The boss is dressed as cannon fodder

Princess Leyang, who had just vowed to be gentle and considerate in front of her future prince-in-law, soon broke the news.

She was very sad. She obviously vowed to be a gentle and considerate little woman, but she didn't know that there was a scumbag who made it impossible for her to do so.

On the way to Zhuangzi, Princess Leyang and the others encountered the bastard who was always slapped by her royal sister-in-law, who was teasing a village girl.

The boys brought by the tortoise formed a circle to prevent the pretty village girl from escaping, while the tortoise waved his paper fan and pretended to be cool.

"Take it away!" Wang Balang said proudly, "Everyone says that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers. I will try the taste of wild flowers tonight."

The pretty village girl was about to cry, and she begged bitterly: "This noble man, a common girl has a fiancé, we are going to get married next month..."

Princess Leyang's hearing was extraordinary. She was sitting in the carriage and heard the words of the Bastard from a distance, and felt secretly resentful. This bastard had been whipped so many times by her imperial sister-in-law, yet he still refused to behave and did not dare to molest a commoner girl in the capital. Instead, he went to the outskirts of the capital to molest her.

Moreover, the village girl she was teasing was a commoner near her village, so she couldn't ignore her.

Princess Leyang stopped the carriage far away from the roadside. She recalled the gentle and virtuous concubines in her father's palace, and said in a loud voice: "Yulang, I want flowers, but you didn't give them to me today." I tweed.”

The carriage driver's hand shook and he almost dropped his riding whip.

What happened to the princess's voice? Could it be that I have a bad stomach?

Jiang He, who also had sensitive hearing: "..." He seemed to understand somewhat what the princess was going to do.

Jiang He was naturally considerate, so he immediately said in a good-natured manner: "Princess, let me go to the grove over there and see what flowers there are?"

Princess Leyang was instantly moved. For such a gentle consort, she must have done a lot of good things in her previous life!

When Jiang He's figure disappeared into the woods, Princess Leyang immediately kicked the driver out of the car, raised her whip, and the carriage rushed forward quickly, rolling up smoke and dust.

Damn you bastard! If the consort saw her disgraceful scene, she would definitely chop him into pieces!

Princess Leyang was furious. When she saw the bastard who was about to tie up the village girl and go home, she whipped him without saying a word.

The bastard is urinating, the ghost is crying and the wolf is howling.

Since the evil woman became the queen, he was ordered by his family not to molest any good women. He had been nurturing his heart for so long, and he was almost suffocated. It was easy for people to find him molesting a good woman in the capital, so it would be no problem outside the city, right?

But he went all the way outside the city, so why did he encounter the evil star Princess Leyang?

Princess Leyang whipped him several times and said with a ferocious look: "Get out of here! If you dare to attack a good girl next time, I will see if I don't beat you to death!" m. Princess Leyang, who had just vowed to be gentle and considerate in front of her future prince-in-law, soon broke the rules.

She was very sad. She obviously vowed to be a gentle and considerate little woman, but she didn't know that there was a scumbag who made it impossible for her to do so.

On the way to Zhuangzi, Princess Leyang and the others encountered the bastard who was always slapped by her royal sister-in-law, who was teasing a village girl.

The boys brought by the tortoise formed a circle to prevent the pretty village girl from escaping, while the tortoise waved his paper fan and pretended to be cool.

"Take it away!" Wang Balang said proudly, "Everyone says that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers. I will try the taste of wild flowers tonight."

The pretty village girl was about to cry, and she begged bitterly: "This noble man, a common girl has a fiancé, we are going to get married next month..."

Princess Leyang's hearing was extraordinary. She was sitting in the carriage and heard the words of the Bastard from a distance, and felt secretly resentful. This bastard had been whipped so many times by her imperial sister-in-law, yet he still refused to behave and did not dare to molest a commoner girl in the capital. Instead, he went to the outskirts of the capital to molest her.

Moreover, the village girl she was teasing was a commoner near her village, so she couldn't ignore her.

Princess Leyang stopped the carriage far away from the roadside. She recalled the gentle and virtuous concubines in her father's palace, and said in a loud voice: "Yulang, I want flowers, but you didn't give them to me today." I tweed.”

