The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

"The rules of the game are very simple. Here are 4 cards, including a king, a small king, and two ordinary cards.

The four of us drew cards separately. The one who drew the king would be punished, and the one who drew the little king could ask a question.

You must answer the questions honestly, and if you choose not to answer, you will be fined a drink.

Of course, Xiao Yu can just use bitter melon juice instead.

In addition, each question can only be asked once, and the same question cannot be asked to the same person repeatedly! "

After listening to Meng Lang's explanation of the rules, Yan Weiwei curled her lips.

"Isn't this just truth or dare?"

Two people drinking together turned into four people playing games, so her plan was ruined...

"Oh, forget it if you don't want to play. In fact, drinking wine is too emotional. Let's just watch TV." Meng Lang looked indifferent.

Yan Weiwei rolled her eyes and felt that this was a good opportunity to spy on Meng Lang's background.

"Who says I won't play! I'm afraid of you!"

"What about you?" Meng Langtu looked at Lin Haitang.

"It sounds interesting, I want to play!" Xiaoyu smiled and raised her hand.

Three to one, Lin Haitang couldn't refuse now and could only nod in agreement.

A few people soon cleared the table and sat in a circle on the sofa.

There is a cup in front of everyone, three cups of white wine and one cup of bitter melon juice.

The game officially begins.

Meng Lang put the four cards in his hand on the table in random order, and then everyone chose one.

After everyone finished drawing the cards, Meng Lang opened it and saw that it was an ordinary card, and he felt a little regretful.

"Hahaha! I am Xiao Wang! Who has drawn the king?" Yan Weiwei said excitedly.

"It's me." Lin Haitang reluctantly turned over the card in his hand, revealing the big trump card.

Meng Lang became more energetic now and looked at Yan Weiwei, expecting her to ask a question that interested him.

"Then let me ask a question, hehe!" Yan Weiwei rolled her eyes.

"Question! What is my Fetion nickname?"

rash:"???"

Lin Haitang: "..."

Damn it!

Meng Lang was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that this guy was deliberately letting off steam.

That's not right... It's not appropriate to say it's flirting. This is obviously a public tease!

"Hehe! Haitang, we are good sisters who are more affectionate than Jin Jian, so we must keep our guns open to the outside world!" Yan Weiwei glanced at Moulang pointedly.

That meaning is already quite explicit.

This is because they want to make a deal with Lin Haitang, let each other go, and then deal with Meng Lang together.

"Hey! You've gone too far!" Meng Lang was speechless.

"Why did I go too far? Is there any provision in your rules that we cannot form alliances? Interpersonal relationships are also a type of strength!" Yan Weiwei said plausibly.

Meng Lang couldn't refute.

After all, truth or dare, combining vertical and horizontal lines is a kind of strategy, so he can't say anything.

I just didn't expect that this guy Yan Weiwei would do it without any secret.

Everyone knows Sima Zhao’s heart!

Yan Weiwei's purpose was very clear, to get Meng Lang drunk...at least half drunk, so wouldn't he be asking questions and answering questions?

You can reveal all this guy's secrets in one go!

Meng Lang secretly thought, "Oh no, if these two guys plan to gang up on me, then the situation will be very unfavorable for me..."

"I drink!"

However, unexpectedly, Lin Haitang rolled his eyes at Yan Weiwei, then directly picked up the wine glass and drank it in one sip.

The attitude is obvious...I won't accept teasing!

The alliance is broken!

"Pfft!" Meng Lang burst into laughter, and Yan Weiwei's proud smile froze.

With Yan Weiwei looking sad, the second game started.

"Yeah! I'm Xiao Wang!" Xiao Yu said excitedly.

"I am the king." This time it was Meng Lang's turn to be attacked, but with a smile on his face.

Don't you want to see what his relationship is with Xiaoyu? This is sure!

Meng Lang winked at Xiaoyu vigorously.

"Uncle, ask a question! Sister and Sister Weiwei fell into the water at the same time. Who do you save first?"

emm…

Everyone's eyes were fixed directly on Meng Lang.

Looking at Xiaoyu with a smirk on his face, Meng Lang's face fell.

Obviously, my little cotton-padded jacket...is leaking...

Logically speaking, I should choose Lin Haitang, after all, it is the official CP.

But saying it in public like this is tantamount to confessing on the spot. There are so many people. If the other party is too thin-skinned and turns away like last time, how can I keep saying it?

Besides, one is the predecessor and the other is the successor.

If I save my ex, my feelings are still lingering, but if I save my next one, does that mean I am gone?

Good guy, no matter what you choose, they are all scumbags!

It is indeed a thousand-year gift!

"Ahem! I can't swim."

"Assuming you can swim!"

"Then I'm good at swimming and can save two at the same time."

