The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 180 Are you sure you haven’t had a car accident before?

"I will never give up!"

After leaving these words at the end, the best drama star of the year looked up at his stubborn and unwilling face and left in tears...

Only Meng Lang was left messy in the wind...

In just a few words, the acting is explosive and full of useful information.

A life-like sadomasochistic love triangle is staged in which a rich girl falls in love with a poor boy and wants to marry her, but the poor boy falls in love with her and falls in love with her.

"Tsk, tsk! Such a beautiful girl, but also a cheater. Today's young people don't know how to cherish her at all."

"Who says it's not the case? If you choose her, you will have fewer years of hard work in your life."

"It's so unfair, he's not as handsome as me!"

"I think this young man did the right thing. He doesn't want the young and beautiful Bai Fumei. What does that mean? It means it's true love!"

"Look at this other girl, if it were me, I would definitely love her too!"

“It’s okay to talk about feelings, but it’s totally wrong to talk about feelings and hurt money!

In fact, good time management... cough! "

"A young man doesn't know how good a rich woman is, and mistakes true love for a treasure..."

"Vulgar! True love is invincible. I admire this little brother's perseverance for love!

Of course, if he can give me the phone number of the young lady just now, then I will be grateful to him forever! "

"..."

When the drama queen left, the crowd around him immediately started talking, some were envious, some were regretful, and some were appreciative.

In any case, Meng Lang already has a lot of labels on his head, such as "love is stronger than gold", "emotional single-mindedness", "not moved by money" and other positive comments...

Some people in the crowd even cheered for the two to "get together" directly.

It’s not a big deal to just watch the excitement!

When Meng Lang came to his senses, he wanted to catch up and ask, but Duan Xiaoyi was nowhere to be seen?

Turning around again, I found that Duan Xian had also disappeared.

Damn it!

You two, brother and sister, dug a hole and ran away?

…

In the grass, two pairs of eyes observed from a distance.

"How about it? My Thirty-Six Beauty Traps are effective, right?"

Duan Xiaoyi looked proud at this moment, but he still looked pitiful like before.

Honey trap? Duan Xian rolled his eyes.

"Are you sure your trick will work? Will the medicine be too strong?"

"What do you know! If you are seriously ill, you need strong medicine!

Believe me, women are very jealous, especially when facing a competitor who is as good as her.

Even an outstanding beauty like me has fallen, so that doesn’t mean Brother Meng is outstanding?

This move of mine not only enhanced Little Meng's stalwart image, but also stimulated the other party's sense of crisis, killing two birds with one stone.

It will definitely make her look at Brother Meng in a new light!

Hum! If we women can deal with women, then you men will have nothing to do with us! "Duan Xiaoyi looked confident.

Duan Xian: "..."

…

I have to say that Duan Xiaoyi at least said something right.

Ou Lu really looked at Meng Lang "differently" at this moment.

Meng Lang felt embarrassed when he saw Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling staring at him with extremely strange eyes.

I'm really just here to get acquainted and discuss academic issues.

Originally, I came here to "make friends", but I was afraid that others would misunderstand me as having bad intentions, and I wanted to use my status as a fellow villager to get closer.

As a result, now that he is making such a fuss, the label of "pursuer" is directly welded to his forehead.

How can I continue with today's mission?

Meng Lang was really a Muggle.

I shamelessly dedicated my first conversation to this place for the high quality of life in the future of mankind, the safety of mountains and rivers, and the peace of the world.

But you are here to make trouble for me!

Can you still let me investigate the truth quietly?

Meng Lang told himself that he must calm down at this time.

No need to ask, this must be a stumbling block thrown by that old man of fate!

"Xiao Lu, I didn't even know that you actually had such a suitor in Wushi.

You rejected such a beautiful girl and chased her to Sioux City. Why don't you think about such a persistent man? "

Lin Xiaoling's words were teasing.

"What are you talking about!" Ou Lu gave her a helpless look.

"Sir, I really don't know you. Your friend must have misunderstood. Please explain it to her."

She was also a little helpless when she was inexplicably involved in a strange "love triangle".

"I also want to explain..."

Meng Lang was also helpless.

In hindsight, he had already realized at this moment that Xiao Yi had obviously misunderstood what he thought about Ou Lu.

However, the assist she thought she had was just trying to deceive her teammates!

The thing is, the acting was so good that I almost doubted myself!

You say you owe me a favor, but Oscar owes you a statuette...

"Oh, the time is almost up, Xiaolu, let's go quickly, we won't be able to catch the car in a while!" At this time, Lin Xiaoling looked at her watch and exclaimed.

