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Su Bai transported the corpses of the audience to the woods one after another. The next step was to cut the meat and pickle it, which was a waste of time and process. Originally, Su Bai thought that Fatty could help with this, but now Fatty has become a big yellow dog. , then Su Bai has no choice but to be lazy and can only do it himself.

The previous wine bottle was placed by Su Bai at a location by the river. Now it was taken and 6 eyeballs were put into it. The completion degree of this task changed from 1/2 to 2/2. It was considered completed. As for A lot of meat has been processed. There is still a jar of meat that Fatty has cured before in the wall of the old house. When the time comes, we will bring it over to find a villager to buy and sell it, and the mission will be fooled. It is not too difficult for a villager's family to come up with 10,000 yuan.

If it still shows that there is not enough meat in the end, then just wait for death. Anyway, Su Bai and Fatty are not their own bodies now, so there will be no situation where one can survive.

Sometimes, it is actually quite satisfying to die together and live together, eliminating internal divisions and arguments.

"Dabai, you are so awesome. You can actually cut off your own meat and sprinkle it with salt to marinate." The fat man crawled beside Su Bai and talked to Su Bai in a way similar to spiritual communication. Otherwise, he would just It can bark "woof, woof, woof".

"Here." Su Bai threw a piece of meat in front of the fat man.

The fat man put his nose up to sniff it and said, "Which part of the meat is this?"

"Your baby." Su Bai replied, "Why is it so shrunken that you don't even recognize it?"

"Damn it, Baymax, how can you be so perverted!!"

"Okay, the meat has been marinated. I'll hide it here first. There's another jar in the house. I'll go get it now and find someone to sell it to. Our mission is complete." Su Bai dropped the knife and squatted down. Wash your hands by the stream.

"You are a complete zombie. If you have blood on your hands, shouldn't you just lick it off with your tongue and wash your hands?"

"I'm willing, okay?" After washing his hands, Su Bai stood up, looked up and looked around, and said with some surprise, "Why hasn't Bai Wuchang come here yet?"

"Your hands are itchy and you want to be the Monkey King?"

"I think I'm more like Erlang Shen."

"Okay, Fatty, I'm miserable enough now. If you are a friend, you should pay more attention to me."

"After I leave this story world, I will tell the monks and ask everyone to pay more attention to you."

"..." Fatty.

"Fat man, take a look here, I'll get the meat."

"Be careful, don't be too confident. Black and white are not that easy to deal with." Fatty reminded.

"I know." Su Bai waved his hand and disappeared deep into the forest.

The fat man found a pile of fallen leaves to lie down, but he also felt that it was a bit boring just lying there. The most important thing was that the fat man disliked the dog smell on his body, but he was too embarrassed to ask Su Bai to use soap or something. He takes a shower.

Su Bai got a good opportunity this time. With the unique conditions here, he should have made a breakthrough. Even if Su Bai didn't elaborate, the fat man knew in his heart that as long as he returned to the real world to recover his strength, Su Bai would be stronger again. Moving up a floor is definitely a sure thing.

Nowadays, everyone is racing against time, and those who run slowly will die.

Fatty is not jealous in his heart. That is a lie. Today is different from the past. In the past, I could tolerate you being stronger than me for the time being. Anyway, we have a good relationship. But now, in addition to the internal competition between myself and others, there is also competition with the entire environment. , natural selection of the fittest, survival of the fittest in the audience circle instantly became extremely naked, naked.

He stretched out his dog's paws and looked at it. He had shown the palm prints to many people before, but this was the first time he could see the dog's paw prints so clearly. The fat man turned over and sat up, with the two front paws close to his belly and the two paws. Start alternating positions.

It was an unintentional move at first, but after a set of tricks was played, Fatty actually sensed a weak energy fluctuation.

Suddenly, the fat man was stunned for a moment, and then he seemed a little excited. He immediately started again and did it again. This time he was more focused and attentive than before. Then, very clear energy fluctuations came.

"Fuck, is it really okay?"

Fatty's heart was filled with huge waves at this moment.

In fact, just as Su Bai became a ghost and he also became a ghost, the restrictions on everyone have actually disappeared. Now that you are in the state of a ghost, you can naturally use some abilities that are different from ordinary people.

But this time the fat man used a dog's paw to pinch out the trick, and it was actually successful. The fat man in the past would not have been able to do this experiment, and he never expected that this situation would actually happen.

This is not a demon cultivator. Fatty knows clearly that he is not a demon now. The real reason why he can use his dog paws to seal the secret is because,

He sees himself as a human being!

Even if this body is a dog now, even if he is just a soul that has just been summoned,

But as long as he treats himself as a human being, he can still pull out Taoist tricks.

For a moment, the fat man had a serious "dog face" and his two paws were touching each other up and down, as if he was meditating.

"Of all things, human beings are the most valuable. Human beings can make the form without incident, the spirit without body, and achieve the meaning of inaction with tranquility, which is the same as the Tao. "People often lose the Tao, and those who are not Tao lose people. People often go to rebirth, not rebirth to people. Therefore, those who maintain health should be careful not to lose track of their health. Those who follow the Tao must be careful not to lose life, so that the Tao and life can be kept together, and life and the Tao can be protected. "

The fat man recited the scripture silently in his heart,

This scene looks a little funny, but it also gives people an extremely serious feeling.

