The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

The next day, Saturday morning at 11am.

"Bang bang bang!" There was a knock on 303's door.

"Ha~ Who is it? It's so early..." Meng Lang yawned and opened the door with sleepy eyes.

"Morning...morning!" Lin Haitang greeted somewhat unnaturally.

Different from usual, Lin Haitang today did not wear the large square-framed face-covering glasses, but also wore home clothes.

Wearing off-white jeans and a black lapel sweater, she transformed from a legal beauty of the elite in the workplace to a gentle and sweet girl next door in an instant.

Wearing ordinary clothes on the tall Lin Haitang made Meng Lang feel like he was watching a model show on the catwalk.

Meng Lang was a little stunned when he remembered seeing another face of Lin Haitang on the stage last night.

Is this guy a versatile witch?

"Cough!" Lin Haitang coughed, and Meng Lang came back to his senses.

"Morning...morning! Is there something wrong?"

"Well... thank you for saving Xiao Yu yesterday. Xiao Yu and I would like to invite you to our house for a meal to express our gratitude.

It just so happens that today is the weekend, I wonder if you have time. "

"That must be there! I woke up and realized it was almost noon, and I was worried about where to go to get food, so I'm not welcome!"

Yesterday, I worked hard until two or three in the morning before going to bed. I was tired and hungry. Meng Lang could already feel the greed in his stomach when he thought of Xiaoyu's craftsmanship.

"Okay, then come over and sit for a while. Dinner will be ready in a while."

"Okay, I'm going to wash my face and change clothes."

After Meng Lang cleaned himself up briefly, as soon as he walked into 302, he was shocked to find Yan Weiwei leaning on the sofa with her legs crossed and eating melon seeds.

"Why are you here?"

"What do you mean? After all, I am also the team leader. What do you mean, why am I here?"

"What captain?"

"Of course he is the captain of the 'Little Rain Guards'!"

"Uh... forget about the team name, why are you the captain?"

"You created the group, are you the group leader?"

"..."

"Uncle, you're here!" In the kitchen, Xiao Yu, who was wearing a small apron, showed her little head and smiled so sweetly that it almost made Meng Lang's heart melt.

Forget it, just be teammates.

"You guys watch TV for a while first, and you'll be ready to eat later."

"Do you need any help?"

"Need not!"

After saying that, Xiaoyu went back to the kitchen, and there was a clanking sound coming from inside.

"I said... you two are adults after all. Xiaoyu is working hard to cook inside. Is it really okay for you to just eat melon seeds and watch TV here?"

Others are nibbling on the old, but you are nibbling on the young? "

Meng Lang looked at the two women sitting leisurely on the sofa, with a look of dissatisfaction for Xiao Yu.

"Children should be more independent."

"You think I can?"

After Yan Weiwei finished speaking, she gestured toward the kitchen, "You can do it."

Meng Lang sat down obediently and grabbed a handful of melon seeds.

After knocking two pills, Meng Lang said. "How will that guy Yuan Li be sentenced?"

"Framing and attempting to commit murder, he himself has a criminal record, and the total sentence will be at least 20 years." Lawyer Lin's eyes were filled with murderous intent.

"Hey! Our old man has a lot of connections in Sioux City. If you need help, Haitang, please let me know in advance."

"Um!"

The three of them reached a tacit consensus that Yuan Li would spend the rest of his life in prison...

Meng Lang looked at the two women strangely. From the tone of their voices, they sounded like they were very familiar with each other.

"Have you two known each other for a long time?"

"We used to be classmates in high school, and then Weiwei transferred schools. She came to Suzhou City in the past two years to develop. It happened that the contract where I lived before expired, so I moved here."

"So that's it. Why is the landlord so interested in Xiao Yu?"

"How dare you mention that such a dangerous guy is called a clothes thief?"

Yan Weiwei felt a little unhappy when she mentioned it. Her performance last night was really embarrassing for a martial arts master.

"He is indeed a clothes thief. He is still wearing the stolen goods."

"Those are your clothes, I thought..."

"I didn't say that. I said that a piece of clothing was stolen from me. Can you come?"

"Why should I come here if you, a grown man, throw away some clothes?"

"Then it's over. I've seen through your double-standard dog nature a long time ago."

"But if you make it clear, if I were serious, I definitely wouldn't have given him the chance to draw his gun last night!"

"You think I'm a fairy. It's good to know that the other party has bad intentions. Can I also figure out what kinds of weapons the other party uses?"

"Looking at how scared you are of death, I thought you knew everything. You even have a body armor..."

"That's a coincidence! A coincidence! Didn't you listen to what the police officer said? It's only a 10% chance. I almost confessed!"

"How dare you pounce on me with a 10% chance?"

"Then I called you here. If you die, won't I be the one indirectly killing people?"

"That's it?"

"Then what else do you want?"

"No...nothing!"

Lin Haitang glanced at the two bickering people, with a strange look in his eyes, and then turned around and continued watching TV.

