Ten draws of Farmer? What the hell is Star-Destroying Pea Shooter?

Fang Ming went to the cafeteria for breakfast.

The school cafeteria is open 24 hours a day.

Fang Ming looked carefully at the food in the cafeteria.

There is everything.

Delicious food made from various ingredients.

Some foods can also exert different states.

For example, anti-fatigue, great strength, speed, endurance, etc.

Naturally, these foods are more expensive.

After Fang Ming had eaten, it was five o'clock in the morning.

At this time, Fang Ming sent a message to Xiao Zhou.

Asking for the location of the teacher.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhou replied in seconds.

Half past five.

Fang Ming saw Xiao Zhou.

Xiao Zhou was still riding the motorcycle.

The roar of the engine was particularly noisy in the quiet campus in the early morning.

Six o'clock.

Xiao Zhou stopped the car outside a bamboo forest.

"The teacher is inside, you go in and wait."

Fang Ming walked into the bamboo forest.

Deep in the bamboo forest, there is an ancient building similar to a courtyard house.

The main gates are all vermilion wooden doors.

There are rivets on them.

The two characters "Academy" are written right above the gate.

The font is arrogant and domineering.

There are three characters written on the left: Hear the truth in the morning!

On the right: I can die in the evening!

"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."

Fang Ming muttered it softly.

Arrived in front of the gate.

There is a beast head on both sides of the gate, with a copper ring in its mouth.

Fang Ming held the copper ring and knocked on the gate.

Ding ding ding!

"Who is it! It's so noisy that you don't sleep so early in the morning!"

A roar came from the courtyard.

"What kind of quality... Is this really an academy?"

Fang Ming complained in his heart.

Although it was indeed a bit early, he didn't expect the people in the courtyard to be so fierce.

He started to curse.

Not long after, the vermilion gate was opened.

A strong man in shorts and naked upper body stood at the door.

The sturdy man's muscles bulged.

He was two meters tall and had a strong body.

His face was full of impatience and anger at being disturbed.

"What are you doing? Give me an explanation or I'll beat you to death!"

The sturdy man started with a naked threat.

He said he wanted to beat Fang Ming to death on the campus of Beijing University.

After all, he came here to become a disciple.

Fang Ming suppressed his anger.

He said politely, "I am a freshman this year, and I came here to become a disciple of the master."

"Why do you come so early to become a disciple? You are crazy!"

The sturdy man cursed again, then turned and walked into the courtyard.

Fang Ming decided that if the sturdy man spoke rudely again, he would beat him up first, or at worst he would not become a disciple.

Originally, he came here because the master would fight.

But there are definitely more powerful mentors in Beijing University than just the master.

"Old man! I want to become your disciple!"

The sturdy man roared at the courtyard again.

Then he walked into a wing room and shut the door heavily.

"If I remember correctly, Master usually refers to Confucius, and Confucius advocated respect for superiors and subordinates. This sturdy man is so rude. He must not be from the same school."

Fang Ming thought so.

The main door of the courtyard opened.

An old man in a vest, shorts and flip-flops walked out with a gloomy face.

"Become your disciple?"

The old man looked at Fang Ming and asked.

"Are you the Master?"

The old man nodded.

"Fang Ming, a freshman, meets the Master."

The Master waved his hand and said bluntly: "What are your four-dimensional attributes?"

Fang Ming reported his attributes honestly.

It was just before the tenfold increase.

The attributes of Fang Ming's title of the Chosen One can be multiplied by ten, but Fang Ming did not report it.

"Okay, you passed."

"Next is to test your understanding."

The teacher looked at Fang Ming and said.

"Teacher, please give me a question."

"I want to ask you, what does it mean to say, "If you understand the truth in the morning, you can die in the evening?"

Fang Ming thought for a moment.

According to his own understanding, he explained, "It literally means that if you understand the truth of the world in the morning, it is worth dying in the evening."

The teacher waved his hand with disappointment and said, "Wrong! Absolutely wrong! This sentence means that if you become stronger in the morning, you must kill all your opponents in the evening!"

Fang Ming was stunned.

"Listen to the question again, the first person to make clay figures has no descendants. What does it mean?"

Fang Ming thought for a moment and answered, "The first person to invent clay figures has no descendants?"

The teacher said disappointedly again, "Wrong! Wrong again! This sentence means that the first person who offended me has been beaten to death by me!"

Fang Ming felt that his education had received a serious impact.

"If you still get the last question wrong, you can go back. Since you are here, make the best of it. How do you explain it?"

Fang Ming was stunned on the spot.

He felt as big as a bucket.

This teacher... is just a rough man!

A rough man who likes to pretend to be a scholar!If it is translated according to the original meaning, it must be wrong again.

Fang Ming thought carefully about the translation of the first two sentences of the Master.

It's always about beating people to death.

Then the correct translation of this sentence is...

"Since the enemy is here, don't leave, let me kill you!"

Fang Ming said tentatively.

This time the Master finally nodded.

"Well, you have some understanding."

Fang Ming took a breath.

I should have thought of it earlier.

What is tested here is understanding from the beginning.

Not culture!

All the correct explanations are not answers to the Master!

"But, you got two wrong out of three questions, I still can't accept you, unless..."

"Please speak frankly, Master."

The word "unless" was said by the Master.

Prove that there is still a chance for this matter.

"It was your second senior brother who just opened the door for you. I was very annoyed by the way he woke me up. If you can make him wake up completely and never fall asleep again, I will accept you!"

The teacher said seriously.

Seeing the serious look on the teacher's face, Fang Ming nodded.

I had to let the second senior brother down a little.

Fang Ming looked at the side room of the second senior brother.

He asked: "How strong is the second senior brother? The way I called him was a bit loud. I wonder if the second senior brother can stand it."

The teacher finally smiled and said expectantly: "It's okay, the louder the better. Your second senior brother is thick-skinned and can't die!"

Fang Ming nodded after hearing this.

A cherry bomb appeared at the door of the wing room.

Fang Ming noticed that the moment the cherry bomb appeared, the teacher looked over.

Obviously the cherry bomb is invisible!

Boom!

A huge explosion sounded outside the door of the wing room.

A powerful shock wave was emitted from the explosion.

The entire courtyard was instantly crushed into powder by the shock wave!

Fang Ming looked at the houses that kept collapsing, and his heart skipped a beat.

I almost forgot that the cherry bomb has an infrastructure killer!

[Infrastructure killer]: The damage caused is more likely to destroy buildings.

"Who is it! You want to die, right!"

"Did you do it, old man!"

The strong man rushed out of the smoke and dust in his shorts, with a golden shield on his head.

The teacher ignored the strong man's roar.

He stared straight at the ruins in front of him, and said in a daze: "On the first day you became my apprentice, you blew up my entire academy, right?"

"Second brother, the firecrackers just now were lit by your junior brother. This disciple is useless, help me kill him."

The strong man turned his head and looked at Fang Ming, with a hideous smile on his face.

"Okay!"