The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 283 Stream of Consciousness

"Haha! It would be great if Brother Cheng thinks so!"

Wang Zhaoping lost his worries and decided to get to the point.

"To be honest, the higher-ups have recently decided to launch a special campaign to crack down on gambling and purify social atmosphere.

I thought of the casino we went to last time, but yesterday I had people check it out and found that it was empty.

So I wanted to ask if Brother Cheng has any clues that he can provide. "

It turns out that we are targeting A Le and his gang...

There is no need to hide this, Cheng Biao thought about it.

“Underground casinos like this usually change locations every once in a while to avoid attracting attention and being targeted by the police.

By the way, not long ago, Ah Le, oh, that's the casino owner, contacted me and asked me to play some more games when I was free, but what could I do with such illegal things? I was rejected immediately!

But...if Officer Wang needs it, I will go there again and help Officer Wang explore the way. "

"That would be great!"

"But this...it doesn't count as gambling, does it?"

"Of course that doesn't count!"

Wang Zhaoping stood up with a smile, walked over, took Cheng Biao's hand and shook it vigorously.

"Then I'll leave this to Brother Cheng!"

"You're welcome, please cooperate with the police and citizens!"

"Yes, police and citizens cooperate! Haha!"

"Kuangchi, kuangchi..."

On a speeding train.

Lin Haitang in the carriage came to his senses and stared at Meng Lang with a strange expression.

"So according to you, who should you choose?"

"I think it's not the point who you choose, the point is how to avoid tragedy." Meng Lang said righteously.

Saying it is the same as not saying it...

Lin Haitang rolled his eyes inwardly.

"Yeah! I think what uncle said makes sense." Xiao Yu didn't quite understand, but expressed support.

"Yeah, right! Xiaoyu has a high level of understanding, come on, eat potato chips!

By the way, Xiaoyu, it’s hard to come to Anxi. We have to take a good stroll. Is there anywhere we want to visit? "

Meng Lang happily ate potato chips with Xiao Yu and took the opportunity to end the conversation.

If we continue chatting, I'm afraid there will be an accident...

"Well... the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, it's one of the eight wonders of the world. I've long wanted to see it."

"Okay, then let's find a chance to see the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. I'll take a look at Little Blue Book's guide first..."

Lin Haitang looked at the two of them speechlessly.

Aren’t we here to support? Why did you start making travel guides?

She turned to look at Yan Weiwei.

"Well..." Yan Weiwei closed her eyes and frowned, as if holding back her energy.

Then the next moment, she opened her eyes dejectedly and sighed.

"well!"

"How is it?" Lin Haitang asked.

"No, I still can't find that feeling."

"No effect at all?"

"I can't say it's not there at all. It just feels...like constipation. You know it's there, but you just can't hold it in..."

Well……

This is a flavorful metaphor.

Sure enough, no matter how you look at it, this is all deceiving, right? How could there be that kind of secret book that can make people become a peerless master with just a little practice? It's not a martial arts novel...

Although she didn't know how Yan Weiwei could be so smart as to believe in a so-called secret book, she still comforted her.

"Don't worry, maybe the environment on the train is too noisy."

"Hmm... maybe, I'll try again when we get to the hotel." Yan Weiwei was still thinking.

Her intuition told her that this thing should really have some skills.

It combines some of the internal martial arts methods related to the operation of "qi".

But what we teach people to practice is not to develop the so-called "qi" or "internal strength", but to guide people to mobilize their emotions and adjust their breathing.

In addition, it stimulates the internal organs of the human body to secrete certain things such as aldosterone and steroids, thereby entering an ethereal state of consciousness...

Anyway, some of the vocabulary is very weird, just like the physics teacher talking about quantum mechanics, which is a kind of metaphysics that is very scientific, or a very metaphysical science.

From the perspective of promotion route.

Anjin masters have begun to focus on training their own spirit and will. This Huajin master's kung fu... is indeed like a more in-depth special training method.

There's a bit of a sense of harmony between man and nature...

She couldn't help but turn to look at Meng Lang, and found that he was chatting animatedly with Xiao Yu on his cell phone.

"What are they doing?"

"Haha... make a travel guide."

Yan Weiwei: "..."

Hey hey! This is an important team move that will affect my life.

Xiaoyu, forget it, you surnamed Meng are a highly paid martial arts consultant after all, please be serious...

"Cough!" She coughed, finally attracting the attention of Meng Lang and the others.

"This brain..."

"Brain overclocking!"

