The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

"Uh...what did I just hear?"

"Dr. Zhai just asked...what is a spider web?"

"What's wrong?"

"I'm asking, what is a spider web?"

“+1 for same question”

"..."

Netizens posted another wave of comments, with many expressing doubts and shouting "???".

What is a spider web?

The proportion of people present and aware to the total number of people is almost equal to the proportion of highly educated people in the country.

Why do you say this? Because this is an academic literature database with a fairly monopolistic nature.

According to known data, Spider.com’s share in the university market is close to 100%, and more than 90% of domestic academic resource retrieval and full-text downloads come from Spider.com.

The total number of included documents exceeds 280 million, and the number of master's and doctoral theses reaches more than 3 million. It is a well-deserved academic "infrastructure"!

Of course, there are similar platforms like Wanfang and Weipu, but they are far less well-known than Spider Web.

One of the important reasons is "duplication checking".

As we all know, thesis plagiarism check is an insurmountable hurdle for many college students on their way to graduation.

Generally speaking, after writing the thesis, you need to compare the thesis with the existing database to ensure that the overlap between the article and the existing thesis is lower than the school's regulations.

In 2018, Spider.com stated in its introduction to the academic plagiarism checking system that more than 99% of colleges and universities were its paying users.

According to official disclosure data, two-thirds of Spider.com’s revenue comes from databases, and a large part of the remaining one-third comes from “duplicate checking fees.”

It is not difficult to understand that when Dr. Zhai, a postdoctoral fellow from a prestigious university, asked "What is a spider web?" many serious graduates present were confused.

The host was obviously stunned for a moment, but he quickly reconciled with a smile.

"To be honest, I am actually a bad student, but today is such a fun entertainment session, I guess we shouldn't forget about the bitterness and the sweetness, right?

By the way, Dr. Zhai, I heard that you are also very knowledgeable about food? Don’t know what your favorite dish is? "

"Haha! I know a little bit about it. My favorite dish is cabbage and snail slices. But this kind of cabbage is not ordinary cabbage, it is the kind of cabbage that is hard to find in the market..."

Dr. Zhai didn't seem to realize there was anything wrong with the question he just asked.

Seeing that the topic turned to the food that I was good at, I immediately started chatting with the host. With a confident smile and a high-spirited look, he looked completely different from just now...

Twenty minutes later, although there was some tension among the guests and a slight accident, the live broadcast finally ended in a somewhat awkward atmosphere.

However, no one, including Dr. Zhai's agent, realized it at the moment.

The Internet is a magical place that can infinitely magnify any advantages and disadvantages...

…

Not long after the live broadcast ended, the scarf trending list was topped by a rapidly rising hot topic.

The live video clips of Dr. Zhai and Duan Xiaoxian began to be reprinted crazily on major websites and media platforms...

"Postdoc? Assistant supervisor? That's it?"

"In ancient times, there was Liu Qiangdong who didn't know his wife was beautiful. Today, there is Dr. Zhai who doesn't know Zhuwang... It's an eye-opener!"

"Pfft! Spider web? Is this web likely to catch a headless fly?"

"Though I have been living in poverty for ten years, I can't compare to saying that I don't know the spider's web..."

"I was so scared that I quickly went to check for duplicates!"

"Come on, come on! Open, open! How high is the plagiarism check rate for papers written by people who don't know how to read spider webs?"

"I bet 50 cents, it will definitely exceed 30%!"

"Bullshit upstairs!"

"Sorry, I couldn't help but check it out, 46%! You're welcome, please call me Lei Feng!"

"Damn it! Did everyone move so fast? Chaoyang netizens are really pervasive!"

"Let me ask you, in this situation, is he considered a Shui Bo?"

"Haha! Don't worry, I guess the clarification from Yan Dian and Yan Da is already on the way..."

"Don't bother me! Isn't this causing trouble for others! It's my damn graduation season... I'm going to defend myself in May, so don't make any trouble for me!

One or two of them are still gloating about their misfortune. The whip hasn't hit them yet, right? "

"Hi~ Senior, you mean..."

"Could it be..."

"Don't say it! It's unlucky!"

"I am a senior in high school, will it affect the college entrance examination?"

"..."

"Gu~" Duan Xian couldn't help but swallow as he watched the popularity continue to soar, with 999+ comments from netizens.

Die, die! Things seem to be getting serious!

