The boss is dressed as cannon fodder

Jiang He has never seen anyone more unlucky than Su Xi.

Su Xi, who has gone from a child star to a top traffic star for twenty years, proves the saying that everything will decline after reaching its peak.

She appeared on the Children's Voice at the age of six. Her heavenly voice, cute face, and aura attracted countless grandma and parents fans. Every day, people would ask her parents on Weibo how they gave birth to such a cute daughter.

Then, her life seemed to be on the rise. When she became the champion of the Children's Voice, she was spotted by a director and asked to play the heroine in the happy family drama "My Daughter is a Robot".

Many child stars either grow ugly or are on the way to becoming ugly.

Only she grew more and more stunning. When she was eighteen years old, she was on the list every year when the most beautiful stars in the entertainment industry were mentioned.

With acting skills, popularity, and good audience appeal, plus no demons or hype, she quickly became a first-line star.

On her twenty-fourth birthday, Su Xi won the Best Actress Award to prove her acting skills.

Some people say that when you reach the pinnacle of your life, you are often on the decline. The title of Best Actress brought Su Xi not honor but curse, and she began to have bad luck.

First, the first movie she made after winning the Best Actress title became a box office poison. The two TV series she made before, whether it was because the subject matter was not pleasing or the atmosphere was too depressing, broke the new low of the ratings of Xigua TV and Pineapple TV.

Su Xi experienced countless directors holding scripts to her door, and the scripts were picked at will. There were few people in front of her.

In addition, she would definitely step on watermelon rinds when walking on the road, and was often hit by falling objects from high altitudes. The most serious one was that her head was broken and bleeding, which scared passers-by to almost have a heart attack.

The car often broke down, the instant noodles she bought were always without seasoning, and people suspected that she was reincarnated from an African when she played a game.

Su Xi, who has fair skin, beautiful face and long legs: "..." I can't be so unlucky.

In just one year, Su Xi's life went from easy to hard mode.

The whole network was laughing at the photo of her falling down after stepping on watermelon rinds, and her image as a goddess was completely ruined.

The top fashion magazine that had originally made an appointment with her immediately changed people, and she lost the opportunity to enter the fashion circle.

Then her title changed from "Queen of Film" to "Unlucky Person", and no one dared to invite her to film again.

China's top director Chang Lu did not believe in evil, and after asking her to audition, he decided to let her be the female lead.

But she fell off the wire just after filming started, resulting in a comminuted fracture, and she had to recover for at least half a year.

The investor immediately changed people, and she lost an excellent opportunity to work with a top director.

Then her boyfriend, who she was secretly dating, cheated on her. It would have been fine if he had cheated on her, but she also blamed her. Her boyfriend cried to the audience that she used money and power to threaten him to have unspoken rules!

The boyfriend said that at the beginning, 濡悂灉獐呭gui樉牀红抇燇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩grong銆 Jiang He had never seen anyone more unlucky than Su Xi.

Su Xi, who has gone from a child star to a top traffic star for twenty years, proved the saying that prosperity and decline are the same.

At the age of six, she appeared in the Children's Voice. Her natural voice, cute face, and aura attracted countless grandma and parents fans. Every day, people would ask her parents on Weibo how they gave birth to such a cute daughter.

Then, her life seemed to be on the rise. When she became the champion of the Children's Voice, she was spotted by a director and asked to play the heroine in the happy family drama "My Daughter is a Robot".

Many child stars either grow ugly or are on the way to becoming ugly.

Only she became more and more stunning. When she was 18 years old, she was on the list every year when the most beautiful stars in the entertainment industry were mentioned.

With acting skills, popularity, and good audience appeal, plus no demons or hype, she quickly became a first-line star.

On her 24th birthday, Su Xi won the Best Actress Award to prove her acting skills.

Some people say that when you reach the peak of your life, you are often on the decline. The Best Actress Award brought Su Xi not honor but curse, and she began to have bad luck.