And slowly, a Taoist figure sitting cross-legged appeared beside the big tree behind the fat man. The Taoist man was wearing a light blue Taoist robe and looked a little elegant. It would be better if he could be a little thinner. But it is precisely because of this kind of fatness that it carries a true meaning that seems to see through the world and the world of animals.

The world is unkind and regards all things as stupid dogs. People are proud and think that they stand at the top of the spirit of all things. The ascetics are the proudest among the proud people. Rather than obtaining that trivial and ridiculous sense of satisfaction, they want to compare their height with the sky, and with their own destiny, who is in control of whom.

Cultivating the Tao is also cultivating people!

The big yellow dog just kept sitting there cross-legged, as if sinking into a state of selflessness and enlightenment.

……………………

"Squeak."

Opening the door, it was unlocked, and there was another person sitting inside. The old man was sitting on the chair in the living room, just like when Su Bai and the fat man came back from the village entrance a few days ago.

But their identities have actually been completely overturned.

"You're back." The old man said weakly.

Su Bai closed the door and said helplessly, "I didn't expect you to be so persistent."

"Of course I'm very persistent." A pale smile appeared on the old man's face. "You should know this sentence: The dead are the most important, so among the dead, the ghosts are the most honorable. I was injured by you today. Face, if word spreads in the future, who will fear the laws of the underworld anymore?"

"I feel that the ground is the same as the ground. It feels almost the same." Su Bai pointed at the old man and said, "What's wrong with him? He should belong to the monks and is not under your control."

"He was attracting ghosts, and I encountered him when his energy and blood were weak. Moreover, his life span has expired. He relies on magic to replenish the souls of his direct relatives to survive. I have captured his soul and will take it back to the underworld with you to be punished!" "

"I have a physical body now, I am a zombie now." Su Bai pointed at himself, and then said, "Logically speaking, you have no right to control me."

"You are a dead soul!" Bai Wuchang said, "When I see you, you are a dead soul."

"But I am a zombie now, a real zombie. I don't believe you can't feel it." Su Bai reminded, "If you touch me, it should be against the rules of the underworld."

"Rules are dead, and so are people. It's only natural that a dead man touches a dead man's rules." Bai Wuchang's figure walked out of the old man's body. The old man lay directly on the ground quietly, and Bai Wuchang appeared directly in front of Su Bai. In front of him, this time, the soul-calling bell and the mourning stick were sacrificed together. Obviously, after suffering a loss in Su Bai's hands last time, Bai Wuchang was much more serious when facing Su Bai this time, and he really regarded Su Bai as an opponent.

Su Bai immediately stretched out his hand, grabbed the mourning stick with one hand and wrapped the soul-calling bell with the other. In an instant, white smoke began to rise from Su Bai's hands, as if sulfuric acid had been thrown on it, but the corpse aura and evil aura on Su Bai's body Keep pushing against it to start a stalemate and cancel it out.

Bai Wuchang's face showed a look of surprise, because this time he was sure that Su Bai had really turned into a zombie, but he did not stop his offensive, but continued:

"Little guy, are you from Longhu Mountain or Maoshan? If you practice evil by yourself, aren't you afraid of humiliating your ancestors?"

Obviously, Bai Wuchang regarded Su Bai as a highly cultivated being who fell into the Zombie Way in his own way. Nowadays, the way of Taoism in the human world has withered away, and only some true traditions still remain in Longhu Mountain and Maoshan.

"hehe."

Su Bai smiled, turned his palms down, forced down the mourning stick and the soul-calling bell, then opened his hands and shouted:

"Ice!"

In an instant,

A layer of frost froze the entire living room, and even Bai Wuchang's clothes were covered in ice scum.

"There are some methods!" Faced with the cold air that was so terrifying that it seemed as if even the soul could be frozen, Bai Wuchang had to temporarily avoid the edge, call back the soul-calling bell and mourning stick, and retreat for a while.

A mocking smile appeared at the corner of Su Bai's mouth,

"This is where I am. My current strength is less than 10% of my true strength."

Bai Wuchang thought that Su Bai was insulting him, and immediately scolded:

"Zhuzi, you are arrogant!"

next moment,

The high-crowned hat on Bai Wuchang's head rose up, and a string of Buddhist sounds faintly flowed from all around. A stream of Buddhist characters rolled down and hit Su Bai directly in front of him.

Su Bai blocked with both hands, but still couldn't stop the magnificent Dharma. His whole body was knocked out of the wall and flew backwards, hitting the ground hard.

"This is the Buddha's order given to me by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. The pillar is nothing more than an evil spirit. How dare you be so arrogant!"

Su Bai staggered to his feet, his body covered in scars, but his face still showed an excited and belligerent look.

"Are you Tinker Bell or Bai Wuchang? Such treasures come one after another. It just so happens that a friend of mine is also a monk. I took this thing and gave it to him."