That’s Hilarious

Hellscream stood before all the orcs.

"I am the chief of the Dark Iron clan. You all know this."

"I am also the slayer of Goron and the heir to the Hellscream surname."

"As an orc, an orc warrior, what are you all doing?"

"Most of you are learning about human farming. Since the fall of the Ogre Empire and the Gorian Empire, when did we orcs farm as they are today?"

"There is no need to wait for humans to come, we will all destroy ourselves! Abandoning strength and duels, what do we orcs use to defend our glory? By your farm tools, or his farm tools."

Uvaldo Hellscream pointed one by one, and placed several orc hard laborers with agricultural implements on the ground.

"Look at your weak body, you will soon be unworthy of being an orc."

"A true orc warrior."

"There is only one pursuit in his life, and that is to die gloriously in the battle with the enemy, or to reap the spoils that belong to him."

"Most of you have never participated in real battles. Peace, peace has been with us long enough. Over the years, we have done nothing, and in order to survive, we have laid down our glory and picked up humble farm tools."

"In the past, our ancestors, under the leadership of Gruul Hellscream, shouted the slogan "Orcs will never be slaves" and overthrew the flourishing ogre empire, the Gorian Empire."

"Today, I, Uvaldo Hellscream."

"It will definitely lead you to rebuild the empire!"

"Restore the glory of the former orc empire, and humans will eventually become our vassals."

"The era of orcs has come, cheers, clansmen!"

"Lok'TarOgar!"

Hellscream roared one after another, igniting the blood of the orcs step by step. They dropped their implements and chanted Hellscream.

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"Light the bonfire, ring the bells and drums, slaughter the cattle and sheep, and make sure that my people will have a full meal."

After Hellscream issued this order, he walked directly to the lord's hall, and at the same time signaled all those who were eligible to attend the meeting to discuss the matter.

The lord's hall, the mess here has disappeared, it has been cleaned up, and even the long table has been replaced.

"Sir, do we really want to do this?"

Before everyone could sit down, Leentor said with a hurried roar.

Although he didn't say anything, everyone understood it, including our Hellscream of course.

"It must be done. The yellow sand of the orc prairie has become more and more serious. We must find a new gathering point."

Hellscream pondered for a while and said so.

"Then where can we go? The entire orc prairie has been divided up by the twenty major clans."

Leento Snake is obviously a little puzzled. In addition to the big clan, the entire orc prairie, there are also small and medium clans, the entire orc prairie has already been divided up.

"Are we going to grab other orcs' territory?"

After saying these words, what made Hellscream unbelievable was that there were still many orcs nodding their heads. It made him almost unable to hold back and slashed with an axe.

"Idiot, are we going to kill half of our compatriots before attacking humans? Then what are we going to do to rebuild the empire!"

Faroney obviously couldn't stand this idiot.

"Although humans have the North Wind Fortress blocking the exit of the orc prairie, we can completely clean up those human pioneering territories outside the North Wind Fortress. It is not a small territory."

After listening to Faruni's words, Hellscream nodded approvingly.

"Farouni is right. Although Leentor is an idiot, he also reminded me a little."

After Hellscream finished speaking, he paused and took a sip of water. Obviously, talking loudly for a long time is very exhausting, and he needs to drink water.

"Although the human pioneers are also military fortresses, but the number of people is not large, we don't need a lot of effort to take them down."

"At the same time, I will personally lead the army to conquer the small and medium-sized clans near us. Of course, those who are willing to carry out Macgola will also give them a chance."

"Our territory is so desertified, presumably other clans are the same. Those small and medium-sized clans are very likely now, they have no grazing sites, or are expelled by other clans; of course, they may also be annexed, but this is still a good opportunity."

"Everyone must not slaughter any human beings except soldiers. Those human beings are better than you idiots no matter what they do."

Hellscream repeatedly called the audience here to be idiots, which made them want to move.

"Take your poor brains and think about it. Who among you can beat me? Leento snake, what are you doing with such a green face, are you going to be singled out? Stupid!"

Seeing that someone is worse than me, everyone else is happy. This shows that the spirit of Ah Q exists in any race.

"Okay, let's get down to business. Human beings are much better than us orcs in terms of brewing, farming and cooking. That's food. Let's talk about weapons and armor. I believe you have heard about the sophistication of those human armors. Except for dwarves, human armor It's a masterpiece."

"Think about it, if you have a good set of armor, the people who can fight with you back and forth will not be your opponents at all, even if you have a few more."

"Every human being is a precious treasure. You must protect them as you protect your property, and at the same time take care of your respective idiots. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

Isn't this treating humans as uncles? None of the orcs present here understands this very well. They even thought that Hellscream wouldn't be human. But no matter how you look at it, it's impossible, the green one is so obvious that it can kill Goron.

From any point of view, it doesn't seem like a human can do it, and I heard that humans hate being green. Green is so good-looking. Humans are either white or tanned like a lump of carbon. Show us orcs.

If humans can kill Goron, then we orcs should just lie down and die.

When these orcs met their eyes, they realized a philosophy together, that is, no matter who the chief is, they can only lie down!

Orc Wisdom +1.

But what Hellscream said is not without reason. If there is no strength to break through the North Wind Fortress and penetrate into the human hinterland, every human being is a precious wealth, because it is scarce, at least it is enough as a commodity.

These orcs obviously can't understand what Hellscream said, but they have their own way of understanding, and they can understand human beings as commodities.

"What if you accidentally kill a human civilian or kill a red eye?" Garul asked.

"What else can you do? If you kill it, kill it. What I said is don't kill it on purpose. You can judge for yourself."

"Each of you will lead a small team of hundreds of orcs to capture the pioneering territory north of the northern wind fortress."

"The rest of the people come with me to 'gather up' some small and medium clans."

"Let's go now."

Hellscream obviously didn't want to stay with these idiots. After speaking in one breath, he decisively let them leave, out of sight and out of mind.

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