Terror broadcast

The fat man looked at the beautiful woman at first, then looked at the dinosaur. When the woman completely sucked the mummy dry and turned it into a real mummy and slowly turned into fly ash, the fat man changed into looking at the devil.

For a time, the fat man's estimate of the woman's strength made a series of jumps across levels. First, he was an intermediate-level advanced listener, and then he was a high-level advanced listener. Then he realized that it was not right. This was obviously the top level of the advanced listener, which was only one step away from enlightenment. A strong woman from far away!

Women seem to enjoy this feeling very much. After all, there are too few non-audience creatures with such strong strength and high life levels in the real world. Even if there are, they are all hidden in dark places, making it difficult to find them. It's troublesome, and she can't kill high-end listeners at will to drink it, and she can't bear the anger of the radio.

At this time, the woman glanced at the other two coffins with some dissatisfaction. From a distance away, the fat man could even feel the gasps of the two people lying in the two coffins.

But women seem to think that good things should be enjoyed slowly. Take one today, and then take another one next time when you can't bear it any longer. This way you can satisfy your craving.

Anyway, these two things can't get out of this bronze door. The place designed by a man and a woman, and the mice in the laboratory will definitely not be able to escape.

Immediately, the woman looked at the fat man.

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then he showed a very difficult smile. Even though the lake water poured into his mouth because of his open lips, the fat man felt that he still had to show his friendliness.

"You, follow me."

The woman pointed at the fat man,

And the fat man suddenly had a feeling,

They are just here for you!

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Yellow paper fluttered, and two simple graves were erected here. The fat man recited scriptures about transcendence, which was regarded as sending the two divers on their last journey.

As the saying goes, it is convenient for you to do things with others. The Taoists have passed down very strict rules since their ancestors, such as repaying kindness, such as cause and effect. Especially the cause and effect that ordinary people think are "dirty things" need to be taken seriously. How can you avoid getting your shoes wet when you often walk by the river? Especially the places where real Taoists come and go the most are so-called unclean places. If you are not careful in such places, your life will be in danger. If there are local dirty things to remind you and Help is really like saving a life.

The woman stood leaning on a rock on one side, and did not show any dissatisfaction with the fat man talking about the burial person there. The audience circle was very strict, and with the intimidation of broadcasting rules, it was difficult for powerful listeners to go. You can only attack and exploit weak listeners unless you are willing to pay a sufficient price. Therefore, listener circles at all levels can develop independently.

After the fat man finished the ritual, he walked up to the woman and shrugged, "I've done it."

The woman had told the fat man before that she wanted the fat man to go with her and help her do something. If the fat man did not agree, the woman would kill the fat man directly at the risk of being punished by the broadcast.

Regardless of whether the woman is telling the truth or trying to scare people, the fat man can only pinch his nose and give in. What if he meets a female Dabai again?

"Where are we going? How can I help you?"

Fatty was constantly thinking about it when he was helping the two divers to cross over. Fortunately, Fatty was flexible and flexible. He had also worked as an errand boy for Lychee back then, so he didn't have any psychological pressure in this regard. Now, since he was named If the surnamed land wants to take him away, then he might as well take the initiative. Lychee has already left, but this woman may not be another Lychee in the future. Looking at the way the woman sucked the mummy directly into ashes, you can tell that she is also a wild and uninhibited master. Son, why don’t you hug me now that you have thick legs?

Why has Xie Zhen always been the best among his peers? Are you different regardless of your status?

Isn’t it true that he is protected by a boss who lives and eats with him?

Even if according to the rules of broadcasting, the strong unconditionally helping the weak will make it more difficult for the weak in the story world, but if it is a courtesy and mutual use of each other, then it makes sense. It will be of great use in future breakthroughs.

Therefore, after understanding this point, the fat man's subjective initiative came into play immediately:

"I, Zhang Bayi, you should know this. My Taoist name is Qingyunzi, but I don't use it very much. I am proficient in the Five Elements, Bagua and Zhouyi deductions. I am also familiar with Eastern and Western formations. I am also proficient in weapon refining, nourishment, and medicine... …”

Before the fat man had formally introduced himself, the woman interrupted him and asked:

"Su Bai, you know him, right?"

"..." Fatty suddenly felt his heart hurt.

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The distance from Lugu Lake to Lijiang Old Town is only over a hundred kilometers, and then from Lijiang to Dali. Although driving is tiring, it is also convenient for self-driving.

When we were traveling from Chengdu to Lugu Lake, the fat man had a thin monkey driving the car. But now, there is no other way, so the fat man can only act as the driver himself.

"Is that buddy of mine really a civil servant?" Fatty muttered as he drove. "It's so damn comfortable. It has a backer to guarantee the harvest during droughts and floods. It's awesome."

There's no reason why Fatty doesn't think so. Ordinary listeners are constantly doing chivalrous acts to flatter the broadcasters or doing practical tasks for the broadcasters just to gain a little bit of favorability, but now Su Bai is directly eating the imperial food as an errand, leaving the Qing Dynasty During the year, it was like a slave who had been enslaved was suddenly promoted, and he received two yellow flags.