The carriage driver's hand shook and he almost dropped his riding whip.

What happened to the princess's voice? Could it be that I have a bad stomach?

Jiang He, who also had sensitive hearing: "..." He seemed to understand somewhat what the princess was going to do.

Jiang He was naturally considerate, so he immediately said in a good-natured manner: "Princess, let me go to the grove over there and see what flowers there are?"

Princess Leyang was instantly moved. For such a gentle consort, she must have done a lot of good things in her previous life!

When Jiang He's figure disappeared into the woods, Princess Leyang immediately kicked the driver out of the car, raised her whip, and the carriage rushed forward quickly, rolling up smoke and dust.

Damn you bastard! If the consort saw her disgraceful scene, she would definitely chop him into pieces!

Princess Leyang was furious. When she saw the bastard who was about to tie up the village girl and go home, she whipped him without saying a word.

The bastard is urinating, the ghost is crying and the wolf is howling.

Since the evil woman became the queen, he was ordered by his family not to molest any good women. He had been nurturing his heart for so long, and he was almost suffocated. It was easy for people to find him molesting a good woman in the capital, so it would be no problem outside the city, right?

But he went all the way outside the city, so why did he encounter the evil star Princess Leyang?

Princess Leyang whipped him several times and said with a ferocious look: "Get out of here! If you dare to attack a good woman next time, I will see if I don't beat you to death!"

"..."

Forget it, let her be. Fortunately, she didn't show such a fierce look in front of the prince consort.

Fang Sanniang was overjoyed when she heard that the princess had arrived. She knew that the princess would not change after falling in love. She was still the princess who made her heart flutter.

The female soldiers complained bitterly, looking at the moon in the sky, they just wanted to cry.

Your Highness, the jealous princess! They just stared at the prince consort for a few more glances. Is it necessary to scold them to death?

**

Jiang He was very comfortable in the Hanlin Academy because no one dared to look at him.

Not to mention the fierce reputation of Princess Leyang, seeing that the emperor and the queen mother called him to the palace for dinner every few days, who dared to offend him?

The emperor once again realized the benefits of having a brother-in-law.

In the past, the queen mother had nothing to do and always wanted to torment Queen Zheng. Now that she has a son-in-law, she is fully focused on the prospective son-in-law. How can she want to bring her daughter-in-law to her to set rules?

He was worried that his brother-in-law would not be able to handle his mother who always liked to find faults, but the two of them got along like real mother and son. The queen mother even disliked him for being an eyesore and disturbing her relationship with her son-in-law.

"Yulang, is this facial cream really suitable for me? I'm going to become an old witch." The queen mother said hesitantly, but the smile on her face was not too happy.

"How could it be? The queen mother stood with me, and people thought you were my sister."

The queen mother was amused and smiled, "Le Yang also said that this facial cream is good. Her face has become whiter and tenderer recently." The son-in-law still has a way. Le Yang finally learned to make herself look better. Unexpectedly, Yulang could persuade her to use facial cream.

"The queen mother's skin color is white. No matter how effective this facial cream is, it can't compare to the queen mother's natural beauty." Jiang He said with certainty, "When the queen mother was young, she must have been the most beautiful woman in the palace-no, she is still the most beautiful woman in the palace now."

Everyone likes to hear nice words, and the queen mother is no exception.

She asked happily, "What about Leyang?"

"Didn't the princess move out of the palace? So the princess is the most beautiful woman outside the palace."

Listen, this speaking skill not only coaxes the wife, but also the mother-in-law, taking both sides into consideration without being caught in the middle.

The emperor was very sad to hear this, and I lost in the sweet talk competition.

Who made me unable to learn this skill of telling lies with open eyes?

"Brother, what are you doing here?" Princess Leyang, who ran over from outside the palace like a flash of lightning, asked in surprise, "Do you also want to have dinner with the Queen Mother?"

The Queen Mother inside heard her daughter's voice, and she was half complaining and half happy, "This child has finally become more sensible after getting engaged, and knows to go to the palace often to accompany her mother."

Jiang He said without blinking: "Then,濡悛灉鍐卭gui扉牀红敊畇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩grong銆"..."

Forget it, let her be. Fortunately, she didn't show such a fierce look in front of the prince consort.

