The Book of Maiden Contract

Although it was known a long time ago that Hong Ling's off-line has actually reached the level of loss of humanity, whether it is a malicious act of cuteness or a cold joke, people feel powerless from the bottom of their heart, but Lin Xiaoke always believes...Although this guy There is a problem with her character, but she is also a peerless powerhouse anyway, so she must carefully consider and savor what she says, otherwise it is very likely that she will miss important things.

But at this moment, Lin Xiaoke finally understands...The previous self was really too sweet.

Ignoring Hong Ling’s strength, in fact, this guy is just a madman, thinking all day, full of unrealistic ideas, always doing something crazy and saying things that make people crazy somehow. , The dumbfounding intelligence is off-line and maliciously selling cute girls!

I used to think about what she said seriously. It was simply the act of brain flooding, because what she said was completely meaningless, and I just thought too much, so she has always been led by her nose and then being tricked. Got to go round and round... In fact, just ignore it completely, why don't you understand? !

Rather than listening to this guy's nonsense, it's better to watch the little movie directed by Lin Luo. Although there is nothing that can make people's eyes shine, at least Lin Luo's commentary is very interesting.

Therefore, Lin Xiaoke, who had rearranged his mood, immediately stopped paying attention to Hong Ling. After setting up a guard in his heart, he connected the network again...Because he was too defenseless before, he was attacked by Hong Ling. This Once you have a mind, something like that before will definitely not happen again.

After all, Hong Ling is just a boarding soul, and it is herself who can really dominate this body.

And before that, during the period of Lin Xiaoke's dialogue with Hong Ling, there was also a small episode on Lin Luo's side.

After being confessed in public by Lin Xiaoke twice in a row, Lin Luo didn't know if she really meant it or was joking, anyway, he felt messy in the wind anyway.

Then, before she was relieved from the shock, Gaia, the bear kid, began to join in the fun, looking at Lin Luo with excitement, as if he had been confessed, and said: "Hey, that girl is already I confessed to you, how do you respond to her?"

Lin Luo looked at the expressions of everyone in the room: Gu Mingdi felt that she was smiling, and she couldn't see the joy, anger, sorrow or joy. Sanae was full of contempt. As always, she was unhappy with herself. Alaya was expressionless, making people think she was just one. Inflatable doll, the last Gaia... this bear kid!

Lin Luo cursed secretly, then looked at Gaia affectionately, and said solemnly: "I like you."

"Uh!" Gaia's face changed suddenly. Obviously he didn't expect that the fire of confession would even burn on her body. She was so unscientific that she was shocked and quickly said, "Hey, hey, what are you doing? You can eat, but you can’t talk nonsense."

There was a rare trace of panic in her tone.

Lin Luo smiled and said: "I didn't talk nonsense, I was just confessing to you. As long as you respond to my confession first, I will naturally tell you how I will respond to her confession."

"You..." Gaia was taken aback, and then finally realized that he had been tricked, and he gave a cold snort and stopped speaking.

It’s just that Gaia, the bear kid, is obviously a master who can’t settle down. He just decided not to pay attention to Lin Luo. After five seconds, he found that Lin Luo’s commentary was missing and the movie was no longer so interesting. He turned his head and said. , "Hey, can I run a trick inside?"

"Run a dragon?" Lin Luo couldn't help being taken aback. Of course he understood the literal meaning of these three words, but he didn't understand when Gaia uttered these words... Tell me, it's a restraining force that requires Fengde The wind is going to rain and the rain is too much. Running him to watch a movie can also be said to be a leisurely sentiment. But going to the movie to run the game, this is not too idle!

"Yes." Gaia nodded again and again, with a hint of excitement on his face, "Just sitting here and watching them play is not fun enough, I really want to join them, you just let me be a prophet or a sage. Give them some guidance, okay?"

Good your sister, good!

Lin Luo cursed secretly, but with an embarrassed look on his face, he shook his head and said: "This is not good, the plot and everything have been set, and no more characters can be added."

"As long as it doesn't affect the plot, add one at random."

"This really doesn't work..."

"Add one and you won't get pregnant!"

"Although I won't get pregnant, I will die..."

"Do you add it?"

"do not add."

"Do you add it or not?"

"I really can't do anything. As a director, I must be responsible for my film."

Lin Luo put on a just and awe-inspiring attitude and outspokenly rejected Gaia's request. After confirming that Lin Luo really would not add characters to her, Gaia pouted suddenly, like an abandoned woman. Staring at him like, "Sniff!"

"Haha." Lin Luo smirked and didn't say much.

