The Alchemist of Harry Potter

Hagrid's sense of Lockhart was really bad.

Having said that, the other party suddenly ran over to find him, actually trying to teach him how to prevent the monster from getting into the well?

Seeing Lockhart who was constantly nagging in his mouth, Hagrid became dazed, and he couldn't help but look at the location where Albert had just disappeared, and couldn't help complaining about the guy who had just sneaked away.

Albert must have expected this situation a long time ago, so he sneaked away.

Damn, I didn't stay with myself.

Hagrid felt inexplicably noisy, what did Lockhart just say?

Khali sent a signed photo?

"Does he need to send an autographed photo?" Hagrid felt speechless and interrupted aloud. "Professor Lockhart, Harry doesn't need to send an autographed photo. He is already very famous."

Lockhart frowned slightly when he heard this, but soon continued to nag about the incident that Harry came to school in a flying car.

Hagrid was speechless, so he took the newly slaughtered rooster from the side, and began to pluck the feathers, and casually said something to him.

Lockhart's various bragging made Hagrid feel uncomfortable. He really didn't understand whether the other party couldn't understand or deliberately didn't understand. He just nagged for nearly ten minutes.

I don't know how this person can say so much, wouldn't he be thirsty?

"If you need any help, just come to me." Lockhart smiled pretentiously at Hagrid, "You know where I am!"

"No, thanks, I don't need help for the time being," Hagrid said dryly.

"However, I'm surprised that you don't even have a book I wrote." Lockhart said without embarrassment at all, and said to himself: "Tonight, I will send a signed book. Good. ,Goodbye!"

After Lockhart had left, Hagrid immediately closed the wooden door and exhaled greatly.

Thankfully, he finally left.

When Hagrid turned his head, he saw Albert sitting in his original position again.

"Where did you hide?" Hagrid glared at Albert angrily.

"If Lockhart sees me, it will definitely be more tossing, so I'd better not see him here." Albert ignored Hagrid's dissatisfied gaze, and asked casually, "Speaking of which, What is the water monster that Lockhart just mentioned?"

"Water monsters are just a general term, referring to those monsters that live in water." Hagrid took the half-plucked rooster from the table, wiped the table clean with a rag, and put the teapot and snacks back on.

"What water monster will live in a well?" Albert asked, scratching his toothy ear.

At this moment, there was another knock on the door.

Hagrid took a deep look at Albert, stepped forward to open the door, and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that Harry, Ron, and Hermione were coming.

"Why is Lockhart coming to you, Hagrid?" Harry Potter's voice came from outside the door.

"Teach me how to prevent the water monster from getting into the well," Hagrid said angrily. "As if I didn't know it, what happened to Ron? He seems to be sick?"

Harry and Hermione crossed the threshold with Ron. When they entered the cabin, they saw Albert sitting there rubbing the dog's head.

"Albert?" The surprise on Hermione's face quickly returned to normal, and she said with a smile: "Congratulations on winning the international wizard chess championship."

"Thank you, what happened to Weasley? Was it hit by a curse?" Albert looked at Ron who was spitting a slug and suggested, "If you can't solve the curse, you'd better take him to Pang. Mrs. Frey, that way he can suffer less."

"That..." Harry helped Ron to sit on the chair and awkwardly explained to the two of the reasons why Ron had slugs.

"His luck is not bad. Sometimes something very bad happens when the curse is tempered." Albert looked at Ron with interest, and took out his wand to try to solve the curse for him, but obviously nothing big. The effect, because Ron was spitting slugs in his mouth again, which looked really unflattering.

"It's better to spit it out than swallow it," Hagrid didn't seem to worry much, and found a large copper basin and placed it in front of Ron.

"Swallow?" Albert couldn't help feeling sick when he listened to Hagrid's words.

"No way?" Hermione asked.

"Failed. But, as expected, the spell tempering is a more difficult situation to deal with." Albert doesn't care about Ron's situation. Anyway, the slug is not himself, his friends are all Who can blame it for not taking people to the school hospital?

"The broken wand should be replaced!"

Hagrid was holding a copper kettle to pour tea to several people, and suddenly thought of something, "Oh, by the way, Harry. I heard that you sent a signed photo, why didn't I get it?"

"I didn't send the autograph photo," Harry protested dissatisfiedly. "It was Lockhart spreading rumors everywhere."

