The blue sea, my youth

After rushing to finish the homework, Takaharu and his friends welcomed the day to test the results of their work.

However, seeing Associate Professor Ushiromiya sleeping soundly, and even pigeons flying around him, they thought about how they had worked so hard to complete the homework he left, but he didn't take it seriously...

Yamamoto couldn't help but go forward and chased the pigeon away. As the pigeon flew away, Associate Professor Ushiromiya also woke up and heard Takaharu and his friends' complaints.

But Associate Professor Ushiromiya had a different opinion on what Takaharu and his friends said.

"It's all your own fault!" Associate Professor Ushiromiya said confidently, "Who told you to write such a boring report that everyone who listened to it fell asleep? You're not ashamed of it."

After that, Ushiromiya accused more confidently: "A good report should be full of beauty, just like making a cup of my favorite rose tea in the morning, accompanied by my beautiful humming, it's like completing a work of art--"

After the accusation, Associate Professor Ushiromiya threw up all the reports they handed in. Looking at the reports flying in the air, the few people who felt that their efforts were in vain lowered their heads and looked gloomy.

...After class...

In the cafeteria, the few people who bought their meals put their trays on the table and couldn't bear it anymore.

"That bastard pissed me off!" ×7

Nojima: "What did that guy say?"

Yamamoto shed tears: "Do you know how hard we work? In order to squeeze out time to do this report, I even almost got the long-awaited A.V...."

"Look at me!" Kouhei also shed tears, "The latest episode of this season's hegemonic animation... I can only ask someone to record it for me... This humiliation will be remembered forever!"

"Who are you? What are your tears?" Takaharu knocked on the table, "I don't even have time to spend with my girlfriend! My happy sex life..."

After punishing Takaharu who was not sure whether to complain or show off, Mitarai continued: "Besides, he is also the one who laughs at you!"

Fujiwara: "That's what I mean! Every lecture is so boring!"

"Did he also say, 'It's all your fault that your reports are so boring'?" Iori laughed angrily, "Haha, uncle is so arrogant, we have to let him know who he is picking a fight with!"

As Iori issued a declaration of resistance, the scumbags showed cruel smiles, and even Takaharu who was knocked down just now sat up and showed the same smile.

...The next day...

With two 'dong, dong' sounds, Associate Professor Ushiromiya put down the handouts used to knock on the desk, "Okay, no one is late or absent."

Hearing this, Takaharu looked around and didn't find Chisa who always sat in the front row to listen to the lecture, but he didn't say anything.

"I, the next chief candidate for professor, will teach you," Associate Professor Ushiromiya pulled his gloves hard, "You must be grateful for every minute and every second and savor it carefully."

After putting on his gloves, Associate Professor Ushiromiya gently picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard, "Then let's start the lecture notes on material mechanics."

Just as he turned around, there were "crunch, crunch" and "rustle, rustle" sounds from the audience, and it was obvious that someone was eating potato chips and drinking water.

Instantly, Associate Professor Ushiromiya turned around and pointed to the audience, "Who is it? How dare you eat during class!?"

The audience was silent, and everyone sat there obediently, motionless, as if nothing had happened just now, and everything was Associate Professor Ushiromiya's illusion.

The prospective professor, who believed that he had not heard wrong, walked slowly to the stage, then asked two students, walked to the front of the podium, stretched out his arms and rotated 180 degrees with one foot as the center, facing the stage, raised his head, and said in a self-proclaimed cool and handsome way: "No eating in class!! This is common sense."

Feeling that he had frightened the students, he picked up the handouts again, "Then let's continue the class. Material mechanics is the mechanics of materials--"

'Gulp, gulp' A classmate couldn't help being thirsty, so he took out his water bottle and drank two sips of water. Even though he was very careful, he still The sensitive associate professor noticed, "No drinking water!"

After confiscating the student's water bottle, the associate professor continued the lecture: "Mechanics is the study of force--"

A 'pop' sound was heard, and the associate professor looked at the source of the sound and roared: "I told you not to drink water!"

"Huh?" Iori, who made the sound, explained calmly, "Teacher, you misunderstood, I didn't drink water."

Especially the word "drinking water", Iori emphasized it, afraid that the associate professor would not believe it, Iori showed the bottle in his hand, which was a 500 ml can of draft beer.

The associate professor stared at the beer with bloodshot eyes, "You drank beerIsn't alcohol even more exaggerated? ! "

Nojima: "These are all trivial matters, please continue the class."

Fujiwara: "Please don't waste time."

The associate professor was so angry that his body leaned back and almost fell over, "You are a bunch of rotten stinky chamomiles! !"

This time, the associate professor saw another student who stood up the textbook and hid behind the textbook secretly.

He walked over quickly, lifted the textbook up, and smiled maliciously: "Eat lunch in advance?"

The student who was secretly eating a sandwich was startled and couldn't put down the sandwich in his hand. The associate professor's face suddenly became gloomy again, "I told you not to eat!"

The student chewed the food in his mouth and argued: "It's not just me. "

At this time, the associate professor looked around the class and found several people with textbooks standing upright.

When he opened the first book, it was relatively normal, just biscuits. When he opened the second book, it was a box of lunch box, which was slightly abnormal. When he opened the third book, it was abnormal, it was a seafood feast. When he opened the fourth book, it was completely abnormal - a barbecue being grilled!

The meat slices on the electric iron plate were still sizzling. They were basically almost grilled, emitting a charming aroma, and the meat slices also formed natural wrinkles.

"I won't say anything about eating seafood in the classroom," the associate professor sighed as he looked at the crabs, oysters and abalone on Takashi's desk, turned around and pointed at the barbecue plate on Iori's desk, his eyes were red with anger, "You're still grilling meat, are you going to heaven! ? "

Iori was turning the meat slices with a tongs to make them evenly heated. After hearing what the associate professor said, he asked innocently, "What did you say? ”

Yamamoto came over unknowingly, took the cooked meat slices away and said, "It just happened to be put into the bag."

After hearing the explanation, the associate professor not only did not ease his anger, but became even angrier, "Would anyone happen to carry such a thing out? !"

The angry associate professor walked to the podium and announced loudly: "I am so angry! Everyone, pour out the contents of your bag for me to see!"

Although the audience was dissatisfied, they still obediently poured out everything they brought.