The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

"Ouch, it hurts me so much! Damn the wicked and smoking lord! Ouch, my God, please be gentle..."

The middle-aged woman, who was crying and cursing, was put on a stretcher by medical staff.

And a group of melon-eating people had already gathered around.

"Murder! This is murder, comrade police!

Yesterday someone kidnapped our dog, and today someone is trying to kill my wife!

This is definitely not a coincidence, it was definitely planned!

Comrade police, you and I are friends from Bureau Lu. You must catch the real culprit as soon as possible, otherwise how can we, the state cadres, be able to safely serve as public servants of the people..."

The middle-aged woman's husband, Director Zhang, had also arrived at the scene and was blowing his beard and glaring indignantly at the police officers responsible for investigating and collecting evidence.

Coincidentally, the person who came to handle the case happened to be Wang Zhaoping.

At this time, he listened helplessly to the other party's endless complaints.

He reported the case of an ordinary parabola thrown from high altitude with intent to murder.

Well, even if the "killer" is proficient in mathematics, physics, and chemistry, has calculated the wind speed and gravity acceleration, accurately determined the impact point, and was super lucky to hit the target...

But what's the point of killing someone and throwing an apple?

Are you kidding me?

If Director Lu hadn't made the call himself, how could he, a criminal police captain, personally come out to handle such a case.

"Mr. Zhang, please rest assured that we will find the person responsible as soon as possible."

Wang Zhaoping patiently tried his best to comfort the other party.

When he raised his head to observe the scene, he glanced at the crowd inadvertently, but his expression suddenly became startled.

Just outside the crowd, a familiar figure was talking to a young couple holding a child.

"Xiaoru, take charge of the scene!"

After saying that, he left Director Zhang who was still chattering and walked over quickly...

…

"It's so scary..."

The young woman held the child tightly in her arms, her face still a little pale.

"It's okay, it's okay, isn't it peaceful?

It's my fault, I shouldn't have answered the phone! "

The tall, thin man wearing glasses put his arm around the woman's shoulders and comforted her with some remorse.

"Little brother, thank you so much!" The man looked at Meng Lang and said gratefully.

Meng Lang waved his hands and smiled when he heard the man's words.

"Why are you thanking me? I just saw the cute baby and chatted casually for a few words. If you escaped a disaster, that's because you are lucky and lucky, haha!"

He had no intention of telling the whole world that he had built several more levels of pagodas.

I do this without utilitarianism, just for peace of mind.

"At the speed we were going at, if it hadn't been for these two words from little brother... the situation might have been terrible."

The man glanced at the scene over there, but he had a look of fear on his face, as if he had identified Meng Lang as his savior. This actually made Meng Lang a little stunned.

"Haha! Okay, okay, then I'll accept this thank you. It's all fate!

By the way, do you usually walk in this community? Meng Lang asked suddenly.

He actually wanted to understand why "falling objects from heights" were not mentioned in the previous episodes.

If such a shocking and vicious incident happened in a nearby community, there was no reason why I would turn a blind eye, right?

Could it be that history has been hit in the back by me again?

“I usually take my baby for a walk in the park outside the community to bask in the sun.

But yesterday I heard that someone nearby captured someone's dog in broad daylight. I was worried about safety issues, so I only dared to take my baby for a walk in the community today. "

Although she didn't know why Meng Lang suddenly asked this, the little woman still answered truthfully.

Well……

This is actually the case...

In this way, he should have hit Cheng Biao, and Cheng Biao hit the dog again, and the dog hit the couple...

Enough twists and turns for this one!

Meng Lang couldn't help but cover his face.

I thought that history was like this, and that’s why I had my story.

I never thought that history would be like this because of me...

So strictly speaking, this is another typical case of Meng Lang succeeding and Meng Lang losing.

This unpredictable fate...

"Brother Meng! It's really you!"

Just as he was sighing, a very familiar voice suddenly came from his ears.

Meng Lang turned around and saw Wang Zhaoping, who was wearing a police uniform, squeezed out of the crowd and walked towards him excitedly.

"Eh? Captain Wang, why are you here?"

Wang Zhaoping was wearing a police uniform today and was mixed in with the police. Meng Lang didn't recognize him for a moment.

"What a coincidence, I'm here to dispatch the police." Wang Zhaoping smiled.

"I still want to ask you, why are you here? I remember you don't live here, right?"

"Oh, I moved. I just moved here."

Wang Zhaoping was stunned for a moment.

move place? This is a high-end community, your class jump is a bit fast...