First, the first movie she made after winning the Best Actress award became a box office poison. The two TV series she made before, whether it was because the subject matter was not pleasing or the atmosphere was too depressing, broke the new low of the ratings of Xigua TV and Pineapple TV.

Su Xi, the Best Actress, has experienced countless directors holding scripts to her door, and the scripts were picked at random, but there were few people in front of her.

In addition, she would definitely step on watermelon rinds when walking on the road, and was often hit by falling objects from high altitudes. The most serious one was even a bloody head, which scared passers-by to almost have a heart attack.

Her car often broke down, she always bought instant noodles without seasoning, and people suspected that she was reincarnated from an African when she played a game.

Su Xi, who has fair skin, beautiful face and long legs: "..." I can't be so unlucky.

In just one year, Su Xi's life went from easy to hard mode.

The whole network was laughing at the photo of her falling down after stepping on watermelon rinds, and her image as a goddess was completely ruined.

The top fashion magazine that had originally made an appointment with her immediately changed people, and she lost the opportunity to enter the fashion circle.

Then her title changed from "Best Actress" to "Unlucky Person", and no one dared to invite her to make a movie anymore.

China's top director Chang Lu didn't believe in evil, so he asked her to audition and decided to let her be the female lead.

But she fell off the wire just after filming started, resulting in a comminuted fracture, which required at least half a year to recover.

The investor immediately changed people, and she lost the great opportunity to work with a top director.

Then her boyfriend, who she was secretly dating, cheated on her. It would have been fine if he had cheated on her, but she also blamed her for it. Her boyfriend cried to the audience that she used money and power to threaten him and had unspoken rules!

The boyfriend said that at the beginning

was a bad woman.

"There are so many successful and successful CEOs chasing you, but you don't want to do it, you have to look at a college student." Shi Ziwen felt depressed and started to mutter again, "My sister, can we grow some snacks next time? The little fresh meat is tender. It’s tender, but you can’t eat it.”

Su Xi's long eyelashes drooped.

At that time, Xu Qiannan called her an old woman in front of reporters and described her as a pervert who attacked college students.

In fact, she is only two years older than him.

Maybe it was because she had been in the entertainment industry for a long time and had seen too much hypocrisy. When she went back to school to give a speech, she fell in love at first sight when she saw a clean and elegant young man.

The virtuous Shi Ziwen cleaned up the house for her, and when he went out carrying the garbage, he left a message: "I hired a new assistant for you. Although the price is relatively high, he is very capable. He will take you to the hospital for a review tomorrow. "

Su Xi said nothing and sat there quietly, like a doll.

**

The original owner Jiang He possessed this time was a delivery rider and a huge fan of actress Su Xi.

Actress Su Xi has been doing charity for many years. It should be said that she started doing charity when she was six years old. The foundation under her name has helped countless people, and Jiang He is one of them.

Jiang He's mother was a uremia patient. She lived for more than ten years because of Su Xi's help. In Jiang He's senior year of high school, she finally couldn't bear it any longer.

Jiang He buried his mother and calculated the money the Suxi Foundation spent on his mother. He found that it was more than 200,000 yuan, which could be enough to buy a house in their fourth-tier city with a down payment.

In order to take care of his mother, Jiang He missed the college entrance examination.

He wanted to repeat his studies because his grades were very good, but reality soon forced him to make the decision to drop out.

In addition to the help from the Suxi Foundation, he also borrowed money from relatives and friends, accumulating more than 100,000 yuan. His relatives and friends were afraid that he would not be able to repay the money, so they came to his door every day to pressure him.

Considering that he couldn't afford the huge tuition fees for college, Jiang He decided not to study and went to work to pay back the money in installments.

People his age spent four years studying and falling in love at university, but he worked day and night.

There are more opportunities in big cities, and with his dream of seeing Su Xi, Jiang He arrived in City A.

Moving bricks at construction sites, washing dishes in restaurants, wearing puppet costumes to the playground to hand out leaflets in the summer, hanging in mid-air to clean windows in the winter...

He has forgotten how he spent the past four years. He only knows that he has finally paid off the debts of his relatives and friends, and is free from any problems.

