The boss is dressed as cannon fodder

Jiang He has become a popular idol in the interstellar world. When they finished the military exercise and returned to the First Military Academy, people would stop him on the road and shake hands with him.

When the classmates around him saw this, they couldn't help but sigh. The military exercise has been over for three months, why is it still so popular?

Lin Tiancai came over and said with a smile: "Big star, how many people did you shake hands with today?"

Jiang He looked at him in surprise, "Lin Tiancai, didn't you say you would hold a concert after the military exercise?" How come you still have time to wander around the campus?

Lin Tiancai touched his baby face and glared at him unhappily, "I was just saying that. Now the most important task of all the illusionists in the galaxy is to develop music for fighting against the enemy. It's all your fault. My concert is nowhere in sight."

Jiang He patted his shoulder sympathetically, "I'll give you a suggestion. You can play and sing for the Zerg. The audience will just be different. It doesn't matter..."

Lin Tiancai was so angry that he wanted to curse, "Can the music you sing for the Zerg be the same as the music you sing for people? When you play the suona, the music you play for the Zerg is so bad that people can't listen to it."

Jiang He was a little embarrassed and suggested sincerely, "Maybe you can try music that can both interfere with the Zerg and sound good?"

Lin Tiancai didn't want to pay attention to him and turned around and left.

Watching Lin Tiancai leave, Jiang He looked up at the sun in the sky, slowly held up an umbrella, and walked towards the teaching building of the illusionists.

Long Hao happened to come over. When he saw him, he didn't even want to say hello and turned around and left.

Since the military exercise, seeing Jiang He's fame rising day by day, Long Hao was so angry that he almost hurt himself. He has been committed to promoting beautiful and classic classical music, but the government ordered all the illusionists to learn from Jiang He and study music targeting the Zerg.

No matter how beautiful the music he "creates", it's useless. The whole galaxy only wants Jiang He's terrible noise.

Before the Zerg is eliminated, his music will probably never be mainstream...

But humans and Zerg have been deadlocked for thousands of years. When will the Zerg be eliminated? I'm afraid that the Zerg will never disappear in his lifetime!

Jiang He stared at his back and didn't care. Long Aotian probably suffered a lot of blows recently and didn't like him very much.

It just so happened that he didn't like him very much either.

"Jiang He?"

Hearing someone calling him, Jiang He turned his head and saw a beautiful and delicate girl wearing a complicated lace dress in the Lolita style.

The girl stopped him and smiled sweetly, "Hello, I'm..."

"Signatures are fine, but girlfriends are out of the question, and there's no need to confess!" Jiang He said what he had repeated countless times recently.

The delicate girl was stunned and looked at him stupidly, as if she didn't expect him to act so simply and crudely.

The classmates around him couldn't help but sigh when they saw it. The military exercise has been over for three months, but why is it still so popular?

Lin Tiancai came over and said with a smile: "Big star, how many people did you shake hands with today?"

Jiang He looked at him in surprise, "Lin Tiancai, didn't you say you were going to have a concert after the military exercise?" How come you still have time to wander around the campus?

Lin Tiancai touched his baby face and glared at him unhappily, "I was just saying that. Now the most important task of all the illusionists in the galaxy is to develop music for fighting against the enemy. It's all your fault. My concert is nowhere in sight."

Jiang He patted his shoulder sympathetically, "I'll give you a suggestion. You can play and sing for the Zerg. The audience will just be different. It doesn't matter..."

Lin Tiancai was so angry that he wanted to curse, "Can the music you sing for the Zerg be the same as the music you sing for people? When you play the suona, the music you play for the Zerg is so bad that people can't listen to it."

Jiang He was a little embarrassed and suggested sincerely, "Maybe you can try music that can both interfere with the Zerg and sound good?"

Lin Tiancai didn't want to pay attention to him and turned around and left.

Watching Lin Tiancai leave, Jiang He looked up at the sun in the sky, slowly held up an umbrella, and walked towards the teaching building of the illusionists.

Long Hao happened to come over. When he saw him, he didn't even want to say hello and turned around and left.

Since the military exercise, seeing Jiang He's fame rising day by day, Long Hao was so angry that he almost hurt himself. He has been committed to promoting beautiful and classic classical music, but the government ordered all the illusionists to learn from Jiang He and study music targeting the Zerg.

No matter how beautiful the music he "creates", it's useless. The whole galaxy only wants Jiang He's terrible noise.

Before the Zerg is eliminated, his music will probably never be mainstream...

But humans and Zerg have been deadlocked for thousands of years. When will the Zerg be eliminated? I'm afraid that the Zerg will never disappear in his lifetime!

Jiang He stared at his back and didn't care. Long Aotian probably suffered a lot of blows recently and didn't like him very much.

It just so happened that he didn't like him very much either.

"Jiang He?"

Hearing someone calling him, Jiang He turned his head and saw a beautiful and delicate girl wearing a complicated lace dress in the Lolita style.

The girl stopped him and smiled sweetly, "Hello, I'm..."

