The 99th Divorce

Li Jinnan let out an oomph as she landed on him. He quickly wrapped his arms around her and replied, “Not at all! It was a last-minute decision on her part! There was nothing I could do!”

As he spoke, he stroked her body. He noticed the red mark on her neck that had been left behind by the hot towel.

“Why is it so red?” he asked in concern.

Ye Youyou smacked his hand off. “It’s all your fault! You didn’t give me any heads-up at all, and look! Look at this! Just look at this!” Ye Youyou pointed at her body. “You had no restrain whatsoever! How could you go so overboard?”

Li Jinnan caught her hand in his and replied, “Not at all. Once you wear some clothes, it’ll all be covered up. Don’t worry too much.”

“Clothes can’t cover these marks at all!” Ye Youyou’s fury doubled. She pummeled him twice on the chest.

Li Jinnan held her tightly as he rolled over and pinned her body beneath his. He said, “If that’s the case, let me create a few that your clothes will be able to cover.”

Ye Youyou pushed his face away. “Go away! It’s time to get up! What time is your mother coming?”

“Hm… I have no idea. But, I’m sure she’s sleeping right now.” Li Jinnan unleashed his body weight on her and said, “They don’t wake up so early. Shall we sleep a little longer?”

Ye Youyou was incensed. She reached out to smack him and replied, “Aren’t you the one who insisted that I wake up?”

“Oh…” Li Jinnan chuckled. “My bad. Let’s sleep a little longer.”

There was no way Ye Youyou could go back to sleep. She reached out to push him away. Instead, she leaned her body on him and asked, “Do I need to doll myself up when meeting your mom for the first time?”

“Nope, Li Jinnan said. “My mom doesn’t like heavy makeup. You’re fine the way you usually are.”

“Should I dress in something a little nicer?” she asked.

“You look nice in anything,” he replied.

Ye Youyou grinned, but she couldn’t resist nudging him regardless. “Be serious.”

“I am being serious!” Li Jinnan protested. He caught her hand in his and placed it on his chest. “Feel my heart! Feel how hot it’s burning with sincerity!”

Ye Youyou couldn’t hold back her laughter. “You’re shameless!”

“Well, if not for that fact, would I have been able to seduce my own wife?” Li Jinnan kissed her on her lips. “Do you want to sleep any longer?”

“What do you think?” she asked.

“No? Let’s have some morning exercise then.” Li Jinnan’s eyes narrowed mischievously.

Ye Youyou glared at him. “What the hell?” She wedged her knee between them, and pushed him off. “No way.”

“What on earth were you thinking?” Li Jinnan asked with a look of innocence. “I was talking about going for a morning jog and buying some breakfast back along the way! That way we won’t have to prepare breakfast. Your thoughts are so dirty!”

Ye Youyou was annoyed. She got up and sat to the side. “You tricked me!”

“I didn’t! You were the one with the dirty thoughts, and you’re blaming me now?” Li Jinnan leaned over and held her in his arms. “Come on. Put on some clothes. Let’s go jogging.”

Ye Youyou didn’t feel like moving at all. She whined pitifully, “My legs feel like jelly.”

“I’ll massage them for you.” Li Jinnan put Ye Youyou’s legs on the bed and spread them apart before getting to work on her calves.

Ye Youyou was very ticklish. As he massaged her, she shrunk her legs back and laughed. “It’s ticklish!”

“It’ll get comfortable.” Li Jinnan began to apply more force, but his hands began to move upward. His actions began to get urgent.

Ye Youyou shrunk her legs back. Her breathing was heavy as she began to ask, “What are you…”

Li Jinnan couldn’t restrain himself any longer. He pounced atop her and asked, “Why can’t I?”

“Mm…” Ye Youyou closed her eyes and held him close.

Ding, dong!

The doorbell rang. The two of them froze in mid-action from shock.