The beginning pretended to buy a villa in the field

“I do have a villa in the magic capital, I heard my mother say that you plan to intern in the magic capital after graduation, and you will move out of the dormitory in the next two days?” Is there a place to live? If not, come to my side to live first, there are many rooms here, you can live as long as you want. ”

Chen Yi cleverly avoided the question of “buy or not”, but directly explained that he was in the magic capital villa, and finally pretended to be forced silently in front of his old classmates without lying.

At the same time, in order to deal with Su Yu, a difficult master, as soon as possible, Chen Ye directly explained the whole thing clearly, so as to prevent her from continuing to beep and give herself problems.

“Yes, I’m moving out of the dorm tomorrow! I haven’t found a place to live yet, so if you don’t mind if you are an old classmate, take it in! “Su Yu typed quickly, and the reply was naturally the same fast.

Just replied to such a large message, Chen Yi’s three words “no problem” did not have time to send out, she replied again:

“I still have two roommates with me here, is there any room arrangement on Boss Chen’s side?”

Chen Ye frowned when he saw it, and found that things were not simple.

Silently deleting the three words “no problem”, Chen Yi thought about it, and entered a few words in the dialog box: “Beautiful can be arranged, not beautiful I don’t want it.” ”

This was his first thought, because he couldn’t lie, so naturally he could only say it obediently.

But this is indeed a bit of a problem, if Su Yu’s roommates are beautiful, then naturally it doesn’t matter. But if it doesn’t look good, it’s too hurtful.

So when he was about to click “send”, Chen Yi moved wisely and added a funny expression after “beautiful can be arranged, not beautiful I don’t want it”.

I have to say that this expression from Tieba is indeed very magical and expressive. Many words added this expression, and others knew that it was ridicule at a glance.

“Hmph, I’m telling the truth, they can’t blame me for misunderstanding.” System little brother, after all, you are still a little younger! Chen Yi almost didn’t laugh out loud.

The inspiration he gets from this expression is not only to make people misinterpret the meaning when chatting with the prestige, but also to let others misunderstand the “big truth” they say through expressions, gestures, tone and other factors.

I’m a fucking genius!

Chen Ye couldn’t help but slap his thigh!

“Ding!”

“A bug has been detected in the task, and a rule is added.”

“When the host is telling the truth, he must not deliberately lead others to misinterpret your meaning by any means!”

Chen Yi: ……

He suddenly felt targeted.

Why is this special with a halfway change of rules?

Ding-dong~

WeChat’s message prompt sounded again.

Su Su:

“Of course it’s beautiful, it’s all a top beauty, otherwise I’m embarrassed to take it from you!”

A funny was also added later.

Chen Yi: “? ”

What’s the meaning of adding a funny? Just kidding? Or really?

Today, brother just received such a nonsense task, you will operate with me?

What does Chen Yi want back now? Of course, I want to ask Su Yu if her roommate is beautiful in the end.

But when you can add an expression before, you can add a funny sign that you are joking, but now you can’t add an expression, and then again, isn’t the emotional intelligence negative?

“What’s the matter…” While thinking, Chen Yi’s eyes suddenly flashed.

Directly bypassing this topic, he replied: “When are you going to move over?” I’ll pick you up. ”

Hehe, you are the system, you have to let me tell the truth, it is indeed bullish.

But Lao Tzu doesn’t say this, okay?

Mockup, fight me?

Of course, these words naturally did not come out of Chen’s words.

According to his observations, unless he actively calls the system in his mind, the system cannot spy on his thoughts, even if it is a lie detector, it should be through other means, not directly reading his thoughts.

Therefore, this time he directly did not say it, I don’t believe the system can still know that he found a bug again.

“Today or tomorrow, see when you have time.” Su Yu replied.

“Just today, I’ll pick you up at your school later, and call in advance when the time comes.” After replying to this sentence, Chen Yi immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally sent Su Yu, an operational player, without him, Chen Yi naturally wanted to stay at home as much as possible and reduce contact with people.

If you don’t talk to people, naturally there is no possibility of lying!

“Husband, are you awake?” At this time, Liuli, who had already gotten up early before Chen Yi woke up, suddenly pushed the door and walked in, and when he saw Chen Yi wake up, he immediately said:

“I’ve already made the meal, and I’ve made a few specialty dishes, husband, come and taste it.”

Today, Liuli is not wearing a maid outfit, but a simple black close-fitting long skirt, which outlines her delicate figure to the fullest, and a pair of long legs are wearing flesh-colored stockings.

Chen also found an important problem.

This woman also likes to wear high heels at home, and then match such a set of clothes, it is simply a crime!

Thinking of the task of the system, Chen Yi immediately said honestly with peace of mind: “I want to eat you!” ”

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