"Signatures are fine, but girlfriends are not allowed, and there's no need to confess!" Jiang He said what he had repeated countless times recently.

The delicate girl was stunned and looked at him stupidly, as if she didn't expect him to act so simply and crudely.

Under Mrs. Feng's puzzled gaze, Jiang He suddenly took a few steps back and closed his umbrella.

At this moment, several pigeons flew over with cooing, and shit fell from the sky.

Jiang He quickly opened the umbrella, and with a few snaps, he hit all the targets.

Mrs. Feng: "..."

Mrs. Feng stepped back slightly with her high-heeled feet, "Haha, you are such an...interesting child."

He is indeed an interesting kid and very considerate!

Mrs. Feng looked at Jiang He washing her umbrella under the fountain. Was he afraid that she would be disgusted with pigeon excrement?

In the end, Jiang He went to the Feng family with Mrs. He Feng.

When I saw the ancestral home of the Feng family, I felt particularly close to the river. The antique pavilions, rockeries and flowing water made me feel like I was in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River.

"The Feng family's old house has a history of a thousand years and is the oldest building in Yanhuang Star."

Mrs. Feng specially asked the aircraft to stop at the door of the Jiang family's mansion. The two walked onto the conveyor belt and moved forward at the slowest speed, introducing the Feng family's ancestral home to Jiang He along the way. "Although European-style buildings are more gorgeous, the ancestors of the Feng family still chose the classical Chinese style in order to let future generations not forget their roots."

Jiang He said in solemn respect, "The ancestors of the Feng family have great foresight."

A conveyor belt takes them to a building.

Mrs. Feng opened the door to the living room and said, "My dear, I have brought my future son-in-law home."

General Feng was drinking tea, and all of the tea suddenly spurted out.

Jiang He followed Mrs. Feng and said respectfully, "Hello, uncle."

General Feng immediately jumped up and said with a black face: "Don't call me uncle, I haven't agreed yet!" Brat, the age of marriage for humans in the interstellar era is twenty-five, and his family's Lingling is only twenty years old. I don't know why his wife So anxious.

My daughter is not old until she is fifty!

Jiang He was very sensible and immediately changed his words, "Hello, General Feng."

General Feng disliked all the men in the world who wanted to marry his daughter, so he speculated on him with the greatest malice, "Are you a pedophile? My daughter is still a child!"

Jiang He suddenly sweated, "I'm only twenty!" Although he looked older, he was really young.

General Feng immediately changed his mind, "It's not good to fall in love early."

Mrs. Feng was so angry that she pinched the tender flesh around his waist, "Young Lingling, falling in love doesn't take time, right? We'll get married within a few years of dating. I was only eighteen when you fell in love with me, why didn't you tell me A pedophile yourself?”

General Feng was speechless for a moment, but his heart beeped, am he the same as those brats?

Although in the father-in-law's heart, he may be no different from those brats.

**

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Under Madam Feng's puzzled gaze, Jiang He suddenly took a few steps back and then closed his umbrella.

At this moment, a few pigeons flew over with a cooing sound, and the sky fell.

Jiang He quickly opened the umbrella and made a few clicks, hitting the target.

Mrs. Feng: "..."

Mrs. Feng stepped back slightly with her high-heeled feet, "Haha, you are such an...interesting child."

He is indeed an interesting kid and very considerate!

Mrs. Feng looked at Jiang He washing her umbrella under the fountain. Was he afraid that she would be disgusted with pigeon excrement?

In the end, Jiang He went to the Feng family with Mrs. He Feng.

When I saw the ancestral home of the Feng family, I felt particularly friendly with the river. The antique pavilions, rockeries and flowing water made me feel like I was in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River.

"The Feng family's old house has a history of a thousand years and is the oldest building in Yanhuang Star."

Mrs. Feng specially asked the aircraft to stop at the door of the Jiang family's mansion. The two walked onto the conveyor belt and moved forward at the slowest speed, introducing the Feng family's ancestral home to Jiang He along the way. "Although European-style buildings are more gorgeous, the ancestors of the Feng family still chose the classical Chinese style in order to let future generations not forget their roots."

Jiang He said in solemn respect, "The ancestors of the Feng family have great foresight."

A conveyor belt takes them to a building.

Mrs. Feng opened the door to the living room and said, "My dear, I have brought my future son-in-law home."

General Feng was drinking tea, and all of the tea suddenly spurted out.

Jiang He followed Mrs. Feng and said respectfully, "Hello, uncle."

General Feng immediately jumped up and said with a black face: "Don't call me uncle, I haven't agreed yet!" Brat, the age of marriage for humans in the interstellar era is twenty-five, and his family's Lingling is only twenty years old. I don't know why his wife So anxious.

My daughter is not old until she is fifty!

Jiang He was very sensible and immediately changed his words, "Hello, General Feng."

General Feng disliked all the men in the world who wanted to marry his daughter, so he speculated on him with the greatest malice, "Are you a pedophile? My daughter is still a child!"