But thinking that the other party is a nouveau riche, I feel relieved.

Besides, the national treasure was found as soon as the people asked to find it. Is it possible that they were short of money? Everything is a disguise...

Seeing someone else next to him, Wang Zhaoping coughed.

"Ahem! Brother Meng, can I talk to you alone?"

"Oh! Okay, let's go over there."

Meng Lang saw that the other party had something to do with him, and pointed to the distance.

Then he turned around, smiled and touched the little guy's pink face.

"Then let's go first. See you later, Xiao Fanfan!"

Looking at the two people's retreating figures, the man was stunned for a long time, then turned to look at the woman with some confusion.

"Did we just...mention Fanfan's name?"

…

"Captain Wang, I haven't thanked you enough for your help with the driver's license test."

The two of them walked to a secluded place, and Meng Lang smiled and thanked them.

"Brother Meng, don't be such a shabby brother. How can you be busy just by joining a team?" Wang Zhaoping smiled bitterly.

"A beast-headed person, not to mention a spot in the driving school, if you just want me to be your driver, that's not a problem!"

This gain was completely out of proportion to the effort. For the first time, he felt that the favor he owed was a bit stressful.

"Beast head?" Meng Lang was stunned for a moment.

Why does this word sound familiar?

"What you're talking about...can't be the snake head that's been making a lot of noise in the news recently, right?"

It's already on the headlines and it's hard for Meng Lang to figure it out.

"Yes, if it weren't for you, where would we have found it?" Wang Zhaoping nodded matter-of-factly.

He looked at Meng Lang's shocked expression and asked, "What? You don't know?"

"Uh..." Meng Lang looked a little embarrassed.

Yes, after giving Wang Zhaoping a "Feng Shui" show last time, I thought the cutting was too slow.

In addition, I was preoccupied with studying "Diary of a Madman" at the time, so I hung up the video without even watching the end...

After such a long time, Wang Zhaoping didn't contact him, so Meng Lang just thought he had found the thing and didn't ask any more questions.

Unexpectedly, what the other party found in the "stone elephant" was actually a national treasure!

This secret is indeed "shocking"...

"You..." Seeing Meng Lang's reaction, Wang Zhaoping was speechless.

The clue you gave me, now you tell me you don’t know what it is?

Well, even if you don’t know beforehand, you should at least ask afterward!

Co-author: Are you not interested in anything that you put so much effort into finding for us?

What does a real man mean by never looking back at an explosion?

Your calmness makes my balls ache...

"Ahem! You don't know what you are looking for, and I don't know what I found. Is this normal?"

Huh?

What you said makes so much sense, I don’t know how to refute it...

The two stared at each other for a moment, then couldn't help laughing.

"Brother Meng, your news channel is quite good.

Can you tell me how you knew there was a treasure hidden in that house?

According to the owner, even the owner's wife and children don't know about the existence of this snake head. How did you know about it? "

Wang Zhaoping knew he shouldn't ask, but his damn curiosity really made him scratch his heart, so he couldn't help but ask anyway.

It doesn’t matter if you understand Feng Shui, but you can’t figure it out, right?

"Haha! The truth is just a product of time.

As long as you are patient, not much truth can be buried by history..." Meng Lang looked mysterious.

Saying it is basically the same as saying nothing...

Wang Zhaoping thought to himself that this must be because the friendliness is not enough!

"By the way, don't you have something you want to talk to me about?" Meng Lang changed the topic.

"Uh...well...actually, there is something wrong." Wang Zhaoping said a little coyly.

"We didn't know what the thing we were looking for was before, but recently we received accurate information, and now we know it..."

Meng Lang was stunned for a moment.

"What? You mean, what you are looking for is not a snake head?"

"Uh... no, I made a mistake again..." Wang Zhaoping said a little embarrassed.

Meng Lang was speechless.

Wang Zhaoping never contacted him, and he thought he had found the right one this time.

But... I made a mistake. Why are you so embarrassed?

"I know this request is a bit excessive, but those who are able should work harder! Haha...

Of course, Brother Meng’s help must not be in vain. The consulting fee is guaranteed not to be less than this amount! "Wang Zhaoping stretched out five fingers.

"5000000?"

Wang Zhaoping looked embarrassed.

Co-author, do you think the basic unit of transfer is 5 million?

Meng Lang also felt that he had asked too much.

The country's current main task is to get rid of poverty, not to get rich.

well! Wealth has grown so rapidly that we are somewhat out of touch with the masses...

