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One day, Jiang He found that Feng Ling had transferred a sum of money to him.

He asked in surprise, "What is this?"

"Pocket money." Feng Ling smiled at her husband, "Don't just drink nutritional supplements at noon."

Jiang He was touched and embarrassed, and explained, "I am trying to save time." He was too busy, and eating took too much time. Only drinking nutritional supplements was the most time-saving.

Feng Ling could only agree helplessly, "Dear, you are really a model worker in the universe, I am proud of you."

The husband was a little silly. The two meals they could eat together in a day were breakfast and dinner. She liked delicious food. Jiang He cooked these two meals to perfection, with first-class ingredients and first-class cooking skills. Every time she ate a delicious dish, she felt that she would love him more.

It's a pity that he couldn't save money. Every time the holographic phone of the institute called to report new progress, it was time to urge for funds.

As a result, this fool who loved food as much as she did was so poor that he could only drink nutritional supplements at noon.

Who would believe this if he told others? This is a human hero, the boss of a research institute and an interstellar entertainment company.

At noon that day, the illusionists played a new song for the Zerg, and the old scientist observed the changes in the Zerg through the energy tester.

After a tiring morning, everyone left the institute and discussed finding a small restaurant to eat something good.

Jiang He followed with a proud look on his face.

"Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight?" Xiang Jinyi looked at him in surprise. Jiang He had only taken nutritional supplements some time ago, and he vowed that it was easy for men to become middle-aged bald and greasy fat men with big bellies after marriage. In order to be handsome for a lifetime, he decided to diet and maintain his beauty.

"That's what I think." Jiang He looked helpless, and his tone was very proud, "But Feng Ling disagreed. She thought I was the most handsome and there was no need to lose weight. She gave me pocket money and said I must eat well."

The other illusionists looked at him blankly.

Xiang Jinyi's mouth twitched. Why did he ask so much? This bastard finds every opportunity to brag to the singles about the benefits of marriage, how happy it is to have a wife, how good Feng Ling is to him... He brags about his happiness to the singles in every possible way.

After having a good meal and a good drink, they go home.

Xiang Jinyi and Jiang He board the aircraft and return to the First Military Academy together.

"Why don't you consider cooperating with other research institutes?" Xiang Jinyi sincerely suggests, "This way your financial pressure won't be so heavy."

He is a careful person, and the facts after unraveling the mystery make him speechless. Jiang He is admirable in many aspects, but only his financial conditions make people sympathize.

"I want to, too." Jiang He confessed to him helplessly, "But basically all the projects in my research institute are aimed at Zerg, and the money comes slowly. Private research institutes only want to get back the investment in the shortest time . Official research,桡悂灉鍍卭gui扉牀红敊燇燛僃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公铆One day, Jiang He found that Feng Ling had transferred a sum of money to him.

He asked in surprise: "What is this?"

"Pocket money." Feng Ling smiled at her husband, "Don't just drink nutritional supplements at noon."

Jiang He was touched and embarrassed, and explained: "I am trying to save time." He was too busy, and eating took too much time. Only drinking nutritional supplements was the most time-saving.

Feng Ling could only agree helplessly, "Dear, you are really a model worker in the universe, I am proud of you. "

The husband is a little silly. The two meals they can eat together in a day are breakfast and dinner. She likes delicious food. Jiang He cooked these two meals to perfection. The first-class ingredients are matched with first-class cooking skills. Every time she eats a delicious dish, she feels that she will love him more.

It's a pity that he can't save money. Every time the holographic phone of the institute calls to report new progress, it is time to ask for funds.

As a result, this fool who loves food as much as she does is so poor that he can only drink nutritional supplements at noon.

Who would believe this if it was told out? This is a human hero, a big boss who owns a research institute and an interstellar entertainment company.

At noon that day, the illusionists played a new song for the Zerg, and the old scientist observed the changes in the Zerg through the energy tester.

After a tiring morning, everyone left the institute and discussed finding a small restaurant to eat something good.

Jiang He followed with a proud look on his face.

"Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight? "Xiang Jinyi looked at him in surprise. Jiang He had only taken nutritional supplements some time ago, and he vowed that it was easy for a man to become a middle-aged bald, fat, and greasy man with a big belly after marriage. In order to stay handsome for the rest of his life, he decided to diet to maintain his beauty.

"That's what I thought." Jiang He looked helpless, but his tone was very proud. "But Feng Ling disagreed. She thought I was the most handsome and there was no need to lose weight. She gave me pocket money and said I must eat well."

The other illusionists looked at him blankly.

Xiang Jinyi's mouth twitched. Why did he ask so much? This bastard found an opportunity to show off to the single dogs the benefits of marriage, how happy it was to have a wife, how good Feng Ling was to him... He showed off his happiness to the single dogs in all directions without dead ends.

After eating and drinking, they went home.

Xiang Jinyi and Jiang He got on the aircraft and returned to the First Military Academy together.

"Why don't you consider cooperating with other research institutes?" Xiang Jinyi suggested sincerely, "Then your financial pressure will not be so heavy. "

He is a careful person, and the facts after unraveling the mystery left him speechless. Jiang He is admirable in many aspects, but his financial conditions are the only thing that makes people sympathize.

