That's How Fighting Is

Hearing Lin Feng's explanation, Old Li laughed.

"You have some self-awareness, you know that you are a bit disgusting to others."

While talking, Lao Li stepped forward, looked at the barbecue utensils all over the floor, shook his head and exclaimed.

"What did you two bring in your storage rings? It's like going on vacation."

Lin Feng smiled strangely: "What did you bring? I brought all kinds of poisons! The beef and mutton in front of you have been poisoned by me, so don't eat it!"

"What?! Poisoned!"

Lao Li was suddenly shocked.

If this had been said by another student, he would have just laughed it off.

But this is what Lin Feng, a severely mentally ill patient, said!

Who knows if this thing is really poisonous?

"No, I'd rather believe it exists than believe it doesn't exist!"

In just a few seconds, Lao Li made up his mind that he would never eat even if he starved to death!

Even if he bakes it himself, it’s the same!

The other people didn't take Lin Feng's words seriously, especially Chen Buyu, who had already started roasting!

Looking at Lao Li whose eyes were wandering and whose face looked like constipation, Lin Feng said with a surprised look on his face: "Do you really believe it?"

Old Li said solemnly: "I don't eat not because I am afraid, but because as an invigilator, I cannot accept bribes from students!"

Lin Feng gave him a joking look, said nothing more, and concentrated on cooking according to the Demon Chef's cooking manual.

…

A few minutes later, Lin Feng used special skills to finish processing the ingredients and officially started baking.

As soon as the prepared meat skewers were placed on the grill, a strong aroma emitted, and it penetrated everyone's noses with great dominance.

"Hiss! It smells so good!"

In an instant, Qin Zhengxiong and three others turned their heads and looked in the direction of the scent.

"Fuck! Afeng, what's going on with you?!"

Lin Feng turned on the flames of the barbecue grill to the maximum, and the raging flames rose three feet high!

And his hands, like crazy, quickly passed the meat skewers over the flames, and continued to sprinkle various seasonings, exuding a richer fragrance.

The three of them abandoned their skewers and ran to Lin Feng's barbecue grill, staring at his skewers intently.

Standing on a tree dozens of meters away, Lao Li was chewing on a dry and hard noodle cake. He smelled the strong aroma and suddenly felt that the noodle cake in his hand was so hard to swallow!

In just one minute, Lin Feng's skewers were freshly baked!

【Cattle and sheep family reunion】

[Quality: Elementary Cuisine]

[Introduction: A delicacy made of wood-based beef and mutton as the main ingredient, cooked with special techniques. 】

[Note: This dish contains a large amount of Mongolian sweat medicine, which will take effect one hour after consumption. Combining it with alcohol can accelerate the onset of the medicine's effect. 】

After taking a look at the properties of the skewers, Lin Feng quickly greeted him.

"Come on, come on, let's all have a taste of my craftsmanship!"

With that said, he took a bite first.

The next moment, he regretted it. This kebab was so delicious that he wanted to eat it alone!

Full of beef and mutton juice, sealed by the crispy skin, when you take a bite, mixed with the unique fragrance of the woody beasts, it explodes in your mouth!

It was so delicious that Lin Feng couldn't even bear to swallow it!

After eating one skewer, come back with two more skewers, and use both hands to shoot left and right!

Seeing Lin Feng eating with a face full of enjoyment, Qin Zhengxiong and the others suddenly became anxious and shouted quickly.

"A Feng, give me some skewers!"

"Brother Feng, I want it!"

"Lin Feng, give me some skewers too."

In the face of delicious food, even the most reserved Zhao Huaian is no longer reserved and spreads his hands - he wants to eat!

After hesitating for a few seconds, Lin Feng reluctantly gave two skewers to each person and held on to the rest, which were all his!

After getting the skewers, several people ate quickly.

"Mmm, delicious!"

Chen Buyu was not tall, but his mouth was quite big. He pulled the whole skewer of barbecue into his mouth in one gulp. The extreme deliciousness made his eyes widen, and his teeth chewed faster.

Zhao Huaian was a little more reserved, but he chewed quickly.

Only Qin Zhengxiong, after taking a bite, felt not only the extremely delicious taste, but also a hint of weirdness. He couldn't help but look at Lin Feng, his eyes full of questions.

Lin Feng glanced at him and nodded slightly.

Then he took a big gulp and started eating deliciously.

It's a pity that the two skewers of barbecue were eaten out in just ten seconds.

After eating, the three of them stared at the remaining strings in Lin Feng's hand.

"A Feng, give me two more skewers, they are so delicious!"

Chen Buyu and Zhao Huaian: "Me too!"

Lin Feng quickly stuck out his tongue and quickly licked the remaining skewers.

"I've licked all of these, and after I finish eating them, I'll bake them for you."

Seeing this, Qin Zhengxiong and Zhao Huaian both calmed down and were not in a hurry.

Only Chen Buyu didn't dislike the meat skewers Lin Feng had licked, licking his lips.

"Brother Feng, I don't dislike it. I just like to eat what you licked. You can share a few more skewers with me."

It's a pity that he doesn't dislike Lin Feng, but Lin Feng dislikes him!

Half a minute later, Lin Feng finished eating the skewers, took hundreds of skewers at once, and grilled them again.

The rich fragrance is even better than before!

On the tree, Lao Li was chewing on the noodles, swallowing his saliva, and staring at Lin Feng expectantly.

"I said I wouldn't eat it, so you really didn't give it to me?! You should have invited me more often!"

It's a pity that Lin Feng and others are destined not to hear his voice.

In just over two minutes, hundreds of skewers of barbecue were hot out of the oven. This time, everyone got thirty or forty skewers.