Jiang He suddenly sweated, "I'm only twenty!" Although he looked older, he was really young.

General Feng immediately changed his tune, "It's not good to fall in love early."

Mrs. Feng was so angry that she pinched the tender flesh around his waist, "Young Lingling, falling in love doesn't take time, right? We'll get married within a few years of dating. I was only eighteen when you fell in love with me, why didn't you tell me A pedophile yourself?”

General Feng was speechless for a moment, but his heart beeped, am he the same as those brats?

Although in the father-in-law's heart, he may be no different from those brats.

**

,What’s wrong with you? "

Fengling, who was also bruised and swollen, calmly took another medical cabin and lay down directly.

She said dullly: "Dad and I are competing." When will she beat her own father to a pulp? It feels so far away!

General Feng came over again and asked, "Madam, when will we have dinner?" After a fight with his daughter, General Feng became even hungrier and felt that he could swallow a cow.

Mrs. Feng smiled at him very sweetly, "Wait, wait for Lingling to come out." But she was angry in her heart. After beating her daughter and future son-in-law like this, he still wanted to eat?

General Feng was very disappointed and had to settle for the next best thing, "Are there any snacks?"

"My dear, I'm sorry, there are no snacks, juice or nutrient solution. You can drink boiled water."

General Feng, who was at the bottom of the Feng family's food chain, had already drunk several glasses of water. He finally understood what it meant for people in ancient times to drink water to be full.

**

After visiting the Feng family, Jiang He's position as the son-in-law of the Feng family was confirmed.

After school, Jiang He went to find Xiang Jinyi and Hua Zangyin, "Ayin, Jinyi, are you free this weekend? Help me move."

Instantly, all the students of traditional musical instruments rushed over and asked, "Where are you going to move to?"

Jiang He became an idol of interstellar humans, and his attitude towards his classmates around him did not change much after he became rich. Previously, he was worried that he would be like Long Hao and would compete with Xiang Jinyi for leadership, but it didn't happen, so everyone's relationship was still as good as before.

Jiang He smiled, "The government gave me a villa in District 8."

"Wow, Jiang He, you've become rich." Ah Yin jumped over and hooked his neck, "District 8 is basically inhabited by military and political leaders. Even if you have money, you can't live there. It's the place with the strictest security on Yanhuang Star. The government treats you very well."

Xiang Jinyi smiled ambiguously, "I remember the Feng family's ancestral home is also in District 8."

"The one who is close to the water gets the moon first! Come on, Jiang He!" Ah Yin was particularly happy for his good brother, "Maybe you will be the first one among the three of us to get out of singlehood."

The good friend's attitude towards Feng Ling is very special, and anyone with eyes can see it, and Feng Ling is not without feelings for him, which is welcomed by the students of traditional musical instruments.

Jiang He enthusiastically invited his classmates, "You can come together when you are free, and have a housewarming party by the way."

All the classmates asked, "Are the ingredients the exotic beasts of Douen Star?"

"Of course."

"Do you cook it yourself?"

After watching the recording, they were all itching to learn Jiang He's cooking skills.

"Of course."

The classmates cheered, "Jiang He, you are so nice, the most generous in the universe! What's wrong with you?"

Feng Ling, who was also bruised and swollen, calmly took another medical cabin and lay down directly.

She said sullenly: "I was sparring with my father." When will she be able to beat her own father into a dog head? It feels like a long time!

General Feng came over again, "Madam, when are we going to have dinner?" After fighting with his daughter, General Feng was even hungrier and felt that he could swallow a cow.

Madam Feng smiled at him very sweetly, "Wait, wait until Lingling comes out." But she was ruthless in her heart. She beat her daughter and future son-in-law like this, and still wanted to eat?

General Feng was very disappointed and had to settle for the next best thing, "Are there any snacks?"

"Sorry, dear, there are no snacks, juice or nutrient solution. You can drink boiled water."

General Feng, who was at the bottom of the Feng family's food chain, had already drunk several glasses of water. He finally understood what it meant for people in ancient times to drink water to be full.

**

After visiting the Feng family, Jiang He's position as the son-in-law of the Feng family was confirmed.

After school, Jiang He went to find Xiang Jinyi and Hua Zangyin, "A Yin, Jinyi, are you free this weekend? Help me move."

Instantly, all the students of traditional musical instruments came over and asked, "Where are you moving to?"

Jiang He became an idol of interstellar humans, and his attitude towards his classmates did not change much after he became rich. Previously, he was worried that he would be like Long Hao and would compete with Xiang Jinyi for leadership, but it did not happen, so everyone's relationship was still as good as before.

Jiang He smiled, "The government gave me a villa in District 8."

"Wow, Jiang He, you've become rich." Ah Yin jumped over and hooked his neck, "District 8 is basically inhabited by military and political leaders. Even if you have money, you can't live there. It's the place with the strictest security on Yanhuang Star. The government treats you very well."

Xiang Jinyi smiled ambiguously, "I remember the Feng family's ancestral home is also in District 8."

