The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

"Hmm...I see...can it still be like this..."

Yan Weiwei nodded repeatedly as she looked at it, a bit mesmerized.

Although this information seems profound, there are 14 meridians, 108 acupuncture points, 9 postures, 12 breathing rhythms...

It looks very bluffing.

But after Yan Xuezha bit the bullet and read on, she suddenly discovered.

Huh! ? This is actually a question I know!

Just like the questions on the college entrance examination papers, they were all done by me. The teacher who wrote the questions was like a relative. That was a surprise.

On the other hand, Fan Shigang's situation went from "like he had found a treasure" to "looking confused" to "scratching his head and ears". Finally, he looked around as if he wanted to see if he had a good deskmate...

Of course, Meng Lang would not be surprised that Yan Weiwei's test paper was based on knowledge points.

Because this was originally tailor-made for Yan Weiwei herself!

The trouble should end it.

Life experience has once again proven that if you can’t solve the problem, then go find the person who raised the problem!

Compared to herself, a pseudo-human being who relies on drugs to become successful, Yan Weiwei herself is the one who knows best how to train herself.

This is a "private customization" made by "that Yan Weiwei" for "this Yan Weiwei".

Of course, this would also be inseparable from the full assistance of chief scientist Lin Xiaoyu.

As a developer of overclocking potions, he has the most detailed human experimental data, including himself, the master of skills.

She laid down relevant scientific theories and compiled initial teaching materials.

Then Yan Weiwei made the language popular and friendly to the people, and made many improvements to the training materials based on personal practical experience, and continuously polished them.

After nearly 25 years, the V1.0 version of "Overclocking Manual" was finally released.

To put it simply, this training manual is the result of finding the most suitable NPC in the previous episode and adding "scientific rain".

Although Yan Weiwei, the author of the secret book, has not mastered it herself...

But this is like the "Dragon Elephant Prajna Skill" which is said to have thirteen levels, but no one has ever practiced it.

Although none of the creators have been able to master it, it is undeniable that it is still a top-notch skill.

The same is true for the V1.0 version of "Overclocking Manual". Although there are still some improvements, it is not useless.

Although Yan Weiwei failed to master it, she still relied on it to make further progress...

And its real value is actually... it comes with "overclocking potion"!

One for external use and one for internal use.

If the "Overclocking Manual" is a move, then the "Overclocking Potion" is like a mental method.

By combining the two, the possibility of achieving great success will be greatly increased!

Although the "Ancient Warriors vs. Zombies" plan failed in the previous episode, it was not a complete failure.

At least there is really one person who, through the combination of the two, finally mastered the "brain overclocking" skill...

Turning around, he saw the little girl poking her head next to Yan Weiwei, looking very curious.

A smile flashed in Meng Lang's eyes.

"What? Xiaoyu, you also want to learn?"

"Hey! Uncle, what did you read to Sister Weiwei and the others? Did you write it? It looks so profound."

Lin Haitang also looked over curiously.

"Well... I just printed a few extra copies, here you go, Lawyer Lin, do you want to get a copy too? Come on, come on, the journey is long, just take it as a relief."

Then, Fan Shigang looked at Meng Lang with a strange expression, as if he was doing wholesale business, and took out two identical documents from his bag...

What...are you doing?

Fan Shigang couldn't help but the corners of his eyes twitching.

Is it really okay to hand out this "magic book" as casually as a leaflet?

Then he looked down at the "secret book" bound in a volume in his hand, and there were even more flaws!

The cover is just a whiteboard, with only the four characters "Overclocking Sutra" printed vertically in Song font size 1, followed by "V1.0" in small font...

It seemed like he was in a hurry, and the stapler nails were all crooked...

Hey hey! After all, it is a magic book that can directly transform energy, the kind that can cause a bloody storm in the world if thrown out.

With this card, it’s not too much to put on a serious cover, right?

What’s up with this sense of déjà vu that costs ten dollars a copy to wholesale?

But looking at Master Yan's solemn look, this "secret book" doesn't look like a fake...

Could it be...that my understanding is too low?

After all, this secret book can train a genius who is "once in a thousand years"...

Is it necessary to understand... at least to the level of a "once-in-a-century" genius?

This is very embarrassing!

My basic attributes are not up to standard!

But then again, if it were really that easy for someone to just practice it casually, then why wouldn’t you be able to walk around in this world with all your strength, and your secret strength is not as good as that of a dog?

