Technician’s Manual

"Ah~ah~ah~"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm~"

In the beauty salon, Feili's muscles were tensed except for her face, and she almost cried, "Sister, you never said that it hurts so much!"

"I told you! Ah~"

"You just said it hurts a little bit!"

"You just said that the area of ​​​​the painful area is only a little bit!"

"You... um~"

After the end, the two lay on the soft chair and applied the mask, but the pain on their faces seemed to remain in the pores, and Fili said weakly, "I will never do acupuncture again."

"Reality is not the magician world created by Mr. Heath, and there are no miracles at your fingertips." Senior Sister Lia slowed down and said lazily: "If you want to be beautiful, you are either tired, painful, or troublesome, do you think Getting prettier quickly is just tiring, painful, and troublesome."

"Uuuuuu..."

In fact, Feili and Leah are both naturally beautiful types, but they will still be suppressed by endocrine and metabolism. Today, Feili suddenly asked Lia for advice on how to get rid of blackheads, and she hoped that it would be effective immediately, so Liya had to bring Feili to do acupuncture.

This thing simply inserts a needle into the skin to squeeze out the pores, and then squeezes out the blackheads. Because the needles are so thin, they don't bleed, but they hurt and are scary -- poking the needles around in your face feels like you're going to pierce your cheek if you're not careful.

"But your suffering is worth it. Your face is now flawless and flawless. Even if you look with a magnifying glass, you can't find blackheads. You have beaten 99% of your peers." Senior Sister said: "A man would want to kiss a kiss. Your face is as good as egg whites!"

However, Feili lacked interest: "It only defeated 99% of mortals."

"Does being Mr. Heath's assistant make you so inflated? The praises of mortals can't satisfy your growing appetite?" Senior Sister complained: "Then you defeated 99% of the fairy succubus, right?"

"Not at all."

"How do you make it sound like you've seen a fairy succubus?"

"Just think about it." Phili said softly: "In a world where miracles exist, everyone must be able to use miracles to make themselves very perfect, very beautiful, right?"

"That's of course. For example, they can get rid of blackheads with a miracle. They don't need acupuncture at all, and they don't even have blackheads at all!" The senior said seriously: "More importantly, they probably don't need to poop! Have you ever seen a fairy succubus in fantasy works shit!"

Fili was stunned for a moment, and then became dejected: "Yes, no matter what I do, I..."

"But why are you comparing yourself to a fairy succubus who doesn't need shit?"

Senior Sister asked: "Isn't it enough to surpass 99% of ordinary people?"

"not enough."

"Why is it not enough? Even if Demir has high requirements for appearance, how can you get full marks?"

"what?"

Noticing the dazed expression in Feili's tone, Senior Sister looked puzzled: "Didn't you come with me for acupuncture to make a perfect first impression on Demir tomorrow?"

At this moment, there was a loud shouting outside, and they turned their heads and saw from the window that the street outside was covered with silver-white flying feathers.

Fili immediately took off the mask and wiped her face with a towel. She walked to the window and looked into the distance. She saw countless people stop to take pictures on the street.

She stretched out her hand, trying to catch the falling silver feather, and the silver feather turned into a starlight and disappeared without a trace at the moment of contact.

"So beautiful!" Senior Sister walked to her side, her eyes were attracted by the flying feathers in the sky: "What kind of celebration is this?"

Phili murmured, "It's not a celebration, it's a festival."

"Is there any difference?"

"There will be sacrifices at the festival." Feili stared at the sky: "Sister, don't you think that these feathers are like plucked from the sacrifices?"

"What sacrifice has so many feathers?"

"Probably an angel."

At this moment, Fili finally completely believed Ash's words. If miracles can be special effects, experience can be acting, but the silver light falling feathers covering the whole city has completely exceeded the scope of 'reality'.

In particular, Ash also said that a large-scale abnormal situation is likely to occur recently due to angel hunting. Phili thought it was a natural phenomenon such as a rainstorm, an earthquake, or even a meteorite. How could she know that it was such a mythical scene?

But think about it, angel hunting, isn't it a mythical epic?

Therefore, Igula and the others are really magicians from parallel worlds, and Miss Vichy is indeed a great villain.

So, they are really here to hunt the angel, and she is the tool they need, the "demon".

Therefore, Yaxiu is not imagining that he is mentally ill. He really has two sweethearts, the Sword Princess and the Witch...

