The Absolute Speed of a Comic

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"Don't go! Don't go to death!"

Jiang Li sat on the sofa and watched the good show in front of him.

Megumin took Kazuma's hand and dragged him out of the door desperately, but Kazuma held on to the handle of the sofa and didn't even step out of the villa's door.

"Please use black tea."

Akuya held a white porcelain bowl and brought it to Jiang Li respectfully.

There was a swollen lump on her forehead, which was beaten by Jiang Li when he was extorting money from him.

"Suck~"

Jiang Li lowered his head and took a sip of tea, but found that something was not right.

"Is the taste of this cup of black tea too thin?"

Don't look at him like this, in fact, he is still a little particular about black tea. After all, the rich woman Ni Fang, Nayuejiang and the others are all loyal fans of black tea, and they understand a lot by hearing and seeing.

This cup of black tea not only tastes thin, but also the color of the tea is very light.

Do not.

Jiang Li lowered his head in concentration, and in just a few seconds, the black tea turned into a cup of boiled water.

what happened?

"It seems that I was too careless, let me redo it!"

Aqua let out an artificial laugh of 'ah **** ho ho', took the teacup and rushed to the kitchen.

"Kazuma! The running lizards were expelled yesterday, and they won't appear today, so go out and level up!"

"Don't! Don't even die! Megumin, I thought you were the most normal person in the team, but now you're persecuting me! I just died once yesterday, you still let me go out on a mission!"

"So you just squatted at home?"

Megumin glared at Kazuma in disbelief.

"I know you are afraid of death right now, but the best way to overcome your fear is to face it head-on. As long as you re-establish your self-confidence, you will recover in no time!"

"No need! Let me squat at home! I don't want to face my fear, I want to lick the wound alone!"

Kazuma blundered and refused, not giving Megumin any gaps.

He was sitting on the sofa like an ostrich, holding Jiang Li's student manual in his hand, and playing games with his eyes shining.

"Darkness."

Jiang Li stretched out his hand.

A plate was immediately brought next to her. Darkness's cheeks were flushed, and she shivered as she put the cake into Jiang Li's mouth.

"Oops!" Darkness accidentally slapped her hand, and the plate hit Jiang Li's leg.

"Why are you so clumsy!"

Jiang Li was furious and punched Darkness on the body.

Darkness screamed and fell to the ground, as if the maidservant in the noble mansion had angered the eldest master, trembling with fear and trembling.

"Ha~ha~!"

Taking a closer look, Darkness was breathing heavily, and there was no fear in her face, but a look of excitement.

Megumin couldn't help but feel a chill.

So weird!

These two are so weird!

"Kazuma, you're squatting at home, isn't it really for playing games?"

Jiang Li patted off the cake powder on his legs and looked at Hezhen with a faint expression.

"How could it be, there is no such thing!"

Kazuma replied absentmindedly, while fighting against the game boss with red eyes.

"You are totally addicted to it!"

Megumin finally reacted, shaking his arm frantically.

Fortunately, she thought that Kazuma's squatting at home was a risky PTSD, but this **** was just trying to fish!

In fact, Kazuma died once in Jiang Li's previous Griffin mission. At that time, he recovered from fear for a long time, and now he is a little used to it.

But the pit crew can't be forgiven anyway!

"Please use black tea."

Akuya held a new cup of black tea and put it in front of Jiang Li respectfully.

"...This is completely plain water, right?"

Jiang Li pondered and asked with a smile.

"Oh, I really didn't pay attention, and I made a mistake accidentally!"

Aqua chuckled lightly and turned to leave.

"Akuya has the ability to purify water. As long as she touches it, any water will be quickly purified, and black tea will become boiled water."

Kazuo glanced over here and explained to Jiang Li with a kind expression on his face.

"I see, but when making black tea, you shouldn't need to touch the tea itself, right? In other words, Aqua, are you tricking me on purpose?"

Jiang Li laughed.

Seeing that things were not good, Akua was about to run.

"Duang!"

Aqua lay on the ground, motionless.

"So ruthless!"

Darkness looked at the unconscious Aqua with envy on her face.

I feel that Jiang Li was still merciful when he hit her. I really hope he can punch down with a merciless punch like he did when he hit Akuya!

Very good, I have to do my best!

Darkness picked up a new plate, made a very contrived ah ah ah ah ah, and hurriedly walked towards the lake behind Jiang Li's head!

An evil wind rose from the back of his head, Jiang Li tilted his head to avoid Darkness's attack, and then pointed out.

Darkness only felt a strange vibration coming into her body from her arm, and after a while, she rolled her eyes, fell to the ground, and went with Aqua.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! , this is a problem!"

"Tan Ding, it's just out of power."

"What? Such an advanced thing, isn't it solar power!"

"The electricity is used, but it can't be charged."

Kazuma slumped all of a sudden.

In this backward different world, UU reading www. uukanshu.com finally got the game console that the dead fat house dreamed of, but now he tells him that he can't charge it and can't use it for the rest of his life?

Life is really boring.

"Okay, Kazuma, let's go out and pick up the mission!"

"Don't go."

"Then go to burst once a day!"

"Not interested in."

Kazuma lay on the sofa, occasionally turning over.

Live like a salted fish.

"Are you so unmotivated!"

Megumin didn't get angry, but then sighed helplessly.

"No, I understand, this is Kazuma's nature, even if the level is the worst among us, there is no self-motivation at all, and it is difficult for Kazuma to get serious until the important moment... Well, then I have one A suggestion that will make you motivated!"

"Let's go to the hot springs!"

Megumin proposed confidently.

"spa?"

Kazuma suddenly sat up from the sofa and looked at Megumin with bright eyes.

"Is there a mixed bath?"

"Have."

Megumin glared at him contemptuously, then nodded heavily.

"Okay! Let's go to the hot spring!"

He Zhen laughed loudly and looked like a pig brother.

"Tanding, Kazuma, you haven't asked the important question yet."

Jiang Li chuckled lightly, and the wind was light.

"How's the customer flow? Are there many female customers? Are mixed baths popular? Are female customers more willing to take mixed baths?"

"As expected of the boss, thinking about things is thoughtful!"

Kazuma suddenly showed a look of admiration.

That's right, if there is no one in the mixed bath, there is no point in going to the hot spring!

Megumin looked at the two in front of her without saying a word, her eyes cold.