"Tricks don't work, uncle, you can only choose one, hee hee!"

"..."

Meng Lang vaguely saw the little devil's tail sticking out from Xiao Yu's back, swaying there.

He could only pick up the wine glass helplessly. "I drink."

In the third game, the big king is Lin Haitang again, and the little king Meng Lang.

He suddenly became excited. Finally, the opportunity came!

"Question! What do you think is the most special thing about you compared to others?"

Um? What’s special?

Lin Haitang was stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting Meng Lang to ask such a question, and hesitated for a moment.

"I drink!"

"What???" Meng Lang, who was looking forward to it, was stunned.

Even if you say you are very beautiful, I will admit it. What do you mean by not answering?

Forget about the one who teased you just now, why don't you drink the sub-questions?

Is the wine delicious?

etc! Could it be...that this guy is deliberately hiding something?

Meng Lang couldn't understand what this guy was doing...

The game continued. In the fourth round, Xiaoyu asked a question and Yan Weiwei answered.

"Sister Yan, if my sister and uncle fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?"

Everyone: "..."

Pay it back when it's not over?

But this problem...

"That goes without saying! Of course I..." Yan Weiwei blurted out.

But Meng Lang coughed, "Ahem! Classmate Yan, what I need to remind you is that the person you are about to give up is your savior.

Being ungrateful is contrary to chivalry! "

Yan Weiwei: "..."

Well, what he said seems to make some sense.

He looked at Lin Haitang with some confusion, and then at Meng Lang.

One is a good best friend and the other is a lifesaver. It seems inappropriate to give up on either one.

Gritting his teeth. "I drink!"

now it's right! Is it difficult to share the same responsibility? hey-hey!

In the fifth round, Lin Haitang asked a question and Meng Lang answered.

Lin Haitang thought for a moment, "Well... do you like sweet or salty food?"

What? !

Everyone looked at Lin Haitang.

"Haitang, you...how can you do this? Is this a problem?" Yan Weiwei couldn't accept it.

Even if you don't help me, you actually help him?

Plastic sisters!

"Why isn't it a question? I used a question mark." Lin Haitang avoided Yan Weiwei's gaze.

Her ideas are also simple.

The purpose of that guy Yan Weiwei is to "tell the truth while drunk".

What if Meng Lang gets drunk and talks nonsense and makes some wild remarks like "likes the law"?

How embarrassing is it with so many people?

What's more, this guy has so many secrets, if he really says something that cannot be said...

Even if he doesn't silence the people present, it will definitely be a trouble for himself.

So her strategy is also very simple.

Protect Meng Lang and get Yan Weiwei down as soon as possible to end this game!

"Ahem! I like sweet things."

The first person to choose to answer the question instead of drink finally appears!

Although Meng Lang also felt that Lin Haitang was acting a little strange.

But the "targets" all regard themselves as "allies", so the situation will be better!

At the beginning of the sixth game, Meng Lang asked and Yan Weiwei answered.

"Excuse me, how old were you when you started practicing martial arts?"

Everyone: "..."

"3 years old?" Even Yan Weiwei herself didn't feel confident in answering.

Did this guy take the wrong medicine?

There is no such thing as repaying kindness with kindness!

What you do makes me embarrassed to do anything to you...

In this regard, Meng Lang said that his goal was never Yan Weiwei.

On the contrary, if she gets drunk, it means the game is over, so how can he trick Lin Haitang?

Judging from the calm expression on Lin Haitang's face just now, he still had two glasses of wine...

Among the three of them, Yan Weiwei may have the worst drinking capacity!

So his strategy is to protect Yan Weiwei, it is best to instigate her to rebel, let her return from the lost way, and besiege Lin Haitang with him!

Maybe you can just "tell the truth after drinking", and you're done in one step?

In the seventh game, Xiao Yu asked and Lin Haitang answered.

"Excuse me, uncle and Sister Weiwei fell into the water at the same time. Who do you save first?"

Appeared! Sure enough, it appeared again!

For Lin Haitang, this is also a proposition.

Not to mention that both of them were kind to herself and Xiao Yu, whoever she chose would affect her friendship with the other one, and she couldn't make a choice in terms of feelings.

What else can be done?

Lin Haitang gave Xiao Yu a helpless look and drank another cup.

Xiaoyu achieved three kills without any damage!

Seeing Xiaoyu covering her mouth and snickering, she looked like a weasel who had stolen a little hen.

The three of them looked at each other and immediately reached a tacit understanding.

In the eighth game, Meng Lang asked and Xiao Yu answered.

Meng Lang gave a bad laugh, "Hey! Excuse me, your sister and your sister Weiwei fell into the water at the same time. Who do you save first?"