"The one who is close to the water gets the moon first! Come on, Jiang He!" Ah Yin was particularly happy for his good brother, "Maybe you will be the first one among the three of us to get out of singlehood."

The good friend's attitude towards Feng Ling is very special, and anyone with eyes can see it, and Feng Ling is not without feelings for him, which is welcomed by the students of traditional musical instruments.

Jiang He enthusiastically invited his classmates, "You can come together when you are free, and have a housewarming party by the way."

All the classmates asked, "Are the ingredients the exotic beasts of Douen Star?"

"Of course."

"Do you cook it yourself?"

After watching the recording, they were all itching to learn Jiang He's cooking skills.

"Of course."

The classmates cheered, "Jiang He, you are so nice, the most generous in the universe!

Twice turn your head, every five steps, bend your waist, every six steps, wave your hand, and then you can walk while lying down..."

Lying in the mecha like a dead body, Jiang He was dragged on the ground and walked while lying down, tears streaming down his face.

So, this is the pain brought by the mismatch?

**

At the star port of Yanhuang Star, spaceships lined up to park.

"How long do we have to wait?" An impatient middle-aged man cursed, "Do you know who I am? I am a seventh-level illusionist, the first illusionist of Wansui Star, and I demand special treatment!"

The good-looking staff member kept a polite smile and said, "I wonder what special treatment you want?"

"I request to enter Hong Kong in advance." The middle-aged man demanded confidently.

The staff member tried his best to smile and motioned for him to look at the spaceship next door, "Okay, Mr. Green, the ninth-level phantom sound master, is in front of you. I will apply with him immediately to let him line up behind you."

The middle-aged man finally panicked and said quickly: "No, no, no... no need, queuing is an interstellar civilized behavior."

The other ordinary passengers on the spaceship opened their mouths in surprise.

"Have all the phantom sound masters in the universe been concentrated in Yanhuang? If one of them is annihilated, all human phantom sound masters will be extinct."

Someone next to him replied: "Haha, Yanhuang has activated the highest level anti-missile light shield, Annihilation can only be anxious."

In the most famous research institute outside the capital area of ​​Yanhuang Star, a batch of live captured bugs were recently sent from the front line of the Zerg clan.

Not only are they jumping around, but most of them are bugs that can attack with sonic waves.

"The Zerg are really scary!" someone exclaimed.

The president of Yanhuang Star's Phantom Musician Association - a 250-year-old ninth-level Phantom Musician with white hair and beard, stood in front of the special tempered glass, staring at the lower body with countless wrist-thick tentacles and the upper body covered with green skin. Toad's Zerg, "When they were delivered, ten of their tentacles were chopped off. However, with sufficient food, the chopped tentacles grew back in just two days."

The person next to him couldn't help but said: "This looks really disgusting. Could it be that its father is a toad and its mother is an octopus?"

"That's not certain." A researcher came over, "Zergs can mimic. Toads live in water. If there is a powerful octopus where it lives, it will evolve in the shortest time when faced with survival pressure. It shows what it considers to be a powerful body shape.”

"Besides the sonic attack, the most powerful thing about the toad monster is its flexible and powerful tentacles. Prey caught by its tentacles will basically die." The researcher said solemnly, "Ordinary swords cannot cut through its tentacles. Not even poison, nor fire, as its tentacles secrete mucus."

"Mecha energy cannons and mechanical knives, 桂偉獐呭牭牀红敊燇甛它峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩拷 gong 铆 Turn your head twice, lower your waist in five steps, wave your hand in six steps, and then you lie down again Let’s go…”

Lying like a dead corpse in the mecha, Jiang He was dragged on the ground and walked with tears streaming down his face.

So, this is the pain caused by being in the wrong place?

**

At the star port of Yanhuang Star, spaceships are lined up waiting to be parked.

"How long do we have to wait?" an impatient middle-aged man cursed, "Do you know who I am? I am a seventh-level phantom sound master, the first phantom sound master of Long Live Star. I ask for special treatment!"

The good-looking staff member kept a polite smile and asked, "What special treatment do you want?"

"I request to enter Hong Kong in advance." The middle-aged man demanded confidently.

The staff member tried his best to smile and motioned for him to look at the spaceship next door, "Okay, Mr. Green, the ninth-level phantom sound master, is in front of you. I will apply with him immediately to let him line up behind you."

The middle-aged man finally panicked and said quickly: "No, no, no... no need, queuing is an interstellar civilized behavior."

The other ordinary passengers on the spaceship opened their mouths in surprise.

"Have all the phantom sound masters in the universe been concentrated in Yanhuang? If one of them is annihilated, all human phantom sound masters will be extinct."

Someone next to him replied: "Haha, Yanhuang has activated the highest level anti-missile light shield, Annihilation can only be anxious."

In the most famous research institute outside the capital area of ​​Yanhuang Star, a batch of live captured bugs were recently sent from the front line of the Zerg clan.

Not only are they jumping around, but most of them are bugs that can attack with sonic waves.