The current deposit is 30,000. He wants to save enough money to pay it back to Su Xi and meet her in person to say thank you.

"System, how did the original owner die?" Jiang He asked in his mind.

"In order to rescue Su from the fire, I was a bad woman who worked hard.

"There are so many successful and successful CEOs chasing you, but you don't want to do it, you have to look at a college student." Shi Ziwen felt depressed and started to mutter again, "My sister, can we grow some snacks next time? The little fresh meat is tender. It’s tender, but you can’t eat it.”

Su Xi's long eyelashes drooped.

At that time, Xu Qiannan called her an old woman in front of reporters and described her as a pervert who attacked college students.

In fact, she is only two years older than him.

Maybe it was because she had been in the entertainment industry for a long time and had seen too much hypocrisy. When she went back to school to give a speech, she fell in love at first sight when she saw a clean and elegant young man.

The virtuous Shi Ziwen cleaned up the house for her, and when he went out carrying the garbage, he left a message: "I hired a new assistant for you. Although the price is relatively high, he is very capable. He will take you to the hospital for a review tomorrow. "

Su Xi said nothing and sat there quietly, like a doll.

**

The original owner Jiang He possessed this time was a delivery rider and a huge fan of actress Su Xi.

Actress Su Xi has been doing charity for many years. It should be said that she started doing charity when she was six years old. The foundation under her name has helped countless people, and Jiang He is one of them.

Jiang He's mother was a uremia patient. She lived for more than ten years because of Su Xi's help. In Jiang He's senior year of high school, she finally couldn't bear it any longer.

Jiang He buried his mother and calculated the money the Suxi Foundation spent on his mother. He found that it was more than 200,000 yuan, which could be enough to buy a house in their fourth-tier city with a down payment.

In order to take care of his mother, Jiang He missed the college entrance examination.

He wanted to repeat his studies because his grades were very good, but reality soon forced him to make the decision to drop out.

In addition to the help from the Suxi Foundation, he also borrowed money from relatives and friends, accumulating more than 100,000 yuan. His relatives and friends were afraid that he would not be able to repay the money, so they came to his door every day to pressure him.

Considering that he couldn't afford the huge tuition fees for college, Jiang He decided not to study and went to work to pay back the money in installments.

People his age spent four years studying and falling in love at university, but he worked day and night.

There are more opportunities in big cities, and with his dream of seeing Su Xi, Jiang He arrived in City A.

Moving bricks at construction sites, washing dishes in restaurants, wearing puppet costumes to the playground to hand out leaflets in the summer, hanging in mid-air to clean windows in the winter...

He has forgotten how he spent the past four years. He only knows that he has finally paid off the debts of his relatives and friends, and is free from any problems.

The current deposit is 30,000. He wants to save enough money to pay it back to Su Xi and meet her in person to say thank you.

"System, how did the original owner die?" Jiang He asked in his mind.

"In order to rescue Su from the fire

It looks good. If it were white, it would definitely be as good as some fresh meat - this was Su Xi's first thought when she saw him.

"You've crossed too far." Su Xi said in surprise. A food delivery rider and a celebrity assistant are not related.

"No, no, no, they are definitely not related!" Jiang He said sincerely, "They are both service-oriented. You can look at my previous jobs, all of which were rated five stars. This assistant job must also be rated five stars."

Su Xi thought about it and decided to use him first.

Compared to a completely unfamiliar assistant, at least she knew Jiang He well. He would take out the garbage for her whenever he delivered food. There were so many celebrities in the villa area, but he never said anything nonsense after he went out...Keeping his mouth shut was more important than anything else.

After figuring it out, Su Xi said directly, "Let's go. Let's go to the hospital."

"Sister Xi, are you going out like this?" Jiang He looked at her with wide eyes.

Su Xi looked at herself. In order to avoid being photographed by reporters and making nonsense, she changed into a nice-looking outfit today that could cover her flesh. She also put on light makeup to cover her sallow complexion. Although her face was a little bigger and her figure was a little plumper than before, she was still very confident that she was more beautiful than 90% of the women on the street.

