Taoyuan Mountain Village
Chapter 664: Xiao Hei's Feign Death
Chapter 664 Xiaohei's Feign Death Technique
When the poisonous dragon appeared, a group of people were scared to move.
Taotao had the strongest sense, and looked back and forth in panic while holding a tree. Both yellow furs exploded, squeaking, terrified.
The audience of foreign live broadcast platforms are dumbfounded.
"what is this?"
"God, China really has a dragon!"
"China Dragon, God, it is China Dragon!"
"Didn't Huaxia Broadcasting say that it is bad? What is going on?"
"Damn it, is this a live broadcast or a fate?"
"One more!"
"Why do I feel such a big python is so small? This black dragon is too big!"
"Head, there is someone on the head!"
"Dragon Knight?"
"Damn it, Chinese Dragon Knight!"
"Riding a dragon?"
...
The little silver-threaded python followed, hissed and stretched out his head to look for Xiao Hei. The nasty black dog had just bitten him again, very painful!
Standing on the huge head of the poisonous dragon, Jiang Xiaoye revealed it as the poisonous dragon lowered his head.
"grass!"
Zhao Wuliu's sharp eyes suddenly exhaled: "Xiao Ye, you scared me to death, my mother, you, say hello, I don't want face?"
Just now Zhao Wuliu was suffocated with fright.
Jiang Xiaoye jumped up, jumped down and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, didn't you tell me to look for it? Taotao, come here."
Tao Tao was so frightened that she didn't dare to approach the tree anymore. This poisonous dragon was not the snake pythons that lived around her peach tree before, but it was a real super existence.
"Squeak~"
Taotao ran over to hold Jiang Xiaoye, stretched out her head and carefully looked at the poisonous dragon, then hid again.
Xiao Hei hid in the cave with all his breath, Jiang Xiaoye didn't notice it for the first time, and then he froze for a moment. This is not the little brown bear's breath-gathering technique!
This guy actually learned it too!
Had it not been for the power of the mountain **** to be connected, he had not found Xiao Hei hiding here!
Jiang Xiaoye walked over and looked at Xiao Hei curled up in the hole and kicked the ground.
Xiao Hei hid in it without any movement, his head was curled into his stomach, and no breath escaped. Jiang Xiaoye was surprised by this perfect breathing technique.
Taotao was not afraid anymore, and immediately ran over and squatted down, reached out and grabbed Xiao Hei's tail and pulled it out.
Xiao Hei, who was hiding inside, felt that he was being dragged out and Mao was so scared that Mao was standing upright. Master Xiao Hei was so disguised, how was he discovered? It's going to be finished, it's going to be finished, it's going to be fed a snake without being sent to the barbecue by the little master!
"Xiao Hei, what are you doing?"
Taotao curiously dragged Xiao Hei out, and directly lifted it up, Xiao Hei curled up like a ball.
"Wang!" Xiaohei suddenly became angry when she heard Taotao's voice, this unlucky boy, are you a pig teammate? Lord Black is going to be eaten!
Immediately, the quietly exposed eyes caught Jiang Xiaoye, and then his head stretched out, and the dog's eyes brightened and immediately became happy.
Little master, hurry, save the lord Xiaohei, that stinky snake is worse than a bear lick, and he is looking for the big guy!
Everyone in the live broadcast room was hurt by Xiao Hei's smile.
This dog is so weird.
Zhao Wuliu Dahan started live broadcasting Dulong, and as Dahan approached live broadcasting Dulong, everyone's scalp numb.
This is really a dragon!
Are there evolved claws on the abdomen, fleshy horns on the head, and fleshy wings!
"Dear foreign ladies and gentlemen, have you seen it? This is what we filmed together when we were shooting Death Wandering. It is this little one, and this big one is its mother. How about? Your famous Hollywood director named us and said The rubbish, so that the theaters of various countries will not be shown, because it is also a disaster film. They are afraid that we will **** their market. They say that we shoot cheaply, rely on the actors, and let you fart. Although Zhao Wuliu is a good-looking anchor , But it depends on strength!"
Zhao Wuliu swelled up, and he felt a little airy as he watched the gifts frantically brushed.
Jiang Xiaoye brought it back. There was absolutely no problem at all. He was not worried, and decisively started live broadcasting at close range.
"The poisonous snakes, golden leeches, and, look at the boa, this dog, this big guy in our filming tidbits. Tell yourself, friends from abroad, are we shooting garbage? Wait a minute. The crew released a short cut video, which is also a promotional video we just made. Take a look and see if our Death Wandering disaster movie looks good or their Nirvana World disaster movie looks good!"
Zhao Wuliu boasted that he had already considered asking Li Zunfeng for money. Why did he have to pay 1 million for such a hard work?
He didn't know, let alone 1 million, Li Zhuifeng and the others were already excitedly discussing doubling Zhao Wuliu's salary, which was shocking, whether it was at home or abroad.
The box office is stable!
Can it be a billion box office? They didn't even dare to think about it, but now they are sure!
The country is okay, cheers.
"I look forward to it, I will be able to watch it soon!"
"I want three brushes, don't ask why, there are so many girlfriends!"
"Maybe your girlfriends are ten brushes three times? Do you have more girlfriends and boyfriends?"
"Hahahaha, you can't watch it abroad? Zhao Wuliu, you are too bad, isn't this making them uncomfortable?"
"I'm afraid of snakes..."
"This is not a snake, this is a dragon!"
"Yushan Village Monster Combination, who has the problem? What the **** is there that they can't do? Casual diving broke two Guinness World Records. You can directly give it to the big stomach king stuffed by others. They have booked the venue, and just draw a picture and become the world's first ghost-level existence. Now I can make a movie with other Hollywood classic masterpieces..."
"Hahahaha, look forward to it!"
...
Abroad is already abusive.
Many foreign audiences have started complaining. The film bureaus, film review bureaus, and departments similar to China Radio and Television in each country have been madly throwing a large number of complaints. Why not introduce such films?
"Damn it, why are we paying for your competition?"
"Damn it, is this forcing me to travel to China?"
"Complaint!"
"God, how stupid are they? Such wonderful movies are not introduced. The first one in Nirvana World is indeed a classic. After the second one has changed actors, it is much worse. It all depends on special effects. I don’t want the third one. look forward to!"
"Damn, I'm going to China!"
"Huaxia Zhao Wuliu666!"
"Zhao Wuliu, I'll give you a reward, I'm going to travel to China!"
"Complaint!"
"The World of Silence is the classic, and Wandering Death is just a low-cost Chinese movie. Can it be compared with World of Silence?"
"We don't care what is classic or low-cost. There are many low-cost movies. Isn't the cost of Hachiko's movie low? Why does it have a higher box office and higher ratings than Silent World? You can't look at the cost!"
"Go to hell, cost, I won't go to Nirvana World!"
"I'm going to Huaxia Live!"
"I'm going to China to eat food, watch movies, and watch Zhao Wuliu's live broadcast!"
...
Jiang Xiaoye and Zhao Wuliu unintentionally led to a tourist boom!
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