Fang Sanniang was overjoyed when she heard that the princess had arrived. She knew that the princess would not change after falling in love. She was still the princess who made her heart flutter.

The female soldiers complained bitterly, looking at the moon in the sky, they just wanted to cry.

Your Highness, the jealous princess! They just stared at the prince consort for a few more glances. Is it necessary to scold them to death?

**

Jiang He was very comfortable in the Hanlin Academy because no one dared to look at him.

Not to mention Princess Leyang's fierce reputation, Seeing that the emperor and the queen mother called him to the palace for dinner every other day, who dared to offend the emperor?

The emperor once again realized the benefits of having a brother-in-law.

In the past, the queen mother had nothing to do and always wanted to torment Queen Zheng. Now that she has a son-in-law, she is fully focused on the prospective son-in-law, so how could she want to bring her daughter-in-law to her to set rules.

He was worried that his brother-in-law could not stand up to his mother who always liked to find faults, but as a result, the two of them got along like real mother and son, and the queen mother even disliked that he was an eyesore and disturbed her and her son-in-law.

"Yulang, is this facial cream really suitable for me? I'm going to become an old witch." The queen mother said hesitantly, but the smile on her face was not too happy.

"How could it be? The queen mother stood with me, and people thought you were my sister."

The queen mother was amused and smiled, "Le Yang also said that this facial cream is good, and her face has become whiter and tenderer recently. "The son-in-law still has a way. Le Yang finally learned to make herself look better. I didn't expect Yu Lang to persuade her to use facial cream.

"The Queen Mother's skin color is originally white. No matter how effective this facial cream is, it can't compare to the Queen Mother's natural beauty." Jiang He said very confidently, "When the Queen Mother was young, she must have been the most beautiful woman in the palace-no, she is still the most beautiful woman in the palace now."

Everyone likes to hear nice words, and the Queen Mother is no exception.

She asked happily: "What about Le Yang?"

"Didn't the princess move out of the palace? So the princess is the most beautiful woman outside the palace."

Listen, this speaking skill not only coaxes the wife, but also the mother-in-law, taking both sides into consideration without being embarrassed in the middle.

The emperor was very sad when he heard it. It turned out that I lost in the sweet talk.

Who made me unable to learn this skill of telling lies with open eyes.

"Royal brother, what are you doing standing here? "Princess Leyang, who ran over from outside the palace like a flash of lightning, asked in surprise, "You also want to have a meal with your mother?"

The Queen Mother inside heard her daughter's voice, she half complained and half happy, "This child has finally become more sensible after getting engaged, and knows to go to the palace often to accompany her mother."

Jiang He said without blinking: "Then

Back to their hometown, they can give their parents, wives and children a better life...

Two or three months have passed since the palace examination, and merchants who set out from the capital have spread the latest news from the capital to distant places.

Qian was extremely proud as she listened to her son's deeds along the way, and at the same time she was extremely dissatisfied with her husband.

"It's all you, why are you climbing a tree when you have nothing to do? Yulang is so lonely taking exams in the capital alone, and we are not even with him."

Jiang's father didn't dare to say anything. Didn't he think that the flowers on the tree were beautiful and he wanted to pick them for her to see? How could he know that they would fall down?

"Our Yulang actually won six yuan in a row. Is this going to be written in the history books?" Qian's handsome face was filled with pride, "I was the one who gave birth to such a genius! All the ancestors of your Jiang family have to thank me. , Without a good wife like me, how could you have such an outstanding child? Not only is he smart, but he also looks like an immortal... No, even the royal princess is interested in him and wants to recruit him as his consort. "

Jiang Li's father couldn't help but mutter, "Didn't you listen to the people in the caravan? Yulang used the recipe for making colored glaze as a betrothal gift. This colored glaze is so valuable that ten princesses can afford it."

Qian's anger suddenly disappeared and she slapped her husband on the head.

She said with a look of disbelief: "You can't bear to part with it? Are you a fool? Can ordinary people keep that glass prescription? If Yulang doesn't give it to the royal family, our whole family will definitely die in unknown ways. !”

If you have money, you must have life to spend it!

Jiang's father was helpless. He was really not that stupid, he was just talking, but Madam was getting really rough. She must have learned it from those Persian women.