"The Zerg are really scary!" someone exclaimed.

The president of Yanhuang Star's Phantom Musician Association - a 250-year-old ninth-level Phantom Musician with white hair and beard, stood in front of the special tempered glass, staring at the lower body with countless wrist-thick tentacles and the upper body with green skin. Toad's Zerg, "When they were delivered, ten of their tentacles were chopped off. However, with sufficient food, the chopped tentacles grew back in just two days."

The person next to him couldn't help but said: "This looks really disgusting. Could it be that its father is a toad and its mother is an octopus?"

"That's not certain." A researcher came over, "Zergs can mimic. Toads live in water. If there is a powerful octopus where it lives, it will evolve in the shortest time when faced with survival pressure. It shows what it considers to be a powerful body shape.”

"Besides the sonic attack, the most powerful thing about the toad monster is its flexible and powerful tentacles. Prey captured by its tentacles will basically die." The researcher said solemnly, "Ordinary swords cannot cut through its tentacles. Not even poison, nor fire, as its tentacles secrete mucus."

"Mecha energy cannon and mechanical knife

die.

But who sent this to him?

Is it a prank?

Jiang He's face was slightly cold and he said, "Xiao Yin Yin, call the police quickly..."

At this moment, the optical brain phone rang.

Jiang He had no choice but to put down the question about the robot butler and clicked it open. Fengling's voice came from the optical brain.

"Jiang He, do you like the gift I gave you?"

"What gift?"

"I killed the humanoid bug when I was eighteen!" Feng Ling's voice was full of pride, "The one that looks most like a human on the battlefield is the one I killed. Do you like it?"

Jiang He: "..."

Finally, he understood who sent the humanoid creature on the ground.

"Do you like it?" Feng Ling was still asking him over there.

Jiang He had a severe toothache, and he tried to squeeze out his voice from between his teeth, "I like it... I like it."

It really looks like a human. At first glance, he thought it was a human corpse and almost called the police. After finding out that it was not a human corpse, nor a prank, Jiang He quickly asked the robot butler to stop calling the police.

"Because it is particularly commemorative, I made it into a specimen... At that time, in order to kill this humanoid bug, I broke several ribs and lay in the treatment cabin for three months."

Feng Ling was satisfied. She did the first step of her pursuit, giving a gift, and it was such a sincere gift.

Jiang He turned on the optical computer to find the information of the humanoid bug and compared it with the nearly three-meter-tall humanoid bug in the express box. Then he found that the specimen was made very well and lifelike.

If you ignore the bronze carapace skin, arthropod-like arms, sickle-like hands, and long barbed tail covered with thorns, just looking at the face, it does look very human.

But the eyes are a little big, the compound eyes look too much like glass beads, and the teeth are too many, so dense that they look like saws.

With so many teeth, the dentist must be very troubled, right?

And the tongue, Jiang He remembered Lin Tiancai's question, wouldn't such a long tongue be bitten by the teeth if it is placed in the mouth?

Jiang He put on gloves curiously and stretched the tongue that was 20 centimeters long.

"Xiao Yinyin, bring a ruler."

The robot housekeeper dutifully took the ruler.

After Jiang He measured, he couldn't help but marvel, "Incredible, it's actually one meter long." His hand loosened, and the long tongue of the humanoid insect retracted.

Jiang He patted its smooth carapace head and began to worry, where should he put it?

This is a very meaningful gift from my girlfriend, I can't just throw it into the basement.

There was no other way, so he had to open the optical computer and seek advice.

When he finished browsing the suggestions online, most netizens suggested that he find a wall and slash it to death.

But who sent this thing to him?

Is it a prank?

Jiang He's face was slightly cold, and he said, "Xiao Yinyin, call the police quickly..."

At this moment, the optical computer phone rang.

Jiang He had to put down the robot housekeeper and clicked it, and Feng Ling's voice came from the optical computer.

"Jiang He, do you like the gift I gave you?"

"What gift?"

"The humanoid bug I killed when I was eighteen!" Feng Ling's voice was full of pride, "The one that looks most like a human on the battlefield is the one I killed, do you like it?"

Jiang He: "..."

Finally understood who sent the humanoid creature on the ground.

"Do you like it?" Feng Ling was still asking him.

Jiang He had a severe toothache, and he tried hard to squeeze out a voice from between his teeth, "I like it... I like it."

It really looks like a human. At first glance, he thought it was a human corpse and almost called the police. After finding out that it was not a human corpse and it was not a prank, Jiang He quickly asked the robot butler to stop calling the police.

"Because it is particularly commemorative, I made it into a specimen... At that time, I broke several ribs in order to kill this humanoid insect, and I lay in the treatment cabin for three months."

Feng Ling was satisfied. She did the first step of her pursuit, giving a gift, and it was such a sincere gift.

Jiang He turned on the optical computer to find the information of the humanoid insect and compared it with the nearly three-meter-tall humanoid insect in the express box. Then he found that the specimen was made very well and lifelike.