"Maybe he is not very willing." The woman didn't say much in reply to the fat man along the way, nor was she cold. It was just like if the fat man was sitting in the car and was an ordinary senior driving, the fat man would probably be too lazy to go. The more we talk to each other, it's just a matter of different levels, and we have less common language.

"I believe this. My buddy's family conditions were relatively difficult since he was a child. He suffered from domestic violence, parental relations, domestic cold violence, etc., so he was mentally abnormal."

Anyway, Dabai is not here, so there is no psychological pressure for fat people to sell gay friends.

"It is indeed not easy to be the son of those two people." The woman responded. Obviously, at her level, she is qualified and has the channels to know some things.

Along the way, Fatty chatted a lot with women. Most of the time, he took the initiative to find topics to talk about, but the woman's occasional responses frightened Fatty. In terms of feeling, Fatty even felt that this woman was scarier than Liang Sen.

When he thought about this, Fatty suddenly felt that Liang Sen, a coward, could be promoted to a boss. This was an incredible luck.

The car drove into Dali. The woman did not plan to rest. She asked the fat man to walk around Erhai Lake first. Of course, the fat man knew that the woman was not sightseeing around the sea, but should be in the place called the place of enlightenment.

Soon, the woman asked the fat man to stop at a place, and then signaled the fat man to drive directly up the mountain.

There is no mountain road here, but the fat man gritted his teeth and stepped on the accelerator. The slope was not high. Because there was no road, the ride was naturally very bumpy. Slowly, between two undeveloped slopes, The woman motioned to the fat man to stop.

Immediately, the woman got out of the car.

The fat man naturally followed him and got out of the car.

"I'll find the formation and untie it. You just need to help me maintain the formation," the woman said.

This is equivalent to letting the women do 99% of the work themselves, and the fat man will do the 1%, and even a senior person who knows the formation can complete the 1%.

Seemingly seeing the fat man's incomprehension, the woman added another sentence: "I'm afraid that your friend will go crazy and wait for me to go in and won't let me out. If he forces everything to break the closed circle, then yours will not be able to maintain the circle." will be implicated.”

"Then wouldn't I be very sorry for him?" Fatty said hesitantly, then gritted his teeth, "No, no, no, this won't work, I've tricked him before, and almost caused him and the monk Buddha to die, this kind of thing I don’t want to do it a second time.”

"I promise you not to kill him." The woman glanced at the fat man, "For the final promotion, as a guardian of the place of enlightenment, if he wants to fight me to the death, do you think I can't kill him? As long as I can be promoted successfully, Broadcasting will also turn a blind eye.”

The fat man bit his lip and said, "Don't hurt him!"

"Don't kill him."

"Don't hurt him." Fatty insisted again.

"Then you can go die now." The woman raised her hand in gesture.

"Don't kill him!" The fat man looked determined, as if he didn't notice the slip of the tongue.

The woman stretched out her hand, as if responding to something. About three minutes later, a white halo of light rose from the ground.

The fat man didn't even need to insert the formation flag. Before the woman walked into the white light and disappeared, she directly threw the formation guide to the fat man. As long as the fat man kept it intact, it was fine.

"Alas." The fat man sighed. He didn't know whether he was helping Dabai or cheating Dabai by doing this. But when a real strong man starts to act unreasonably and even accepts the punishment of broadcasting, he will insist on his own way. , I really don’t have many choices for myself and others.

At this moment, Fatty's cell phone rang, and it was actually a call from the monk.

The fat man answered the phone while concentrating on maintaining the formation introduction:

"Hey, monk, why do you miss me all of a sudden?"

"Amitabha, Fatty, where are you? What are you doing?"

The fat man thought about it for a while. He left Lao Fang's house before to find a position for himself. At this time, it would be too embarrassing to say that he was following a woman as a bastard, so he said:

"I'm playing in Hong Kong. There are two Hong Kong starlets next to me. They have just come out of the shower. If you have anything to say, monk, I will do something inappropriate for a monk later. Fatty. "

While talking, the fat man was still gasping deliberately, as if he was really lying on the bed of a high-end hotel in Hong Kong and enjoying the service. Even the changes in his breathing had an obvious rhythm, which was more real than real.

"Oh." The monk responded and stopped talking.

The fat man continued to pant while gritting his teeth and making a nasal sound. Seeing that the monk suddenly stopped talking, the fat man patted his butt and butt and made a crisp sound, then took the phone away and shouted: "Climb down and spread your legs." , Be good, yes, that's it..." Then he shouted to the mobile phone: "Monk, what's going on? Come on, tell me, Fat Master, I'm about to enter the cave."

"Amitabha, look to the west of you," the monk said.

The fat man turned his head and looked to the west. On a hilltop not far to the west, the fat man saw the figures of two men, one wearing a cassock and the other wearing a lama suit.

Moreover, the two monks each held a telescope and were looking at themselves.