she cooks a medicinal bath, she will try her best to endure it. Her father said that there are many delicious spiritual beasts and monsters in the world of immortality. They all run very fast. If she is not strong, she will not be able to eat delicious food in the future. Meat.
Also, if you don’t have the spiritual energy to digest sweet snacks, you will become a fat man in the future.
For delicious meat and more delicious candies and snacks, we fight hard!
After finally taking the medicinal bath, Jiang He held his daughter's thin wrist and was very satisfied to feel that the density of the bones under the little girl's smooth skin had become a little harder. After spending several years in this elixir bath, which is said to make even the golden elixir body refining monks drool, his daughter's bones are definitely comparable to steel.
What scum dared to bully her when she saw it?
"Hey, but the flesh is still soft." Xiao Naoyin complained dissatisfiedly. The bones have become stronger, why hasn't the flesh become harder?
"Silly girl, these muscles have also become stronger, so they are similar to King Kong Barbie." Jiang He was not happy that his cute daughter turned into King Kong Barbie.
What is King Kong Barbie?
Xingyue didn't ask because her father didn't seem to like it very much. In fact, she felt that it was good for the muscles to become as hard as the bones. Looking at those monster beasts that obviously had a full body of flesh, but because the flesh was too hard and too old, when her father saw it, he didn't even bother to kill it. It's hard to say. eat.
Unbeknownst to Jiang He, his baby daughter had already started to grow crookedly, and he consciously came up with a formula: hard muscles = bad taste = live longer!
**
Jiang He followed Jiang Xinyue to roam the world of cultivation. He had no goals and just went wherever he thought.
Most of the time they were on the road. When they saw a city, whether it was a cultivation city or a mortal city, they would go shopping twice to restock Jiang Xinyue's candies and snacks.
Originally, the inventory was more than enough, but the flying cat could eat more than ten times the food of its own body. Jiang Xinyue's snack storage bag was emptied by it in a few days.
Previously, Jiang He was cooking diligently and making some snacks with his own hands, fearing that there would be too many impurities. But after Jiang Xinyue started taking a medicinal bath, he no longer had such worries.
All impurities will be eliminated, so just eat it if you like.
It is a child's nature to love eating sweets, and he cannot change it.
"Dad, look at the monks who came into the city. Everyone has a mobile phone." Jiang Xinyue said in surprise.
The monk who heard this looked at the father and daughter with the eyes of country bumpkins.
"Fellow Taoist, you must be in retreat recently."
,桡傛灉鍐卭gui扉牀红抇燇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩拷 gong 铆 body, still closing her eyes.
After the little girl soaked in the alchemy cauldron, Jiang He turned around and asked the little girl soaked in the medicine, "Does it hurt?"
"One thing, Xinyue can bear it!"
Xingyue was already used to this slight pain. Her father said it was the elixir that was widening her muscles. The longer she endured it, the better the effect would be. So every time she cooks a medicinal bath, she will try her best to endure it. Her father said that there are many delicious spiritual beasts and monsters in the world of immortality. They all run very fast. If she is not strong, she will not be able to eat delicious food in the future. Meat.
Also, if you don’t have the spiritual energy to digest sweet snacks, you will become a fat man in the future.
For delicious meat and more delicious candies and snacks, we fight hard!
After finally taking the medicinal bath, Jiang He held his daughter's thin wrist and was very satisfied to feel that the density of the bones under the little girl's smooth skin had become a little harder. After spending several years in this elixir bath, which is said to make even the golden elixir body refining monks drool, his daughter's bones are definitely comparable to steel.
What scum dared to bully her when she saw it?
"Hey, but the flesh is still soft." Xiao Naoyin complained dissatisfiedly. The bones have become stronger, why hasn't the flesh become harder?
"Silly girl, these muscles have also become stronger, so they are similar to King Kong Barbie." Jiang He was not happy that his cute daughter turned into King Kong Barbie.
What is King Kong Barbie?
Xingyue didn't ask because her father didn't seem to like it very much. In fact, she felt that it was good for the muscles to become as hard as the bones. Looking at those monster beasts that obviously had a full body of flesh, but because the flesh was too hard and too old, when her father saw it, he didn't even bother to kill it. It's hard to say. eat.
Unbeknownst to Jiang He, his precious daughter had already started to grow crookedly, and he consciously came up with a formula: hard muscles = bad taste = live longer!
**
Jiang He followed Jiang Xinyue to roam the world of cultivation. He had no goals and just went wherever he thought.
Most of the time they were on the road. When they saw a city, whether it was a cultivation city or a mortal city, they would go shopping twice to restock Jiang Xinyue's candies and snacks.
Originally, the inventory was more than enough, but the flying cat could eat more than ten times the food of its own body. Jiang Xinyue's snack storage bag was emptied by it in a few days.
Previously, Jiang He was cooking diligently and making some snacks with his own hands, fearing that there would be too many impurities. But after Jiang Xinyue started taking a medicinal bath, he no longer had such worries.
All impurities will be eliminated, so just eat it if you like.
It is a child's nature to love eating sweets, and he cannot change it.
"Dad, look at the monks who came into the city. Everyone has a mobile phone." Jiang Xinyue said in surprise.
The monk who heard this looked at the father and daughter with the eyes of country bumpkins.
"Fellow Taoist, you must be in retreat recently."
Happy, if she wasn't the face of Jianfeng, she would have laughed wildly with her hands on her hips.