After scolding her husband, Qian thought about the task her son had given her.

"I heard from business people that a merchant from Daqi brought a kind of grain." Qian hesitated, "It is said that the yield of grain that is not available in Daqi is extremely high."

"You want to..." Father Jiang stood up.

"Yulang is destined to pursue an official career. If he finds a new grain, everyone in the world will benefit from him. Even the princess will have to respect him in the future..." Qian said in a low voice.

She was happy when Yulang became the consort, but she couldn't help but worry. The princess was a golden girl, and if she married a peasant from a poor family, Yulang would not have any confidence in the future. Wouldn't he be oppressed by the princess for the rest of his life?

This life does not mean just having good food and clothing. If you don't have your heart and mind, your life will be very difficult.

Jiang's father lowered his voice, "Don't you have Liuli Prescription?" Isn't this a big enough contribution?

Mrs. Qian patted her husband on the head again and said, "Idiot! This is different. Food is eaten into the mouths of thousands of households. This kind of cannibalism is soft-spoken. If two small families quarrel in the future, the people will not look at the princess." The golden branches and jade leaves make our Yulang swallow her anger. "She is the one who dotes on her family. No matter how noble the princess is, she will return to her hometown. , they can give their parents, wives and children a better life...

Two or three months had passed since the imperial examination, and businessmen from the capital carried fresh news from the capital to distant places.

Qian was extremely proud as she listened to her son's deeds along the way, and at the same time she was extremely dissatisfied with her husband.

"It's all you, why are you climbing trees when you have nothing to do? Yulang is so lonely taking exams in the capital alone, and we are not even with him."

Jiang's father didn't dare to say anything. Didn't he think that the flowers on the tree were beautiful and he wanted to pick them for her to see? How could he know that they would fall down?

"Our Yulang actually won six yuan in a row. Is this going to be written in the history books?" Qian's handsome face was filled with pride, "I was the one who gave birth to such a genius! All the ancestors of your Jiang family have to thank me. , Without a good wife like me, how could you have such an outstanding child? Not only is he smart, but he also looks like an immortal... No, even the royal princess is interested in him and wants to recruit him as his consort. "

Jiang Li's father couldn't help but mutter, "Didn't you listen to the people in the caravan? Yulang used the recipe for making colored glaze as a betrothal gift. This colored glaze is so valuable that ten princesses can afford it."

Qian's anger suddenly disappeared and she slapped her husband on the head.

She said with a look of disbelief: "You can't bear to part with it? Are you a fool? Can ordinary people keep that glass prescription? If Yulang doesn't give it to the royal family, our whole family will definitely die in unknown ways. !”

If you have money, you must have life to spend it!

Jiang's father was helpless. He was really not that stupid, he was just talking, but Madam was getting really rough. She must have learned from those Persian women.

After scolding her husband, Qian thought about the task her son had given her.

"I heard from business people that a merchant from Daqi brought a kind of grain." Qian hesitated, "It is said that the yield of grain that is not available in Daqi is extremely high."

"You want to..." Father Jiang stood up.

"Yulang is destined to pursue an official career. If he finds a new grain, everyone in the world will benefit from him. Even the princess will have to respect him in the future..." Qian said softly.

She was happy when Yulang became the consort, but she couldn't help but worry. The princess was a golden girl, and if she married a peasant from a poor family, Yulang would not have any confidence in the future. Wouldn't he be oppressed by the princess for the rest of his life?

This life does not mean just having good food and clothing. If you don't have your heart and mind, your life will be very difficult.

Jiang's father lowered his voice, "Don't you have Liuli Prescription?" Isn't this a big enough contribution?

Mrs. Qian patted her husband on the head again and said, "Idiot! This is different. Food is eaten into the mouths of thousands of households. This kind of cannibalism is soft-spoken. If two small families quarrel in the future, the people will not look at the princess." Jin Zhi Jade Leaves makes us Yu Lang swallow his anger. "She is the one who dotes on Yu Lang, no matter how noble the princess is.

After Jiang Bai learned about the exchange between the two, he sent his confidants to protect him and saved his life several times. The grace of saving lives should be repaid with a title.

The court officials ate too much melon today. They really wanted to eat melon seeds and watch the show.