If you don't look at the bronze carapace skin, arthropod-like arms, sickle-like hands, and long barbed tail covered with thorns, just look at the face, it really looks like a human.

The eyes are just a little too big, the compound eyes look too much like glass beads, and the teeth are too many, so dense that they look like saws.

With so many teeth, the dentist must be very troubled, right?

And the tongue, Jiang He remembered Lin Tiancai's question, wouldn't such a long tongue be bitten by the teeth if it is placed in the mouth?

Jiang He put on gloves curiously and stretched the tongue that was 20 centimeters long.

"Xiao Yinyin, bring a ruler."

The robot housekeeper dutifully brought the ruler.

After Jiang He measured it, he couldn't help but marvel, "It's incredible, it's actually one meter long." His hand loosened, and the long tongue of the humanoid insect retracted.

Jiang He patted its smooth shell head and began to worry, where should he put it?

This is a very meaningful gift from his girlfriend, and he can't just throw it into the basement.

There is no way, he had to open the optical brain and seek advice.

After he browsed through the suggestions on the Internet, most netizens suggested that he find a wall and turn it into a wall.

The president of the Yanhuang Star Illusionist Association divided the visitors into groups to jointly study the Zerg sent to the research institute outside the city with many checkpoints.

The low-level illusionists of Yanhuang Star and the students of the First Military Academy still came to serve as volunteers.

Xiang Jinyi received a more than 200-year-old illusionist. She really admired Xiang Jinyi, who was as gentle and elegant as a nobleman, and taught him a lot.

A Yin was miserable. The illusionist he served was an uncle who loved to make trouble and joke. He made him laugh around, and of course he was not stingy when educating him.

The illusionists of the First Military Academy absorbed knowledge like sponges, integrating what they learned in school, and made great progress.

Although Long Hao was jealous of Jiang He, he also understood that there was a huge difference between the two of them. What else could he do besides hating that he was born at the wrong time?

If he traveled through a peaceful interstellar world, his music would definitely be mainstream.

Fortunately, the person he was currently serving was a stunning beauty, and the two of them got together that night.

As for their age difference of more than 100 years? This doesn't matter, as long as the middle is aligned, age doesn't matter!

When the beauty Phantom Musician, who was refreshed and refreshed, taught Long Hao, she naturally had no reservations.

Long Hao, who had been beaten countless times by Jiang He and finally learned to be humble, was also praised for his great progress after absorbing Xingxing's music knowledge.

Long Hao's impetuous heart finally calmed down, and he was finally willing to reflect on some of his actions after time travel.

Interstellar people can live to be 300 years old, and he is only in his early twenties. Why is he so impatient?

The Zerg have been coming in force lately, so the Interstellar Sound Master's top priority is dealing with the Zerg.

Wars come and go, and when humans gain the upper hand, people's nerves will be less tense, and their attention will always turn to spiritual enjoyment.

That's when he shines.

After calming down, Long Hao's appearance became more and more outstanding, and his attitude towards his classmates began to be humble and polite. Everyone unconsciously changed their attitude towards him.

The prodigal son can't exchange gold for his return.

**

The villa under Long Hao's name is very large, and it can be regarded as a middle-class people in the interstellar.

In the villa, more than a dozen beauties with different styles were drunk. They all stared at Long Hao's live broadcast, recalling the good times they spent with him, and then couldn't help crying.

"Haohao, I miss you, when will you come back..."

"We all promised you to live in peace, why don't you come back?"

A beautiful woman with a charming face and a hot and colorful figure said with tears in her eyes, "I'm so lonely..."

After agreeing to date Long Hao, the president of the Yanhuang Star Phantom Musicians Association, who was wearing spectacles, was wearing glasses, and was sent to study together. Zerg in a research institute with many checkpoints outside the city.

Low-level illusionists from Yanhuang Star and students from the First Military Academy still come to serve as volunteers to serve visitors.

Xiang Jinyi received a phantom sound artist who was more than 200 years old. She really admired Xiang Jinyi who was as gentle and elegant as a noble man and taught him a lot.

Ah Yin was in trouble. The illusionist he worked for was an uncle who loved to make fun and tease him. Of course, he was not stingy in his education.

The Phantom Musicians of the First Military Academy absorbed knowledge like sponges, integrating what they learned in school, and they all made great progress.

Although Long Hao was jealous of Jiang He, he also understood that there was a huge difference between the two of them. What else could he do besides hating that he was born at the wrong time?

If he traveled through a peaceful interstellar world, his music would definitely be mainstream.

Fortunately, the person he was currently serving was a stunning beauty, and the two of them got together that night.

As for their age difference of more than 100 years? This doesn't matter, as long as the middle is aligned, age doesn't matter!

When the beauty Phantom Musician, who was refreshed and refreshed, taught Long Hao, she naturally had no reservations.

Long Hao, who had been beaten countless times by Jiang He and finally learned to be humble, was also praised for his great progress after absorbing Xingxing's music knowledge.

