The boss is dressed as cannon fodder
Chapter 101 Interstellar Sound Master 12
For foodies, there is nothing that a delicious meal cannot solve. If so, then have another meal.
In the same way, it is really easy to successfully KO a foodie by making him eat something unpleasant.
The team of more than two hundred people exuded a sense of dejection, and everyone drank nutritional supplements with a look of pain on their faces.
Not only was Nangong Mei bitter and resentful, but Fengling's face was so cold that she could scrape off ice shards.
Jiang He couldn't understand why the nutritional supplement production company in Interstellar would produce such weird-flavored nutritional supplements.
He complained: "Can't the taste be better?" It was sticky and obviously smelled of meat and vegetables, but it also smelled like smelly shoes! Who can eat it? It’s no wonder that humans in the interstellar world don’t like to take nutritional supplements.
“This is the nutritional supplement with the highest energy. It is said that it can not only provide the energy of meat, but also the vitamins of vegetables…” Andrew took a big sip and continued, “But it is also the most unpalatable one! In fact, there are also strawberry and milk flavors, but the army said that the energy provided by these is not enough for the mechas. "
Jiang Shui understood, there is no market if there is no demand. Ordinary people cannot use such a high-energy nutrient solution. Although mecha warriors can use it, there are only a small number of people who can drive mechas, and they do not need to drink it all the time. If no one buys it, the less likely they are to study taste, and just deal with it casually.
Anyway, when needed, Mecha Warriors still have to drink it even if they don’t like it. That’s okay.
Fengling's face became gloomier day by day, and she started killing strange beasts with such murderous intent that no one dared to get close to her. Jiang He squatted in the armored tank and watched intently as Fengling stabbed a mutated mountain tiger to death with a single blow. Red blood sprinkled all over the mecha, like a feat of merit.
Cruel and tight!
"It's quite cute." Jiang He murmured.
He obviously has a vase-like vixen face, but his personality is straightforward and simple. He thinks he has hidden his true face as a foodie, but in fact everyone around him knows it.
That gorgeous face is upright and awe-inspiring when facing the enemy. This contrast is so cute that people can't help but pay attention to it.
Long Hao, who was sitting with Jiang He, followed his gaze and felt horrified.
Is there something wrong with Jiang He? She is obviously a terrible female evil star, right?
A charming woman has made herself so cruel. Would any man dare to marry her? Anyway, he doesn't dare to provoke such a female evil star now. He still prefers gentle and innocent girls.
Jiang He snorted, glanced at him sideways, and said contemptuously: "You don't understand!" How does a stallion know what innocence is?
Long Hao laughed at him. As far as women are concerned, he knows better than anyone else.
It is different from the situation in the original text. In the original text, Long Hao accepted a bunch of women and was trained to compete with God. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing that a good meal can't solve. If so, then have another meal.
In the same way, it is really easy to successfully KO a foodie by making him eat something unpleasant.
The team of more than two hundred people exuded a sense of dejection, and everyone drank nutritional supplements with a look of pain on their faces.
Not only was Nangong Mei bitter and resentful, but Fengling's face was so cold that she could scrape off ice shards.
Jiang He couldn't understand why the nutritional supplement production company in Interstellar would produce such weird-flavored nutritional supplements.
He complained: "Can't the taste be better?" It was sticky and obviously smelled of meat and vegetables, but it also smelled like smelly shoes! Who can eat it? It’s no wonder that humans in the interstellar world don’t like to take nutritional supplements.
“This is the nutritional supplement with the highest energy. It is said that it can not only provide the energy of meat, but also the vitamins of vegetables…” Andrew took a big sip and continued, “But it is also the most unpalatable one! In fact, there are also strawberry and milk flavors, but the army said that the energy provided by these is not enough for the mechas. "
Jiang Shui understood, there is no market if there is no demand. Ordinary people cannot use such a high-energy nutrient solution. Although mecha warriors can use it, there are only a small number of people who can drive mechas, and they do not need to drink it all the time. If no one buys it, the less likely they are to study taste, and just deal with it casually.
Anyway, when needed, Mecha Warriors still have to drink it even if they don’t like it. That’s okay.
Fengling's face became gloomier day by day, and she started killing strange beasts with such murderous intent that no one dared to get close to her. Jiang He squatted in the armored tank and watched intently as Fengling stabbed a mutated mountain tiger to death with a single blow. Red blood sprinkled all over the mecha, like a feat of merit.
Cruel and tight!
"It's quite cute." Jiang He murmured.