"I want to, too." Jiang He confessed to him helplessly, "But basically all the projects in my research institute are aimed at Zerg, and the money comes slowly. Private research institutes only want to get their money back in the shortest possible time, and official research institutes are not good at this.

After dinner, Mrs. Feng stared at her daughter's belly, her face full of sorrow, "You haven't gotten pregnant yet?"

When will she become a grandmother?

Feng Ling looked helpless, "Mom, we are not even thirty yet, why are we in such a hurry to have a child?"

"Humph, I gave birth to you when I was 27." Mrs. Feng proudly touched her face, which looked younger and more tender than her daughter's, "It's better to have a child early, and now when we go out, everyone will say that I am the younger sister..."

"Yes, yes!" Feng Ling agreed unhappily, "That's why you are targeted by pedophiles."

Mrs. Feng looked at her breasts, then at her daughter's E-cup, and was completely shocked.

She is pure and has no breasts!

After hitting her mother, the coquettish bitch proudly took her husband's arm and left the Jiang family's ancestral home.

The Zerg music created by Jiang He and his colleagues was only on the Star Network for one day, and the download volume broke the Star Network record.

After they listened to it, everyone was surprised that Zerg music was not just the kind of ghost crying and wolf howling.

"Have you heard the lullaby? I actually cured insomnia!"

"I have passed by people with insomnia and have cancelled the hospital's application for hair growth hormone."

"No more insomnia, I will give you a head of beautiful hair, you deserve the Zerg lullaby."

…………

The illusionists from all over the galaxy were overjoyed and played music to the Zerg.

"Music has an effect, but why do we have to create these... music that makes the Zerg happy? Music that makes the Zerg feel happy and want to dance?"

"And what the hell is this? There is music that makes the Zerg want to reproduce. Do you think the Zerg don't have enough?" You know, the Zerg population is hundreds and thousands of times more than that of humans.

"Are you stupid? Low-IQ Zerg follow instincts. If the desire to reproduce exceeds the appetite on the battlefield, isn't this a victory without a fight?"

While everyone was questioning, Jiang He's research institute released new research results again.

A newly discovered ray, an instrument that can measure the black violent energy of the Zerg.

The old scientist, who was still unkempt, introduced his results to the major media: an ugly two-headed spider was sleeping peacefully, and the energy machine showed that it had almost no black energy.

"I will call it violent energy for short."

The old scientist asked someone to put a pig into the insect house, but saw that the two-headed spider had no interest in looking at it, closed its eyes and continued to sleep.

The Star Network audience watching the live broadcast exclaimed, who would have thought that the Zerg driven by appetite instinct did not eat the pig.

"We boldly came to a conclusion that violent energy is a kind of chaotic energy, which drives the Zerg to obey their instincts. Everyone has also seen that the Zerg without this energy has a suppressed appetite...,濡傛灉獍呭gui After dinner, Mrs. Feng stared at her daughter's belly with a sad face, "Not pregnant yet? ”

When will she become a grandmother?

Feng Ling looked helpless, "Mom, we are not yet thirty, why are you in such a hurry to have a child?"

"Humph, I gave birth to you when I was twenty-seven." Madam Feng proudly touched her face, which looked younger and more tender than her daughter's. "It is better to have a child early and recover well. Now when we go out, everyone will say that I am the younger sister..."

"Yes, yes!" Feng Ling agreed unhappily, "So you are targeted by pedophiles and pedophiles."

Madam Feng looked at her breasts, then at her daughter's E cup, and was completely shocked.

She is pure and has no breasts!

After the slut hit her mother, she proudly took her husband's arm and left the Jiang family's ancestral home.

The Zerg music created by Jiang He and his colleagues was only on the Star Network for one day, and the download volume broke the Star Network record.

After they listened to it, everyone was surprised that Zerg music was not just the kind of ghost crying and wolf howling.

"Did you hear the lullaby? I actually cured my insomnia! ”

“I have passed by someone who suffers from insomnia. I have cancelled the hair growth hormone application from the hospital.”

“No more insomnia. I will give you a head of beautiful hair. You deserve this Zerg lullaby.”

…………

The illusionists from all over the galaxy were overjoyed and played music for the Zerg.

“Music does have an effect, but why do we need to create music that makes the Zerg happy? Music that makes the Zerg feel happy and want to dance?”

“And what the hell is this? There is music that makes the Zerg want to reproduce. Do you think the Zerg don’t reproduce enough?” You know, the Zerg population is hundreds and thousands of times more than that of humans.

“Are you stupid? The low-IQ Zerg follow their instincts. If the desire to reproduce exceeds the appetite on the battlefield, isn’t this a victory without a fight? "

While everyone was questioning, Jiang He's research institute released new research results again.

A newly discovered ray, an instrument that can measure the black violent energy of the Zerg.

The old scientist, who was still unkempt, introduced his results to major media: an ugly two-headed spider was sleeping peacefully, and the energy machine showed that it had almost no black energy.

"I will call it violent energy for short."

