The bizarre adventure that begins with One Punch Man

Just like an experienced farmer who realizes that the cabbages in the field are about to be eaten, Xingzi asked casually:"Who is coming to see our section chief this time?"

The police officer on duty glanced at Fubuki cautiously while waiting for a reply:"Yes...it's a very beautiful lady."

Sure enough, another roasted fox came!

"Our section chief isn't here!"

"Hmm?" Qiao Sen, who had just walked into the office, paused."Xingzi, is anyone looking for me? What do you mean I'm not here?""

"Humph, it's just a harassing call."

Seeing his deputy section chief's sullen face, Qiao Sen shrugged:"Oh, okay."

Beep, beep... the other end of the phone hung up, and the police officer on duty was a little at a loss:"That……"

"I heard it," Fubuki played with her hair with interest,"You're avoiding me? It turns out that heroes all have their own personalities."

"It's okay, I'll wait here for him to get off work."

Crack. Something seemed to break in the dazed police officer's heart.

"Section Chief, your official appointment document has been faxed over."

"Really? The headquarters is really quick.

Qiao Sen took the stamped document from Xingzi and glanced at it.

" After research and decision:

Patrolman Qiao Sen (Police Officer No. PCZ9527) of City Z is promoted to the position of Deputy Inspector of the Special Affairs Section and appointed as the Chief of the Special Affairs Section of City Z. The probation period is one year.

The term of office is calculated from today.

——A City Metropolitan Police Department"

Qiao Sen put down the appointment document and handed it to Xingzi for filing:"Okay, it's your turn next."

Xingzi took it sourly:"We are not like you, triple jump!……"

Qiao Sen stood up, put his finger on the forehead of the policewoman and pushed her away:"You are just making a fuss."

When he was in the training camp, the boss was ready to help him get promoted to the top of the headquarters within a year, but he refused. That kind of promotion speed is called meteoric rise.

After dealing with the backlog of affairs in class, Xingzi went to the bathroom, and Qiao Sen took the opportunity to pat his butt and slip away. When there is something to do, the deputy does it, and when there is nothing to do, the deputy does it...

In order to prevent his subordinates from rebelling, Qiao Sen did not go through the main door. He activated his telekinesis and catapulted into the corridor, leaving work at the speed of light in an instant.

At night.

Fubuki sat in the reception room in the hall, flipping through the police magazine at hand boredly.

The time to get off work has passed. Except for those who work overtime, on duty, and have unfinished cases, most of the other police officers left in the evening.

Gurgle...

Fubuki's lower abdomen made a small protest, her eyebrows twitched slightly, and veins on her forehead were faintly popping. She was really hungry.

This abominable man hasn't even left work yet just to avoid me. This is too much!

"Miss Fubuki, I ordered a dragon and phoenix noodle set meal, would you like to have some?"

The police officer who volunteered to work overtime and beat off his colleague who took over came over with a box of steaming hot soup noodles. The aroma of the ingredients drifted into her nose, and Fubuki's eyes went dark, and she felt even hungrier.

"……No, please ask again for me, where is Officer Qiao Sen? Hasn't he finished his get off work yet?"

"Ah, you are still waiting for him," the police officer on duty smiled darkly in his heart,"I just ran into a colleague from the Special Affairs Section, and heard that Officer Qiao Sen got off work at noon." He got off work...at noon!

A terrible momentum broke out, and the police officer on duty, who had just finished accusing Qiao Sen of something bad, shuddered. The takeaway in his hands suddenly floated up uncontrollably, and his police hat, the paper and pen, the tables and chairs in the reception room were also covered with a layer of blue light, and they all floated up at the same time.

In the end, even the police officer on duty himself felt a force binding his limbs and neck, and he floated into the air without gravity.

"Blow, blow, blow... Miss Fubuki! Stop it now... I can't breathe anymore.……"

Huh— the violent Fubuki regained her sanity and exhaled a breath of depressed air. The green in her eyes faded away, and the floating objects in the entire reception room lost the support of telekinesis and fell to the ground with a clang.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Officer, I'm causing you trouble." Fubuki turned and walked out of the reception room."Next, I have to go and settle accounts with a certain irresponsible man."

"What, what... irresponsible?"

Abandoning someone after having sex?!"

The police officer on duty had an overturned bowl of dragon and phoenix noodles on his head, his eyes went dark, and he fainted.

……

"Ah—sneeze!"

Qiao Sen, who was dealing with a soap monster attacking the women's bathroom, suddenly closed his eyes and sneezed. The monster, who was cut off but still alive and kicking, suddenly had his eyes brightened and shouted,"Good opportunity! Take my special move, the bubble beam!"」！"

Two strings of soap bubbles burst out from the weirdo's hands and shot forward.

Qiao Sen took out a tissue and wiped his nose. With a snap of his fingers, a rusty steamroller appeared out of thin air and smashed down on the head of the hideously laughing weirdo with heavy potential energy.

"Well……"

The arrogant laughter stopped abruptly. With a loud bang, the cracked ground created by the steamroller splashed with liquid soap.

"Noisy, and with foam beams, you think you are a water-type Pokémon! How can there be such a lustful and useless Pokémon!"

Qiao Sen blew his nose and threw the tissue into the trash can while complaining.

Then he only had time to put the steamroller back into the card state after finally appearing once, and then he was greeted by a group of enthusiastic female fans wrapped in bathrobes and towels.

"Thank you, Mr. Super Police, for saving me!!"

"Qiao Senjun, this weirdo is so scary, luckily you are here... You stinky bitch, get out of Qiao Senjun's arms!"

"Why? I was here first!"

"Super Police, I love you!"

……

"Don't crowd, please sign one by one.……"

"Miss, please put on your clothes."

"Auntie... Sister, please restrain yourself."

"……"

The scene was very chaotic.

It was not until the reporters arrived that Qiao Sen managed to shake off the crazy fans by taking the opportunity of an interview.

"Phew, I feel like this is even harder than dealing with a ghost-level monster."

A white monster card appeared in Qiao Sen's hand, a wolf-level monster"Lewd Soap", whose ability is to make the surrounding environment slippery.

How weak is a monster of this level?

Perhaps if the group of female fans just now maintained their enthusiasm for chasing stars and rushed over, they could have cut it into pieces.

No matter how it mutates, it's just a piece of soap.

He decomposed this useless card as a strengthening material, and the information fed back by the stand came back.

【The monster's main body panel is too bad, and this enhancement failed. 】

Qiao Sen:"……"

Watching the deck directly reduce by one, Qiao Sen had the illusion that he was getting something for free.

He didn't need this little improvement. Although it was for free, it at least increased his exposure as a hero. In addition, some fanatical fans had just given him a free eye-catching benefit...

It was too good!

Thinking of this, his mood suddenly became better.