He obviously has a vase-like vixen face, but his personality is straightforward and simple. He thinks he has hidden his true face as a foodie, but in fact everyone around him knows it.
That gorgeous face is upright and awe-inspiring when facing the enemy. This contrast is so cute that people can't help but pay attention to it.
Long Hao, who was sitting with Jiang He, followed his gaze and felt horrified.
Is there something wrong with Jiang He? She is obviously a terrible female evil star, right?
A charming woman has made herself so cruel. Would any man dare to marry her? Anyway, he doesn't dare to provoke such a female evil star now. He still prefers gentle and innocent girls.
Jiang He snorted, glanced at him sideways, and said contemptuously: "You don't understand!" How does a stallion know what innocence is?
Long Hao laughed at him. As far as women are concerned, he knows better than anyone else.
It is different from the situation in the original text. In the original text, Long Hao accepted a bunch of women and was trained to compete with the God of Heaven.
He held the glasses girl's shoulder.
The glasses girl lowered her head shyly, "Captain, I will try hard."
The men shouted in their hearts: No, there is really no need to work hard for this kind of thing!
Long Hao woke up from a nap and found that the atmosphere in the camp was a little wrong. The group of male mecha warriors looked lifeless.
He frowned and said disdainfully: "Isn't it just drinking nutrient supplements? Is it necessary to be so bitter and resentful?" Although the nutrient supplements are indeed hard to drink, they only need to be drunk for a few days.
"You don't understand!" The red-haired young man looked at him with lifeless dead fish eyes, envious of him for being able to sleep through it and not having to see a very cruel scene for men.
Long Hao was immediately furious. One by one, they said he didn't understand, but he knew a lot!
The day after losing the chef, there were still only nutrient supplements, and everyone's face was covered with a layer of dead gray, as if they were in hell.
Jiang He really couldn't stand this group of foodies, so he decided to give them some hope.
He stood up, "I can cook, but the problem is that it's hard to fire in an armored tank. As soon as I go out, a strange beast will pounce on me."
Andrew looked at him with disbelief, "Can you really do it?"
But there are still many people who believe in him and look at him expectantly.
Jiang He smiled, "Anyway, you don't have any other choice."
Nangong Mei grabbed the nutrient solution with force and squeezed out the nutrient solution with a complex taste fiercely. It was white and sticky, and I don't know why it looked a bit disgusting.
Throwing away the nutrient solution with disdain, she said to Jiang He, "If you can cook, these are not a problem."
Feng Ling was even more straightforward. She summoned her mecha directly and said righteously, "Everyone, be prepared for the attack of the strange beasts. After killing the strange beasts, we will eat delicious food!"
Everyone cheered up, and Nangong Mei patted her majestic chest, "Don't worry about cooking, leave all the strange beasts to me!"
Jiang He's mood was complicated. This was the most difficult meal he had ever made in his life.
The dinosaur birds in the sky seemed to have been poked by them, and they pounced on Jiang He on the ground with great enthusiasm.
Jiang He calmly beat the eggs.
Honey, although you can fly, I am a land creature, and we are not destined to be together because of our different races.
One after another, the hedgehog pigs seemed to have their partners robbed, and they rushed over as if they had a deep hatred for Jiang He.
Jiang He calmly stirred the flour.
Honey, although you run fast, there is no love between us.
Nangong Mei drove the mecha, wielding the energy knife to sweep through the army, and she shouted to her teammates: "For the food! Everyone go!"
Feng Ling cut a dinosaur bird with one knife, and Andrew intercepted the bird corpse in mid-air to prevent it from falling on the tent below.
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The glasses girl lowered her head shyly, "Captain, I will work hard."
The men shouted in their hearts: No, there is really no need to work hard for this kind of thing!
Long Hao woke up from a nap and found that the atmosphere in the camp was a little wrong. The male mecha warriors looked lifeless.
He frowned and said disdainfully: "It's just drinking nutrient supplements. Is there a need to be so bitter and resentful?" Although the nutrient supplements are indeed hard to drink, they only need to be drunk for a few days.
"You don't understand!" The red-haired young man looked at him with lifeless dead fish eyes, envious of him for being able to sleep through the night without having to see a very cruel scene for men.
Long Hao was immediately furious. One by one, he said he didn't understand. He knew a lot!
The second day after losing the chef, there were still only nutrient supplements. Everyone's face was covered with a layer of dead gray, as if they were in hell.
Jiang He couldn't stand this group of foodies, so he decided to give them some hope.
He stood up, "I can cook, but the problem is that it's not easy to fire in an armored tank. As soon as I go out, a strange beast will pounce on me."