Seeing several people feasting on their food and taking sips of juice from time to time, Lao Li threw the dry and hard noodles to the ground angrily.

"I can't even eat one bite of this crappy pancake!"

The moment the pancake fell to the ground, a little mouse jumped out of the hole in the tree and snatched the pancake away.

The next moment, the dry and hard dough was thrown out again.

"Fuck! That's too much!"

Lao Li, who was full of complaints, could no longer restrain himself.

In an instant, this lush tree turned into a bright torch.

And the poor Rock Rat family also paid the price for their willfulness, and the whole family spiraled into heaven!

This sudden change reminded Lin Feng of his mission.

He smiled and invited: "Lao Li, come over and have something to eat together."

Lao Li, who had been waiting for these words, said as he walked.

"You invited me to eat this, and I don't want to eat it myself."

When he walked to the grill, Lao Li's face suddenly darkened.

There are hundreds of skewers of meat, but very few of them have been eaten.

When Qin Zhengxiong and others saw Lao Li coming, they quickly licked all the remaining skewers on their hands.

Even Zhao Huaian, who has always been reserved, is no exception.

Lin Feng is even more outrageous. He looks elegant when eating, but he eats the fastest!

I only have the last half of the bunch left.

Lin Feng touched his head awkwardly, "How about you eat half of the skewers first? I'll bake them for you?"

Lao Li shook his head, and his sparse hair swayed, his face full of arrogance.

"Am I, Li Tianming, the kind of person who eats food that comes from outside?!"

Lin Feng smiled and said, "Then you have to wait for a while. The ingredients need to be prepared again."

With that said, Lin Feng was about to eat the remaining half of the skewer in one bite.

Seeing this, Lao Li quickly stopped him.

"Wait a moment!"

"Sometimes the food you eat is quite delicious..."

…

Half an hour later, several people who had eaten and drank enough were lying on the huge water bed brought by Lin Feng, holding coconuts in their hands and wearing sunglasses, enjoying a quiet afternoon leisure time.

Lao Li held a bottle of fruit wine in his hand and sighed as he drank: "You guys, you really treat the trial as a vacation, but don't forget, you guys haven't harvested it yet."

Lin Feng took a sip of coconut water indifferently, "What are you afraid of? This trial allows mutual snatching!"

Old Li laughed a few times, and gradually his eyelids became heavier.

"What's going on? Is this fruit wine so powerful? Why do you feel so dizzy?"

Shaking his head, the feeling of drowsiness not only did not weaken, on the contrary, it became stronger!

"No, there's something wrong with this wine!"

He steeled himself and looked at Lin Feng.

"You kid, you actually put poison in the wine!"

Lin Feng shook his head with a smile, took the bottle from Lao Li, and took a swig.

"Old Li, who are you looking down on? This is a rare wine, there is no problem at all!

However, the skewers do have a little bit of seasoning added to them. "

"You said before that the skewers were poisoned, is that true?!"

Lao Li wished he could slap himself. He knew there might be something wrong, but he still couldn't control his mouth!

Lin Feng spread his hands and said, "I told you a long time ago that I told you not to eat it. You must not believe it."

Before he could react, the physiological reaction defeated Lao Li's will and caused him to fall into a deep sleep.

Chen Buyu and Zhao Huaian looked at Lin Feng without saying a word, as if they were dead Lao Li, staring at Lin Feng with despair, and said tremblingly.

"Brother Feng, are you kidding me? Did you really poison the skewers?!"

Qin Zhengxiong patted their shoulders and comforted them.

"Don't worry, Afeng will never attack his own people."

The two of them breathed a sigh of relief.

But Qin Zhengxiong said: "A Feng and I are our own people. We have already taken the antidote. If we die, I will only kill you."

"No! Brother Feng, I don't want to die!"

Chen Buyu begged.

Zhao Huaian also looked pale and was not sure whether it was true or false.

Lin Feng showed a strange smile, "Do you feel a little sleepy?"

Chen Buyu and Zhao Huaian nodded repeatedly. They thought it was due to the sleepiness caused by eating enough and basking in the sun, but now that they think about it, they may be wrong.

"If you're sleepy, just find a cool place to sleep. It's not a big problem." Qin Zhengxiong said nonchalantly.

Chen Buyu had a look of pain on his face, "Brother Xiong, you said to find a cool place to sleep, isn't it so smelly?"

After scaring the two of them, Lin Feng waved his hand.

"I don't want to scare you. The kebabs are not poisonous, they are just some sweat medicine. Wine is the catalyst. After Lao Li drinks wine, he will naturally fall asleep quickly.

Come, each of you take one antidote and you'll be fine. "

With that said, he looked at Qin Zhengxiong again.

"Ah Xiong, take out that thing and apply it on Lao Li to prevent him from being picked up by strange animals after we leave."

Qin Zhengxiong put on his gloves and took out a jar that exuded a foul smell.

Take out some disgusting paste and apply it evenly on Lao Li's face and hands, these exposed areas.

Seeing that Chen Buyu and Zhao Huaian looked disgusted, Qin Zhengxiong explained with a smile.

"Don't look down on this thing. This is the feces of a sixth-level alien beast! It's absolutely good!"

After smearing the excrement, Lin Feng waved to Chen Buyu and said, "Little fat man, aren't you an earth element user? Come, build a luxurious tomb for Lao Li, but remember to ventilate it."

…

Ten minutes later, a luxurious tomb suddenly appeared in the forest.

There are seven characters written on the tombstone - the tomb of my mentor Li Tianming!

The small characters on the side read - unfilial disciples Tian Yan and Tian Shili!