The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

Meng Lang patted his beating heart.

This is a big deal. According to your understanding, am I going to be side by side with God?

Although it sounds mysterious, if you think about it carefully, to the people in the world of the book, isn't he a god in a sense?

When my thoughts move, the world will move with me.

Isn’t the “I” in this book my “agent” in the “human world”?

Meng Lang began to carefully search for knowledge about religion and mythology in his mind, and suddenly discovered that other mythological stories in the world seemed to have some specious ideas.

For example, there is also a myth and legend about Brahma having a dream in Hinduism.

That is to say, the universe is just a dream of Brahma, and we live in his dream. As long as he turns over and wakes up, we will be shaken out of his dream like leaves and fall into complete nothingness.

In Buddhism, there is also a saying that "troubles are Bodhi and reincarnation is Nirvana."

It is believed that all living beings are in a sea of ​​suffering, with many troubles and pains, so there will be endless reincarnation. That is, all living beings in the three realms and the five elements are not free and trapped by reincarnation.

But if you can get rid of your delusions and achieve enlightenment, then it means that you will no longer have troubles and life and death, and you will be freed from the shackles of reincarnation.

This state of becoming a Buddha is called the path to Bodhi in Buddhism, which is also called Nirvana.

According to this religious thought, Meng Lang is undoubtedly the "dreamer".

It is also the so-called "Buddha" who jumps out of the three realms, is not in the five elements, and does not enter reincarnation!

Meng Lang quickly put an end to his thoughts about breaking through the world wall.

"My name is Meng Lang, a proletarian, an atheist, with a monthly income of 3,000, and a savings of tens of millions. I am still single, without a car or a house..."

He muttered a string of self-identifications.

I don’t mean anything else, I’m just afraid that I’m too arrogant.

Either way, the end of physics is mathematics, the end of mathematics is philosophy, and the end of philosophy is theology.

Haizi fell on the train, Gu Cheng went crazy, Lao She threw himself into the lake, Maupassant cut his throat, Zweig took poison, Aristotle jumped into the sea...

History tells us that the end of philosophy is also likely to be a locomotive...

To me, this world is real. Even if the world in the book regards me as a god, it is not as sweet as the bowl of "Pork Ribs and Lotus Root Soup" in front of me.

Smelling the aroma coming from the kitchen, Meng Lang's heart calmed down again.

But my thoughts are still unable to extricate myself from this issue.

[So...am I really the only witness? 】

This sentence in the book seems to echo in my mind again.

If these religious myths are not coincidental, then that is not the case.

Are you not the "only witness" to this book?

"Everything that is mysterious and unexplainable will eventually be rendered religious and mythological..."

Meng Lang couldn't help but think of this sentence.

"Forget it, what if you really know the 'historical text' of this world? Build a religion like God for fun?

What age is it? If you want to build a Church of Scientology..."

At least, you have to cure your Alzheimer's disease first...

Here comes an interesting question.

Question: What should I do if God has Alzheimer’s disease?

Answer: Of course, it is for believers to quickly improve their medical standards!

However, curing Alzheimer's disease is a long way off, so let's first think about how to save the second senior brother.

"Crack!"

At this moment, there was a sound of keys opening the door.

When the door was opened, Meng Lang saw Lin Haitang... and Yan Weiwei looking over.

The scene was quiet for a short moment.

The three people looked at each other, their eyes darting towards each other.

Lin Haitang had a strange expression on his face when he saw Meng Lang, as if he was hesitant to speak.

Yan Weiwei, who was dressed in black and wearing a scarf as if to wrap herself up, looked at Meng Lang's proud face and smiled a mysterious smile that didn't deserve a beating.

"Sister, are you back? Huh? Sister Yan is here too?"

Lin Xiaoyu poked her little head out of the kitchen, unaware of the subtle atmosphere at the scene.

"Humph! Didn't you expect that?" Yan Weiwei looked at Meng Lang proudly.

The corners of Meng Lang's mouth curved into a meaningful arc.

He leaned slightly on the sofa, crossed one of his legs, folded his hands on his knees, and used "King's Contempt" on Yan Weiwei.

"I didn't expect anything? I didn't expect you to come and eat and drink uninvited.

Still didn't expect... the person following us along the way was actually you? "

"Huh?" "Huh?" "What?"

Suddenly, everyone in the room was stunned.

"You...you you..." Yan Weiwei's eyes suddenly widened, pointing at Meng Lang and speechless.

"Sister Yan, did you just follow us?" Xiaoyu looked confused.