It's none of my business! I just made an ad placement and didn’t expect it to be a hot search!

"Very good!"

Unlike Duan Xian who looked uneasy, Song Bin was excited and wanted to kiss Duan Xian!

What is the most important thing about a star?

It's traffic! It’s exposure!

He took out his mobile phone and handed it to Duan Xian, and said excitedly.

"Xiao Xian, you are going to be angry!"

I saw that in the large number of netizen comments, in addition to a lot of doubts about Dr. Zhai, there were actually many discussions about Duan Xian, the "second male lead" in the video.

"This academic level is probably not as good as that of the third-rate professional real estate consultant from a third-rate college next door!"

"Yes, yes, he's not as handsome as anyone else! Brother Xiaoxian, I really like your songs! Can you go to see the house? I'll make a down payment when we meet!"

"Are you sure you like singing upstairs?"

"I just found out that Mr. Hao Teng is going to make a new movie, and it's a racing movie. Great! Looking forward to Mr. Hao Teng and Xiao Xian's performance of Fast and Furious!"

"Is this Fast and Furious serious?"

"I listened to the song after watching the video barrage. Well... I was comforted..."

"I wanted to curse after watching it, but after listening to the song, I went out to enjoy the evening breeze and finally calmed down."

"A real estate consultant who knows about spider web is from a third-rate college, and an assistant tutor who doesn't know spider web is from a top-notch university. This is also a living version of "Dislocated Time and Space"! My heart is so empty..."

"I watched them walking in a hurry, like repeat students who overestimate their abilities and fail to complete their mission of being named on the gold list..."

"The air is filled with heartache, but in the end, we are in this misplaced time and space, and finally become empty..."

"So... this is not only a comfort song for the housekeeper, but also a connotation song for Dr. Zhai?

It's getting dark, so the lyricist can't pull out the knife? "

"Pfft! Then the application scenarios of this song are quite rich!"

"Hey! Please stop making fun of this song! I was listening to the song and the atmosphere was messed up!"

"..."

Duan Xian: "..."

"Brother Song, what's the matter? I'm afraid I've offended a big star to death. He won't send someone to take revenge on me, right?" Duan Xian said with a bitter smile.

"Don't worry, even if he hates you in his heart, he doesn't have the time to cause trouble now.

What's more, if such a big thing happened, I guess he should be completely cold..."

Song Bin is so familiar with the industry, but unlike before, once he becomes a tainted artist, it is almost impossible to make a comeback.

What's more, it's impossible for a newcomer Duan Xian to know this kind of inside story.

Therefore, the suspicion of Duan Xian deliberately digging holes to make people jump has been ruled out.

Even if someone hates him so much, he most likely thinks he is unlucky.

"Dingling bell~"

At this time, Song Bin's phone suddenly rang.

"Hey! It's me! What? Lychee TV? You want to invite Xiaoxian to participate in the show? Okay... okay, let's talk to the company tomorrow!"

Just as I hung up the phone with a happy face, the next call came again.

"Hey! Want to talk about Xiaoxian's song copyright royalties? Okay, okay..."

Song Bin put down the phone happily.

"Look! Isn't this situation opening up? There will be another opportunity to take the stage soon! Xiaoxian, you are really lucky!"

hehe! How lucky am I? My brother took this photo for me...

Duan Xian felt a toothache when he thought that Meng Lang could make such a huge mistake even if he asked him to insert an advertisement.

If he had known that making money in the entertainment industry was so risky, he would have definitely been more cautious!

"Brother Song, you don't know, now I feel faint when I hear that I'm on stage..."

It’s better not to go out at night these days...

Even if Dr. Zhai is so anxious that he won't retaliate, don't forget that he still has a lot of idiot fans under his command...

But... speaking of song copyright royalties?

He has not forgotten that he is still heavily in debt.

So I took out my mobile phone and opened the creator backend of the music platform. Sure enough, I saw that the number of listeners and downloads was soaring at an alarming rate, and the number of plays in a short period of time exceeded ten times the usual!

He couldn't help but roughly calculate today's profit.

One seven makes seven, two seven forty-eight, Women’s Day on March 8, Labor Day on May 1st...

Hiss~ My daily income is over 10,000!

Duan Xian took a breath.

What the hell...it is indeed high risk and high return!

"Brother Song! When will we go on stage for the next show?"

Song Bin: "..."