Fili took out her mobile phone and was about to call Ash when she heard shouts from far below: "Fili! Jump down!"

She turned her head and saw a six-seat open-top extended sports car whizzing from the side of the road. The co-pilot, Ash, violated the traffic regulations in an upright manner and stood up and waved to Fili, "Jump down! I'll catch you! "

Why do you know I'm here...why can't I stop...why am I jumping off...a lot of questions are crowded into her throat, but by the time Fili reacts, the sports car is about to cross the road, and she doesn't have time to ask or think !

"Why is he always like this!"

Feili complained helplessly, climbed up to the window sill and said to her senior: "You pay first, and I will pay you back later!"

"I'll treat……"

Before she could finish her sentence, she saw Fili jumping out of the window on the third floor, her blonde hair fluttering in the air, flying towards the sports car like a canary. But she jumped a little late, the sports car was about to rush past, and she was still in the air.

Seeing that the blond female college student was about to slam into a picture on the ground, Ash jumped up from the co-pilot in the opposite direction, grabbed Fili's waist in the air, and then Igula, who was sitting behind, grabbed Ya. Xiu's feet pulled him back.

Ash spun around in the air and sat firmly back in the co-pilot, placing Filia in the middle seat by the way. By the time passersby responded and clapped, the sports car had already run a red light and crossed the street.

After running through three red lights, Fili was still in a dazed state, and was touched by the petite lady maid next to her, "Little Fili, good afternoon."

"Good afternoon, Miss Vichy."

Fili looked around and saw that she was sitting with Vichy, Harvey and Igola were sitting in the back, and Ash and Rose were sitting in the front: "Mr. Igola, Mr. Harvey, Miss Rose, Mr. Ash, good afternoon."

"First, you don't have to call Mr. Miss. Two more syllables will increase the cost of communication." Ash said: "Second, if you are maliciously contacted by Vichy, you can slap it directly. You are welcome."

"Malicious contact?"

"Simply put, if she violates you with her eyesight, you can directly pierce her eyes, and she can heal herself. Like touching your head with bare skin, it is already a first-degree malicious contact."

Vichy looked at the little sheep with teary eyes, "Little Feili, are you going to hit me? Do you mind if I have close contact with you?"

"No," Feili waved her hands again and again, "I don't mind."

"Master, have you heard, she doesn't mind!" Vichy hugged Fili like a declaration of sovereignty, and asked again, "Then little Fili, would you mind getting in touch with Master?"

"I don't... ah I... I..." Feili realized that something was wrong just as she was about to answer, and lowered her head to avoid the maid's teasing gaze.

"You can ask Harvey for a hook. It's better to hook up the snake's tongue and hang it on the beam." Ash said coldly, "You don't have to answer her at all."

"And Vichy, have you forgotten what I said?"

"It's not against the jokes among friends... Okay, you are the master and you are the biggest, I won't say it." Vichy shrugged, "Little Feili, how is your day?"

"Good."

"Miss Philly," said Rose, who was driving, "you've become beautiful."

"Ah?" Fili held her face, blushing slightly, and glanced at the back of Ash's head, "Is it so obvious?"

"I don't know, I didn't see you again." Rose said, "but you came out of the beauty salon, and you must have become beautiful in probability. This is a specific greeting extended from your experience today. Tips learned in Ninety-nine Rules of Everyday Intercourse.”

Ash said, "Do you have that book at home?"

"Tonight, I will select 33 practical rules that I have verified from it, and make a book report for you."

"Thank you." Ash turned his head and said, "Phili, I hope this sudden action didn't spoil your mood, but we're going to get to work next."

"I'm mentally prepared." Feili took a deep breath: "Although I'm still very nervous, I... why does it smell so bad?"

Everyone looked at each other, and Yaxiu was the first to respond, "Ah, are you talking about the smell of rotting corpses?"

Fili was startled: "The smell of rotting corpses?"

"Yes, I brought a total of five corpses this time." Harvey said: "The three in the trunk are still very fresh, I will do the pretreatment of necromancy first, and I haven't had time to do the embalming work, so it will be a little bit. smell."

"You brought five, and there are only three in the trunk." Feili counted with her fingers, "How about two more?"

Igula: "Didn't you notice that the carpet was stretchy? Harvey squeezed out all the space in this car, except for the driver's seat."

Fili looked down at the carpet she was stepping on, and suddenly trembled. She raised her head and looked at Ash with pitiful eyes like a deer.

Ash scratched his head and asked, "Can you drive?"

