The autobiography I wrote cannot be a tragedy

The train station exit.

"Brother Lang! Keep in touch when you return to Su City!"

Until he got into the taxi, Lu Xiaoyi was still waving goodbye to him through the car window.

Looking at the business card in his hand, Meng Lang looked helpless.

From meeting by chance to becoming brothers, it took less than an hour in total. This Lu Xiaoyi was worthy of being an account manager. Even if he came to their company to work in sales, he would definitely be good.

He looked at the time and saw that it was early three in the afternoon, so he strode towards the bus station not far away.

Following the normal process of returning home, he bought a ticket for the nearest train, and Meng Lang checked in and entered the station.

Passing by a stall selling children's toys and snacks.

"Mom! Mom! I want this bubble machine!"

A little boy held the hand of a middle-aged woman and said coquettishly.

"Obey! We will be in the car soon. Where can we play this in the car?"

The little boy pouted, but was still reluctantly pulled away.

When Meng Lang saw this scene, he suddenly stopped.

He walked to the stall and took a look, and then his eyes lit up slightly.

"Boss! Get me a handful of this.

Hmm...two more bags of sugar-roasted chestnuts. "

…

When Meng Lang put down the suitcase and got into the car, there were already many people in the car, and the front row was basically occupied.

The ticket he bought was for seat 17, which is quite far back...

He scanned around and saw four people sitting in the first row. Coincidentally, the one on the left was the mother and son who wanted to buy toys from before. It's hard to separate mother and son, right?

He could only smile kindly at the uncle sitting on the right.

"Uncle, I'm motion sick and I'm afraid I'll vomit in the car. Can you switch seats with me? I'll take No. 17.

Not only did I buy too many chestnuts just now, I can’t finish them, so you can take them in the car to relieve your boredom. "

The uncle looked like a farmer with a simple and honest face. He looked at the bag of sugar-roasted chestnuts handed over by Meng Lang and quickly shook his head and pushed it back.

"It's okay, it's okay! It's such a big deal. Who's not inconvenienced when you go out? I'll trade with you. I won't use the chestnuts. I brought food."

Saying that, he went to get the one on the frame to salute.

Meng Lang sighed secretly in his heart.

Such a simple uncle...whose husband, whose father, and the pillar of whose family is he?

"How can it be done? Uncle, you have helped me a lot!"

Without any explanation, he pushed the chestnuts into the uncle's hand.

When the uncle saw Meng Lang's grateful expression, as if he had really helped him, he smiled honestly and stopped refusing.

When Meng Lang took off his backpack and sat down, he realized that a girl next to him was looking at him with big eyes.

The girl has healthy wheat-colored skin, is 1.7 meters tall, has neat short hair, wears a simple T-shirt that shows off her figure, and has very delicate facial features. She seems to be a college student who has returned home.

Meng Lang smiled politely and nodded, then took out his mobile phone and browsed the posts about Bitcoin while peeling chestnuts, enjoying himself.

In a short while, half of the bag was consumed, and the stomach was half full.

After driving for more than half an hour, the car swayed onto the mountain ring road, and the surrounding scenery began to change from urban circles to lush mountains.

Perhaps he was overusing his brain this afternoon. The bumpy feeling made Meng Lang suddenly feel that his eyelids were a little heavy and his head started to feel a little bit.

Most of the people in the car had been on the road for a whole day, and some people had already begun to snore. This environment made people even more drowsy.

No, no!

It would be great fun if you fell into free fall as soon as you opened your eyes after falling asleep.

If you fall asleep, you will die!

Under such mental stimulation, Meng Lang forced himself to widen his eyes.

But how can you endure dozing off if you want to? I didn’t last ten minutes before the sleepiness came over me again...

Just as he was thinking about using a cone to stimulate his buttocks, a mint was suddenly handed over to him.

"Huh?" Meng Lang turned his head with a confused look and found that the girl next to him was looking at him.

"Eat it, it will refresh you!" The girl smiled.

"Uh...thank you!" Meng Lang thanked him blankly and took it inexplicably.

When the person next to you on a long-distance bus is sleepy, isn't it normal practice to keep things as quiet as possible so that others can have a good sleep?

Is it now popular to give out mints to cheer you up? What operation?

But Meng Lang really needs some mints if he feels sleepy.

As soon as I swallowed a piece of candy, I felt a chill in my breath. As expected, my mind became much clearer.

He ate the candy and turned to look at the girl next to him.

Could this guy be a mind reader and know that I have to stay awake?

"Well... would you like some chestnuts?" Meng Lang reciprocated and handed over the remaining half bag of chestnuts.

"No! It's best not to eat food from strangers when you're out."

"Well……"

Meng Lang was confused, who am I? Where am I? What am I chewing in my mouth?

He took back the chestnut with a dry smile, thinking this girl was quite interesting.

With the idea that diverting attention can refresh his mind and kill time, he asked the other party with interest.

"Why did you give me mints? How did you know I didn't want to sleep?"

"I don't know, I'm afraid you really fell asleep." The girl said matter-of-factly.

"Eh? Are you afraid that I will fall asleep? Why?" Meng Lang was stunned.

Did I fall asleep and affect the speed of the car?

"You don't get carsick at all, do you?" The girl looked at Meng Lang.

"This car has been driving for more than an hour, especially on a mountainous road. People who suffer from motion sickness will not be like you, checking their mobile phones while eating chestnuts like a normal person."

"Uh..." Meng Lang was speechless, because this was the truth.

For people who suffer from motion sickness, browsing on mobile phones and eating are all prohibited items that will aggravate the discomfort.

