The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

"Sister Weiwei, why do I become the junior uncle?"

"Please, you're almost at your wits end, can I still be your master shamelessly?

According to the inheritance of our stream of consciousness, we are considered the first generation successors, and you are my junior sister. Isn’t it natural for him to call you uncle? "

"That's it... I'm just embarrassed~"

Yan Weiwei looked at Xiaoyu, who was a little shy and was putting lunch boxes on the table, and sighed helplessly in her heart.

What is a junior uncle?

With the talent of a monster like you, if you continue to grow, starting a sect may be trivial.

In the future, we might even be able to get the famous name of "Ancestor XX" or "Real Person XX"...

Damn it! Forget it Haitang, all the disciples of such a monster were snatched away by that guy!

But soon, Yan Weiwei's resentment was overshadowed by the smell of meat...

“It’s my favorite Dongpo pork!”

…

"So satisfied~burp~"

Half an hour later, Yan Weiwei patted her belly with a happy face.

"Xiaoyu, how can you make meat so delicious~"

Seeing that Yan Weiwei seemed to have regained her careless look, Xiao Yu said with a smile while clearing the tableware on the table.

"As long as Sister Weiwei likes it. Before she left, she specifically asked me to cook more of your favorite food and take good care of you."

"Hey! What do you mean by asking you to take care of me? She said the opposite!" Yan Weiwei suddenly said dissatisfied.

Seeing Xiaoyu cover her mouth and snicker, Yan Weiwei looked depressed.

"Thankfully your sister still remembered that we depended on each other at home, and she didn't say hello in advance. Suddenly she said she wanted to go to the capital with that guy Meng Lang..."

Although she was mentally prepared after returning from Mengjiacun.

But this time the two of them publicly went on a two-day and one-night trip. Doesn’t this make it an official announcement?

Forced dog food, this is...

Yan Weiwei became extremely angry when she thought of Meng Lang's expression as if he was married to a wife before he left.

In addition to the inexplicable sourness in my heart, there is also the unknown fire of having my own cabbage eaten by a pig...

"Didn't my sister say that I went to the capital this time for work?"

"Just believe her when she says it. How can a person who works in law have any working relationship with someone who sells insurance?

Such a bad excuse, just to deceive a kid like you! "

"But the uncle is really powerful. There are many legal books in his study..." Xiaoyu retorted weakly.

Before Meng Lang left, he gave Xiaoyu room access control. Whenever she was free recently, she would run to Meng Lang's study.

"Ha! Do you know what it means to do what you want? That's what Sima Zhao wants! This time he succeeded!"

"Ah? Sister Weiwei, you mean...uncle wants to chase my sister?"

"Is this not obvious?" Yan Weiwei rolled her eyes.

"Ah? Isn't that uncle very pitiful? My sister said before that she didn't want to have a boyfriend..." Xiaoyu looked worried.

Yan Weiwei was speechless when she heard this.

"Xiaoyu, where are you from? Are you worried about him?

That guy looks honest on the surface, but in fact he is as evil as a hornet's nest.

Instead of worrying about him, it's better to worry about your sister.

The little girl knows uncle and uncle all day long. If you don’t keep your sister under tighter custody, they might even get the certificate in a few days! "

"emm... But isn't that nice?

The uncle is so powerful and has a good character, should we object? "Xiao Yu asked innocently.

Yan Weiwei's expression froze.

I want to refute, but I dare not say anything else about that guy. His ability and character are really impeccable...

"Ahem! Of course I'm not against it... Mainly because I'm afraid that Haitang has never been in love before and is inexperienced and will be deceived by someone's sweet talk!"

"Is Sister Weiwei very experienced?" Xiao Yu asked innocently.

"I...even though I haven't talked about it, I have watched a lot of TV series! This is all life experience!" Yan Weiwei forced her respect.

"Oh~"

"Ding~" X2

At this moment, a message notification sound came from the two of them almost at the same time.

Xiaoyu took out the children's mobile phone Lin Haitang had bought for her from her pocket, opened it and saw that it was Meng Lang who had posted a selfie in the "Xiaoyu Guardians" group.

The time is 2:10 in the afternoon, the characters are Meng Lang and Lin Haitang, the background is "Beijing West Station", and there is a huge crowd.

In the photo, the uncle grinned and gestured with scissor hands, zooming away from the camera with one hand. Lin Haitang beside him seemed a little reluctant and had a twitchy expression.

There is another message below.

Meng said: [Arrived safely (proud)]

Xiao Yu silently closed her phone, raised her head and took a sneak peek...

"Ha! That's a good shot..."

Sure enough, Yan Weiwei was slowly putting away her phone.

He looked calm and relaxed, but the hand holding the phone made a crunching sound.

Xiao Yu shrank her neck inexplicably.

"Um...Sister Weiwei, why don't I go back first."

Yan Weiwei gave Xiao Yu a smile that said, "The years are quiet and peaceful."

"What are you talking about? There are many fun projects here. Let's just play here for a while today."

"Uh...but I want to go back and read a book..."

"A day off will not delay you from winning the Nobel Prize."

"Well...I'm afraid that it will delay Sister Weiwei's training..."

"It's okay! I'll let your nephew take you around first...Xiao Zheng!"

"Hey! Master!" Zheng Wan ran over.

"Take your little uncle around."

"yes!"

When Xiaoyu walked away, Yan Weiwei's smile that she tried hard to maintain slowly faded away, she pressed her hands down, and her dantian was filled with anger...

"Huh~ Don't be angry! Don't be angry! That guy just messed with my heart on purpose, and I won't let him succeed.

If your heart is as pure as ice, you will not be surprised if the sky falls..."

After taking a few deep breaths, Yan Weiwei's expression slowly calmed down.

"Ding~"

At this time, the phone beeped again.

Yan Weiwei raised her eyebrows and sneered.

I thought to myself, you’re not done yet, are you?

Will Saint Seiya "break defense" twice with the same move?

Tell you! impossible!

She picked up the phone with disdain.

However, what came this time was not a group message from Meng Lang, but a notification text message...

[[Su City Electric Power] Warm reminder: Dear Ms. Yan, you still have an outstanding electricity bill of 1,883.11 yuan, of which 1,431.68 yuan was the previous monthly electricity bill. Please pay before June 15th. If you exceed the due date, you will be charged liquidated damages according to regulations.

You can inquire or pay through the online State Grid APP. (Household number: XXXXXX, address: 1102, Building 9, Yipinju, XXXX Neighborhood Committee, Suzhou Province)]

Yan Weiwei: "..."

I want to talk about why Meng Lang's electricity bill was sent to the landlord's mobile phone.

Then we have to mention the impulsive "rent is halved and water and electricity are free" clause made by a certain landlord...

My best friend was stolen away, and now I have to pay her electricity bill...

Yan Weiwei only felt a mouthful of old blood...

…

"Crack!"

Zheng Wan was startled by the sudden movement behind her. When she turned around, she saw a wooden stake as thick as her thigh, which was kicked into two pieces by Yan Weiwei...

"Gu~" He swallowed, turned his head stiffly, and looked at Xiaoyu, who was only waist high next to him...

"Little...little uncle, master, are you in a bad mood today?"

Xiao Yu looked behind her, thought for a while, and said seriously like a young adult.

"Do you know...the difference between growing up and maturing?"

"Huh? What?"

"The so-called growing up means that you know what happened, and the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it. Do you understand?"

"Well……"