Taoist Quick Wear
$35-You wouldn't have thought
Under Duanmu Linye's expectant eyes, Si Qingyan spoke solemnly-
"Feed the pigs."
For a moment, everyone was stunned.
From the literal meaning, it always feels that feeding pigs is the worst of the four tasks.
It is impossible for the people present to really work for a day. At most, they can experience life. Since there are more comfortable options, why choose to feed pigs?
"Can you tell me the reason?" The host was confused.
"I want to feed pigs." Si Qingyan thought about it and felt that this task was the simplest.
From the size point of view, pigs are the smallest and are usually raised in pens. Just prepare pig food and pour it into the trough.
Cows eat a lot, and you have to walk a long way to graze them.
Moving bricks, physical work.
Catching fish, splashing water, maybe mud.
The most important reason is that he has never fed pigs.
"Congratulations to Si Qingyan's team for getting the task of feeding pigs."
The host hung a task card around Si Qingyan's neck, which contained the specific location and prompts of the task. Duanmu Linye had a face full of grief, and had to force a smile when facing the camera.
No matter what he did in the future, when others mentioned him, they would always refer to him as the Duanmu Linye who had fed pigs...
The remaining three captains decided on the order in turn.
I don't know what Tang Ni and Sister Wei exchanged with their eyes. The second winner was Tang Ni, who chose to catch fish, and the third was Sister Wei, who chose to herd cattle. Xu Shiqi, who fell to the last, could only move bricks with Liang Qin.
Tang Ni and Ji Feng were both somewhat happy, and Sister Wei thought it was not bad either. Only Xu Shiqi had a sullen face, looking fragile and terrified.
"Tang Ni, catching fish is very tiring, and it is easy to dirty clothes. Can we change the task?" Xu Shiqi asked Tang Ni in a pleading tone.
"Moving bricks is more tiring, I won't change." Tang Ni had experienced what happened last time, and she could no longer maintain superficial peace with Xu Shiqi.
Anyway, she was just an Internet celebrity, and she would not rely on this to make a living for the rest of her life. She might not be recognized when she left the TV screen and walked on the street, so why should she suffer Xu Shiqi's cowardice.
Xu Shiqi looked around, looked at Sister Wei, and didn't dare to speak. She looked at Si Qingyan again, but his task was to feed pigs. Compared with the two, moving bricks was better.
"I haven't fed pigs before." Duanmu Lin also followed Si Qingyan. Seeing him unfold the paper with the task prompt, he leaned over to look.
"Neither have I." Si Qingyan opened the task prompt and finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the steps were very clear. There was even a simple map on it.
[Auntie Chen went to visit relatives, and the pigs at home need to be fed. ]
[The first step is to find Auntie Chen's house, the second step is to chop vegetable leaves, the third step is to cook pig food, and the fourth step is to feed pigs. ]
"It doesn't look very difficult..." Duanmu Lin also looked relaxed.
"Suddenly I feel that this task is pretty good. I don't need to move bricks, go into the water, or run around."
Duanmu Lin also quickly accepted the reality and began to think about how to feed pigs.
"Yeah." Si Qingyan unfolded the map, and the two embarked on the road of feeding pigs.
"I'll make another announcement here. The team that completes the task first will have priority in tomorrow's session!"
Duanmu Lin also quickened his pace instantly.
I don't know what to do tomorrow. I'm so tired. I only wrote one of the five sets today, and there are four sets left. If there are still questions left tomorrow, I will owe more and more.
Mrs. Chen's house is not far from here. All I can see along the way are green mountains and green waters, and the sound of gurgling streams and birds singing in my ears.
Only when I got closer did I realize that it was an earthen house.
Piece by piece of white earthen bricks were piled up, and with beams and tiles, it became a place to live. There is a water well at the door, and there is a stone slab under the water outlet, most of which is covered with moss.
"Such a house..." can also be lived in?
Duanmu Lin also wanted to say something like this, but suddenly felt that it was too complicated to say it directly.