Seeing that Meng Lang was speechless by what she said, the girl seemed to be more sure of her judgment.

"So, I'm worried that you will 'accidentally' fall asleep and then rest your head on my shoulder. Out of politeness, do I have to wait until you wake up?"

"Well……"

Are you being regarded as a routine guy who is here deliberately trying to strike up a conversation?

Meng Lang thought this was a bit funny.

Little girl, all the rich women in the movie, I, Meng Xiaolang, have already cut off their mortal relationships with their own hands. Will they travel more than a thousand kilometers to chat with you?

"Haha! What would you do if I really 'fall asleep' and lean over?" Meng Lang asked with interest.

The girl rolled her eyes and said, "Don't worry, I will wake you up politely and remind you to take good care of your belongings."

rash:"……"

Girls nowadays have a strong sense of self-protection. Are there any "anti-routine defense classes" taught in schools now?

Pat me awake...

"Please be sure to do that when the time comes. I want to thank you on behalf of everyone in the car!"

A beautiful girl who battles wits and courage with the air! I have to admit, you successfully predicted me...

The girl was stunned for a moment. Just thank me. Why thank me for everyone in the car?

"Dongxi Village has arrived. Is there anyone from Dongxi Village?"

"Dongxi Village has arrived. Is there anyone from Dongxi Village?"

At this time, the driver stopped at an intersection and shouted twice towards the back.

Several people got out of the car carrying large and small bags. When no one got out, the driver closed the door and the car continued on its way.

Meng Lang immediately became alert. If his memory is correct, the next section of the road will be very steep...

Sure enough, after walking for about ten minutes, a middle-aged woman wearing gray cloth suddenly rushed to the front door from behind.

"Driver! Stop the car quickly! Stop the car! I've been there!"

The driver rolled his eyes and showed no intention of stopping.

"How do you park the car here? You can't get on the bus here! Just go to the next stop and take the bus back!"

"How can that be done! I paid the money, and it's all your fault. Why didn't you call me when you arrived at the station?" The middle-aged woman was a little anxious.

"Why didn't you yell? I yelled several times. It's because you were too sleepy."

"Why did I sleep too hard? It's obviously because you were irresponsible and didn't scream! No, you turn around and send me back now!"

"What are you thinking about? It took half an hour to go back and forth. There are so many people on the bus. How can we turn around?"

"Then I don't care! It's your fault, you have to take responsibility!"

"Why is it my fault! Are you being unreasonable?"

"Can you turn around?" The middle-aged woman was a little anxious and took another step forward.

At this time, everyone was watching this scene with a lively mood. No one thought about standing up to stop it, because no one thought that it was just an inconspicuous quarrel, and it would eventually turn into a tragedy...

"Hey! Auntie, for the sake of our safety, please stay away from the driver, okay?"

At this moment, Meng Lang stood up and blocked the middle-aged woman's attempt to continue approaching.

"Who are you, just mind your own business!" The middle-aged woman immediately glared at Meng Lang like a fried cock, showing off her shrewish temperament.

Everyone in the car looked like they were watching a good show, and even the girl looked at Meng Lang's operation with confusion.

I don’t know why this guy wants to wade into such muddy water that has nothing to do with him.

Meng Lang sighed helplessly.

Looking at the big and thick look of the shrew opposite, Meng Lang, who is not diligent, may not be his opponent if he really makes a move.

This forces me to use "massive deterrent weapons"!

He lifted up the hem of his clothes, revealing the handle of a black short knife, and then pulled it out with his right hand. A silvery white reflection made the air in the car quiet for a moment.

The mother and daughter who were close could see it clearly. The mother immediately hugged her child, looking horrified.

The middle-aged woman opposite was so frightened that her face turned pale.

"I just asked you to stay away from the driver, is that true?" Meng Lang just looked at her indifferently.

"Yes...I'm sorry!" The woman didn't dare to scream at this time, and returned to her seat tremblingly.

The driver was driving, and Meng Lang's back was turned to him, so he didn't see this scene. He thought it was Meng Lang who scared the woman away, and he couldn't help but feel grateful.

"Thank you, little brother! There are so many unreasonable people nowadays!"

The driver, who was muttering nonsense, had no idea that he had just escaped from the gate of hell.

Meng Lang breathed a sigh of relief and sat back in his seat, but the girl next to him shivered in fright and shrank towards the window.

well……

"Did you know that as long as the steering wheel is rotated 10° at this speed, the car will hit the guardrail in the next second? Do you know that the guardrail here is in disrepair? Do you know that there is a cliff outside this road? You know the cliff Does the flow speed of the river below exceed 10m per second?”

The girl who asked the question was stunned for a moment. After a moment, she looked out the window blankly.

The car was speeding against the guardrail. Looking down, you could clearly see the rushing river dozens of meters below.

For some reason, a layer of cold sweat appeared on the girl's back.

The rest of the journey was really quiet.

The middle-aged woman was so frightened that she hurriedly got off the bus at the next stop, and the security alarm was completely lifted!

…

"Tsk!" The car door opened, Meng Lang picked up his backpack and stood up.

He paused before getting out of the car, and suddenly took out the "short knife" from his arms, and threw it lightly into the arms of the little boy in the mother's frightened eyes.

"Kid, I'll give it to you to play with!"

After saying that, he got out of the car with a smile and walked away.

When it's over, I brush off my clothes and go away, hiding my merits and fame...

The girl next to her watched blankly as the little boy pulled out the knife with excitement on his face.

"Wow, great!"

The blade of the knife struck the armrest, making a sound like wood being struck...