The atmosphere between the three of them was a bit delicate. No one said anything after that, and they just watched TV quietly.

What's on TV is the newly released "Desert Warriors". What's the main plot? In short, it's the daily life of the protagonist named Xu who is attacked.

The first few episodes are a series of three assassinations, one after another, killing male pig feet, so there are a lot of fighting scenes.

"Hey! Isn't this too much slow motion? I don't even dare to do Tai Chi like you do!"

"I'll go! What the hell is this sliding shovel! And the nebula chain possessed by Andromeda? Can the five-cent special effects in China explode the small universe?"

"Forget it in slow motion, you actually have a slide style to slide in and out? It's a show!"

"What kind of filter is this? Green field? Haitang, is the color contrast of your TV set wrong?"

Yan Weiwei's complaints kept coming to her ears.

As a result, Lin Haitang also said, "Yeah! It's quite amazing to be able to shoot like this."

Meng Lang thought this TV series was very good.

Well... the main thing is that most of the actresses are good-looking.

Taking advantage of another fight, he took the time to look at the indoor layout.

It has two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. It is about sixty or seventy square meters. It is much larger than Meng Lang's room. It is very clean, the windows are bright, and there is a faint scent of orchids, which makes people feel very comfortable. .

The two bedroom doors were closed, and there were not many furnishings in the living room, the most of which were books.

A bookshelf is filled with various legal books. Although there are many, they are extremely neat. The materials and notebooks on the table are also neatly placed.

But...what's going on with those water glasses that even have the same handle angle?

Meng Lang looked carefully at the surrounding decorations again, and finally knew where the strange feeling came from.

The room is tidy, but a little too tidy.

All the ornaments, as long as they are plural, are almost carved from the same mold and placed in exactly the same position.

If you have to describe it, it's like a military parade. No matter which angle you look at, they are all a straight line...

emm... It can be seen that Lin Haitang should be a very self-disciplined person.

Meng Lang complained in his heart and silently looked away.

Here Yan Weiwei was finally poisoned and decisively chose to change the channel.

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Change the channel.

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Change the channel.

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Change the channel.

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Change the channel.

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Change……

Yan Weiwei was still changing channels, but Meng Lang suddenly remembered something when he saw the channel that had just flashed by. He felt in his pants pocket and took out a crumpled note.

The series of things that happened last night were so exciting that Meng Lang forgot about them after he came back.

"What is this?" Lin Haitang looked over curiously.

"Oh, I went to the sports lottery center before I came back last night and bought a lottery ticket."

What? You actually bought a lottery ticket before you came back yesterday?

Lin Haitang couldn't help but turn his head.

Meng Lang looked at Lin Haitang in confusion, why are your shoulders shaking?

"Are you still buying lottery tickets?" Yan Weiwei also became interested and stopped watching TV.

"With your shitty luck, you really should buy a lottery ticket. Come on, let's see if you win."

"Hey! Wait!"

Before Meng Lang agreed, Yan Weiwei snatched the lottery ticket from his eyes as soon as his eyes blurred.

Yan Weiwei turned the TV back to the lottery channel, and then started to match the numbers one by one.

"03...11...14...27..."

Four balls have been fired on the TV. The more Yan Weiwei looks down, the weirder the look on her face becomes.

Lin Haitang also walked over curiously, looked at the numbers on the lottery tickets, and then looked at the TV, his eyes gradually widened...

"32! The fifth one is 32, hit! Hit again!" Yan Weiwei exclaimed.

well! Alright alright.

Winning a prize without an audience is like walking in brocade at night.

It’s also time for the world to witness the birth of a billionaire!

Meng Lang leaned on the sofa and sighed helplessly.

From today on, maybe money is just a number to me, right?

Life is really as lonely as snow...

Poverty! Sayonara...

However, after waiting for a long time, there were no exclamations and screams from the two women, which made Meng Lang look at the two women with some confusion.

I saw the two of them looking at the lottery tickets in their hands for a long time, and then the next moment...

"Pfft!" "Wahahahaha..."

Looking at the two beauties who suddenly hugged each other and laughed, a string of question marks appeared on Meng Lang's forehead.

Why is this reaction so different from what I imagined?

He quickly took the lottery ticket and compared it with the seven-digit numbers on the TV.

"How...how could this happen..."

Meng Lang looked at the numbers above with a confused expression.

The first five are indeed a match, but the last two are completely wrong!

This is impossible!

Could it be that "I" remembered the wrong number?

This unscientific!

The two women laughed for a long time. Seeing Meng Lang's confused look, they thought he had been shocked and quickly stopped laughing.

"What, don't be sad. At least you have missed the billionaire prize. This is enough for you to brag about for the rest of your life."

"Yeah! Although I didn't win the grand prize, it was still a third prize with a bonus of 10,000 yuan. I'm envious of those who have only won 5 yuan."

Meng Lang looked at the two women speechlessly.

When you comfort me, can you not look like you are suppressing a smile?

I don't feel comforted at all...