Andrew looked at him with disbelief, "Can you really do it?"
But there are still many people who believe in him and look at him expectantly.
Jiang He smiled, "You don't have any other choice anyway."
Nangong Mei grabbed the nutrient and squeezed out the complex-tasting nutrient fiercely. It was white and sticky, and looked a bit disgusting for some reason.
Throwing the nutrient away with disdain, she said to Jiang He, "If you can cook, these are not a problem."
Feng Ling was even more straightforward. She summoned her mecha and said righteously, "Everyone, be prepared for the alien beasts to attack. After killing the alien beasts, we will eat delicious food!"
Everyone cheered up. Nangong Mei patted her tall chest and said, "Don't worry about cooking. Leave all the alien beasts to me!"
Jiang He's mood was complicated. This was the most difficult meal he had ever made in his life.
The dinosaur birds in the sky seemed to have been poked by them, and they rushed towards Jiang He on the ground with great enthusiasm.
Jiang He calmly beat eggs.
Dear, although you can fly, I am a land creature. We are of different races and have no fate.
One after another, the hedgehog pigs seemed to have their partners robbed, and they rushed towards Jiang He as if they had a deep hatred.
Jiang He calmly stirred the flour.
Honey, although you run fast, there is no love between us.
Nangong Mei drove the mecha, wielding the energy knife to sweep through the army, and she shouted to her teammates: "For food! Everyone charge!"
Feng Ling cut a dinosaur bird with one knife, and Andrew alertly intercepted the bird's corpse in mid-air to prevent it from falling on the tent below.
Suddenly, it was a bit ugly. Although the egg bottle was delicious, you can't eat egg pancakes every meal, right? There are so many ingredients on Dou En Star, it's too cruel to only eat one.
Feng Ling's face was serious, and she exchanged glances with Nangong Mei who looked over.
"Let's find another team."
"I think two teams are enough."
"Okay, it's settled!"
The two captains reached a consensus for the time being. For the sake of the food, they fought hard.
**
In the Feng family's quaint old house, a gentle and beautiful woman watched the live broadcast intently.
When she saw Jiang He handing the food to her daughter, she excitedly grabbed the man's arm beside her, and her long nails pinched into his flesh, "Dear, what do you think of this boy named Jiang He? He loves our daughter so much..."
General Feng endured the pain, "Hey, how do you know he loves Lingling?"
Mrs. Feng gave him a coquettish look, "Men are careless. Didn't you see that the food he handed to Lingling was specially picked? The egg pancakes were the best, and the fried ants were also picked to be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside... Who would believe that he was not interested in Lingling?"
Mrs. Feng had a sharp eye, so she could see that Jiang He treated her daughter differently.
It seemed that everyone around was just an ordinary teammate, and only her daughter was the most special.
The cabbage raised at home was going to be eaten by a pig?
General Feng immediately became alert and said loudly: "You are wrong, this is the respect of the subordinate to the superior."
Even if it is not, it must become true!
Madam Feng ignored him and went online to check Jiang He's information. The more she looked, the more satisfied she was. "Although he is an orphan, he donated medical books to contribute to mankind. He deserves the Feng family in terms of reputation. He is also a phantom sound master, and he deserves Lingling in terms of strength..."
The more General Feng listened, the darker his face became.
Madam Feng, who looked no more than 20 years old, covered her face with her hands, her face flushed, "Oh, I didn't expect that I, Lei Qiqi, would become a grandmother at such a young age."
General Feng roared in his heart: No, no, no, I don't want to be a grandfather at all!
**
Feng Ling only invited two teams, but the third team followed them shamelessly and couldn't get rid of them.
"There are too many people. It's hard to cook without help." Jiang He looked at the five hundred hungry mouths and was particularly worried. No matter how good he was, he couldn't cook the meal in the fastest time.
Lin Tiancai ran over happily, "Brother, I'll help! I'm very efficient!"
Lin Tiancai's team was the one that came uninvited.
The captain knew that he and Jiang He had a good relationship, and repeatedly told him, 濡悛灉鍍卭gui扉牀红敊燇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆Suddenly, they all looked a little ugly. Although the egg bottle was delicious, they couldn't eat egg pancakes every meal, right? There were so many ingredients on Dou En Star, and it was too cruel to only eat one.
Feng Ling's face was serious, and he exchanged glances with Nangong Mei who looked over.
"Let's find another team."
"I think two teams will do."
"Okay, that's it!"
The two captains reached a temporary agreement. For the sake of the food, they fought hard.
**
In the Feng family's quaint old house, a gentle and beautiful woman watched the live broadcast intently.