"I'll save Sister Weiwei first!"

Unexpectedly, Xiaoyu gave the answer without thinking.

"Uh...are you so decisive?" Meng Lang was dumbfounded.

"Hey! Because my sister can swim!"

"No! Assume your sister doesn't know how." Meng Lang said immediately.

Xiaoyu's face was embarrassed.

This is treating the other person with his own way!

"I...I'm still so young, how can I, a child, be allowed to save people!"

"It's okay, let's pretend you're Superman."

"Superman can save two at the same time!"

"Then let's say one of them falls into the Pacific Ocean and the other falls into the Atlantic Ocean!"

Xiaoyu: "..."

"Xiaoyu, how does sister Weiwei treat you? If you only care about Haitang, sister will be heartbroken..." Yan Weiwei pitifully gave an assist.

"I...I can't drink enough."

Xiaoyu grimaced, pinched her nose, poured a glass of bitter melon juice into her mouth, and her little face wrinkled up.

Meng Lang chuckled and achieved the achievement "Thousands of Arrows Fired Together".

Everyone in the audience was spared the same question!

Next came several rounds of questions and answers.

Lin Haitang asked Yan Weiwei: "Do you really like girls?"

Yan Weiwei, who usually has a pretty face, looked embarrassed and did it.

Yan Weiwei asked Meng Lang: "Drawing a dragon with your left hand and a rainbow with your right hand, are you serious?"

Under Yan Weiwei's fire-breathing eyes, Meng Lang did it.

Many questions were not answered by the people being asked.

However, when you ask someone a question, if he answers something other than what was asked, he has already answered it, and there is no need to ask any more questions...

Once again, it was Meng Lang's turn to question Lin Haitang. It seemed difficult to get it right in one step, so don't rush it.

So he decided to figure it out slowly, starting from the most basic situation.

"What's your blood type?"

Lin Haitang did it.

rash:"……"

His whole body was not well.

Even if you ask about the blood type, you can still know whether the autobiography at home controls type A blood. At least you can make an exclusion!

You don't even give me this chance? This is a bit too much!

Are you aware of my purpose?

Xiaoyu has been playing soy sauce in these games, looking at this now and then that, and can't help but sigh in her heart.

"The world of adults...is really complicated..."

After watching a few games, she had roughly analyzed the "enemy and friend situation map" on the field.

Yan Weiwei wants to join forces with Lin Haitang to win over Meng Lang. Lin Haitang seems to want to join forces with Meng Lang to win over Yan Weiwei. Meng Lang, on the other hand, wants to work with Yan Weiwei to win over Lin Haitang...

The situation is so complicated.

Even with Xiaoyu's smart little head, when he encounters these guys who don't act according to common sense, he feels a little like a Muggle.

After a good talk of truth, everyone was played into the Three Kingdoms Kill...

Fortunately, I am the "traitor", Xiaoyu smiled evilly.

"Question! Uncle, how much savings do you have?"

Meng Lang: "...I'll drink."

One hour later……

"No, no! I'm going to get drunk if we keep playing. How about we stop here?"

Meng Lang's face turned red at this time, and he was already a little drunk.

Worried that he would get really drunk after a while and go back to the old scumbag way, he quickly offered to end the game.

The main thing is... Lin Haitang doesn't have enough food and salt, so he can't ask anything at all. What a joke!

"I can't do it anymore, my mouth feels so bitter." Xiaoyu stuck out her tongue.

"Yes! Agreed!"

Among the three people, Lin Haitang obviously drank the most, but he didn't look drunk at all. Instead, he was the most sober one.

This made Meng Lang secretly stunned. Should he be called a girl from the north?

You misjudged the enemy’s strength!

"No... no! I haven't convinced you yet, how... how can it end like this! Do it again... again!"

Looking at Yan Weiwei, who was already slumped on the sofa and had a big tongue, several people automatically ignored her opinions.

Xiaoyu grimaced and ran to rinse her mouth.

Lin Haitang sent Meng Lang to the door.

"go to bed early."

"Ah, you too."

Just as he turned around, he couldn't help but turn around and ask again, "Lawyer Lin, what is your blood type?"

Lin Haitang: "..."

Seeing the strange look on his face, Meng Lang coughed dryly.

"Ahem! Nothing else, I'm just curious as to why you would rather drink than answer such a simple question.

You know, once people's curiosity arises, then..."

"Type O." "Bang!"

"Well……"

Looking at the closed door, Meng Lang scratched his head.

It seems that it can be basically ruled out, after all, I have type A blood.

In a prosperous night, you can find out someone's blood type. Do you have to find out someone's birth date and birth date in the Year of the Monkey?

This forces me to use the space-time weapon...

"It's decided! The next battle is yours! Lawyer Lin!"

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