That's How Fighting Is
Chapter 168 Young Hero, Have You Ever Seen A Chrysanthemum Take A White Blade?
Not only the teachers and the garrison were stunned by this scene, but even Lin Feng and others did not expect it.
"A Feng, what are these strange beast lords doing?"
Qin Zhengxiong was so shocked that he stopped studying the torture tools in his hands and stared intently at the wooing alien beast lord.
Lin Feng scratched his head, "Did I give Hu Yuan too many aphrodisiacs before?
But it shouldn't be. I control the amount of medicine very accurately. The amount of medicine can at best make their blood surge and their combat power increase dramatically.
You won't be so hungry and thirsty. "
He is a master of poison making and is very confident in controlling the dosage of medicine.
Jiang Buyi and the others didn't say anything at all, and quietly took pictures of this once-in-a-lifetime spectacle with their mobile phones.
"Xiao Hu, did you take it upon yourself to feed the aphrodisiac you brought to those lords?"
Chen Buyu habitually threw the blame on Hu Yuan.
"Fuck! Did I do everything? Is there anything wrong? I'm not leading the evildoers!"
Hu Yuan almost went crazy.
During this period of time, no matter what bad things happened, it was all his fault.
He attacked the teacher secretly, he wiped the feces, he built the tomb, and now even the alien beast lord is in heat, it's all his fault!
I can't live a day like this anymore!
At this moment, Zhao Huaian stood up and patted Hu Yuan on the shoulder.
"Don't worry, this matter should have nothing to do with you."
He pointed at Chen Buyu, with a little amusement in his eyes.
"Fat man, this matter should be your fault.
In my opinion, they are not in heat, but want to urinate, and they are going crazy!
You see, the ones facing their butts are all sharp bar-like or stick-like weapons, not blunt weapons.
I'm afraid they are trying to relieve themselves physically. "
Chen Buyu stood up and said, "Nonsense! If they really have the perseverance, they can just dig each other's anuses!"
Hearing this, Qin Zhengxiong said quietly: "With a pervert like you watching, do they dare?"
Chen Buyu was speechless. His lips moved twice, but he still didn't have the face to argue.
"Stop talking, let's watch the show!"
…
On the battlefield, the fleeing crowd slowed down when they saw the strange behavior of the lords.
"What's going on with these lords? Are they collectively in heat?"
Everyone stopped as they looked at the alien beast lords who were sticking their butts out and moaning, seemingly dissatisfied with their desires.
Even those unlucky ones who had their bones broken and vomited blood by the lord's impact stared blankly at the lord who thrust his butt towards them.
In the crowd, Fang Yurou looked at the giant rock pig lord who was lying in front of her in astonishment, with his butt facing towards her, and was a little at a loss.
"What does it want to do?"
Looking at the giant rock pig's big butt, Fang Yurou fell into confusion.
Suddenly, a boy in the team rubbed his eyes, stared at the butt of the giant rock pig, and stammered.
"Sister Fang, I may, probably, maybe guess the reason." He pointed at Lord Rock Pig's anus, "Look, its anus seems to be sealed!"
"What? You mean this giant rock pig has no butthole? How could such a ridiculous thing be possible!"
Not only Fang Yurou, but also the other three teammates were in disbelief.
However, when they took a closer look, they discovered...
"Damn it! There are always people who scold me for giving birth to a son without Pi Yan, but today I actually saw him!"
Fang Yurou, who had always been gentle and elegant, couldn't help but curse.
"Hululu!"
Hearing the discussion of several people, the giant rock pig lord grunted dissatisfiedly, turned his head and glared at them, then twisted his butt, and his anus almost hit his face!
"Hululu!"
"What are you looking at? Let Uncle Pig defecate!"
After hesitating for a few seconds, the boy asked tentatively.
"You said, this lord doesn't want us to relieve him, right?
The chrysanthemum is sealed and cannot be excreted. It is painful just thinking about it! "
"Hululu!"
"You have a bright future! Master Pig likes you!"
The giant rock pig lord nodded repeatedly and moved his butt towards the boy.
"Wei Yi, it seems your guess is correct!" Fang Yurou nodded, "We will attack with all our strength in a moment and take advantage of the opportunity to help it defecate and severely injure it!"
Seeing Lord Giant Rock Pig's actions, if Fang Yurou couldn't figure out his true intentions, then he would be considered an elite of Imperial University in vain.
Everyone's eyes lit up, "Sister Fang, I listen to you!"
After saying that, the five people drew their weapons at the same time, two knives, two swords, and a spear, all shining with the light of elemental spiritual power.
"Listen to my command, I will count 1, 2, 3, and I will attack at the same time!"
"1!"
"2!"
"3! Poke!"
Poof!
Five sharp weapons were shot at the same time, which was a great help to the giant rock pig lord's chrysanthemum!
"Ouch!..."
The pain of the sharp weapon piercing his body made the giant rock pig lord let out a shrill scream.
But the next moment.
Puff!
"Ah! Damn it!"
"Uh huh..."
When Fang Yurou and the others were about to instill supernatural powers into their weapons and cause heavy damage to the giant rock pig leader so that they could kill him,
Countless feces spurted out along their weapons!
In an instant, the five people threw away their weapons and fled out vomiting wildly.
"vomit……"
"yue..."
"Damn stupid pig, you actually repay kindness with excrement!"
The five people who couldn't dodge were all sprayed with feces, which was still very thin!
Especially the two boys who opened their mouths in fear are now even more heartbroken and in bad condition.
Tragic scenes like this are not uncommon on the battlefield!
Above the cliff, the teachers and guards watching the battle had complex expressions on their faces.
We have lived for decades and experienced countless battles, big and small, but this is the first time we have seen such a bizarre scene like today!
The two leading teachers at the early stage of the seventh level were so surprised that they took a photo of this once-in-a-century spectacle and sent it to the group of teachers who were participating in the freshman trial, along with a caption.
“Countless alien beast lords kneel down to beg for mates. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals?
The following video will explain it to you in detail. "
On the other side, the teachers who were secretly protecting the students saw the video and clicked in curiously.
"Holy shit! What's going on here? Is it so exciting? Wait for me, I'll be there soon!"
"Take me one! I want to see it too!"
"I'm still a little far away from that, why don't I start a live broadcast?"
"No, I want to see the scene!"
"..."
For a time, more than twenty teachers who had not yet been captured rushed towards the scene of the incident anxiously.
Some of the impatient ones even grabbed students and ran away.
The students were confused.
…
Qin Zhengxiong, who was secretly observing the situation, gave Chen Buyu a thumbs-up gesture.
"Little Fatty, this move of yours is really amazing! I've seen you take a white blade with your bare hands many times, but this is the first time I've seen this with a chrysanthemum!
It’s really enlightening! "
"From now on, you can proudly say to others, 'Young hero, have you ever seen a chrysanthemum take a white blade?'"
On the side, Zhao Huaian looked at the chrysanthemums on the field grabbing the white blade, thoughtfully.
"If this idea is applied to weapons, it seems very promising..."
Lin Feng looked at the teachers' mobile phones and the messages in the group, with the corners of his mouth raised slightly.
"Teacher, please come more!"
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