"Big Brother." Ming Sisi took out the account book for this quarter, "When will the kidney machine No. 3 start selling? Many cultivators are asking me."
Feng Sixue said calmly: "No hurry, get the Internet up and running first."
Ming Sisi asked with a puzzled look on her face: "Big Brother, I always feel that you are playing a big game."
Feng Sixue glanced at her, "Why do you want to launch the upgrade of mobile phones so quickly? And the exclusive business is the best, why do we have to give technology to other sects?" He smiled gently, "You will know later."
The world that Uncle Jiang can see with his eyes is so vast. After communicating with him, he was full of shock and yearning.
Not only the sea of stars, he can actually feel the breath of heaven from Uncle Jiang.
This is why he wants to follow Uncle Jiang from the bottom of his heart.
Feng Sixue asked: "Have you notified all the major sects? About setting up the Internet."
"All the major sects have benefited from mobile phones, and they all said there is no problem." Ming Sisi smiled. Some small sects are so stupid that they are cute. They kept asking, "Can't we contact each other anytime and anywhere now?" What is the meaning of the Internet?
It is very meaningful. In the future, we don't have to gather together. We can talk with people even when we are in seclusion. The distance of thousands of miles seems nothing.
A trace of sharpness glided across Feng Sixue's gentle eyes, "Uncle Jiang said that the power of technology will change the world. No cultivator can stop this power."
Ming Sisi was encouraged and clenched her fists: "That's right! After the righteous way has mobile phone recognition, the demon cultivators can no longer blend into the crowd as easily as before. I heard that many demon cultivators have been identified in the cities of the major sects for this reason."
Brother Feng smiled without saying anything. In the future, Ming Sisi will understand that the meaning of mobile phones is more than that.
Sword cultivators have chivalry in their hearts. Those who are not righteous should not follow the path of sword cultivators.
He was patient. He wanted to see what Uncle Jiang said about a world with a clearer black and white.
**
The cultivation world does not encourage children to practice too early, fearing that it will hurt the meridians of young children. Jiang He also does not advocate it.
He did not let Jiang Xinyue practice the cultivation method, but only let her learn some mortal martial arts.
"Okay, hold on for another half an hour." Strict father Jiang He said.
Jiang Xinyue's chubby hands and feet were hung with heavy metal. She held the dagger tightly and closed her eyes to feel the direction of the wind.
She was still small, and the dagger was just right for her to use as a sword.
In the wilderness, the big tree was sleeping. The monsters in the distance smelled the smell of the human cultivators who attracted beasts, and began to move, but they were suppressed by the powerful pressure and dared not move.
The wind blew, and the sharp edges of the trees made her feel happy. If she hadn't represented the face of Jianfeng, she would have laughed wildly with her hands on her hips.
"Big Brother." Ming Sisi took out the account book for this quarter, "When will the kidney machine No. 3 start selling? Many cultivators are asking me."
Feng Sixue said calmly: "No hurry, let's get the Internet up and running first."
Ming Sisi asked with a puzzled look on her face: "Big Brother, I always feel that you are playing a big game."
Feng Sixue glanced at her, "Why do you want to launch the upgrade of mobile phones so quickly? And the exclusive business is the best, why do we have to give the technology to other sects?" He smiled gently, "You will know later."
The world that Uncle Jiang can see with his eyes is so vast. After communicating with him, he was full of shock and yearning.
Not only the sea of stars, he could actually feel the breath of heaven from Uncle Jiang.
This is what made him want to follow Uncle Jiang from the bottom of his heart.
Feng Sixue asked: "Have you notified the major sects? About setting up the Internet."
"The major sects have benefited from mobile phones and said there is no problem." Ming Sisi smiled. Some small sects are so stupid that they are cute. They kept asking, "Can't we contact each other anytime and anywhere now? What is the meaning of the Internet?"
It is very meaningful. In the future, we don't have to gather together. We can talk with people in seclusion. The distance of thousands of miles seems nothing.
Feng Sixue's gentle eyes slid a sharpness, "Uncle Jiang said that the power of technology will change the world. No cultivator can stop this power."
Ming Sisi was encouraged and clenched her fists: "That's right! After the righteous way has mobile phone recognition, the demon cultivators can no longer easily blend into the crowd like before. I heard that many demon cultivators have been identified in the cities of the major sects for this."
Senior Brother Feng smiled without saying anything. In the future, Ming Sisi will understand that the meaning of mobile phones is more than that.
Sword cultivators have chivalry in their hearts. Those who are not righteous should not follow the path of sword cultivation.
He is patient. He wants to see what Uncle Jiang said about a world with a clearer black and white.
**
The cultivation world does not encourage children to practice too early, fearing that it will hurt the meridians of young children. Jiang He does not advocate it either.
He did not let Jiang Xinyue practice the cultivation method, but only let her learn some mortal martial arts.
"Okay, hold on for another half an hour." Strict father Jiang He said.
Jiang Xinyue's chubby hands and feet were hung with heavy metal. She held the dagger tightly and closed her eyes to feel the direction of the wind.
She was still small, and the dagger was just right for her to use as a sword.
In the wilderness, the big tree was sleeping. The monsters in the distance smelled the smell of human cultivation that attracted beasts and began to move, but they were suppressed by the powerful pressure and dared not move.
The wind blew, and the sharp edges on the tree
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