Yes, yes!

I must be too greedy. My master warned me not to be eager for quick success when practicing martial arts, but to act according to my ability. For me, this is definitely a magic book that requires a lifetime of study to achieve success!

Fan Shigang reflected on himself for a while, and then with a heart of 120,000 piety, he lowered his head again and began to study carefully...

Seeing that the four of them were studying seriously, Meng Lang took out a bag of potato chips with a smile and started eating them.

This thing is so difficult to learn and of almost no value to ordinary people.

Even if it is leaked, I am afraid that everyone will only think that it is one of the so-called "Qigong" schools on the Internet, and thus the pearl will fall into dust.

I just don’t know if it will be like that book "The Story of the Stone". It wasn’t until after the author’s death that what he wrote shone brightly and was praised and studied by the world...

While Meng Lang was eating potato chips, he couldn't help but think of the autobiography he read today...

[In Cao Xueqin’s works, there is a boring stone to repair the sky.

It met a monk and asked them to take it to experience the world of mortals. Because it went to the human world, it became a stone with a story.

Stones write human experiences into stories and engrave them on themselves in the form of words.

Finally, Taoist Kongkong copied the story written on the stone, and this novel appeared in the world...

After the mortal dream is over, the stone returns to its original place and remains turned into stone.

And the stone's body is already filled with all the things that happened after it descended to earth.

The price is scars all over the body...

I feel like I am this stone.

So I named this story "The Story of the Stone"...]

"You have to go through so many ups and downs in your heart to compare yourself to Jia Baoyu..."

Meng Lang felt sad in his heart.

Brother, this metaphor is still quite appropriate.

Whether it’s as a sky-fixing stone, a human experience, or watching him build a tall building, watching him entertain guests, and finally watching the whole world collapse...

Even this life's emotional experience seems to have been plagiarized by other people's "Bao Er Ye" by chance.

Choose Sister Lin or Sister Bao...

This is really a problem...

Meng Lang seriously doubted that while this brother was connoting "himself", he was also connoting himself.

And compared to his brothers, his problems seem to be more serious...

My head hurts!

I felt that the potato chips in my mouth no longer tasted good, so I put down the snacks helplessly and looked out the window at the scenery passing by.

The train passed through a tunnel and entered the rolling mountains.

There is a temple in the mountains in the distance, with a faint smoke...

When Meng Lang saw the temple, he thought of the Buddha head.

Part of the "Story of Stone" I wrote this time is really related to this "stone" that has traveled through thousands of years!

[When I smashed the Buddha's head with the mood of smashing a golden egg and a look of anticipation, it... was actually empty? !

Yes! Nothing but gravel... nothing else!

I admit that the lottery took time, after all, the luck is there, but you promised to win the lottery 100% and you actually did it behind the scenes... This is intolerable!

Yes, this Buddha head is exquisitely crafted and lifelike. It looks almost the same as the original one. Others can't see anything wrong at all.

But only I know that this is a fake!

When the false is true, the true is also false, and when the true is false, the false is also true!

Unexpectedly, I actually encountered a "civet cat for the prince"...

Fuso... mysterious force... museum...

I vaguely guessed the truth behind the Buddha's head being swapped, but it's a pity that things have changed.

All history and all evidence have been buried in the dilapidated city...]

Meng Lang tugged at the corner of his mouth with some toothache.

This life is really full of "unplanned" things.

There is no shortage of big surprises, and all kinds of small surprises are also endless.

He never expected that things collected in museums could be stolen and exchanged.

No need to ask, it must be some kind of PY transaction between the museum's insiders and the mysterious force that has been thinking about the Buddha's head.

Otherwise, how could such an important national treasure be stolen so quietly? !

I was still a little too naive, thinking that according to modern strict security measures, all kinds of theft methods could be eliminated.

As everyone knows, no matter how strict the museum is, it is still managed by people. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are interests...

I had heard before that many of the collections in a certain museum were fake, and I thought I was a conspiracy theorist.

Now it seems that this matter is not groundless!

Guard day and night, it’s hard to guard against house thieves!

However... the persistence of that mysterious force was beyond my expectation.

What kind of priceless treasure is inside the Buddha's head that the other party is chasing after it so fiercely and insisting on biting it?

This series of stories has been compiled into a script, and I am afraid it can be made into a movie.

The name is "Crazy Stone"?

As the saying goes, the more you can't get something, the more you want it.