The old scientist asked someone to put a pig into the insect house, but saw that the two-headed spider had no interest in looking at it, closed its eyes and continued to sleep.

The Star Network audience watching the live broadcast exclaimed, who would have thought that the Zerg driven by appetite instinct did not eat the pig.

"We boldly draw a conclusion that violent energy is a chaotic energy that drives the Zerg to obey their instincts. As you can see, the appetite of the Zerg without this energy is suppressed...

Of course Fengling knew that her husband was the spiritual support of many people, but even if she died on the battlefield, she still hoped that he could live well.

Jiang He said with a smile: "An ancient poem says that we live in the same quilt and die in the same coffin. I think this is the most romantic thing."

Fengling's eyes were a little hot, and she lowered her head to hide the emotion in her eyes.

But she prefers to hold his hand, grow old with him, and become a gray-haired old man and lady together.

A few days later, even more disturbing news appeared in the Star Network news.

The Zerg are fighting on multiple fronts this time, with tenth-level insect commanders appearing on almost every battlefield.

The Yanhuang Galaxy immediately dispatched troops, and dozens of warships landed on a planet.

A few days ago, this planet called "Green Paradise" was a green planet with nearly 80% of the land used for growing vegetables and fruits. Now it is full of potholes, and more than half of the plants on the surface have been eaten up by the Zerg.

Jiang He and Fengling had been here before on their honeymoon. The vineyard that Fengling liked had turned into a piece of scorched earth, and the remains of the Zerg could be vaguely seen in the soil.

The soldiers walked off the warship, many of them children in their third or fourth year, with the vigor and uneasiness on their faces that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. One can imagine the tension of the war situation. These students who have not yet graduated from the military academy have to go to the battlefield.

"There are still 40% of humans who have no time to escape and become the rations of the Zerg." The logistics soldier who received them had a heavy look on his face. "Humans and the Zerg are eternal enemies. Either you die or I die! I hope that Green Paradise can become the barrier to stop the Zerg." Heaven, don’t have another planet to suffer.”

The invasion of the Zerg this time was too sudden. Green Paradise was not the front line. Humanity was unable to stop it before a hole was broken through. Tens of thousands of Zerg came through this hole, piercing the human heart like a dagger.

"These Zerg can only be counted as a drop in the bucket. On the Aurora Star and the Rainbow Star three hundred light years away, the battle is even more intense. The people guarding there are veterans, and the casualties there are even more severe."

All remaining living residents of Green Haven have left, and now only warriors and recruits fight against the Zerg.

After the tenth-level insect commander appeared on the multi-front battlefield, countless tiny broadcasters broadcast the tragic battle.

This time, the interstellar government no longer covered up the cruel war and bloody scenes. This time the war made mankind panic all day long, fearing that mankind was about to reach a moment of life and death.

Galaxies have fallen before, but none of them are as good as this one. If the Green Paradise falls, the Sagittarius Galaxy next door will be the Lyran Galaxy where 80% of the human beings in the interstellar live. Humanity never thought that the Zerg would one day invade the Lyra galaxy, and the star network was full of posts about "the end of the universe."

Before the government could control the comments, some people scolded those who spread doomsday theories.

"The Zerg appear in large numbers. Of course, Fengling knew that her husband was the spiritual support of many people, but even if she died on the battlefield, She still hopes that he can live well.

Jiang He said with a smile: "An ancient poem says that we live in the same quilt and die in the same coffin. I think this is the most romantic thing."

Fengling's eyes were a little hot, and she lowered her head to hide the emotion in her eyes.

But she prefers to hold his hand, grow old with him, and become a gray-haired old man and lady together.

A few days later, even more disturbing news appeared in the Star Network news.

The Zerg are fighting on multiple fronts this time, with tenth-level insect commanders appearing on almost every battlefield.

The Yanhuang Galaxy immediately dispatched troops, and dozens of warships landed on a planet.

A few days ago, this planet called "Green Paradise" was a green planet with nearly 80% of the land used for growing vegetables and fruits. Now it is full of potholes, and more than half of the plants on the surface have been eaten up by the Zerg.

Jiang He and Fengling had been here before on their honeymoon. The vineyard that Fengling liked had turned into a piece of scorched earth, and the remains of the Zerg could be vaguely seen in the soil.

The soldiers walked off the warship, many of them children in their third or fourth year, with the vigor and uneasiness on their faces that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. The tension of the war situation can be imagined. These students who have not yet graduated from the military academy have to go to the battlefield.

"There are still 40% of humans who have no time to escape and become the rations of the Zerg." The logistics soldier who received them had a heavy look on his face. "Humans and the Zerg are eternal enemies. Either you die or I die! I hope that Green Paradise can become the barrier to stop the Zerg." Heaven, don’t let this be another planet to suffer.”

The invasion of the Zerg this time was too sudden. Green Paradise was not the front line. Humanity was unable to stop it before a hole was broken through. Tens of thousands of Zerg came through this hole, piercing the human heart like a dagger.

"These Zerg can only be counted as a drop in the bucket. In the Aurora Star and Rainbow Star, three hundred light years away, the battle is even more intense. The people guarding there are veterans, and the casualties there are even more severe."