Jiang He reminded her, "There are reporters at the door. When I came in just now, I found that there were about six paparazzi from four tabloids guarding the entrance of the community."

Su Xi nodded secretly after hearing this. This new assistant has another advantage: strong observation.

"Then what?"

"Makeup! Make up so much that even my mother can't recognize me!" Jiang He said firmly.

When Su Xi saw herself in the mirror, not only her mother, but even she herself couldn't recognize herself.

With white hair and wrinkles all over her face, she looked like an orange that was dehydrated and dried up.

Su Xi murmured, "It's so scary. So this is what I will look like when I'm sixty."

"How is that possible?" Jiang He waved his hand quickly, "This is what Sister Xi will look like when she's ninety."

Su Xi looked at him in surprise. Jiang He did the makeup for her. She didn't know that Jiang He could do makeup. No wonder Shi Ziwen said that this assistant was expensive.

Jiang He said with certainty, "As long as Sister Xi follows my method to maintain her health, she will definitely age slowly. Ninety years old is about the same as sixty years old."

Su Xi knew that he was tactfully persuading her to quit drinking and take good care of herself. She was really tempted.

To stay young and beautiful, women, especially beautiful women, can't resist it.

After getting ready, the two walked towards the door openly.

The paparazzi guarding the door became excited when they saw someone coming out, but when they saw clearly, they were all disappointed.

"Oh my god, please be careful. It's so inconvenient to break your leg." Jiang He spoke with a rural accent. He was good-looking. If he was white, he would definitely not lose to some young handsome guys-this was Su Xi's first thought when she saw him.

"You've crossed too far." Su Xi said in surprise. A food delivery rider and a celebrity assistant are not related.

"No, no, no, they must not be big!" Jiang He said sincerely, "They are all service-oriented. You can look at my previous jobs. They all have five-star reviews. This assistant job must also have five-star reviews."

Su Xi thought about it and decided to use it first.

Compared to a completely unfamiliar assistant, at least Jiang He is familiar with her. He always takes out the trash for her when delivering food. There are so many celebrities in the villa area, but he has never said anything nonsense after going out... Being able to keep a secret is more important than anything else.

After thinking it through, Su Xi said directly: "Let's go, we're going to the hospital."

"Sister Xi, are you going out like this?" Jiang He stared at her with wide eyes.

Su Xi looked at herself. In order to avoid being photographed by reporters and talking nonsense again, she deliberately changed into a nice and flesh-covering dress today, and put on light makeup to cover her sallow complexion. Although her face is a little bigger than before and her figure is a little plumper, she is still very confident that she is more beautiful than 90% of the women on the street.

Jiang He reminded: "There are reporters at the door. When I came in just now, I found that there were about six paparazzi from four tabloids guarding the entrance of the community."

After listening, Su Xi nodded secretly. This new assistant has another advantage: strong observation.

"Then what?"

"Make up! Make up so much that even my mother can't recognize me!" Jiang He said firmly.

When Su Xi saw herself in the mirror, not only her mother, but even she herself couldn't recognize herself.

With white hair and wrinkles all over her face, she looked like a dehydrated orange.

Su Xi murmured, "It's terrible. So this is what I will look like when I'm sixty."

"How is that possible?" Jiang He waved his hands quickly, "This is what Sister Xi will look like after she's ninety."

Su Xi looked at him in surprise. This makeup was done by Jiang He for her. She didn't know that Jiang He could actually make up. No wonder Shi Ziwen said that this assistant's price was relatively high.

Jiang He said with certainty, "As long as Sister Xi follows the method I told her to maintain her health, she will definitely age slowly. Ninety years old is about the same as sixty years old."

Su Xi knew that he was tactfully persuading her to quit drinking and take good care of herself. She was really tempted.

Staying young and beautiful, etc., is something that any woman, especially a beautiful woman, can't resist.

After getting ready, the two walked towards the door openly.