When she saw Jiang He handing the food to her daughter, she excitedly grabbed the man's arm beside her, and her long nails pinched into his flesh, "Dear, what do you think of this boy named Jiang He? He loves our daughter so much..."
General Feng endured the pain, "Hey, how do you know he loves Lingling?"
Mrs. Feng gave him a coquettish look, "Men are careless. Didn't you see that the food he handed to Lingling was specially picked? The egg pancakes were the best fried, and the fried ants were also crispy on the outside and tender on the inside... Who would believe that he was not interested in Lingling?"
Mrs. Feng had a sharp eye, so she could see that Jiang He treated her daughter differently.
It seemed that everyone around her was just an ordinary teammate, and only her daughter was the most special.
The cabbage raised at home is going to be eaten by pigs?
General Feng immediately became alert and said loudly: "You are wrong, this is the respect of the subordinates to the superiors."
Even if it is not, it must become true!
Madam Feng ignored him and went online to check Jiang He's information. The more she looked, the more satisfied she was. "Although he is an orphan, he donated medical books to contribute to mankind. He deserves the Feng family in terms of reputation. He is also a phantom sound master. He also deserves Lingling in terms of strength..."
General Feng's face became darker as he listened.
Madam Feng, who looked no more than 20 years old, covered her face with her hands and blushed. "Oh, I didn't expect that my Lei Qiqi would become a grandmother at such a young age."
General Feng roared in his heart: No, no, no, I don't want to be a grandfather at all!
**
Feng Ling only invited two teams, but the third team followed them shamelessly and couldn't get rid of them.
"There are too many people. It's hard to cook without help." Jiang He looked at the five hundred hungry mouths and was particularly worried. No matter how good he was, he couldn't cook the meal in the fastest time.
Lin Tiancai ran over happily, "Brother, I'll help! I'm very skillful!"
Lin Tiancai's team was the one that came uninvited.
The captain knew that he and Jiang He had a good relationship, and repeatedly told him that
for the sake of her lovely girl, he couldn't leave a bad impression and must hold back.
Jiang He used a knife to break the hard shell of the frozen shrimp with great effort, and confirmed the lobster with the strongest shell in the world.
Feng Ling took the knife silently, and after a flash of swords and swords, the lobster shell was completely broken.
Putting the knife down, Feng Ling pretended to ask casually: "How to eat it?"
Jiang He looked at the broken shells of frozen shrimps. Although the shells were made of iron, the meat was white, tender and delicious, and looked very tempting. "Garlic steamed lobsters, and cheese h lobsters..."
Feng Ling's face did not change, and her tone was two tones lower, "Why don't you have spicy lobsters."
"It's a bit troublesome to eat spicy lobsters. The shells are too hard. You have to stew them in a special pot for several hours." Jiang He was not surprised to find that Feng Ling had a strong taste. He explained with a smile.
Feng Ling looked at him expressionlessly.
"Don't worry, I have preserved a lot of lobsters with ice cubes. We will eat spicy food after we leave Douen Star." Jiang He smiled and raised the space button where he stored the ingredients. "When the time comes, it will be a life enjoyment with beer!"
Feng Ling nodded modestly. This is possible.
Many people on the Star Network were amused by Feng Ling's reaction.
"The goddess is really cute. She looks like a high-class beauty, but she is actually very arrogant."
"Haha, she is also a foodie."
"However, this illusionist is really versatile. He can do acupuncture, soothe the spirit, and cook."
"You haven't eaten it yet. Maybe the food he cooks is not delicious at all."
"Based on my thirty years of experience as a foodie, I can tell you that the food he cooks must be delicious! You can see from his cooking method that this is the most respected ancient blue star method in the cooking world. Everyone knows that the current cooking method has been criticized by the cooking world for relying too much on technology.
"I have eaten the food made by the interstellar chef master. He never uses a measuring cylinder or weighs the ingredients. The amount of seasoning is all based on the feel of the hand, but it tastes much better than the food made by robots strictly according to the recipe."
"This is what many famous cooking comics call the soul of cooking. How can a robot understand what the soul is. ”
While the people on Starnet were talking about it, the meal was finally ready.
Lin Tiancai was so moved that he burst into tears. Sure enough, the captain was the best. He was so persistent that he would not stop eating. Only with delicious food can life be complete.
When it was time to eat, the audience on Starnet knew the result when they saw the military academy students were silent and focused, not saying a word, just eating like crazy.
"I'm hungry. I want to eat it."
"As smart as I am, I ordered lobster earlier and asked the robot butler to make spicy lobster."