All remaining living residents of Green Haven have left, and now only warriors and recruits fight against the Zerg.

After the tenth-level insect commander appeared on the multi-front battlefield, countless tiny broadcasters broadcast the tragic battle.

This time, the interstellar government no longer covered up the cruel war and bloody scenes. This time the war made mankind panic all day long, fearing that mankind was about to reach a moment of life and death.

Galaxies have fallen before, but none of them are as good as this one. If the Green Paradise falls, the Sagittarius Galaxy next door will be the Lyran Galaxy where 80% of the human beings in the interstellar live. Humanity never thought that the Zerg would one day invade the Lyra galaxy, and the star network was full of posts about "the end of the universe."

Before the government could control the comments, some people scolded those who spread doomsday theories.

“Zergs appear in large numbers

He asked again: "Amplifying mental power means just like a trumpet. Can it amplify mental power?"

"It's just a conjecture. After all, everyone knows that light waves can be transmitted, which can naturally be expanded countless times. If the spiritual power of the Phantom Sound Master can be expanded several times through matter, I wonder if it will also harm the advanced Zerg..."

"What a great idea!" General Keynes patted him on the shoulder with admiration. "This idea is very creative. I think the institute does not lack geniuses, they only lack creativity! No, since you said this, do you mean that you The research institute under his name has produced relevant results?”

Jiang He looked modest, "There were some breakthroughs, but the carrier was not strong enough, so I applied for the trophies."

His research institute is only a private research institute, and many things are given priority by the official and he cannot get them at all.

General Keynes suddenly remembered the artificial wormhole technology of Jianghe Research Institute and the violent energy instrument not long ago.

"I'll make a report right away." Keynes said decisively, "But I suggest you seek official cooperation on this matter."

Jiang He naturally agreed. Now it was a matter of life and death for mankind, and the official research institute probably had no intention of scheming.

A month later, the mental power amplifier had not yet been invented, and the mental power storage device - something similar to a magnetic tape in appearance, was invented first. As expected, war is the stimulant of technology.

"Only ten?" Jiang He raised his eyebrows.

"This thing is expensive. It uses high-grade Zerg energy stones. Let's study the results and see the actual effect..." The implication of General Keynes's words is very obvious. During war, high-grade energy stones are needed everywhere, especially Zerg ones.

There are a lot of interstellar energy minerals, but not only are there no impurities in the Zerg's body, but they also have extremely high energy content. The latest technological separators cannot purify the energy minerals to such an extent. However, both mechas and warships are in urgent need of them. The purer the energy stone, the better.

Jiang He called on those phantom sound masters who were exhausted and needed to move wherever they could to gather together.

He comforted: "Everyone, please be patient a little longer. With this storage device, you can rest more."

After knowing how to use the mental power storage device, everyone was refreshed and no longer felt tired.

You must know that the Phantom Musician is not only tired mentally but also physically and mentally. Looking at the insects covering the mountains and plains covering the sky, the mental pressure is extremely high, and those with trypophobia will almost faint after seeing it.

The mental tape players are also specially made. They are not expensive, and the institute was very generous and made about twenty of them.

Ten tapes were played at the same time, and the soldiers on the battlefield reflexively wanted to cover their ears. Couldn't the phantom musicians play some nice music?

"Isn't the lullaby bad?" someone complained.

My mouth was swollen for two days, and I was almost raped by my girlfriend during the video.

He asked again: "Amplifying mental power means just like a trumpet. Can it amplify mental power?"

"It's just a conjecture. After all, everyone knows that light waves can be transmitted, which can naturally be expanded countless times. If the spiritual power of the Phantom Sound Master can be expanded several times through matter, I wonder if it will also harm the advanced Zerg..."

"What a great idea!" General Keynes patted him on the shoulder with admiration. "This idea is very creative. I think the institute does not lack geniuses, they only lack creativity! No, since you said this, do you mean that you The research institute under his name has produced relevant results?”

Jiang He looked modest, "There were some breakthroughs, but the carrier was not strong enough, so I applied for the trophies."

His research institute is only a private research institute, and many things are given priority by the official and he cannot get them at all.

General Keynes suddenly remembered the artificial wormhole technology of Jianghe Research Institute and the violent energy instrument not long ago.

"I'll make a report right away." Keynes said decisively, "But I suggest you seek official cooperation on this matter."

Jiang He naturally agreed. Now it was a matter of life and death for mankind, and the official research institute probably had no intention of scheming.

One month later, the mental power amplifier had not yet been invented, and the mental power storage device - something similar to a magnetic tape in appearance, was invented first. As expected, war is the stimulant of technology.

"Only ten?" Jiang He raised his eyebrows.

"This thing is expensive. It uses high-grade Zerg energy stones. Let's study the results and see the actual effect..." The implication of General Keynes's words is very obvious. During war, high-grade energy stones are needed everywhere, especially Zerg ones.

There are a lot of interstellar energy minerals, but not only are there no impurities in the Zerg's body, but they also have extremely high energy content. The latest technological separators cannot purify the energy minerals to such an extent. However, both mechas and warships are in urgent need of them. The purer the energy stone, the better.

