The bizarre adventure that begins with One Punch Man

Bangu waved with a smile, and suddenly saw Qiao Sen turned around and smiled, and the smile on his face froze.

As expected, the boy suddenly burst out with the energy of Liushuiquan, and his steps turned like a phantom. In the blink of an eye, he had already walked down the steps to the middle of the mountain.

"……"

Bang took a deep breath, put his hands behind his back and turned back to the dojo with a blank expression.

It's common sense to find a master before learning martial arts, asshole!

……

Slurp -

I got home and cooked two packs of instant noodles for myself. To supplement my nutrition, I added some braised beef, vegetables and five eggs.

After a big pot of noodles was cooked, Qiao Sen took a bite of the noodles. Suddenly, the phone in his pocket rang.

"Hello, this is Qiao Sen."

"Qiao Sen-kun, I am Saitama"

"It's Saitama, what do you want to talk to me about?"

In the evening, in a telephone booth.

Saitama looked at the weirdos and bounty hunters tied up in a circle behind him, and said,"It's like this, I caught a group of bad guys, including a weirdo. I thought Qiao Sen-kun was a policeman, so I called you to report it."

"A bunch of bad guys, and a weirdo?"

Qiao Sen was a little confused by the amount of information provided by the keywords. The key point is that the normal process of reporting a crime is not to make a private call to a police friend!

However, thinking of Saitama's train of thought, he still expressed his understanding:"Okay, I know, where do you live, I'll come right over"

"I live in……"

Using telekinesis to grab a pen and paper to write down the address Saitama described, Qiao Sen picked up the pot and quickly ate the noodles. The hot food went into his stomach and turned into energy to replenish his hungry body after the special training. After eating and drinking, Qiao Sen made two phone calls.

Then he opened the balcony door, and the azure telekinesis wrapped his whole body and soared into the sky.

Ten minutes later. After receiving Qiao Sen's information, the police station directly dispatched the special police team, and the armored vehicles led the way, whizzing all the way to the downstairs of Saitama's house, a row of two-story simple rental houses.

Because of its remote location and cheap rent, the residents inside are mixed, and it has long developed into a criminal den known as the"Crime Department Store" in urban legends.

Only Saitama, a rough-lined person, has lived there for so long before discovering the abnormality.

Of course, with his financial resources, there is no better choice.

A group of special police officers with live ammunition filed out of the police car and quickly controlled the situation.

At the same time, the Hero Association, which received the news, also hurried over under the leadership of Lanny, and the two sides just met.

At this time, Qiao Sen was pulling Saitama to ask about the details.

It turned out that when Saitama took the clothes, he learned that the owner of the clothing store had a difficult cash flow and had borrowed money from an underground bank, so he could only use the store to pay off the debt. Driven by justice in his heart, he decided to help the boss solve this problem.

Who knew that the underground bank was right next to his rented house, and the bank owner turned into a dark goldfish monster in front of him. Although not strong, it was disgusting.

So that the sportswear that had just been repaired was torn again

"Underground loan sharks, underwear thieves, counterfeit money factories... I never thought that mending clothes could cause so much trouble. I can only say that you are worthy of it!"

"Hey, is this a compliment? I feel like something is not right."

"Just take it as a compliment," Qiao Sen pulled Saitama between the police and the Hero Association who were arguing,"Come on, tell me what you just said again."

"Ah? I have to say it again. It's really troublesome!"

"Oh my, you know it's troublesome too? Stop talking nonsense and hurry up!"

……

"For the next thing, the association should contact the police directly."

"Thank you, Mr. Qiao Sen. The association is currently preparing to build the world's most advanced prison for weirdos. I will convince the police to hand over the goldfish weirdo to us!" Lanny straightened out the evil in front of her, her face full of gratitude,"Next time if you have such a harvest, please be sure to contact us!"

"Okay, I will definitely." Qiao Sen thought of Saitama who was taking a statement now because he was afraid of trouble."By the way, Saitama defeated that monster alone. He was also the one who defeated the frog man last time. Do you want to meet him?"

"Ah, are you Mr. Qiao Sen's friend? Of course, I can apply for a batch of bonuses from the association when I go back to award them to enthusiastic ordinary people like him."

"Huh? This isn't about the bonus.……"

Seeing that Lanny had no intention of recruiting Saitama, Qiao Sen had no choice but to give up.

As a friend, he didn't want his relationship with Saitama to become a vulgar money relationship.

(Saitama: No, I'm vulgar!)

After all the things were done, it was already late at night. After sending away a large number of police officers, Saitama always felt that he had forgotten something, but he just couldn't remember it for a while.

Then don't think about it.

Saitama habitually blocked out some trivial matters in life, so much so that he forgot that the news said that bounty prisoners can be collected as rewards.

So, the unlucky man with hair loss missed a batch of easily available money.

"Qiao Sen, do you want to come up and sit for a while? My place is not big, but I still have tea."

"That's fine. After all the hassle of the night, a cup of tea is a good idea. Qiao Sen stretched his body and said,"Sorry to bother you."

The two of them went upstairs together and came to Saitama's room.

As he said, the place was very small, and it was full of miscellaneous items from the entrance to the living room.

"Sorry for the joke.……"

A drop of cold sweat oozed from Saitama's forehead. Normally, he didn't notice it when he was alone, but when guests came, he realized that his house was so messy!

After a lot of haste, Saitama cleaned up a place where he could live. Saitama turned on the TV and he was busy boiling water and making tea.

Qiao Sen knew Saitama's financial situation, so he didn't despise him and sat down cross-legged.

Before he could even warm his butt, there was a knock on the door. Knock, knock , knock! It was quite loud.

"It's so late, who is it?"

Qiao Sen saw Saitama pouring water, so he stood up and went to open the door.

""Here I am."

He opened the door and saw an old lady with a gloomy face standing outside. It was Qiao Sen who opened the door. He recognized him as the one who had just dealt with���One of the offending police officers suddenly froze in his aggressive attitude:"……Hey, isn't that the guy?"

"Are you looking for Saitama?" Seeing the old lady nod, Qiao Sen turned around and shouted into the house,"Saitama, someone is looking for you!"

"Hey, here I come……"Saitama made some tea, walked over to see the person clearly, and immediately wanted to close the door. When the old lady saw Saitama coming, her face darkened, and the murderous intent she had when knocking on the door reappeared:"Hey, come out and talk to me!"

"Ah, I have to go out again, what a hassle!" Saitama's face froze, and he walked out reluctantly,"Well, Qiao Sen, please sit down for a while, the tea is ready, I'll go out for a while"

"It's okay."

Bang!

The door was slammed shut by the old lady, and a sharp roar was faintly heard from outside the door.

Qiao Sen picked up the teacup and drank two sips comfortably. The tea leaves were average, but he was not picky, just enjoying this relaxing process.

Bang!