The old man was so angry that he couldn't help but shudder.
This is the first time he said this.
Li Beixuan was so scared that he couldn't help but shiver.
Damn it!
Originally, he wanted to run away and hide, but he didn't expect the old man to find him so soon!
"It's over, it's over..."
Li Beixuan's face turned pale.
He had caused such a big disaster, so he must have broken his legs, right?
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully selecting the task! ]
[Ding! The system issued a reward, the wind of the heart! ]
[The wind of the heart]: You can listen to the voices of people with a good impression or above, regardless of cultivation.
"What...? Can you listen to the voices of people with a favorable impression and above..."
This thing sounds awesome at first, but ask yourself, is it helpful to him now?
He is about to be beaten, and this dog system gave him this broken thing!
It's really like sending beggars away!
Just as Li Beixuan was cursing.
The ancestor of Wen Dao had already slowly landed in front of Li Beixuan from the sky.
Above the clouds, there were several figures of saints and saints hidden in the haze.
Among them were Ye Fei'er and Bai Huang, brother and sister.
At this time, the face of the Wen Dao Patriarch was gloomy and he said, "Stinky boy, you should give me an explanation for what happened before, right?"
As the voice of the Wen Dao Patriarch fell, another voice belonging to the Wen Dao Patriarch sounded in Li Beixuan's mind——
[Ah... I don't know if this kid is a little bit arrogant after becoming the Holy Son... He always likes to run outside recently...]
[Now that the Three Thousand Dao Realm demons are moving, the foreign lands are not very peaceful. If this kid is in danger...]
[No... Even if it hurts, I must teach him a lesson today! ]
After hearing this, Li Beixuan was also slightly stunned...
"Is this the voice of the ancestor...?"
"After listening to his words, can I avoid being beaten?"
Just as Li Beixuan was thinking.
Several more voices fell into Li Beixuan's ears.
Bai Huang's inner voice: [Tsk tsk...Looking at the old ancestor's appearance, Junior Brother Beixuan can't avoid being beaten today... Junior Brother Beixuan, just go with peace of mind, Senior Brother has prepared medicine for you! ]
Bai Qiluo's inner voice: [Hehehe...Old Ancestor Wendao is very fierce when he beats people, I don't know what Junior Brother Beixuan will look like when he cries? ]
Ye Fei'er's inner voice: [Junior Brother has been a little bit arrogant recently...I think as long as he doesn't kill him, it's always good to beat him more! ]
Li Beixuan almost vomited blood when he heard Ye Fei'er's inner voice.
Good guy, it turns out that the most gentle-looking senior sister can be so vicious when she speaks!
It's true that you can't know a person's heart by knowing his face!
"Being beaten?"
Li Beixuan smiled disdainfully: "Since the awakening system started, I'm sorry, I don't know how to write being beaten!"
Since he can't use the extreme emperor's weapon, don't blame him for using special means!
Li Beixuan only thought for a moment, and soon came up with an idea in his mind. As long as he appealed to the emotions and reasoned with Sun Tzu's Art of War, the strategy of self-torture...
Then the crisis would be resolved!
After thinking it over, Li Beixuan exhaled lightly.
Then he bowed to the ancestor of Wen Dao and said, "The reason for this is all because of Beixuan's inconsideration. Please forgive me, ancestor!"
"I went out this time because of my own trivial matters. Beixuan has always believed that people cultivate the great way for themselves, and their own affairs should be solved by themselves!"
"So, in order not to cause trouble to the Holy Land, Beixuan took the initiative to go out alone this time, but he never thought that Beixuan's reckless behavior would cause more trouble to the Holy Land!"
"Beixuan...you..."
Obviously, the ancestor of Wen Dao did not expect Li Beixuan to say this.
For a moment, he didn't know how to start the scolding that was originally brewing!
Bai Huang's voice: [Fuck...? How is this done? Why did the face of Wen Dao Patriarch change? Just one sentence can calm the Patriarch's anger? Junior Brother, this is so terrifying! ]
Bai Qiluo's inner voice: "[Junior Brother, this operation is too good, isn't it? Just a few short words, and the anger of Wen Dao Patriarch has been reduced by half? But when I got into trouble before, as long as I opened my mouth, the Patriarch would fight more fiercely?]
Silly and silly Ye Fei'er's inner voice: [It turns out that I have wronged Junior Brother Bei Xuan... Junior Brother Bei Xuan has always been thinking about Wuji Holy Land...]
Just keeping the arch
Li Beixuan, who was making hand gestures, was now facing downwards.
No one could see his triumphant smile.
This was called the advanced version of the "bitter flesh trick", which took the overall situation as the weather vane, took the initiative to admit mistakes as the core, and pretended to be stupid and pitiful!
Just say that everything you did was to avoid causing trouble for the Wuji Holy Land.
Then, without giving the other party a chance to make trouble, you directly and sincerely admitted your mistakes. Sincerity is the best killer move!
Finally, he pretended to be pitiful by using the "bitter flesh trick". He didn't believe that the Wen Dao Patriarch, who was soft on him, would not eat it!
But, there are always unexpected encounters in life!
Tell me loudly, what is the life principle of the Lao Liu Holy Land? !
That's right, it is not to play by the rules!
Almost at the same time, the voice of the Wen Dao Patriarch sounded in Li Beixuan's ears.
[Haha... I didn't expect this kid to be so good at pretending. ]
[But I have lived for so many years, what kind of people have I not seen? 】
【This kind of trick of using self-torture, I have seen a lot of it when I fought in foreign lands. 】
【Humph! Those guys pretended in front of me, saying that they had an 80-year-old mother and a newborn puppy. When I killed them, I didn't even blink! 】
"Fuck...?!"
It's really a stupid fruit on a stupid tree, and you and I are stupid under the stupid tree!
His ancestor is not only a ruthless person, but also a wolf-killer!
What the hell is this called a Confucian scholar?
Whose Confucian scholar specializes in swords and guns?
Good guy, it turns out that the real clown is himself?
"I see."
At this time, the ancestor Wen Dao spoke again, but his voice was more playful: "So, it was me who missed you?"
"It's great that you can think about the Wuji Holy Land!"
"Very good, the boy has not only grown wings, but also learned to speak nice words!"
"Tsk tsk... This little mouth is really like honey, I guess he coaxed a lot of young girls who were not familiar with the world in the past?"
Seeing the increasingly "kind" smile of the ancestor Wen Dao, the cold sweat on Li Beixuan's forehead was oozing more and more!
"Master Qin! Help me!"
"Can you wish me to survive this disaster!?"
"It's difficult, you kid, just admit defeat this time, this old guy's cultivation is not weak."
The Tianqing Xuanyuan Qin transmitted the voice: "There are only two ways, one, let your Master Qin and this old man fight thoroughly."
"Two, ask Master Ding to take action!"
Hearing this, Li Beixuan was even more black line.
Now that he has revealed his trump card of possessing the imperial weapon, how can he be the sixth in the future?
"Is there no third way?"
"Yes, clean your butt, and it won't hurt so much when you fight!"
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