Jiang He called on the phantom sound masters who were exhausted and needed to move wherever they could to gather together.

He comforted: "Everyone, please be patient a little longer. With this storage device, you can rest more."

After knowing how to use the mental power storage device, everyone was refreshed and no longer felt tired.

You must know that the Phantom Musician is not only tired mentally but also physically and mentally. Looking at the insects covering the mountains and plains covering the sky, the mental pressure is extremely high, and those with trypophobia will almost faint after looking at it.

The mental power tape players are also specially made. They are not expensive, and the institute was very generous and made about twenty of them.

Ten tapes were played at the same time, and the soldiers on the battlefield reflexively wanted to cover their ears. Couldn't the phantom musicians play some nice music?

"Isn't the lullaby bad?" someone complained.

My mouth was swollen for two days and I almost got raped by my girlfriend during the video

The system responded and said, "By the way, Long Hao has also appeared."

"Where?" Jiang He was surprised. There was a piano player among the volunteer phantom musicians, but it wasn't Long Hao.

"He went for plastic surgery. Did you see that couple? The short one is Long Hao."

Jiang He turned his head and looked over, then opened his mouth as if he could stuff an egg into it.

After a while, he said with a horrified look on his face: "Then... the taller one must be a man!"

Didn't Long Hao prove to the whole universe how straight he is by opening a harem?

"Long Hao had a nightmare, dreaming about some fragments of his previous life. It is said that when he woke up, he was shaking with fear. He kept thinking that it was too terrible to raise five hundred children. He couldn't afford it! He couldn't afford it!" the system said with a smile. Answer, "Then he wanted to avoid women, as if he was afraid of becoming a father... In addition, because he was removed from the source of trouble by the bespectacled girl on Star Network, the previous things could no longer be used. As a result, he naturally discovered that men are his true love. "

Over there, a tall and muscular mecha warrior, fully two meters tall, kissed his lover, who was a head shorter than him, with love on his face.

Jiang He: "..."

He couldn't help but tremble. Long Hao's face must have been plastic surgery by Universe Star, giving him a girly look.

It's probably like this, that's why he turned into a sissy!

However, Jiang He was still confused, "I would like to ask if Long Hao's kidney plug-in is still there?" Wouldn't it be a waste of his kidney plug-in to become a little Shou Shou?

The system calmly replied, "The kidney cheat has turned into a chrysanthemum that never fades, and a cheat that is dedicated to the sun."

Jiang He: "..."

After a long while, he found his voice: "Okay, I wish them a lifetime of sex and happiness."

**

Fengling asked hesitantly: "Is it really useful?"

Jiang He played the tape in a loop, looked at the black, huge pig with bat-like wings on the glass protective roof, and said with a deep expression: "It depends on the situation, I think it is feasible."

Feng Ling looked at the thousand-pound flying pig inside the glass wall. On the battlefield, she could fight to the death with the Zerg. On the battlefield, she was drooling over a Zerg. This life was really unexpected.

No, it must be because this Zerg looks so delicious. How can any Zerg look so like a pig? !

"Actually, the meat of black pig is the best." Jiang He was also a little greedy. He took nutritional supplements every day on the battlefield, and his mouth became like a bird.

"I heard that the Zerg in Green Paradise have been wiped out. The army deliberately opened a hole. The next batch of Zerg will arrive in three days." Feng Ling looked forward to it. "It would be better if there are still Zerg like flying pigs."

Don't blame her for wanting to eat on the battlefield. The war lasted for half a year, and the situation became more and more human-like.

The system responded and said: "By the way, Long Hao has also appeared."

"Where?" Jiang He was surprised. There was a piano player among the volunteer phantom musicians, but it wasn't Long Hao.

"He went for plastic surgery. Did you see that couple? The short one is Long Hao."

Jiang He turned his head and looked over, then opened his mouth as if he could stuff an egg into it.

After a while, he said with a horrified look on his face: "Then... the taller one must be a man!"

Didn't Long Hao prove to the whole universe how straight he is by opening a harem?

"Long Hao had a nightmare, dreaming about some fragments of his previous life. It is said that when he woke up, he was shaking with fear. He kept thinking that it was too terrible to raise five hundred children. He couldn't afford it! He couldn't afford it!" the system said with a smile. Answer, "Then he wanted to avoid women, as if he was afraid of becoming a father... In addition, because he was removed from the source of trouble by the bespectacled girl on Star Network, the previous things could no longer be used, and naturally he found that men are his true love. "

Over there, a tall and muscular mecha warrior, fully two meters tall, kissed his lover who was a head shorter than him with a look of love on his face.

Jiang He: "..."

He couldn't help but tremble. Long Hao's face must have been plastic surgery by Universe Star, giving him a girly look.

It's probably like this, that's why he turned into a sissy!

However, Jiang He was still confused, "I would like to ask if Long Hao's kidney plug-in is still there?" Wouldn't it be a waste of his kidney plug-in to become a little Shou Shou?

The system calmly replied, "The kidney cheat has turned into a chrysanthemum that never fades, and a cheat that is dedicated to the sun."

