That's How Fighting Is

Listening to the muffled voice coming from the other end of the bug, Lin Feng felt bad.

He is here to teach these two brothers a lesson, not to be taught a lesson by them!

"Since you two are staying in Wenrou Township without me, don't come to me if you ask for help right now!"

Lin Feng said viciously.

It was only around five o'clock in the afternoon, and even LSPs rarely came out for massages at this time. At least they had to wait until after six-thirty, when the tigress at home went out to play mahjong, and then had the opportunity to go out to comfort the women from poor families.

Just when he was thinking about whether to refine a few stand-in dolls to give the brothers some strength as soon as possible, a familiar voice came.

"Brothers, what do you want to eat today? Last time for dinner, I had juiced chicken butt and sashimi with fatty intestines. Let's not have such a heavy taste today.

What? Canned herring and snail noodles cooked together in hot pot? Do you want to eat it with stinky tofu? So heartbroken! "

A young man in casual clothes held up his mobile phone and chatted with Danmu while walking.

Lin Feng's eyes lit up when he saw this man - I can't eat the fried cake brother!

This was the guy who spread the video of Feiyang Yang being pranked by him that day, which led to Feiyang Yang's social death and ultimately his temperament changed drastically!

When he heard about the dark cuisine he wanted to eat, an excellent plan emerged in Lin Feng's mind.

…

"Brother Youpan, please stay!"

Lin Feng quickly stopped him and greeted him with admiration.

Brother Youpan looked up with confusion and saw Lin Feng, who was disguised as Tian Shi!

"Are you? My fan?"

Lin Feng responded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, I know you from the video of 'Roar, wild giant elephant!' that day, and I have become your biggest fan since then!"

"Roar, wild giant elephant? Hehehe, that video was good, wasn't it? Actually, I just took it casually that day, and unexpectedly it became popular...

Come on, come on, I'm live broadcasting, do you want to say hello to the viewers? "

Brother Youbing invited warmly.

Lin Feng is also very enthusiastic. This is the first time for him to appear in a live broadcast!

What's more, he is now standing in Tian Shi's face. If he wants to embarrass Tian Shi, he will also embarrass Tian Shi! Who told him to pick up girls without him?

He snatched Brother Youbing's phone, glanced at the screen, and then turned around.

"Hey, Brother Youpan, there are actually more than 10,000 people in your live broadcast room, you are a big anchor!"

"Low-key and low-key, we are still small anchors, and we have only gained some popularity by accepting fan customization challenges in the past few days."

Brother Youbing spoke in a low-key manner, but his face was full of smiles.

After Fei Yangyang's video went viral that day, he received customized challenges from some fans and made a tentative video. From then on, he was out of control!

Lin Feng looked at the series of brothers on the screen and couldn't help but smile obscenely and said: "Brothers, I have an idea that is very effective for the show. Do you want to watch it?"

The number of barrages suddenly increased.

"What program effects are you planning to create, brother?"

"Do you want to eat canned herring and snail noodles hot pot together?"

"Let me tell you, if it makes sense, I'll be right!"

"..."

Brother Youbian couldn't help but get nervous. His recent videos have indeed received a lot of views, but those challenges were really not done by humans!

This group of fans are all ministers of the Ministry of Justice!

He was afraid that Lin Feng would propose some crazy challenge, but he couldn't refuse. After all, what he was playing with was reality!

Lin Feng patted his shoulder and smiled slightly: "Brother Youbian, I am your biggest fan! When you finish dinner later, I will treat you to a foot bath!"

After saying that, he looked at the screen again and said, "Brothers, how is the effect of this program? It's still free!"

"Damn it! Go take a foot bath?! This is too cheap!"

"Brother, wait for me, I want to go too!"

"Is this thing broadcastable? Don't send me electronic pets in!"

"..."

Brother Youpan is yearning for it, but hesitant.

He has just started this account. If it is blocked, it will be the end!

"Brother, why don't we forget it? The risk is a bit high!"