"It's really a military exercise on the tip of the tongue!"
"No, this is a food show! ”
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For the sake of her lovely girl, he couldn't leave a bad impression and had to hold back.
Jiang He used a knife to break the hard shell of the frozen shrimp and determined the lobster with the hardest shell in the world.
Feng Ling took the knife silently, and after a flash of swords, the lobster shell was broken.
Putting the knife down, Feng Ling pretended to be casual and asked: "How to eat it?"
Jiang He looked at the frozen shrimp with broken shells. Although the shell was hard, the meat was white, tender and delicious, and it looked very tempting. "Garlic steamed lobster, and cheese h lobster..."
Feng Ling's face did not change, and her tone was two tones lower, "Why is there no spicy lobster."
"It's a bit troublesome to eat spicy lobster. The shell is too hard. It has to be stewed in a special pot for several hours. "Jiang He was not surprised to find that Feng Ling had a strong taste, and explained with a smile.
Feng Ling looked at him expressionlessly.
"Don't worry, I have preserved a lot of lobsters with ice cubes. We will eat spicy food after we leave Dou En Star." Jiang He smiled and raised the space button where he stored the ingredients, "When the time comes, it will be a real enjoyment with beer!"
Feng Ling nodded modestly, this is possible.
Many people on the Star Network were amused by Feng Ling's reaction.
"The goddess is really cute. She looks like a high-class flower, but she is actually very arrogant."
"Haha, she is also a foodie."
"However, this illusionist is really versatile. He can do acupuncture, soothe the spirit, and cook."
"You haven't eaten it yet. Maybe the dishes he cooks are not delicious at all."
"With my thirty years of experience as a foodie, I can tell you that the dishes he cooks must be delicious! You can tell from his cooking method that this is the most respected ancient Blue Star method in the cooking world. As we all know, the current cooking method has been criticized by the cooking world for being too dependent on technology.
"I have eaten the dishes made by the interstellar chef master. He never uses a measuring cylinder or weighs ingredients. The amount of seasoning is all based on the feel of the hand, but it tastes much better than the dishes made by robots strictly following the recipe."
"This is what many famous cooking comics say about the soul of cooking. How can robots understand what the soul is."
When the people on the Star Network were talking about it, the meal was finally ready.
Lin Tiancai was moved to tears. Sure enough, the captain was the best. He was so shameless that he had to come up with it. Only with delicious food can life be complete.
When it was time to eat, the audience on the Star Network saw the military academy students were silent, so focused that they didn't say a word, but just buried their heads in eating and knew the result.
"I'm hungry after watching this. I want to eat."
"As smart as I am, I ordered lobsters earlier and asked the robot butler to make spicy lobsters."
"It's really a military exercise on the tip of the tongue!"
"No, this is a food show!"
The red-haired young man next to him said, "Captain, the soldiers on this planet only belittle women and elevate themselves. Their abilities are very limited."
Feng Ling's expression was slightly cold. Seven teams joined together, and there were still so many casualties?
She snorted coldly, "Waste!"
Feng Ling's team has always been very popular because her team has the lowest casualty rate.
Jiang He looked at her and smiled slightly. He admired her very much. Compared with points, Feng Ling cares more about the safety of the team members, which in turn makes the team members trust her as the captain more.
Feng Ling has an excellent leadership quality. If she had not been framed and died early, she would definitely be the brightest star in the military.
On the fifth day before the military exercise, the points of Feng Ling's team were still high, which was beyond the reach of others.
Feng Ling absorbed several teams from Yanhuang Star.
There is a customary rule in the military exercise. When it is about to end, the participating teams can join forces to snatch the points of other teams. This is the most dangerous time, and it is also the most exciting time for the Star Network audience. Under the condition that no one can be hurt, it is interesting to rob the thieves.
In the afternoon, they unexpectedly met the team of the ten teams of Shengri Star.
The team of Shengri Star shouted: "Go! Grab the points of the first place, we will be the first!"
This is the first time that Jiang He has seen a real mecha battle without using energy guns and light energy cannons!
A military academy student from Shengri Star shouted, "Gentlemen! Sumo has been our traditional culture since the Blue Star era, we must not lose!"
Several huge mechas rushed towards Feng Ling's mecha, intending to use numbers to press her to the ground.
Feng Ling's mecha hand tightly grasped the meteorite knife. These men want to overwhelm her? That's a dream!
It's too outrageous!
Jiang He narrowed his eyes. Several big men threw down a young girl. You should have some shame!
The Star Network was very lively, and the audience enjoyed Feng Ling's punches and kicks, beating the mecha.