Jiang He: "..."

After a long while, he found his voice: "Okay, I wish them a lifetime of sex and happiness."

**

Fengling asked hesitantly: "Is it really useful?"

Jiang He played the tape in a loop, looked at the black, huge pig with bat-like wings on the glass protective roof, and said with a deep expression: "It depends on the situation, I think it is feasible."

Feng Ling looked at the thousand-pound flying pig inside the glass wall. On the battlefield, she could fight to the death with the Zerg. On the battlefield, she was drooling over a Zerg. This life was really unexpected.

No, it must be because this Zerg looks so delicious. How can any Zerg look so like a pig? !

"Actually, the meat of black pig is the best." Jiang He was also a little greedy. He took nutritional supplements every day on the battlefield, and his mouth became like a bird.

"I heard that the Zerg in Green Paradise have been wiped out. The army deliberately opened a hole. The next batch of Zerg will arrive in three days." Feng Ling looked forward to it. "It would be better if there are still Zerg like flying pigs."

Don't blame her for wanting to eat on the battlefield. The war lasted for half a year, and the situation became more and more human-like.

This is not the fault of the chef. Green Paradise was originally a fruit and vegetable production area and did not produce much meat. All the poultry died during the war, so the chef could not make ends meet. "

Lin Tiancai looked surprised and pressed his baby face against the glass wall.

Inside the glass wall, the huge pig could be seen spinning in circles with its eyes closed, its wings moving up and down, and the wind and waves brought up made the pig unable to fly. Its hooves rested on the ground as if it were dancing. , and dancing ballet...

"Mr. God, what kind of music are you playing?" the audience on StarNet asked curiously, "I want to know what kind of music can make the Zerg dance."

"Dear, did you grow up in the Stone Age? Here is a link to the Zerg music created by the phantom musicians of the First Military Academy."

While the Star Network audience was chatting, there was a snap, and the flying pig finally fell asleep on the ground and snored.

Just as Jiang He was about to open the glass door and go in, he was stopped by Wind Spirit, "I'll do it." He couldn't let his delicate Husband, a phantom musician, face the second-level Zerg.

"My physical fitness is S-level." Jiang He was unconvinced.

"What can I say about my level 4s physical strength?" Fengling pushed Jiang He to the side, "Go ahead, the second-level flying pig is not enough to fill my teeth."

Viewers on Xingwang were delighted to hear this and said, "So this is because the husband is weak?"

"You don't understand the beauty of a wife who is physically stronger than her husband."

"The person upstairs is being banned. I suspect you are driving."

Jiang He pressed his face tightly against the glass wall, "I've been listening to music for ten days. Let's quickly test the violent and chaotic energy."

Fengling took the instrument and tested it, "The energy index of violence and chaos is zero."

Lin Tiancai jumped up happily, "Jiang He, you are so powerful. I thought it was a rumor that music could reduce the violent energy of the Zerg."

"We'll talk about it later. Let's kill the pig for meat first."

"Eat meat? Yes, let's eat meat first."

At this moment, Lin Tiancai was not in a hurry. He still didn't know how the pig tasted. It's not like no one has tried eating Zerg before. Not to mention the violent and chaotic energy in the Zerg that can cause mental confusion, the meat is very smelly and very unpleasant.

Jiang He was looking for a knife, "Do you have a knife? I'll kill the pig! By the way, you have to tie it up first, otherwise the pig will definitely struggle once the knife goes in."

"I'll do it."

Feng Ling signaled Jiang He to get out of the way. Although with his assistance, the Zerg tribe could be wiped out, it was the first time for him to do it directly.

Then, Feng Ling took out the mecha Black Phoenix. The energy knife on the mecha killed countless Zerg. They all died from the life-and-death hatred of the race. This was the first time that they killed Zerg for meat.

Jiang He said worriedly: "You have to keep the pig blood, the pig blood sausage is delicious."

"Leave it to me!" Fengling is confident, and the green paradise is originally a fruit and vegetable production area and does not produce much meat. , all the poultry died during the war, and the chefs had trouble cooking without rice. "

Lin Tiancai looked surprised and pressed his baby face against the glass wall.

Inside the glass wall, the huge pig could be seen spinning in circles with its eyes closed, its wings moving up and down, and the wind and waves brought up made the pig unable to fly. Its hooves rested on the ground as if it were dancing. , and dancing ballet...

"Mr. God, what kind of music are you playing?" the audience on the Star Network asked curiously, "I want to know what kind of music can make the Zerg dance."

"Dear, did you grow up in the Stone Age? Here is a link to the Zerg music created by the phantom musicians of the First Military Academy."

While the Star Network audience was chatting, there was a snap, and the flying pig finally fell asleep on the ground and snored.

Just as Jiang He was about to open the glass door and go in, he was stopped by Wind Spirit, "I'll do it." He couldn't let his delicate Husband, a phantom musician, face the second-level Zerg.

"My physical fitness is S level." Jiang He was unconvinced.

"What can I say about my level 4s physical strength?" Fengling pushed Jiang He to the side, "Go ahead, the second-level flying pig is not enough to fill my teeth."