"I'm sorry, handsome man. What a coincidence. We really have something to do. I will definitely help you if I have a chance next time!"

After writing a bad check, he grabbed Ou Lu and left quickly, heading towards a bus outside the door.

Seeing Meng Lang deflated, Doctor Fang looked at him with some schadenfreude, and then followed him.

"Alas!" Meng Lang sighed helplessly.

Walk out the door and look at the bus.

A sign was placed in a conspicuous position on the front of the car, which read "The First Affiliated Hospital of Soochow University" and "Canglang Cup Special Bus".

emm…

He lowered his head and pondered for a moment.

When we arrived at the venue, it was crowded with people, and the chance of finding Oulu again was very slim.

This is a perfect opportunity to get into the disaster. Should we let it slip away like this?

Wouldn't that let down the opportunity that Xiao Yu had worked so hard to create for herself?

"If you are poor, you can be good for yourself; if you are rich, you can help the world. Just treat it as a success in your studies...repay your hometown..."

Meng Lang took a deep breath and walked towards the bus...

He got into the car as if nothing had happened, and nodded to the driver with a friendly smile.

The driver just thought Meng Lang was coming out of the hospital and was going to see the doctor in Canglang Cup together, and he gave a friendly smile in return.

The car rental plan...successful!

Sure enough, as long as I am not embarrassed, no one will be embarrassed...

But he was recognized before he even took two steps.

"Hey! Why are you still following me? You're still haunted!"

It was Doctor Fang who spoke.

Dr. Fang, who was originally sitting on the bus, thinking about how to get close to the beautiful woman, became angry when he saw Meng Lang following them on the bus so arrogantly, and immediately stood up to stop him.

Dr. Fang's words were loud and immediately attracted the attention of other doctors, who all looked over.

The driver also looked back in surprise.

For a time, Meng Lang became the focus again.

Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling, who were sitting in the middle of the bus, naturally noticed it.

"Wow! I've seen people chase and fight fiercely, but I've never seen anyone chase and fight like this!

I said Xiaolu, are you sure you don't remember him?

Could it be that your childhood sweetheart came over to fulfill some romantic agreement with you, like 'waiting until your hair grows to your waist'?

I already have a TV series running in my head! Lin Xiaoling said with a smile.

"Don't talk nonsense." Ou Lu's face turned red, but his look at Meng Lang became even weirder.

"You can get in the car, why can't I?" Faced with the question, Meng Lang said calmly without blushing or breathing.

Doctor Fang was stunned by his confident tone, and then sneered.

"Do you think this is a bus? Look carefully at the sign on the front of the bus. This is a special bus for the First Affiliated Hospital!"

"I know, so why can't I sit?"

Doctor Fang almost laughed out loud.

"What? You want to tell me that you are still a doctor in our hospital?"

"What? Do you know all the doctors in the hospital?" Meng Lang asked without answering.

Doctor Fang was speechless.

The First Affiliated Hospital of Jiangsu University has a complete range of departments and is one of the largest in Jiangsu Province.

There are a total of 30 clinical departments, 7 medical technology departments, 19 clinical medical teaching and research rooms, and 15 research rooms for cranial nerves and cardiovascular diseases.

Not to mention the current employees, there are more than 1,400 registered doctors alone!

The temple is so big that the abbot dare not claim to know every monk, let alone a young doctor.

But seeing the goddess next to him looking at him, Dr. Fang naturally couldn't be questioned by this guy, as it would damage his image.

He rolled his eyes.

"Ha! Okay, you said you are a doctor, so you must know some common medical knowledge?"

"This... I know a thing or two."

"Okay, then let me ask you, if your kidneys are not good and you have a kidney transplant, how many kidneys do you have left?"

"Hahaha……"

There was a burst of laughter in the car.

For this question, a layman who has not undergone this kind of surgery or is unaware of it can easily use habitual thinking to add, subtract, multiply and divide, and answer a wrong answer.

While this doctor was digging holes skillfully, he also did not forget to be sarcastic.

He looked at Meng Lang with a smile, preparing to see him make a fool of himself.

Maybe I have to thank him for this opportunity that came to me to perform in front of the goddess?

"There are three more."

"Well……"

Doctor Fang's smile froze on his face.

Meng Lang glanced at him with a smile.

“Removing the bad kidney is a more complicated operation, so in normal kidney transplant surgery, doctors only insert the good kidney into the space above our hip bone.

To put it bluntly, we are just a container for the kidneys.

Therefore, whether the kidneys are good or not depends purely on a person’s belly size. "

"Okay!" Many people secretly praised in their hearts.