The title is given as soon as it is given. How can you let those brothers who fight for the title, you shoot an arrow for me and I shoot a knife for you, feel?

Jiang Bai was of course not happy to accept it. The two of them treated the title as a piece of red-hot iron, which was very hot. You pushed and I refused.

The emperor finally decided that Jiang He would inherit the title, and Jiang Bai would be awarded the title of Yiyong General because of his good character and high military achievements.

The court officials murmured in their hearts. Sure enough, they still valued their brother-in-law more, but they pitied Jiang Bai's relationship as a companion since childhood.

Those old foxes looked at these naive children with a smile. If there were people who worried that Jiang Bai's military achievements were too high and there was no title in the future, now there is no such worry.

A Yiyong General has a wide road to go up in the future.

These short-sighted people only thought that Jiang Bai would fall, but they didn't expect that he took a wider road.

Today, the emperor said that he was "a man of good character". He gave up all the titles he had obtained. How many people would be willing to serve him in the future?

He could not even give up the title, so he certainly would not be greedy for his subordinates' military merits. Moreover, this battle also proved his ability to lead troops. Who would not want to follow him in the future?

**

After all the things were settled, Jiang Bai and Jiang He both asked for leave from the emperor to pick up Jiang's father and Qian's couple.

Princess Leyang also wanted to meet her parents-in-law, but was ruthlessly suppressed by the queen mother in front of the embroidery frame.

"You are about to get married. You must know how to sew this wedding dress and quilt, right? I don't ask you to embroider a mandarin duck, but you must know how to sew it, right?"

Princess Leyang was as if she was facing a great enemy. This needle and thread is much more terrible than a sword.

When she saw what her daughter had sewed, the queen mother turned her head away in dismay.

"You also need to learn how to make men's underwear. Who do you want to help make Yulang's underwear? Don't you feel upset if you let other women do it?"

Princess Leyang's face immediately became serious. Underwear is such a private thing, of course, it can't be touched by other women.

She will be jealous too.

**

The journey was too boring, Jiang He and Jiang Bai played chess to pass the time, and chatted to cultivate brotherly feelings.

"I must cook it a few more times when I go back." Jiang He's eyes glanced at Jiang Bai's shoulders, "You will get hurt again, which means you are not strong enough."

Jiang Bai shuddered when he thought of the taste of being boiled, and asked: "Le Yang also likes to wield swords and guns, why don't you boil her?"

Jiang He said shyly: "Abai, you are so annoying! You instigated me to look at her body before we got married... How embarrassing, but since we are an engaged couple, it's actually okay to look at it."

Oh my god!

This shameless answer made Jiang Bai's body tremble. Who instigated you? You are greedy yourself.

Don't be shameless with civil officials, especially the Six Greatest Men in the World. Jiang Bai decisively changed the subject.

"What kind of people are your parents?" He was talking about Jiang's father and Qian's couple.

"The best parents in the world!" Jiang He said affirmatively, "They are easy to please. Mom likes to hear good words. For example, if she buys new clothes and headgear, you should praise her for her good taste, and the words of praise should not be less than three hundred!"

Jiang Bai: ⊙n⊙ It's a bit difficult. What's so good about clothes? What's so good about headgear?

"If there are guests, you must accompany them in person, because this is a good opportunity for her to show off. You must act extremely filial and well-behaved, as if you are the best son in the world, unique in heaven and earth, and touching the whole Da Qi, to fully satisfy her vanity. Oh, this is my favorite time, because every time she gives me extra pocket money."

Jiang Bai: ―__― Can I skip this step if I give her pocket money?

"Dad is the same as mom, but he prefers to be more reserved, so you have to praise him in a literary way."

Jiang Bai looked painful: "How can we praise him in a literary way?"

Jiang He gave an example, "If you say, Dad, you are the best father in the world, I am deeply proud of you, I must have saved millions of people in my previous life to be your son--"

Jiang Bai got goosebumps because of the corny feeling, "This, this is called literary?" Do they have different understandings of the word literary?

Jiang He had a blank expression, "I mean, 濡悛灉鍐卭gui扉绀红敊璇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆After learning about the exchange, Jiang Bai sent his confidant to protect him. He had saved his life several times, and the grace of saving his life should be repaid with a title.