"So, as long as the woman is strong enough, the man can't throw it down!"
"So sumo in the Blue Star era was such a lewd sport? Many men and one woman, it sounds not serious!"
Someone posted the information of the Blue Star era, and everyone was amazed.
"It turned out to be a sport between two fat men, wearing only thongs, it's really... full of gay love."
The Yanhuang Star team was proud of successfully taking away all the points of Shengri Star. There is still a future in black-eating-black.
Suddenly, Feng Ling's ears moved and she shouted: "Beware!"
A team of hundreds of people rushed over from the lush woods.
The phantom sound masters hiding in the armored tanks frowned and gritted their teeth secretly,
The red-haired young man next to him said: "Captain, the soldiers on this planet only belittle women and elevate themselves, and their own abilities are very limited."
Feng Ling's expression was slightly cold. Seven teams joined together, and there were still so many casualties?
She snorted coldly, "Waste!"
Feng Ling's team has always been very popular because her team has the lowest casualty rate.
Jiang He glanced at her and smiled slightly. He admired her very much in his heart. Compared with points, Feng Ling cares more about the safety of the team members, which in turn makes the team members trust her as the captain more.
Feng Ling has an excellent leadership quality. If she had not been framed and died early, she would definitely be the brightest star in the military.
On the fifth day before the military exercise, the points of Feng Ling's team were still high, which was beyond the reach of others.
Feng Ling absorbed several teams from Yanhuang Star.
There is a customary rule in the military exercise. When it is about to end, the teams participating in the military exercise can unite and snatch the points of other teams. This is the most dangerous time, and it is also the most exciting time for the Star Network audience. In the case of not being able to hurt people, it is interesting to rob the thieves.
In the afternoon, it was unexpected that they met the team of ten teams from Shengri Star.
The team of Shengri Star shouted: "Go! Grab the points of the first place, we will be the first!"
This is the first time that Jiang He has seen a real mecha battle without using energy guns and light energy cannons!
A military academy student from Shengri Star shouted, "Gentlemen! Sumo has been our traditional culture since the Blue Star era, we must not lose!"
Several huge mechas rushed towards Feng Ling's mecha, intending to use numbers to press her to the ground.
Feng Ling's mecha hand tightly grasped the meteorite knife. These men want to overwhelm her? That's a dream!
It's too outrageous!
Jiang He narrowed his eyes. Several big men threw down a young girl. You should have some shame!
The Star Network was very lively, and the audience enjoyed Feng Ling's punches and kicks, beating the mecha.
"So, as long as the woman is strong enough, the man can't throw it down!"
"So sumo in the Blue Star era was such a lewd sport? Many men and one woman, it sounds not serious!"
Someone posted the information of the Blue Star era, and everyone was amazed.
"It turned out to be a sport between two fat men, wearing only thongs, it's really... full of gay love."
The Yanhuang Star team was proud of successfully taking away all the points of Shengri Star. There is still a future in black-eating-black.
Suddenly, Feng Ling's ears moved and he shouted: "Be alert!"
A team of hundreds of people rushed over from the lush woods.
The illusionists hiding in the armored tanks frowned and gritted their teeth secretly, "
Call several captains to a meeting.
Feng Ling said in a deep voice: "Our Yanhuang Star has a high score. If I'm not mistaken, the situation will be very serious next time!"
Everyone present understood this point. Whoever can defeat them will get first place.
Feng Ling continued: "I have notified other teams from Yanhuang Star to come and join us! I am worried that people from other planets will unite and fight with more people. No matter how powerful we are, we can't fight head-on. "
Nangong Mei said carelessly, "Let's unite with our allies."
Andrew's face was serious, "First, get through tomorrow. Today we fought with those two teams and killed alien beasts. Now everyone is very tired... I am worried that someone will take the opportunity to attack. "
No matter how strong the mecha warriors are, they can't recover in one night. There is no treatment cabin for them to recover.
Nangong Mei grinned, "If there are shameless people attacking, we will release the mascot Jiang He."
Everyone laughed. This is indeed a good idea!
Feng Ling reminded them, "When the alien beasts attack, we have to work hard." They are afraid that the alien beasts will fight again after they are killed. If they are exhausted, they will lose.
The girl with glasses whispered, "If there are too many enemies, we can use the alien beasts to retreat strategically."
The audience on the Star Network sprayed the girl with glasses, "What strategic retreat, it's actually running away."
Nangong Mei was particularly unhappy. She always liked to fight head-on. Running away is not her style.