Long Hao's impetuous heart finally calmed down, and he was finally willing to reflect on some of his actions after time travel.

Interstellar people can live to be 300 years old, and he is only in his early twenties. Why is he so impatient?

The Zerg have been coming in force recently, so the Interstellar Sound Master's top priority is dealing with the Zerg.

Wars come and go, and when humans gain the upper hand, people's nerves will be less tense, and their attention will always turn to spiritual enjoyment.

That's when he shines.

After calming down, Long Hao's appearance became more and more outstanding, and his attitude towards his classmates began to be humble and polite. Everyone unconsciously changed their attitude towards him.

The prodigal son can't exchange gold for his return.

**

The villa under Long Hao's name is very large, and it can be regarded as a middle-class people in the interstellar.

In the villa, more than a dozen beauties with different styles were drunk. They all stared at Long Hao's live broadcast, recalling the good times they spent with him, and then couldn't help crying.

"Haohao, I miss you, when will you come back..."

"We all promised you to live in peace, why don't you come back?"

A beautiful woman with a charming face and a hot and colorful figure said with tears in her eyes, "I'm so lonely..."

After agreeing to date Long Hao, glasses

The clan is indeed ugly! "Thinking about the Zerg he saw on the battlefield, Fengling nodded in agreement, "It's ugly beyond human imagination, but there are also many beautiful ones... There is a kind that looks like a dinosaur bird, but its feathers are extremely rich and colorful. The ladies are special. Like it, the interstellar merchant bought it at a high price. "

"There is another type that looks like a butterfly, but it is huge and has colorful wings, as gorgeous as colorful clouds. Its lethality is not strong, and it turns into ashes when an energy gun hits it." At this point, she frowned, "But They have a troublesome ability. Like those worms, they can travel through cosmic storms and carry highly lethal zerg on their backs.”

Jiang He couldn't help but feel a little melancholy, "Why do all I see are ugly people?"

Knowing what Jiang He was doing recently, Fengling thought for a moment and said, "Maybe the ugly ones are more lethal?"

"Sure enough, the world is fair. Ugly people who are not motivated have no merit at all." Jiang He felt the same and stared at Fengling's incredibly beautiful face. "There are too many beautiful and motivated people like you in this world." few."

A knowing blow!

Faced with the oncoming straight ball, the straight girl was finally blown away by the rare girl's heart, "Actually, there are many good-looking and motivated people. My Feng family members are all good-looking, but they are all very motivated."

According to the rules of the Feng family, those who don't make progress will be beaten to death, and those who don't work hard to make progress will only be beaten all the time.

"This is the origin of the Feng family." Jiang He praised.

Fengling was embarrassed by the praise, so she quickly changed the subject, "By the way, let me tell you news. The army has decided to carry out a special attack on you in advance."

Speaking of this, Fengling suddenly remembered that the relatives and friends she met, the big bosses in the army, and even the elders in the family had clearly hinted that she must capture Jiang He's heart. If his future wife came from a military family, Jiang He would definitely do it for her. , come up with more ways to fight those bugs.

Regarding this, Fengling just ignored it.

��She always felt that these words insulted Jiang He.

Judging from his behavior, you can tell that he is majestic and has great love in his heart. Even without her, he will try his best to fight against the Zerg.

"That's it?"

Fengling nodded, "My cousin is General Rob. If he means special recruitment, you can advise the army. Although the army has a relatively simple environment, intrigues still exist..."

Fengling, who had always been straightforward, was a little embarrassed. Her cousin's hint was too obvious. It was clearly asking Jiang He to choose the Feng family's army.

Jiang He nodded and said with a smile, "I understand."

He was a little funny in his heart. This girl was unexpectedly simple, and she was embarrassed to speak for such a trivial matter.

He promised: "I will definitely choose the Feng family first! Throughout the thousand-year history of the interstellar world, the Feng family has been resisting on the front line of the Zerg. The Feng family only has warriors who died in battle, and no cowards who live in vain! As long as they are warriors, they will choose the Feng family. Home."

Fengling's heart was instantly touched, and she once again confirmed her thoughts.

The two of them were walking on the road up the mountain. There were fiery red maple trees on both sides of the road, and the scenery was particularly beautiful.

Fengling's voice sounded: "I'm going to do acupuncture again. I've been exercising before, and I think I'm very likely to break through this time. There's also mental acupuncture, and I haven't stopped. I can feel that the mental barrier has been loosened. ”

Ever since she learned that acupuncture had no side effects, she began to exercise vigorously in preparation for another upgrade.

For her, becoming stronger is more important than falling in love.

Jiang He suggested: "Let me do acupuncture for you in all aspects of physical upgrading."

"How can this be so embarrassing..."

"Of course it's not free. I want you to do me a favor." Jiang He said with a smile.

Fengling immediately answered the question, "What's the deal?" There's no need to be embarrassed if she's paid. She's a good girl with extremely upright views and isn't used to taking advantage of others.

"Let's go to my house first." Jiang He wanted to pull Fengling onto the conveyor belt.

