That's How Fighting Is
Chapter 161 Good News For Constipation Patients
"Make a child?! Let me see how you make it now!"
Lin Feng looked ferocious, gritted his teeth, and threw more than a dozen wolf-proof explosive bombs at the wolves who were happily giving birth to a child!
boom! boom! boom!
"Ouch..."
"Woooooooo..."
"Woof woof woof..."
The dark red mist exploded instantly, covering the entire cave! Suddenly, there were wailing sounds one after another in the cave.
Especially the dozens of giant wolves that were making piston movements, their cries were particularly shrill, and their voices were full of despair!
Bang bang bang!
The giant wolf, shrouded in anti-wolf spray, didn't dare to open its eyes or even breathe!
Hundreds of giant wolves, like headless flies, crashed around in a cave the size of more than a dozen basketball courts, causing the stone walls to crack!
"Boom!"
There was a loud noise, and a three-meter-tall dark golden alchemy doll walked out of the space door, ignoring the anti-wolf spray.
He swung the two-meter-long sword in his hand and easily killed the third- and fourth-level giant wolf on the spot!
Suddenly, the alchemy doll's eyes glowed red.
"Target found! Start capturing!"
It walked straight towards an extremely huge wolf, more than five meters long and two meters high.
"Ouch!"
call out! call out! call out!
The Rock Wolf Lord stood in a place where the anti-wolf spray was relatively thin, spitting out more than a dozen sharp rock thorns as thick as his wrist at the unkind alchemy doll that came to him!
Clang! Clang! Clang!
More than a dozen rock thorns hit the chest and head of the alchemy doll like spears.
But not even a white mark was left!
Lin Feng, who was watching the show through the space door, smiled disdainfully.
"Who gave you the courage? I am a fifth-level peak alchemy doll. Even a sixth-level master has a hard time breaking through the defense!"
"Ouch!"
"What kind of creature is this? My attacks can't break my defense? Isn't that nonsense?"
The big eyes of Lord Rock Wolf that were constantly weeping were full of fear. He wanted to escape, but was blocked by the anti-wolf spray, so he could only try his best!
"Ouch!"
"This lord will fight with you!"
Lord Rock Wolf roared loudly, his whole body emitted an earthy yellow light, and his power increased dramatically!
He lunged forward and bit the alchemy doll's neck with his bloody mouth!
"Crack! Crack!"
With a few crisp sounds, the four sharp canine teeth of the Rock Wolf Lord were all broken!
"Ouch!"
"My teeth!"
Lord Rock Wolf's tongue was so painful that he stuck it out!
boom!
The alchemy doll didn't have so many bells and whistles. He made a fist the size of a rice cooker and punched the lord on the head.
"Ouch!"
boom!
With just two punches, Lord Rock Wolf fell asleep.
There were wolf teeth and a piece of tongue all over the ground!
Outside the cave, Lin Feng shook his head helplessly, "The fight was good. Why did you stick out your tongue? Look, is it broken?"
The alchemy doll lifted Lord Rock Wolf with one hand, walked straight into the space door opened by Lin Feng, and disappeared.
There were hundreds of giant wolves left, howling in the cave, which sounded extremely terrifying.
…
A few minutes later, several people agreed on a meeting place.
Lin Feng sat on Lord Rock Wolf, looking at an alchemy formula, while the alchemy doll was guarding him.
“This world is really full of talents, and it’s amazing that they can even make such a whimsical recipe!
It's a pity that this elixir has been banned from sale. What a pity! "
Lin Feng sighed and prepared to make some changes to this formula.
【Extreme Laxative Pills】
[Quality: Ordinary]
[Introduction: Due to the physical strength of the strong, the intestines and sphincter are too strong. Once constipation occurs, most laxatives are difficult to work. Therefore, this elixir starts from the root and directly breaks the feces into pieces, so that it can be excreted smoothly. 】
[Recipe: Flame Grass, Thunder Flower, Explosive Fruit...]
[Note: You must pay attention to the dosage when refining. Excessive dosage may cause bleeding in the body. This elixir has been banned from sale due to the difficulty in controlling its potency. 】
Although this is just a pill to treat constipation, if you change your mind and increase the dosage, you can turn it into a miniature bomb.
By adding some delay devices, he can hide them inside the alien beast leader. When they are about to be killed, he can detonate the bomb to kill them in advance and harvest a large amount of spiritual power.
As for why not use real bombs?
joke! He is known as a good citizen! How could you do those things of privately manufacturing arms!
After taking a look at the required materials and refining methods, Lin Feng purchased a large amount of corresponding materials from the system mall, combined them with his own ideas, and started experimenting.
[Refining failed, 1 material was lost! 】
[Refining failed, 1 material was lost! 】
[Refining failed, 1 material was lost! 】
…
This time, the refining was not as easy as before. He failed more than fifty times in a row and failed to produce the product he wanted.
"Is this enhanced version of the ultimate laxative pill so difficult to refine? Bombs are simpler than this, right?"
The continuous failures made Lin Feng a little impatient. He raised his eyes and said bitterly.
"What the hell, if it fails again, I will make a time bomb directly!"
After adjusting the proportion of materials and the refining procedure again, Lin Feng pressed the synthesis button!
"Give it to me!"
[The refining is successful and you will get an intermediate alchemy product, please name it! 】
"Hahaha! Finally succeeded!" Lin Feng laughed.
"Poop bomb!"
[The naming was successful, and the laxative bomb recipe has been stored in the alchemy illustrated book. 】
Lin Feng looked at the crystal clear elixir the size of a pigeon egg in his hand, and his expression was extremely excited.
【Poop Bomb】
[Quality: Intermediate alchemy product]
[Introduction: A constipation medicine with extremely powerful laxative effect. As long as it can withstand the explosion, the constipation problem will be solved. 】
[Note: It is extremely powerful and has a high probability of death. It is not recommended for use by humans or enhanced beasts below high level. (This elixir contains a signal receiver and can be detonated remotely.)]
"Great stuff! This is definitely good news for constipation patients!"
Lin Feng held the mobile phone with a lewd smile on his face.
Judging from the introduction, some high-level alien beasts may not be able to withstand the explosion of this elixir in their bodies. The alien beast lord who is only at the peak of the fourth level will definitely ascend to heaven on the spot!
"However, it needs to be improved."
In order to prevent the elixir from being excreted, Lin Feng made some simple changes
Apply a layer of super glue to the elixir and wrap it in a thin layer of paraffin.
Once the paraffin is melted by stomach acid, the elixir sticks to the stomach wall.
With everything ready, Lin Feng turned his head and looked at the unconscious Rock Wolf Lord on the ground.
"Brother Wolf, let's discuss it. How about you cooperate with me in conducting a scientific and rigorous experiment?
If you don't say anything or shake your head, I'll take it as your acquiescence! "
Lord Rock Wolf was motionless and his sleep quality was quite good.
"Now, you agreed to it yourself!"
Seeing that Lord Rock Wolf was willing to devote himself to science, Lin Feng decisively fed him the laxative bomb.
"Next, it's time to witness the miracle!"
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I wish all handsome and beautiful readers a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
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