The paparazzi guarding the door became excited when they saw someone coming out, but when they saw clearly, they were all disappointed.

"Mom, please be careful, it's so inconvenient to break your leg." Jiang He spoke in a rural accent

The naughty child sobbed, "Yes, I'm sorry."

The people in the car smiled, and the world is indeed more beautiful and true.

**

Su Xi's attending doctor took off his glasses and wiped them twice, then looked at his patient again.

"Doctor, I am going out for convenience." Su Xi said quickly, fearing that the doctor would kick her out.

If the voice hadn't changed, the doctor wouldn't have recognized it.

"As expected of a movie queen, your acting skills..." The attending doctor couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

Su Xi smiled and sat opposite the doctor.

After Su Xi finished the review, Jiang He, who was guarding the door, quickly stood up and supported Su Xi. He still spoke in a local accent, "Mom, what did the doctor say?"

"It will be fine soon." The old female voice replied, "Mom will be able to go to work soon."

The two "mother and son" slowly walked out of the hospital. No one gave them a second glance, including the paparazzi who had been keeping watch for most of the day after hearing that Su Xi was coming for a follow-up visit today. This is the most common scene between mother and son in the hospital.

There are people coming and going in the hospital, so naturally there is no watermelon rind, but Su Xi still remains vigilant.

Jiang He patted her back and whispered, "Don't worry, leave it to me!"

When an apple fell from the sky, Jiang He picked up his "old mother" and took a few steps back.

People passing by were frightened and quickly looked up. Judging from the way the apple was torn apart, it must have been dropped from more than 20 floors.

"Fuck you!" A man rolled up his sleeves and yelled, "It's forbidden to throw things down from high altitudes! This is common sense! Do you understand me? If I die in the hands of an apple, who will help me support my family!"

Several passers-by who were almost hit were also filled with indignation, "Let's go, let's sue him!"

The paparazzi who were about to squat in Suxi hurried over to take pictures. They had already thought of the topic: "Throwing objects from high altitudes harms others and harms ourselves. The quality of the people needs to be improved!"

With such a tone of concern for the country and the people, I feel like I have suddenly become taller.

Su Xi pursed her lips. Normally at this time, the paparazzi would rush to take pictures of her. However, the newspapers were full of a new round of discussion about how unlucky the "unlucky person" was.

While Su Xi was in a daze, a teenage boy stepped on his skateboard and hit her head-on.

Jiang He stretched out his hand, fixed the child who was practicing skateboarding on the crowded street, and said sternly: "Don't practice skateboarding in public places, especially if there is a hospital nearby. How can you compensate if you bump into an old man, a pregnant woman, or a child!"

The young man's face turned red and he said unconvinced: "Didn't I hit anyone?"

Jiang He pointed at Su Xi, "You almost bumped into my mother! Which school are you from? I want to go to your school to reason!"

The young man didn't dare to say anything anymore and kept saying sorry.

**

Su Xi was in a bad mood. After returning home, she sat down and didn't want to talk.

Jiang He placed her on the sofa, cut a fruit plate for her, and then turned on his mobile phone to have the food delivered to her door.

"Did you see it?" Su Xi bit the apple like she was venting her hatred, "I'm so unlucky. I bring trouble to people wherever I go. My assistant will also be unlucky!"

This mentality is wrong.

Jiang He felt that this was not okay, and immediately said with a serious face: "Sister Xi, I don't think so, this has nothing to do with you! First of all, even if you are not there, throwing watermelon rinds is a wrong thing. Even if it is not you, other people will step on it It's also a bad thing. It's also someone else's fault to throw objects at high altitudes and use public places as private areas to practice skateboarding. It has to do with their quality... You are a victim, what does it have to do with you?"

Su Xi was stunned.

In the past, netizens scolded her verbally and in writing for harming others and herself, saying that she was unlucky enough to implicate others... In fact, most of the time it was just her who was unlucky.

"But, all the movies and TV shows I made were lost." Su Xi said with some disappointment.