"Harry, you can go to Lee Jordan and sign the wizard card that belongs to you." Albert suddenly remembered something and continued, "This way, you won’t need to sign anymore in the future. Last time I told Lockhart said about this, and he has agreed to let me create an exclusive wizard card for him."

"No, no, thank you." Harry declined dryly.

"I suggest you don't refuse, even Dumbledore is willing to do so." Albert reminded kindly, "In fact, the professors in the school have basically agreed."

"basically?"

"Professor Snape didn't agree. I couldn't convince him for the time being. To be honest, Professor Snape might have a little misunderstanding with me." Albert made it up and did it secretly, anyway, Snape finally got cold. As long as there are photos, it is impossible for the other party to crawl out and make trouble for himself, so Albert didn't care whether Snape refused or refused.

"I don't seem to have it," Hagrid said suddenly.

"Yes, I made it for you a long time ago. If you are interested, I will bring you a set of cards next time." Albert said with a smile.

"That's great!" Hagrid nodded in satisfaction: "However, I don't want Lockhart's card."

"Does Hagrid not like Professor Lockhart?" Hermione looked surprised.

"Actually, everyone doesn't like Professor Lockhart." Albert said without hesitation. "Didn't you find out? Basically, professors in the school don't like Professor Lockhart."

Harry opened his mouth in shock, and Hermione showed a confused and confused expression. As for Ron, he was still spitting a slug in the basin.

"I just came to Hagrid to inquire about Lockhart. With his teaching level, I suspect that the descriptions in Professor Lockhart's book are actually fictional."

"you should not……"

"Lockhart brag to me just now about how to get rid of female ghosts. If one of them is true, I will eat the teapot." Hagrid also agreed with Albert.

"Hagrid, Dumbledore thought Lockhart..." Hermione's voice couldn't help raising a few points.

"Who did Ron want to curse just now?" Albert changed the subject roughly, he wouldn't talk to a fan about the person she liked, that would be unwise.

"Malfoy." Ron said hoarsely. "Malfoy called Hermione'Mudblood'"

"Really?" Hagrid looked at Hermione indignantly, trying to get an answer from her personally.

"Yes," Hermione nodded and said, "but I don't know what that means."

"Mudblood refers to Muggle wizards like us." Albert explained casually, "that is, a slanderous name for people whose parents do not know how to magic."

Hagrid looked at Albert quite speechlessly. He didn't understand why Albert didn't seem to be angry at all.

"Actually, you don't know." Albert took a sip of tea and shook his head. "The so-called pure-blood wizards in the wizarding world are a bunch of poor worms."

At this moment, everyone was stunned, UU reading www.uukanshu.com even Ron stopped vomiting.

"The so-called pure-blood is actually born of intermarry. After all, the pure-blood wizards in the UK are so few people, it is inevitable that they have some relatives." Albert began to popularize science to the stunned three: "Three generations of direct blood relatives. Inside, even if they are close relatives."

"You may not know that intermarriage of close relatives will produce a lot of problems, such as genetic diseases, such as mental decline, such as schizophrenia, for example, the personality will become irritable, angry, arrogant, arrogant, and even unreasonable." Albert drinks After taking a sip of tea, he said jokingly, "Now do you know why the dark wizards are more cruel? Because they are the products of intermarriage between relatives, and they can’t choose their own births, so I said they are poor. , Think about being irritable at birth, or having a genetic disease."

Hagrid thought it was extremely absurd, but he felt that what Albert said was really reasonable. Aren't most Death Eaters just the so-called pure-blood wizards?

Don't those so-called pure-blood wizards like intermarriages?

"Although this kind of intermarriage, the offspring produced may have more magical powers than ordinary wizards, but now it is not based on whose spells are stronger." As he said, Albert raised his hand and knocked on his head. "The wizard You need to rely on the brain. The brain is the most important thing? Even if a genius is born, the probability is very low, and it may be accompanied by many genetic problems."

Ron suddenly wanted to laugh. A guy with a sense of superiority like the Malfoy family turned into a worthless and poor creature in Albert's mouth. Malfoy should really be allowed to listen to this.

vomit!

Ron leaned down again quickly, retching, and a few slugs popped out of his mouth again.

At this time, it seemed to wake up the other three people. However, the expressions on their faces became very weird.