"Yes, the brain is overclocked. What a ridiculous name. It's too convoluted!" Yan Weiwei never forgot to complain while practicing.

"Why is this a major event in establishing a sect? Look at the names you have chosen. They must be powerful but not powerful, and they must be deep but not profound.

I think we should change the name first.

Otherwise, if I really succeed in practicing, when the time comes to compete with others, after I win, people will ask you which school you are from and what moves you use?

I said that my overclocking flow uses a unique secret technique to overclock the brain. Is that true? "

"Um……"

The name I chose is science, but it is indeed inappropriate to use it to establish a sect.

In this martial arts circle, it is estimated that reporting the moves is the same as reporting the name of the dish, and it also requires momentum.

Take a look at Jin Daqi’s seventy-two unique skills.

What kind of dragon claw hand, what kind of flower finger, what kind of powerful vajra palm...

When people hear this, no matter whether this trick can be used or not, the commercial value immediately rises.

"Then what do you think the name should be changed to?" Meng Lang asked.

"Hmm..." Yan Weiwei frowned in thought.

It has to have both depth and adaptability...

Something stirred in my heart, and I was about to speak, but then I felt that since I was the founder, I had to ask for their opinions no matter what.

At this moment, Meng Lang spoke directly.

"Otherwise it's called stream of consciousness?"

Well……

Can you think of going together? Are you in tune with each other? Yan Weiwei was stunned.

"What's wrong? Is this a bad name?"

"Uh...it's nothing. This name...is so-so." Yan Weiwei turned her head.

Meng Lang was speechless.

You took it and you call it so-so?

It seems that I didn’t have much care when choosing this name...

Yan Weiwei picked up the "Super Frequency Scripture" and asked.

"Then what should this be changed to? This is directly referring to the secret book of transforming energy... How about calling it the 'Great Method of Transforming Energy'?"

"Pfft!" Lin Haitang and Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing.

Meng Lang also rolled his eyes, and now he understood why the school was only mentioned in the book.

"Forget it, I don't want to be regarded as one of Xingxiu Laoxian's group, just call me 666. I can't bear to call you boundless mana, so I'll call you Overclocking Sutra."

"All right……"

Seeing that no one thought the name was good, Yan Weiwei gave up with some pity.

"About this stream of consciousness, I already understand most of the content. I can basically make guesses about the few parts that I can't quite understand.

The only thing left is the so-called ‘external assistance chapter’. Are you sure what is written in it is not a joke? "

When Yan Weiwei said this, her expression seemed a little strange.

Time was in a hurry, Meng Lang had only glanced at it briefly before, and had not read the so-called "External Assistance Chapter" carefully, so he didn't quite understand what Yan Weiwei meant.

At this time, it is not good to act like you know nothing. Pick up the scripture written by "yourself" and read it again before answering.

However, it was unlikely that the brothers would joke about this, so they nodded confidently.

"Are you kidding? Don't believe it. Although the appearance of this scripture may seem a bit unorthodox, the content inside is definitely a collection of the strengths of hundreds of schools of thought, supplemented by scientific research methods.

In the end, the writer personally experienced it and refined it over and over again to extract the essence and discard the dross. It took 55 and 25 years to compile it carefully!

You can rest assured of authenticity and effectiveness! "

"Fifty-five twenty-five years? Counting you in the womb, have you been born for twenty-five years..."

Yan Weiwei curled her lips, naturally thinking that this was commercial flattery.

"People practice elixirs for seven to forty-nine days. If I don't say that, it seems unprofessional.

This is not the point. The point is that this secret manual is absolutely reliable. You can practice with confidence. I will be responsible for any problems!

Don't forget, I sell insurance. If I think you will have a problem, then I must let you buy insurance first, right? "

Several people were speechless.

It sounds like buying insurance from you is dangerous.

Then the next time you sell insurance to someone, that person should be more careful...

But seeing Meng Lang looking so confident, Yan Weiwei could only nod helplessly and decided to try the so-called "external assistance method" tomorrow...

"Ahem!" Seeing the two of them finish chatting, Fan Shigang, who had been scratching his head and studying secret books, finally couldn't help it anymore.

He coughed dryly and said a little embarrassed.

"Um...Master Meng, the things here are really a bit esoteric. I can't understand many of them. Can you please explain them and give me some pointers?"

I? Any advice?

The problem is that the scene triggering is not in place, and I am still confused! There is nothing I can do to help!

Meng Lang could only pretend to be a master.