Lin Haitang also had a look of astonishment on his face.

He...he actually found out?

Anti-reconnaissance skills...are they real? !

"Then you two, do you have anything to explain?" Meng Lang looked at Lin Haitang and Lin Haitang calmly.

Make you cry!

Brother, I will avenge this revenge for you! You're welcome, one family doesn't speak the same language!

Hearing Meng Lang's casual question, Lin Haitang and Yan Weiwei both looked a little unnatural.

Time goes back to 1 hour ago...

Lihua: [Begonia, is Xiaoyu out of school soon? The little girl is probably very frightened. I'll help you pick her up from school in the next two days. 】

Haitang: [Um...Thank you Weiwei, but no, I'd better go by myself. 】

Lihua: [As a 007 overtime dog, how can you have time to pick up the children from school? Besides, I can’t be the captain of the Xiaoyu Guards for nothing.

Do you not trust me or the value of my force? 】

Haitang: [No need, I can do it. 】

Lihua: [It’s still the same as before, with the stubborn temper of the donkey. What’s the use of you going? If something really happened, could you read the criminal law aloud to scare away the bad guys? 】

Haitang: [……]

Lihua: [Okay, that’s it, I’m ready to go! 】

Haitang: [Well, Meng Lang also sent a Fetion message just now, saying that he would pick it up...]

Lihua: [What? Dare to compete with a poor nun for Xiaoyu! Just a team member! Tell him I'll go! 】

Haitang: [Well... I think what he said makes sense and is indeed more appropriate, otherwise...]

Lihua: [You...you...what kind of ecstasy soup did he pour into you to make you fall in love with him? I'm a 12-year-old with a bad leg, and I'm a little thief with one kick. Where is he? What does he have? 】

Haitang: [He said he has anti-reconnaissance capabilities. 】

Lihua: [……]

Lihua: [Do you believe such an outrageous reason? ! Are you out of your mind?

What I, a martial arts master, don't have, he, an ordinary person with no strength, can have the ultimate anti-reconnaissance ability! 】

Haitang: [Although I don’t really believe it, he was indeed the one who discovered Yuan Li. This matter is a bit hard to explain...]

Pear Blossom: [艹艹艹]

Lihua: [Thank you for being a top student, I, a scumbag, almost laughed at you! good! Didn't he say he had counter-reconnaissance capabilities? I'm going to follow him and see if he can find me! 】

Haitang: [Weiwei, don’t act recklessly, I’m kindly helping me. 】

Lihua: [No matter how well-meaning a person is, he already has a girlfriend, but he still shows courtesy for nothing. I think he is just greedy for your body! 】

Pear blossom:【ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ】

Haitang: [……]

Lihua: [Hmph! Are you curious, how did he discover Yuan Li? Do you have that anti-reconnaissance capability? 】

Haitang: [This...]

Lihua: [Don’t worry, leave everything to me. This heroine will take action and expose his lame lies! Ask him to tell me his IP, IQ, and IC card password! 】

Haitang: [What if you are discovered? 】

Lihua: [What? be found? How can I, a martial arts master, be discovered by an ordinary person? If I were caught, I would bark like a dog on the spot! 】

Haitang: [Add one more thing, change the nickname for me. 】

Lihua: [You...good! If I can lose this, I will make it happen for you! 】

Haitang: [Get out! 】

Begonia:【￣ε( # ￣】

…

Yan Weiwei's face was a little stiff.

She looked at Meng Lang, then at Lin Haitang, and then...

"Woof!"

"Well……"

Meng Lang was speechless.

Let me ask you to explain, why are you barking?

Are you taunting me in a roundabout way?

Lin Haitang looked like he couldn't help but laugh. Seeing Meng Lang and Xiao Yu's confused expressions, he suppressed his laughter.

"Weiwei made a bet with me on whether you have the ability to discover her. If you lose..."

That’s how it turns out…

Although the two women didn't say it explicitly, the answer was basically obvious.

This is to test whether he has any counter-investigation capabilities.

Hum! Sorry, I don’t have that stuff, but what do you rely on to get around?

Nothing else, just more brothers!

"Ahem! It smells so good, Xiaoyu, is it time to eat? Get an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks." Yan Weiwei looked embarrassed and changed the subject abruptly.

"Well... thank you for your hard work today." Lin Haitang said gratefully.

"Hard?"

Thinking of the scene at the school gate, Meng Lang smiled like an old father.

"It's not hard at all. You don't understand the joy of picking up a child..."

Lin Haitang: "???"