Of course, she also knew that the most important thing was to keep the points. Yanhuang Star has always been the king of military exercises. They can't lose!
At this time, a military school student walked into the armored tank, "Captains, Jiang He has something to talk to you about."
The captains present were all stunned. Although they were puzzled, Jiang He had a special position in their hearts and would not look for them for no reason.
When they arrived, they understood why Jiang He wanted to look for them.
Jiang He pulled out the needle, sprayed disinfectant, and said without raising his head: "Next."
The next student immediately sat in front of him, but he was not afraid at all. He smiled and said: "I always thought acupuncture would hurt."
"Acupuncture doesn't hurt, it hurts to upgrade physical fitness."
"Now we know, I didn't expect acupuncture to relieve muscle soreness."
Jiang He disagreed, "Isn't there a treatment cabin? It's more convenient to have a treatment cabin, and you can go online while treating the disease."
"The treatment cabin costs money, but this one doesn't cost money."
Jiang He was speechless. What's the matter with this look of profit?
Dozens of teenagers were naked from the waist up, with silver needles on their backs.
Jiang He felt that he was indeed foresighted and had stolen so many needles from the warship before.
Greed,桡悛灉鍐卭牌扉牀红敊畇甛囃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩综合銆 Call several captains to a meeting.
Feng Ling said in a deep voice: "Our Yanhuang Star has a high score. If I'm not mistaken, the situation will be very serious next time!"
Everyone present understood this. Whoever can defeat them will get first place.
Feng Ling continued: "I have notified other teams from Yanhuang Star to come and join us! I am worried that people from other planets will unite and fight with more people. No matter how powerful we are, we can't fight head-on."
Nangong Mei said carelessly, "Let's unite our allies."
Andrew's face was serious, "Let's get through tomorrow first. Today we fought with those two teams and killed alien beasts. Now everyone is very tired... I'm worried that someone will take the opportunity to attack."
No matter how strong the mecha warriors are, they can't recover in one night. There is no treatment cabin here for them to rest.
Nangong Mei sneered, "If there are shameless people attacking, we will release the mascot Jiang He."
Everyone laughed, this is indeed a good idea!
Feng Ling reminded them, "When the alien beasts attack, we have to work hard as well." They are afraid that after killing the alien beasts, they will fight again. If they are exhausted, they will lose.
The girl with glasses whispered, "If there are too many enemies, we can use the alien beasts to retreat strategically."
The audience on the Star Network sprayed the girl with glasses, "What strategic retreat, it's actually running away."
Nangong Mei was particularly unhappy. She always liked to fight head-on, and running away was not her style.
Of course, she also knew that the most important thing was to keep the points. Yanhuang Star has always been the king of military exercises, and they can't lose!
At this time, a military school student walked into the armored tank, "Captains, Jiang He has something to ask you."
The captains present were all stunned. Although they were puzzled, Jiang He had a special status in their hearts and would not look for them for no reason.
When they arrived, they understood why Jiang He wanted to find them.
Jiang He pulled out the needle, sprayed disinfectant, and said without looking up: "Next."
The next student immediately sat in front of him, but he was not afraid at all. He smiled and said: "I always thought acupuncture would hurt."
"Acupuncture doesn't hurt, it hurts to upgrade your physical fitness."
"Now we know, I didn't expect acupuncture to relieve muscle soreness."
Jiang He disagreed, "Isn't there a treatment cabin? It's more convenient to have a treatment cabin, and you can go online while treating the disease."
"The treatment cabin costs money, but this is free."
Jiang He was speechless. What's wrong with this look of profit?
Dozens of teenagers were naked from the waist up, with silver needles stuck on their backs.
Jiang He felt that he had foresight and had stolen so many needles from the warship before.
!"
"That's right, it's so annoying. It made people so excited, but it turned out to be a headline party! "
The official morning and evening newspapers of Yanhuang Star quickly came out to refute the rumors. The government and military leaders were interviewed separately and talked about the importance of Jiang He.
They repeatedly pointed out that because of Jiang He, the traditional Chinese medicine of Yanhuang Star began to revive. He alone could be worth ten armies! Humans are expected to have an advantage in the war with the Zerg.
It is indeed an advantage. Ordinary people don’t know that in the past hundred years, the Zerg has occupied hundreds of human resource stars. The interstellar joint government holds meetings every year to worry about where the path of mankind will go...
The governments of various planets dare not tell the public the predictions of scientists. In fact, humans do not have an advantage in the war between humans and Zerg. At most, in a thousand years, humans will go to extinction.