As a director, he must be responsible for his own film. It is pure nonsense. If he wants to, let alone add a dragon sleeve, even if adding a hundred dragon sleeves, there is no problem, but if the dragon sleeve is Gaia, it will be absolutely impossible. .

With Gaia's power and her urinary sex, if she is really allowed to participate in the melee in Fuyuki City...well, she will definitely not take it seriously, purely with a game attitude, but even so, as long as she is slightly Playing too far may cause very bad consequences. How could Lin Luo let her go!

Although Gaia is one of the highest mysteries in this world as a restraining force, Lin Luo is also necessary to collect her mysteries, but it doesn’t matter whether she participates or not, because she is the planet itself, as long as the planet is still alive, The planet is moving, and her mysteries are constantly being released...Like Alaya, although they are the most mysterious, they are also the best to collect.

In fact, for Lin Luo, Gaia’s presence here is already troublesome enough. In order to let this bear kid stay in peace, he racked his brains and sweats to come up with the idea of ​​a movie overnight. Accompanying to explain to her, he can't do anything on his own...If he hadn't used ninety-nine percent of his power to change the formation of the world, causing his strength to regress, he wouldn't be so. Used to Gaia.

If Gaia could lie quietly on the bed like an inflatable doll, he would be very happy. If he could beat her legs, knock her back, warm the bed, etc., it would be even better... Although for now, this is still very extravagant.

Zi Zi Zi...

At this moment, a burst of electric waves suddenly sounded, and Lin Luo immediately looked towards the upper left corner where the sound came from, and found that on that screen, Lin Xiaoke's cold figure appeared again.

"Sorry, there was a kid who was messing around just now, what I said before, you forget all about it." Lin Xiaoke said immediately after it appeared.

"...Oh, okay." Lin Luo nodded and looked away from Lin Xiaoke's screen.

Although he was quite curious about what happened just now, if he continues, he is also a little unable to bear it. Lin Xiaoke told him not to care, which was exactly what he wanted.

As for why Lin Xiaoke suddenly said such things, Lin Xiaoke's secrets were no less than him, and it was nothing strange at all.

"Hey! Commentary! Commentary!" On the sofa next to Gaia, who was depressed because he failed to get on the dragon's sleeve, was still sulking, and found that Lin Luo seemed to have forgotten her. He slapped the table fiercely and made a big hair. temper.

Sooner or later, I will turn you into an inflatable doll!

Lin Luo said to himself, with a smile on his face, holding the microphone in one hand and pointing to the screen, and said: "Okay, the film has reached its climax, and it is the three heroines and their Ji...friends. The plot of the battle with the four kings under the seat of the devil, but before that, I will give a brief summary."

"At this time yesterday, the three heroines had a second confrontation with the miracle maiden among the four heavenly kings. The miracle maiden who originally had an absolute advantage, but because of the sudden morning sickness during the battle, the magic was interrupted, and finally I was finally defeated by the three heroines, and received the first fresh lunch delivered by Shunfeng Express in the film...No, it is two copies...Oh, the child is innocent."

"Who is having morning sickness! I have no children!" As soon as Lin Luo's voice fell, Sanae had already yelled, her beautiful eyes full of anger.

"Oh! Didn't you have morning sickness? How did your magic stop?" Lin Luo asked immediately.

"Nonsense! You didn't cut it off for me, or how could I fail!"

"But I didn't do anything at all, and you told me a few days ago that I suddenly wanted to eat something sour recently, and I often felt nauseated and vomiting, dizzy and fatigued, and even my aunt hadn't been here for a long time. , This is obviously a reaction to pregnancy." Lin Luo said frankly, that is, he is him, and it is estimated that another person can't say such a shameful remark.

Sanae was about to cry, "I never said these things at all!"

"Isn't there? Let's ask the audience." Lin Luo handed the microphone to Gaia and the others, and asked, "Audience, did the miracle maiden lose the battle because of morning sickness yesterday?"

"Yes, yes, it's because of morning sickness!" Gaia, the bear child, nodded immediately, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Alaya remained expressionless.

"Well, not speaking is acquiescence." Lin Luo said so, and then handed the microphone to Gu Ming Dijue.

Gu Mingdi felt somewhat embarrassed, "That...it seems to be like this in the setting."

Finally, it was Lin Xiaoke's turn.

Probably because she was bullied by Hong Ling, she also felt a little bit of venting. He said against his will: "Indeed, it is really morning sickness."

"Look, everyone thinks so." Lin Luo turned around and looked at Sanae deeply.

At this moment, Sanae's body trembled wildly, her eyes full of tears.

"Uuuuu...you all bullied me..."

Then she cried and ran away.