"That's because the subject matter is wrong. Of course, there is also a problem with the logic of the story, the editing is too poor, and there is too much water injected." Jiang He analyzed it carefully, "Obviously, it's clear that the story is wrong. The child was sobbing, "Yes, I'm sorry. "

The people in the car were smiling. There was indeed more truth, goodness and beauty in the world.

**

Su Xi's attending doctor took off his glasses and wiped them twice before looking at his patient again.

"Doctor, I am going out for convenience." Su Xi said quickly, fearing that the doctor would kick her out.

If the voice hadn't changed, the doctor wouldn't have recognized it.

"As expected of a movie queen, your acting skills..." The attending doctor couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

Su Xi smiled and sat opposite the doctor.

After Su Xi finished the review, Jiang He, who was guarding the door, quickly stood up and supported Su Xi, still speaking in a local accent, "Mom, what did the doctor say?"

"It will be fine soon." The old female voice replied, "Mom will be able to go to work soon."

The two "mother and son" slowly walked out of the hospital. No one gave them a second glance, including the paparazzi who had been watching for most of the day when they heard that Su Xi was coming for a follow-up visit today. This kind of mother and son were the most common scene in the hospital.

There are people coming and going in the hospital, so naturally there is no watermelon rind, but Su Xi still remains vigilant.

Jiang He patted her back and whispered, "Don't worry, leave it to me!"

When an apple fell from the sky, Jiang He picked up his "old mother" and took a few steps back.

People passing by were frightened and quickly looked up. Judging from the way the apple was torn apart, it must have been dropped from more than 20 floors.

"Fuck you!" A man rolled up his sleeves and yelled, "It's forbidden to throw things down from high altitudes! This is common sense! Do you understand me? If I die in the hands of an apple, who will help me support my family!"

Several passers-by who were almost hit were also filled with indignation, "Let's go, let's sue him!"

The paparazzi who were waiting for Su Xi came to take pictures quickly. They had already thought of the topic: "Throwing objects from high places harms others and oneself. The quality of the people needs to be improved!"

Such a tone of concern for the country and the people made me feel tall and noble all of a sudden.

Su Xi pursed her lips tightly. Usually at this time, the paparazzi would rush to take pictures of her, and the newspapers were discussing how unlucky the "unlucky people" were.

Just as Su Xi was in a daze, a teenager stepped on a skateboard and ran straight towards her.

Jiang He stretched out his hand and stopped the child who was practicing skateboarding on the busy street. He said sternly: "Don't practice skateboarding in public places, especially if there is a hospital nearby. How will you compensate if you hit the elderly, pregnant women and children!"

The boy's face turned red, and he said unconvincedly: "Didn't I hit anyone?"

Jiang He pointed at Su Xi, "You almost hit my mother! Which school are you from? I'm going to your school to reason!"

The boy didn't dare to say a word and kept saying sorry.

**

Su Xi was in a bad mood. After returning home, she sat down and didn't want to talk.

Jiang He put her on the sofa, cut a fruit plate for her, and then turned on his phone to have the food delivered to her door.

"Did you see that?" Su Xi bit the apple as if to vent her anger, "I am so unlucky. I bring trouble to people wherever I go. Being my assistant will also be unlucky!"

This mentality is wrong.

Jiang He felt that this was not okay, and immediately said with a serious face: "Sister Xi, I don't think so. This has nothing to do with you! First of all, even if you are not there, it is wrong to throw watermelon peels randomly. Even if it is not you, it is a bad thing for others to step on it. There are also people who throw objects from high places and practice skateboarding in public places as private territory. It is related to their quality... You are a victim, what does it have to do with you?"

Su Xi was stunned.

In the past, netizens criticized her for harming others and herself, saying that she was unlucky and implicated others... In fact, most of the time, she was the only one who was unlucky.

"But, all the movies and TV shows I made lost money." Su Xi said a little disappointedly.

"That's because the subject matter is wrong. Of course, there are also problems with the story logic, poor editing, and too much water injection." Jiang He analyzed carefully, "Obviously