This is not only an answer, but also an attack on the other party, mocking the other party for being too small-minded.

It wasn't a big deal at first. Even if he was just a taxi driver, there were so many vacancies. Most doctors actually didn't mind. It was a bit petty to hold on to someone like this.

What's more, it's hard to tell whether this guy is just taking advantage of the car.

After all, laymen would not know this kind of issue so clearly.

This time, Dr. Fang's face turned even darker.

"Who knows if you are a blind cat and a dead mouse?

Let me ask you again, if a prisoner has a bad brain, he needs a craniotomy.

But after the operation, the prisoner accused the surgeon because he condemned the prisoner's criminal behavior midway. Why is this? "

Another question of innuendo, and more professionally unpopular.

Meng Lang glanced at him and smiled lightly.

“Because during the craniotomy, the person is awake and will remember most of the information during the operation.

Your head will be bolted to the support to prevent it from moving.

The anesthetic is injected with the bolt, but not into your brain because there are no pain receptors in the brain.

So you won’t feel like your head is being poked from beginning to end.

Finally, the reason why prisoners blame doctors is because in the eyes of doctors, there should be no 'ordinary people' and 'prisoners'.

There should be only one kind of person, and that is the ‘patient’. "

"well said!"

Everyone couldn't help but cheer again!

This answer was well-founded, polite, and even educated Dr. Fang, who was making insinuations.

Although many people knew Dr. Fang, they did not applaud him on the spot due to his kindness, but they all cast supportive glances.

Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling also looked at Meng Lang in surprise.

"Isn't this guy really a doctor in the hospital? Have you never seen him?" Lin Xiaoling wondered.

Ou Lu shook his head, but his view of Meng Lang changed somewhat.

[In the eyes of doctors, there should be no ‘ordinary people’ and ‘criminals’.

There should be only one kind of person, and that is the ‘patient’. 】

This sentence resonated with her.

"Impossible! You will definitely not be a doctor in our hospital!" Dr. Fang was frustrated one after another, and he was already a little angry.

"That's right! No matter how much you pretend, there is still a fatal flaw!

hehe! Do you know where this car is going? "Dr. Fang sneered.

"I know, Canglang Cup."

"Ha! It's written on the sign, so you must know it, but there is one thing that you definitely don't have!"

Doctor Fang took out a ticket from his pocket, with a proud expression on his face that he had already seen through you.

"You don't know...you need a ticket to go to a show, right?"

Show yourself! You fake!

"Tickets? I have them!"

What!

Doctor Fang watched with wide eyes as the other party took out an identical ticket and waved it in front of his eyes.

"this……"

Doctor Fang looked confused.

This is impossible!

How could he have a ticket!

Immediately there was a look of embarrassment on his face.

His face was red with shame.

He was completely deceived and lame at this moment.

When answering professional questions, it may be that the other person really knows a little bit about medical knowledge.

But everyone has tickets for the "Canglang Cup". How to explain this?

Science can't explain it at all!

This shows that... the other party is probably really a doctor in the hospital!

Then my behavior of driving people out of the car just now has completely lost the moral high ground.

So after a long time of fussing, the clown turned out to be me?

Is there anything more embarrassing than making such a big fool of yourself in front of a goddess?

"Um...can I sit down?" Meng Lang asked with a friendly smile.

"Of course... of course." Dr. Fang sat back down in his seat.

This is so embarrassing!

Seeing that the turmoil subsided, everyone turned around, but they still laughed and talked in low voices, which made Doctor Fang even more embarrassed.

Meng Lang ignored him, looked at it, and sat down in front of Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling.

Look, I never said I was a doctor, and I politely asked if I could sit down, and sat down only after receiving a positive answer. Isn’t that considered cheating?

Hey hey hey...

"This handsome guy, are you really a doctor in the hospital? Why haven't I seen you before?" Lin Xiaoling sat on the outside of the aisle and asked Meng Lang curiously.

"I'm not. You haven't seen me before. It's normal."

Doctor Fang: "..."

Sitting behind Meng Lang was Dr. Fang, but he was too embarrassed to say anything now.

"Tch! Not a word of truth!" Lin Xiaoling snorted.

"What I have always said is true." Meng Lang smiled.

"Including do you know my little egret?"

"certainly."

"I don't believe it, then tell me, how much do you know about my little egret?"

"Well..." Meng Lang thought about it for a moment and said with some regret.

"She likes singing very much. Her original dream was to be a singer..."

Ou Lu's eyes widened instantly.

Lin Xiaoling looked at her expression and was also shocked.