Phili's voice trembled: "I have a driver's license, but I don't usually drive."

"That can only be exchanged with you..." Ash stood up, but he glanced at Vichy and sat down again, "Forget it, I'll drive, and then Rose, switch seats with Fili."

"it is good."

Regardless of the fact that the sports car was racing on the road, the three of them completed the seat exchange. Stepping on the solid bottom of the car, Feili finally breathed a sigh of relief, and her tense mind could think about other questions: "By the way, how did you know I was in a beauty salon?"

"Because we located your phone." Rose explained, "We know your whereabouts very well."

"what?!"

"In addition to the positioning function, the microphone and camera are also open to us." Rose recklessly said her illegal behavior: "If you need, I can record your sleep talk last night for you."

Phili's voice trembled: "Did I talk in my sleep last night?"

"I don't know, do I need to investigate?"

"No need!" Feili completely gave up maintaining her privacy and shifted the topic: "Aren't you uncomfortable with such a strong stench? Aren't you afraid of being with a corpse?"

First, Ash, Igola, and Harvey looked at each other with a blank look on their faces: "Smells?"

Then there was the murder of Yingye, who made enough corpses to fill the entire Jiashi, and asked back with his head tilted, "Afraid?"

Finally Rose, she blinked: "Uncomfortable?"

What a murderous gang I joined... Fili sighed and muttered, "I thought you guys would be neater..."

"why?"

"Because you have miracles!" Phili said with longing: "You can use miracles to wash dishes, mop floors, bathe, clean, keep the air fresh, and keep your body clean... By the way, Ash, your world, Is there a restroom?"

Yaxiu was startled and asked back, "Why do you ask that?"

"I'm thinking, will you have the miracle of freeing yourself from excretion..."

"There are some." The fraudster behind said solemnly: "In our world, the magician does not need to excrete."

Phili was shocked: "Really?"

Igula nodded: "Yes, you know space transfer, right? Our magicians transfer our own excrement to ordinary people, so that we don't need to excretion."

Feili's body began to tremble again: "Is it so scary?"

"Yeah, compared to your world, although there are no miracles, it is indeed a lot more peaceful." Vichy scratched the back of Fili's neck, "Ordinary people like little Fili, on our side, can only To the master as-"

Yaxiu Kong shot the maid's head with a dunk, and said angrily: "Don't listen to their nonsense, of course we have toilets over there, miracles are just to give us convenience, not to make us perverted! Unless it is to completely change the life form, the magician will There is not much difference in physiology from ordinary people!"

Phili breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Then will you use Miracle Beauty?"

"Yes." Ash pointed to himself, "My face is the product of several cosmetic treatments."

"Sure enough..." The little sheep lowered his head and muttered, "There must be a lot of people more beautiful than me, right?"

Yaxiu hooked her finger at Fili and motioned her to come closer, "Look at me seriously."

"what?"

"Look at my face seriously!"

"Oh oh oh!" Feili blushed a little: "I'm watching!"

"I'm good-looking or Igula is good-looking?"

Phili blinked, her expression turned crimson, her lips pursed. Finally, he closed his eyes and summoned his courage: "Of course—"

"Of course Igula is good-looking." Ash said, "Igula's beautiful face with the addition of Veela blood, how can a mortal like me be able to catch up with miracles?"

"So you are as good-looking as Feili, no matter what world there is, there will be no one more beautiful than you." Ash said casually: "Beauty is not high or low, it only depends on whether you like it or not."

"Then..." Feili said softly, "Will someone like me too?"

Ash glanced at her in shock, "Of course! You should ask who doesn't like you, Igula likes you, Vichy likes you, I like you, Harvey and Rose are a little weird and don't discuss it - you see we just I've liked you since I met you!"

"So don't worry~www.readwn.com~ Demir will definitely like you!"

Fili stared at Yaxiu blankly, a smile blooming little by little at the corners of her mouth, tears overflowing from the corners of her eyes. While rubbing her eyes, she nodded heavily: "Yeah!"

Yaxiu looked amused, "Why are you so unconfident? You have to believe that the person you like will definitely like you, because you are cute and kind, and you should enjoy sweet love."

"Um!……"

Yaxiu sighed: "Alas, Jianji was always unconfident like you before, always suspected that I didn't like her, so it took us so long to confirm our relationship..."

"Um... uh..."

"Why are you crying more and more?"

"I was smoked by the corpse odor to my eyes..."

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