Viewers on Xingwang were delighted to hear this and said, "So this is because the husband is weak?"

"You don't understand the beauty of a wife who is physically stronger than her husband."

"The person upstairs is being banned. I suspect you are driving."

Jiang He pressed his face tightly against the glass wall, "I've been listening to music for ten days. Let's quickly test the violent and chaotic energy."

Fengling took the instrument and tested it, "The energy index of violence and chaos is zero."

Lin Tiancai jumped up happily, "Jiang He, you are so powerful. I thought it was a rumor that music could reduce the violent energy of the Zerg."

"We'll talk about it later. Let's kill the pig for meat first."

"Eat meat? Yes, let's eat meat first."

At this moment, Lin Tiancai was not in a hurry. He still didn't know how the pig tasted. It's not like no one has tried eating Zerg before. Not to mention the violent and chaotic energy in the Zerg that can cause mental confusion, the meat is very smelly and very unpleasant.

Jiang He was looking for a knife, "Do you have a knife? I'll kill the pig! By the way, you have to tie it up first, otherwise the pig will definitely struggle once the knife goes in."

"I'll do it."

Feng Ling signaled Jiang He to get out of the way. Although with his assistance, the Zerg tribe could be wiped out, it was the first time for him to do it directly.

Then, Feng Ling took out the mecha Black Phoenix. The energy knife on the mecha killed countless Zergs, all of whom died because of the hatred between races. It was the first time to kill Zergs for meat.

Jiang He said worriedly: "The pig blood must be kept. Pig blood sausage is delicious."

"Leave it to me!" Feng Ling confidently

Feng Ling worriedly asked people to take various instruments to test, and repeatedly reminded, "You can eat it later, I will eat it first to see if there is any problem."

"Hasn't it been checked? There is no problem." Jiang He picked up a piece of braised pork with confidence.

"Jiang He, stop! No, shut up!"

General Keynes, who ran over, stretched out his hand.

Jiang He decisively put the piece of meat in his mouth. No one could stop him from eating meat today!

Feng Ling was frightened by General Keynes's shouting. He turned his head and saw that Jiang He had already happily attacked the second piece of meat.

"You, you, you...are you okay? Do you want to go for bowel cleansing? Where is the military doctor?" General Keynes was terrified. He had a premonition that he would be in the interstellar military court. "How do you feel?"

"It tastes especially good?" Jiang He blinked, "It tastes better than the beasts on Douen Star. The meat is unexpectedly tender and delicious."

General Keynes snatched the braised pork in front of him and decisively threw a few pieces of meat into his mouth, "Let me test the poison first!"

Then...

Uh, delicious, especially delicious! The best restaurants in the interstellar can't make such delicious food!

Jiang He silently looked at the general who quickly swept away the meat. He must have come to grab the meat!

He was so stupid that he really believed what he said about testing the poison!

General Keynes couldn't help but praise: "It's so delicious, just like the spider eggs before, this meat must be so delicious because the violent energy has been removed."

"Of course, this is a pig listening to the music of the only 4S-level illusionist in the galaxy, how can it not be delicious?" Lin Tiancai said sourly, is there a general like you, eating up all the fruits of their hard work as soon as you come.

General Keynes was also embarrassed, isn't he afraid of poison.

"Don't worry, several military doctors have just tested it with instruments, and it is guaranteed that there is no poison and no violent energy." Feng Ling said to the general clearly.

General Keynes' face turned red, and he still said shamelessly: "Can I have dinner with you?"

Everyone: "..."

People waiting for the results on the star network drooled at the pig-killing dish.

"All the dishes about pigs I can think of are here, sweet and sour spare ribs, my favorite!"

"It's better than the beasts on Douen Star? I can't imagine what kind of delicacy it is."

"There is an idiom in the Earth era called playing the lute to a cow. I finally know what it means. I didn't expect that people in the Earth era knew how to make meat more delicious."

"The music that makes pigs dance is so magical. It can actually eliminate violent energy."

"It feels that the Zerg will no longer be the source of chaos, but the source of food."

"It is worthy of being the savior of mankind-the great god Jianghe!"

General Keynes finally left with a bulging belly and said: "I have urged the research institute to send tapes over. When the time comes, add more music. This flying pig needs to listen to music. The fire bull, ostrich chicken, and flat-billed duck can also listen. They all look similar to poultry, so the meat must be similar."

In the Earth era, China had eight major cuisines. Ordinary poultry is delicious no matter how it is cooked. The Zerg that eliminates violent energy must be even more delicious.

"So, many Zerg are actually mutated versions of poultry?"

"And they are delicious upgraded versions?"

The Star Network has changed from the previous days of depression, and people are discussing how good it tastes to listen to music and dance to Zerg.

After eating and drinking, Jianghe once again called on the illusionists to record records.

Unlike the unlimited playback of tapes in the Earth era, mental records have a time limit, and they will not work after the mental power is released. Fortunately, the tapes are made of energy stones inside the bodies of Zerg, which are very strong and can be used repeatedly without waste.