The melons eaten by the court officials today were too big, and they really wanted to eat melon seeds while watching the show.

The title is given as soon as you say it, how can you let those brothers who give me an arrow and I give you a knife for the title feel?

Of course, Jiang Bai was not happy to accept it. The two of them treated the title as a piece of red-hot iron, which was very hot, and you pushed and I refused.

The emperor finally decided that Jiang He would inherit the title, and Jiang Bai would be named General Yiyong because of his good character and high military exploits.

The court officials murmured in their hearts that they really valued their brother-in-law more, but it was a pity that Jiang Bai had been a companion since childhood. .

Those old foxes looked at these innocent children with a half-smile. If there were still people who worried that Jiang Bai’s military achievements were too high and he would not be able to be promoted in the future, now there is no such worry.

A righteous general has a wide road to move up in the future.

These short-sighted people only want Jiang Bai to fall, but they don’t think that he has taken a wider road.

Today, the emperor said that he has "good character". He will give up all the titles he has obtained. How many people will be willing to serve under him in the future.

He can even give up the title, so he will definitely not be greedy for his subordinates’ military achievements. Moreover, this battle has also proved his ability to lead troops. Who doesn’t want to follow him in the future?

**

After everything was settled, Jiang Bai and Jiang He both asked for leave from the emperor to pick up Jiang's father and Qian's couple.

Princess Leyang also wanted to meet her parents-in-law, but was ruthlessly suppressed by the queen mother in front of the embroidery frame.

"You are getting married soon, you must know how to sew the wedding dress and quilt, right? I don't ask you to embroider a mandarin duck, but you must know how to sew it, right?"

Princess Leyang was as if she was facing a great enemy, this needle and thread is much more terrible than a sword.

When she saw what her daughter had sewed, the queen mother turned her head away in dismay.

"And men's underwear, you also have to learn, who do you want to help make Yulang's underwear? Let other women do it, don't you feel upset?"

Princess Leyang's face immediately became serious, underwear is such a private thing, of course, can't let other women touch it.

She will also be jealous.

**

The journey was too boring, Jiang He and Jiang Bai played chess to pass the time, and chatted to cultivate brotherly feelings.

"I will definitely cook her a few more times when I get back." Jiang He's eyes glanced at Jiang Bai's shoulders, "You will still get hurt, which means you are not strong enough."

Jiang Bai remembered the feeling of being boiled, and couldn't help shuddering, and asked: "Le Yang also likes to wield swords and guns, why don't you boil her?"

Jiang He said shyly: "Abai, you are so annoying! You are instigating me to look at her body before we get married... This is so embarrassing, but since we are an engaged couple, it's actually okay to look at it."

Oh my god!

This shameless answer made Jiang Bai's body tremble. Who instigated you? You are greedy.

Don't be shameless with civil officials, especially the Six Yuans of the Past. Jiang Bai decisively changed the subject.

"What kind of people are my parents?" He was talking about the couple Jiang's father and Qian.

"The best parents in the world!" Jiang He said affirmatively, "They are easy to please. Mom likes to hear nice words. For example, if she buys new clothes and headgear, you should praise her for her good taste, and the words of praise should not be less than three hundred!"

Jiang Bai: ⊙n⊙It's a bit difficult. What's so good about the clothes? What's so good about the headgear?

"If there are guests, you must accompany them in person, because this is a good opportunity for her to show off. You must act extremely filial and well-behaved, as if you are the best son in the world, the only one in the world, and the one who touches the whole Daqi, to fully satisfy her vanity. Oh, this is my favorite time, because every time she gives me extra pocket money."

Jiang Bai: ―__―If I give her pocket money, can I skip this step?

"Dad is the same as mom, but he prefers to be more reserved, so you have to praise him in a literary way."

Jiang Bai looked painful: "How can we praise him in a literary way?"

Jiang He gave an example, "If you say, Dad, you are the best father in the world, I am deeply proud of you, I must have saved millions of people in my previous life to be your son--"

Jiang Bai was so embarrassed that he got goosebumps, "This, this is called literary?" Do they have different understandings of the word literary?

Jiang He was expressionless, "I mean