Lin Feng said with a nonchalant look on his face: "Believe me, I am a die-hard fan, and I can still trick you! You will know when the time comes, and you will definitely not be banned, and it will still have the effect of the show! I guarantee you will attract countless fans!"

Anyway, it’s not his account, so just block it.

Even if Brother Youpan is looking for trouble, he is looking for Tian Shi. What does Lin Feng have to do with him?

As he spoke, he held Brother Youpan's cell phone in one hand and led Brother Youpan to a park not far away with the other.

The barrage kept saying: "Why do I feel that this brother is a 'social terrorist'? Isn't it a live broadcast of Youbing? Why did it change to him?"

"He is really strong and takes the initiative when he comes up. I love him!"

A few minutes later, Lin Feng took Brother Youbian to a park pavilion and said with a smile: "Brother Youbian, I heard that you want to have canned herring and snail noodles hot pot for dinner today, and then dip it in stinky tofu, right?"

Only then did Youbian, who was being led all the way, react, "I almost forgot about this, brother, I have to buy materials first..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lin Feng waved his hand, and a table, a hot pot basin, ten boxes of canned herrings, a box of snail noodles, and ten boxes of stinky tofu appeared on the ground!

"You don't have to buy them, I have all these things!"

Brother Youbing looked at the complete materials with a look of astonishment, turned to look at him and said.

"Brother, you arranged today's dinner, right? Did you come here specifically to catch me?"

How could a normal person store these things in a storage ring?

Lin Feng shook his head, "How is that possible? What a chance encounter!

Okay, stop inking, finish eating quickly, and then follow my arrangements! "

The barrage also urged him to eat quickly and not to waste time.

The oil cake brother said with confidence: "Brothers, watch out, whether I can eat the oil cake or not, the game is real!

Come on, help me get my phone. "

Lin Feng took the phone, put on the gas mask, and stood aside to take pictures.

Brother Youbian took a deep breath and poured the snail noodles into the hot pot to heat.

"Hey, it doesn't stink."

The oil cake brother put his nose to it and smelled it. It felt quite fragrant!

Seeing this scene, Lin Feng smiled slightly, and the next thing is the highlight!

He has seen canned herrings in this world, and they are far from the fish soup on Earth that has a fishy smell mixed with a strong salty taste.

The canned herrings here are comparable to biological and chemical weapons!

Sure enough, the next moment.

The moment Brother Youbing opened the jar, a stench hit his nostrils!

"yue~"

Brother Youpan couldn't even hold on for a second before he retched.

After retching several times, he covered his nose, rubbed his eyes, looked at the screen and said, "Brothers, this canned herring is not just smelly anymore, it's spicy to the eyes!"

Lin Feng handed him the phone with a joking look on his face, and laughed at the barrage.

"That's it? That's it? Give it to me, he'll drink all my soup!"

"The anchor is not real anymore, please cancel it."

"Take the level and add one!"

Seeing a series of barrages asking for permission, Brother Youpan quickly shouted: "No, no, no, I'm just taking it slow, I didn't say I won't eat!"

The next moment, he held his breath, gritted his teeth, and poured a can of herring into the pot of snail noodles.

"yue~"

This horrible stench becomes even more terrifying as the heat dissipates.

On the side, an old man walking a dog held the dog that was drooling crazily with one hand and covered his nose with the other.

"Young man, why are you cooking shit in the park?"

Youbian frowned and said, "Uncle, this is food, canned herring! Why don't you try it?"

"No, no, no, young man, you can eat it yourself. Old man, I don't eat shit, oh no, I don't eat canned herring."

As he said this, he scratched his limbs on the ground with a look of horror and pulled the salivating dog away.

As he walked, he said with lingering fear: "Young people today are so perverted. They obviously eat shit, but they insist on saying that they eat canned shit! Is there still canned shit now?"

…

A few minutes later, I looked at the black soup in the pot and the bubbles that kept rising.

Brother Youpan glanced at the screen with a determined look.

"Brothers! I'm going!"

Then, he looked at Lin Feng and said, "Brother, remember to call me an ambulance!"