"Ahem! Xiaowei, as the founder of our stream of consciousness disciple, it's up to you to explain it to everyone.

While confirming what I have learned, I will also check and fill in the gaps. "

Who are you calling Xiaowei?

Yan Weiwei's eyes widened, but she thought that although she did not have the title of master and disciple, she had the actual status of master and disciple.

If in the future you master this powerful energy-transforming method, let alone people calling you Xiaowei, if you don't call them master, you will be disrespectful!

Besides...I can't beat them now...

I will endure!

"Okay, if you don't understand anything, bring it to me and take a look!" Yan Weiwei said reluctantly.

Fan Shigang was overjoyed.

"Here, and here, it talks about the Twelve Classics of the Human Body, Little Zhoutian, etc. I have never learned Neijiaquan, so I don't understand some of them."

"The so-called Xiao Zhoutian often refers to the circulation of Ren and Du meridians.

Broadly speaking, the independent circulation of the three yin and three yang in the left and right hands, the independent circulation of the three yin and three yang in the left and right feet, the independent circulation of the belt pulse, the independent circulation of the five internal organs and the six internal organs, as well as the Baihui and the perineum and the Baihui and the Yongquan. Handover, etc., can all be called Little Zhoutian...

As for the Twelve Canons..."

Yan Weiwei deserves to be from a family of martial arts. These human body meridians and martial arts terms that ordinary people have never heard of are explained with reference to scriptures and are clear and logical. It is obvious that she has put in a lot of effort.

Fan Shigang pricked up his ears as if he had found a treasure, and did not dare to miss a word. When he encountered difficulties, he even picked up his notes and started cheat sheets. His study attitude was more serious than that of the college entrance examination candidates.

Lin Haitang was listening to some unpopular trivia on the side, and he also listened with great interest.

Xiao Yu actually looked very interested, holding a piece of information while listening and reading, and even asked a question from time to time. His serious look on his face made people laugh.

With the in-depth explanation step by step, Yan Weiwei gradually got better.

Seeing everyone cheering and listening attentively, my feeling of being a teacher was greatly satisfied.

but……

She looked at Meng Lang with strange eyes.

Hey hey! Is this thing written by you?

What do you mean by the fact that you are nodding your head as if you are suddenly enlightened? !

"Do you need a peanut and melon seed mineral water drink?"

The flight attendant outside the door was bored, and the sound of a trolley passing by could be faintly heard...

To them, this is just one of many ordinary shifts they work every day.

However, no one realized it.

A major historical event that can affect the entire world is quietly driving the trajectory of the world in the small box next door...

Leading to another unknown direction...

Zhongnan Mountain is located in the middle section of the Qinling Mountains in Western Shaanxi Province. It is also known as Taiyi Mountain, Difei Mountain, Zhongnan Mountain and Zhounan Mountain.

In addition to being the birthplace of familiar allusions such as "Shoubinan Mountain" and "Zhongnan Shortcut", it is also the birthplace of "Tao culture", "Buddhist culture", "Shou culture" and "God of Wealth culture".

It starts from Lantian County, which is rich in jade, in the east to Taibai Mountain, the main peak of the Qinling Mountains in the west of Zhouzhi County. It spans Lantian County, Chang'an District, Huyi District, Zhouzhi County and other counties, stretching for more than 200 miles. It stands majestically in Anxi. That is, to the south of the ancient Chang'an City, it was the solid support and majestic barrier of Chang'an City.

It is also known as the "Immortal Capital", "Crown of the Cave" and "The Best Blessed Place in the World".

By the way, it is also an Internet celebrity-level seclusion place for the recently popular "hermit life"...

The journey from Suzhou to Anxi, the destination of this trip, took more than six hours.

When we arrived, it was completely dark, but the lights at the station were as bright as day, illuminating the row of luxury cars in front of everyone, shining with a luxurious color like glass...

"Wow!" Xiaoyu opened her mouth wide.

"Hey! It's just to pick up a car, no need for such a grand ceremony, right?" Meng Lang's mouth twitched.

There were five luxury cars and seven or eight people who came to pick up the car. The leader was a young old man wearing a Tang suit who looked to be in his sixties or seventies but energetic. Behind him were several accompanying people who looked like disciples. personnel.

It seems...this should be Yan Weiwei's father, Yan Feng.

right! It’s that “wind” that can destroy everything even if it’s beautiful in the forest!

Meng Lang looked at the other person up and down, his molars already clenched...

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