The acupuncture technique discovered by Jiang He can improve human mental and physical strength, allowing the United Interstellar Government to finally see hope for mankind.
This time, human scientists predict that there will be a large number of double-S or 3S talents in mankind, and mankind may not perish.
The President of the Interstellar Federation, who was watching the live broadcast online, was drinking coffee and finally relaxed his frown.
As long as there is enough time, humans will continue to invent powerful weapons, and maybe one day they can completely eliminate the Zerg.
**
Jiang He didn't think that far ahead. He just felt that he had seen too much of the man's tangled muscles, which was a bit irritating to his eyes.
He said weakly: "Okay, next one."
"I'm the only one left."
A soft voice sounded, Jiang He looked up and saw Fengling walking in.
Jiang He cheered up and decided to look at Fengling's beautiful face a few more times to wash his eyes.
The other party was a girl, so Jiang He specifically ordered: "Just wear a vest."
Fengling took off his coat generously.
Jiang He coughed. The military vest was too close-fitting. Although acupuncture was very convenient...
Andrew came over and smiled, "I mean Jiang He, we can also wear vests for acupuncture. Did you want to admire our perfect muscles, so you ordered us to take off our clothes?"
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He said with a gentle smile, "The material of the military vest is special, and it is very laborious to insert the needle. Even if I am not tired, the needle will break easily... You can consider not taking off your clothes next time, as long as you are not afraid of the needle breaking the flesh."
In an instant, everyone was as quiet as a chicken.
Jiang He didn't move around Fengling's perfect figure.
After looking at her slender waist, he suggested: "Actually, women don't have to pursue their figure too much. You are not fat even if you gain twenty pounds, so eat more high-protein and nutritious things! Acupuncture improves physical fitness, similar to ancient times. Cleansing the menstrual flow and cutting the marrow is also said to eliminate toxins and waste from the body and improve the physical condition...with drugs, moistening the body and improving the body's physical condition."
"It's just, it's so annoying. It makes people look forward to it so much, but it turns out to be a headline-grabber!"
Yanhuangxing's official Morning and Evening News quickly came out to refute the rumors, and government and military bosses were interviewed respectively to talk about the importance of rivers.
They repeatedly pointed out that because of Jiang He, Yanhuang Star's Chinese medicine began to recover, and he could withstand ten armies by himself! Humanity is expected to have the upper hand in the war with the Zerg.
It is indeed an advantage. Ordinary people don't know that in the past hundred years, the Zerg have occupied hundreds of human resource stars. The interstellar coalition government holds meetings every year to worry about where the human race should go...
The governments of various planets simply do not dare to tell the public the predictions of scientists. In fact, in the war between humans and Zerg, humans do not have the upper hand. At most, humans will be extinct in a thousand years.
The acupuncture technique discovered by Jiang He can improve human mental and physical strength, allowing the United Interstellar Government to finally see hope for mankind.
This time, human scientists predict that there will be a large number of double-S or 3S talents in mankind, and mankind may not perish.
The President of the Interstellar Federation, who was watching the live broadcast online, was drinking coffee and finally relaxed his frown.
As long as there is enough time, humans will continue to invent powerful weapons, and maybe one day they can completely eliminate the Zerg.
**
Jiang He didn't think that far ahead. He just felt that he had seen too much of the man's tangled muscles, which was a bit irritating to his eyes.
He said weakly: "Okay, next one."
"I'm the only one left."
A soft voice sounded, Jiang He looked up and saw Fengling walking in.
Jiang He cheered up and decided to look at Fengling's beautiful face a few more times to wash his eyes.
The other party was a girl, so Jiang He specifically ordered: "Just wear a vest."
Fengling took off his coat generously.
Jiang He coughed. The military vest was too close-fitting. Although acupuncture was very convenient...
Andrew came over and smiled, "I mean Jiang He, we can also wear vests for acupuncture. Did you want to admire our perfect muscles, so you ordered us to take off our clothes?"
Jiang He had a gentle smile on his face, "The material of the military vest is special. It is very laborious to insert the needle. Even if I am not tired, the needle will break easily... You may consider not taking off your clothes next time, as long as you are not afraid of the needle breaking the flesh."
In an instant, everyone was as quiet as a chicken.
Jiang He didn't move around Fengling's perfect figure.
After looking at her slender waist, he suggested: "Actually, women don't have to pursue their figure too much. You are not fat even if you gain twenty pounds, so eat more high-protein and nutritious things! Acupuncture improves physical fitness, similar to ancient times. Cleansing the menstruation and cutting the marrow is also said to help the body eliminate toxins and waste and improve physical fitness...using medicine
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