Unexpectedly, Fengling rejected him, "You stand on the conveyor belt, and I will follow you! I was running in the community to exercise."

Jiang He subconsciously wanted to exercise with her, "Then I also..."

Fengling held him down and said, "Just stand on the conveyor belt. I can see from your appearance that you are very tired now."

Jiang He didn't try to be aggressive and just adjusted the speed of the conveyor belt according to her running pace.

Fifteen minutes later, the two arrived at Jiang He's villa.

Even with such intense exercise, Feng Ling only sweated slightly and looked energetic.

,桡傛灉獐卭gui扉牀红敊燇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆 The clan is really ugly! "Thinking about the Zerg he saw on the battlefield, Fengling nodded in agreement, "It's ugly beyond human imagination, but there are also many beautiful ones... There is a bird that looks like a dinosaur, but its feathers are extremely rich and colorful. The ladies are special. Like it, the interstellar merchant bought it at a high price. "

"There is another type that looks like a butterfly, but it is huge and has colorful wings, as gorgeous as colorful clouds. Its lethality is not strong, and it turns into ashes when an energy gun hits it." At this point, she frowned, "But They have a troublesome ability. Like those worms, they can travel through cosmic storms and carry highly lethal zerg on their backs.”

Jiang He couldn't help but feel a little melancholy, "Why do all I see are ugly people?"

Knowing what Jiang He was doing recently, Fengling thought for a moment and said, "Maybe the ugly ones are more lethal?"

"Sure enough, the world is fair. Ugly people who are not motivated have no merit at all." Jiang He felt the same and stared at Fengling's incredibly beautiful face. "There are too many beautiful and motivated people like you in this world." few."

A knowing blow!

Faced with the oncoming straight ball, the straight girl was finally blown away by the rare girl's heart, "Actually, there are many good-looking and motivated people. My Feng family members are all good-looking, but they are all very motivated."

According to the rules of the Feng family, those who don't make progress will be beaten to death, and those who don't work hard to make progress will only be beaten all the time.

"This is the origin of the Feng family." Jiang He praised.

Fengling was embarrassed by the praise, so she quickly changed the subject, "By the way, let me tell you news. The army has decided to carry out a special attack on you in advance."

Speaking of this, Feng Ling suddenly remembered that her relatives and friends, the big men in the army, and even the elders in her family had all hinted that she must capture Jiang He's heart. If the future wife was from a military family, Jiang He would definitely come up with more ways to fight those bugs for her.

Feng Ling ignored this and felt that these words insulted Jiang He.

From his style of doing things, we can see that he is magnanimous and has great love in his heart. Even without her, he would try his best to fight the Zerg.

"Just this matter?"

Feng Ling nodded, "My cousin, that is, General Rob, means that if you are recruited, you can give your opinions to the army. Although the environment in the army is relatively simple, intrigue still exists..."

Feng Ling, who has always been straightforward, was a little embarrassed. Her cousin's hint was too obvious. It was clearly asking Jiang He to choose the unit where the Feng family was.

Jiang He nodded and smiled, "I understand."

He felt a little funny in his heart. This girl was unexpectedly simple. She was embarrassed to speak for such a small matter.

He promised: "I will definitely choose Feng Family first! Throughout the history of interstellar for thousands of years, Feng Family has been resisting on the front line of Zerg. Feng Family only has warriors who died in battle, and no cowards who live in cowardice! As long as they are warriors, they will choose Feng Family."

Feng Ling's heart was touched instantly, and she confirmed her thoughts again.

The two walked on the road up the mountain. There were red maple trees on both sides of the road, and the scenery was particularly beautiful.

Feng Ling's voice sounded: "I am going to acupuncture again. I have been exercising before, and I think it is very likely to break through this time. There is also acupuncture for mental power. I have not stopped. I can feel that the mental power barrier has loosened."

Since she knew that acupuncture has no sequelae, she began to work hard to exercise her body and prepare to upgrade again.

For her, becoming stronger is more important than falling in love.

Jiang He suggested: "Let me acupuncture you for all aspects of physical fitness upgrade."

"How can I be embarrassed..."

"Of course it's not free, I want you to do a favor." Jiang He said with a smile.

Feng Ling immediately said, "What favor?" There is no need to be embarrassed if there is a reward. She is a good girl with a very positive outlook and is not used to taking advantage of others.

"Let's go to my house first." Jiang He wanted to pull Feng Ling to step onto the conveyor belt.

But Feng Ling refused him, "You stand on the conveyor belt, I will keep up with you! I am running in the community to exercise."

Jiang He subconsciously wanted to exercise with her, "Then I will..."

Feng Ling held him down, "Just stand on the conveyor belt. I can tell from your appearance that you are very tired now."

Jiang He did not show off, but adjusted the speed of the conveyor belt according to her running pace.

Fifteen minutes later, the two arrived at Jiang He's villa.

Even with such a high-intensity exercise, Feng Ling only sweated slightly and looked energetic.