Meng Lang said, you have completely aroused my curiosity.

Let’s not argue about the steamed buns, even if you tell me now that it is an ordinary "Huayan Sutra", I, an atheist, will still read it from beginning to end!

"Well...Uncle, what you wrote is really profound. I can't understand many parts...Am I stupid?" At this time, Xiaoyu put down the information in his hand with a grimace.

She really wanted to understand what Meng Lang wrote, but Xiao Douding's current knowledge reserve was not that of Dr. Lin's many years later.

"How could it be? Xiaoyu, you are still young now. Don't be discouraged. I am born with talents that will be useful. I will come back after all my money is gone. When it is time for you to understand, you will definitely understand."

What you lack... is just time. "

Meng Lang retracted his thoughts, smiled and touched her little head.

Believe me, one day, the uncle will have to chase after you... shout "Sister, save me"...

Not long after, Lin Haitang also put down the information and gave up.

It's just that the human body meridian diagram is not something she can understand.

"So...that's why Weiwei mentioned the martial arts consultant?" Lin Haitang clapped the "Sutra" in his hand.

"Ah! That's right, you may not believe it when I tell you, but I am actually a hidden martial arts master. Have you ever heard of a martial arts master?

Although I just heard about it not long ago, it is probably that one, a master who is several stories high, the kind that you have not seen in a thousand years..."

"Stop it, I didn't ask you where it came from. You don't have to rush to make excuses." Lin Haitang held his forehead and stretched out his hand to stop him.

rash:"……"

To be honest, you don’t even believe it.

But to be honest, these words are indeed a bit unbelievable. After all, people who have not seen my true strength with their own eyes basically cannot understand that kind of power...

But what's Yan Weiwei's mentality? It seems like you didn’t tell the Lin sisters what happened in the boxing gym yesterday?

Secrets from both sides are kept tight-lipped...

Is integrity so trustworthy?

It seems that yesterday I said that people who hate gossip the most... are strict with themselves! This is it!

If you really have such a commendable sense of confidentiality, doesn't it mean that you can't consider revealing some secrets in advance to recruit people?

Lin Haitang saw that Meng Lang didn't answer, but he said again.

"So... in addition to studying history and law at home, are you preparing to study martial arts? Haha! Are your hobbies too broad?"

"Well……"

Although Lawyer Lin across from him was stroking his hair and smiling with a rare sweetness, which made people's hearts shudder, Meng Lang's heart skipped a beat when he heard these words.

Chinese culture is vast and profound. If you really think she is asking about your hobbies, then you are not far from the finale!

"Ahem! How could that be? In fact, I haven't read any other books recently, but I have read the four major classics. It reminds me of the classics, haha!"

"The four great classics, I've read them too! Uncle, which one are you reading?" Xiao Yu raised her hand excitedly.

"Uh...stones."

"Oh! A Dream of Red Mansions! What I dislike the most is this book. It's too difficult to understand. I was confused even when I read the simplified version." Xiaoyu suddenly made a bitter face.

"You are too young, this book is not suitable for you to read." Lin Haitang couldn't laugh or cry.

Meng Lang's heart moved and he asked tentatively.

"Lawyer Lin also reads Red Mansions, what do you think of this book?"

"I just read it as a novel, not an appreciation, but I didn't like the ending of this book very much. I stopped reading after seeing Lin Daiyu's death."

Um! Lin Daiyu's death is a sublimation for some people, and for some people it is so poisonous that they abandon the book. There is nothing wrong with it!

"Oh... Then what do you think, when Jia Baoyu meets Sister Lin and Xue Baochai, how should he choose the right one?"

Lin Haitang was stunned for a moment and looked at Meng Lang.

Meng Lang was panicking, but his face was extremely calm.

This is a very serious academic discussion, huh! Very serious!

"I choose Lin Daiyu. You can choose whoever you like. There's nothing to worry about." Lin Haitang looked at Meng Lang.

"But what should I do if Xue Baochai is ordered by her parents and told by a matchmaker, so she can't help herself? You know, sometimes there are all kinds of helplessness in life, especially... in another era." Meng Lang asked again.

"Well..." Lin Haitang fell into deep thought.

Seeing that Lin Haitang couldn't answer for a while, Meng Lang sighed.

well! So I really don’t blame anyone.

The blame is that they all want a love that can lead to marriage just by holding hands, but they live in an era where there is no result even if they go to bed...