"Ahem! Haha! I know that Brother Qian Meng will definitely look down on this, and you are definitely not the kind of vulgar person who values ​​money."

Wang Zhaoping laughed dryly.

"Brother Meng has helped me so much, he has solved crimes and made meritorious deeds, and his promotion and salary increase are just around the corner. There is nothing I can do in return..."

See if you have anything bothering you recently.

We are all friends, please don’t see me outside!

As long as I can do it, I have no problem! "

have to! At this point, Meng Lang still didn't understand what he meant. This was because he had tasted the sweetness and was greedy for eggs...

However, Wang Zhaoping, a man in the red circle, is still worth building a good relationship with, and...

"What a coincidence, I really have to trouble Captain Wang with something recently." Meng Lang said with a smile.

"Oh?" Wang Zhaoping's eyes lit up.

I’m not afraid that something will happen to you, I’m just afraid that you’ll be fine!

"Um...it's not about the examination or anything like that again, is it?"

"That's not true. As an enthusiastic member of the public, besides studying, my biggest hobby...is anonymous reporting." Meng Lang chuckled.

"Uh... is it legal?" Wang Zhaoping asked after seeing Meng Lang's strange smile.

"Don't worry! Not only is it legal and compliant, it also punishes rape and eliminates evil!"

"Really? Haha! As expected, it's still your brother Meng's style, so that's no problem!"

"Tell me first, what exactly is the thing you are looking for?"

Wang Zhaoping looked around and whispered.

"What we are looking for... is a Buddha head, Mingtang Buddha head!"

"Mingtang Buddha Head?"

"Yeah! It should be about the same size as a snake head. It is said to be from Wu Zetian's period and is extremely precious.

The group of cultural relic dealers are looking for foreign buyers and are preparing to smuggle it out. "

"Um……"

If you know the name and image, it will be much easier to handle.

Meng Lang touched his chin.

"Okay! But as usual, I don't guarantee that the information is accurate."

Meng Lang still gave him a vaccination in advance.

"Understand! You can make mistakes...oh no, I mean, you can provide information, right? That's really of no importance!"

Once Wang Zhaoping heard that Meng Lang was willing to continue helping, there was no reason to be picky.

Rather, he wished that Meng Lang would be "wrong" a few more times!

I made a mistake last time. I created a murder scene and found a snake head by mistake...

Who knows if I make a mistake next time, I will directly produce the national jade seal?

Isn’t that a huge profit?

Solving a case and finding the excitement of opening a blind box is outrageous!

"Team Wang!"

As soon as the two people secretly reached a deal, a policewoman trotted over to the "Mutual Help Corner".

"Eh? Mr. Meng?"

Qin Xiaoru recognized Meng Lang at a glance.

"Haha! Officer Qin, what a coincidence!" Meng Lang said hello with a smile.

After several interactions, Meng Lang suddenly found that he had become inexplicably familiar with the people from the criminal police team.

"It's quite a coincidence. I always meet Mr. Meng when working on cases recently."

"Uh..." If you want to say that, I really can't refute it.

Yuan Li case, human trafficking case, Gao Yuan case, high-altitude throwing object case...

How to explain it?

Sometimes the case comes to me, and sometimes I come to the case. We basically fall in love and kill each other...

I always feel that if this continues, the "death physique" of a ten-thousand-year-old elementary school student will inexplicably take over?

The case follows wherever you go...

"Why is Mr. Meng here?"

"Oh! I just moved here. I happened to be passing by, and it just hit me a few steps away. It didn't scare me to death."

"Oh? So Mr. Meng is still a witness?"

"Ah! Yes. So unethical!

That is to say, if we look at it now, it will take two years for someone to be held criminally responsible for throwing an object from a high altitude! "

You say it so firmly, you are still a representative of the Legislative Yuan and the National People's Congress!

Qin Xiaoru was speechless.

"That's perfect, can you tell me about the situation at that time.

The apple was smashed so completely that it is difficult to collect evidence from it, and there is no camera with a suitable angle nearby. If possible..."

"Building 3, 18th floor."

"Ah? What?" Qin Xiaoru didn't react.

"I mean, the apple was dropped from the 18th floor of Building 3."

"Uh..." Even Wang Zhaoping was confused this time.

"How do you know? Did you see it?" Qin Xiaoru obviously didn't believe it.

Who can walk with their neck raised?

"You may not believe it, but recently I always like to look up at the stars and think about the relationship between man and the universe.

Sin and I met unexpectedly..."