The illusionists touched their stomachs and had to start working again after eating. It turns out that there is no free lunch in the world.

The number of illusionists is really too small, so they have to work day and night. Basically, as soon as their mental power is restored, they are taken out by Jianghe to squeeze dry. Even cows are not that miserable!

The phantom musicians encouraged each other privately. Although they were tired, the benefits were obvious. During the milking process, the milk was more abundant...

"My mental power finally broke through yesterday. I am now a double S-level."

"I broke through last week. Not only me, you see the three of them also broke through."

"Although I am tired now, the upgrade is really fast."

"Didn't some researchers say that it is easier to upgrade after the mental power is exhausted and then restored? I used to think that I was exhausted, but in fact I was not exhausted at all. It's like a sponge. There is still some left after squeezing."

"Who would have thought that exhaustion means that there is no mental power left. It is exhausted only when you are on the verge of death?"

"This method that seems like death is really too. , "You eat later, I will eat first to see if there is any problem."

"Hasn't it been checked? There is no problem. "Jiang He picked up a piece of braised pork with confidence.

"Jiang He, stop! No, shut up!"

General Keynes, who was running over, extended his hand.

Jiang He decisively put the piece of meat in his mouth. No one could stop him from eating meat today!

Feng Ling was frightened by General Keynes's shouting. She turned her head and saw Jiang He happily attacking the second piece of meat.

"You, you, you...are you okay? Do you want to go for bowel cleansing? Where is the military doctor?" General Keynes was terrified. He had a premonition that he would be in the interstellar military court. "How do you feel?"

"It tastes especially good?" Jiang He blinked. "It tastes better than the beasts on Douen Star. The meat is unexpectedly tender and delicious."

General Keynes snatched the braised pork in front of him and decisively threw a few pieces of meat into his mouth. "Let me test the poison first!"

Then...

Uh, delicious, especially delicious! The best restaurants in the interstellar can't make such delicious food!

Jiang He silently looked at the general who quickly swept away the meat. He must have come to grab the meat!

He was so stupid that he really believed what he said about testing the poison!

General Keynes couldn't help but praise: "It's so delicious, just like the spider eggs before, this meat must be so delicious because the violent energy has been removed."

"Of course, this is a pig listening to the music of the only 4S-level illusionist in the galaxy, how can it not be delicious?" Lin Tiancai said sourly, is there a general like you, eating up all the fruits of their hard work as soon as you come.

General Keynes was also embarrassed, isn't he afraid of poison.

"Don't worry, several military doctors have just tested it with instruments, and it is guaranteed that there is no poison and no violent energy." Feng Ling said to the general clearly.

General Keynes' face turned red, and he still said shamelessly: "Can I have dinner with you?"

Everyone: "..."

People waiting for the results on the star network drooled at the pig-killing dish.

"All the dishes about pigs I can think of are here, sweet and sour spare ribs, my favorite!"

"It's better than the beasts on Douen Star? I can't imagine what kind of delicacy it is."

"There is an idiom in the Earth era called playing the lute to a cow. I finally know what it means. I didn't expect that people in the Earth era knew how to make meat more delicious."

"The music that makes pigs dance is so magical. It can actually eliminate violent energy."

"It feels that the Zerg will no longer be the source of chaos, but the source of food."

"It is worthy of being the savior of mankind-the great god Jianghe!"

General Keynes finally left with a bulging belly and said: "I have urged the research institute to send tapes over. When the time comes, add more music. This flying pig needs to listen to music. The fire bull, ostrich chicken, and flat-billed duck can also listen. They all look similar to poultry, so the meat must be similar."

In the Earth era, China had eight major cuisines. Ordinary poultry is delicious no matter how it is cooked. The Zerg that eliminates violent energy must be even more delicious.

"So, many Zerg are actually mutated versions of poultry?"

"And they are delicious upgraded versions?"

The Star Network has changed from the previous days of depression, and people are discussing how good it tastes to listen to music and dance to Zerg.

After eating and drinking, Jianghe once again called on the illusionists to record records.

Unlike the unlimited playback of tapes in the Earth era, mental records have a time limit, and they will not work after the mental power is released. Fortunately, the tapes are made of energy stones inside the bodies of Zerg, which are very strong and can be used repeatedly without waste.

The illusionists touched their stomachs and had to start working again after eating. It turns out that there is no free lunch in the world.

The number of illusionists is really too small, so they have to work day and night. Basically, as soon as their mental power is restored, they are taken out by Jianghe to squeeze dry. Even cows are not that miserable!

The phantom musicians encouraged each other privately. Although they were tired, the benefits were obvious. During the milking process, the milk became more abundant...

"My mental power finally broke through yesterday. I am now double S-level."

"I broke through last week. Not only me, you can see that the three of them also broke through."

"Although I am tired now, the upgrade is really fast."

"Didn't researchers say that it is easier to upgrade after the mental power is exhausted and then restored? I always thought I was exhausted, but in fact I was not exhausted at all. It's like a sponge. There is still some left after squeezing it."

"Who would have thought that exhaustion means that there is no mental power left. It is exhausted only when you are on the verge of death?"

"This method that seems like death is too