Mrs. Chen's door is a wooden door. Maybe it was painted red at the beginning, but now it has become a gentle light rouge color. The threshold was also made of stone, with a small square hole made of blue bricks on the side, slightly larger than the mouth of a bowl.
Why leave a hole?
Duanmu Linye was about to ask, when a yellow and white cat head emerged from the hole.
He threw a disdainful look and squeezed his body out of the hole.
Duanmu Linye watched a square cat emerge from the hole, getting longer and longer, shocked and speechless. When most of the cat came out, he murmured and sighed:
"It... is so square."
The cat came out completely, shook, stretched its body, sank its waist, raised its butt high, seemed to stretch its muscles, shook its tail, found a place warmed by the sun at the door, and lay down to sleep.
"So fat." Si Qingyan was rarely amazed.
Knocked on Aunt Chen's door, and a trembling old man opened the door.
"Welcome..." He spoke with a strong accent, and it was hard to tell what he was saying. He smiled very kindly, brought two bamboo chairs to Si Qingyan and Duanmu Linye, and poured some tea into disposable plastic cups with a big red kettle.
It was a pleasure to watch the green tea brew in a transparent cup. The tea leaves spread out and the fragrance overflowed, which was very comfortable.
"We are here to feed the pigs." Duanmu Linye didn't dare to sit down, took the tea and said respectfully.
" @~ \u0026 ..." The old man pointed to his ears and shook his head.
"We are here to feed the pigs, feed the pigs, feed the pigs!"
Duanmu Linye said it several times with a loud voice, and finally the old man understood.
He turned around and took Si Qingyan and Duanmu Linye to the pigpen.
The old man was old, and his back was completely hunched, almost to 90 degrees.
"Lulululul..." The old man called out from the pigpen, and a group of piglets ran out of the darkness in an instant. There were white, black, and black and white. They raised their heads and looked at the people outside the pigpen with expectant eyes.
Duanmu Linye was already a little suffocated by the smell here. Seeing so many piglets was very painful.
He couldn't help but look at Si Qingyan, who had already drunk all the tea and was looking at the piglets with a blank face.
Why... so many?
These piglets should be weaned. They look about the same length as adult dogs, and they are fatter, just right for selling.
In the darkness, the outline of a giant gradually became clear.
Duanmu Linye forgot to breathe in an instant.
It was a fat black old sow, drooling from her mouth, and her small eyes flashing.
Panting, looking extremely fierce.
"So big..." Duanmu Linye saw such an animal for the first time and couldn't help but take a step back.
So scary...
It feels so fierce, my god!
I don't want to feed pigs anymore! I want to go back to study!
"Where are the vegetables?" Si Qingyan felt that today's pig-raising trip might be very different from what he thought.
The old man took out a basket of rotten vegetable leaves, small radishes, etc. from the house with great effort. Duanmu Linye saw it and took it and put it on the stone slab over the water well.
The old man talked a lot and finally gave Duanmu Linye a thumbs up.
Then he bent over again, picked up a wooden basin under the eaves and put it on the stone slab.
Si Qingyan began to wash the vegetable leaves, and the process was already very familiar.
The old man took out the kitchen knife and chopping board, put them in the wooden basin, and brought a rocking chair. In the warm sun, he closed his eyes and rested his mind.
A breeze blew, and Si Qingyan, who started to chop pig vegetables, was already a little hot. He took off his coat and motioned Duanmu Linye to send it to the old man.
Duanmu Linye carefully covered the old man's legs with his coat.
It seems that people are more afraid of cold when they get older.
He turned to look at Si Qingyan, a man of the same age, who was busy chopping pig vegetables. It was such a big basket, but he had only chopped a little bit. If there was only the big sow, it would be fine to chop it casually. There were many piglets there, so they had to chop them smaller to make it easier for them to eat.
The old man took out two knives. At this time, Si Qingyan held a knife in each hand and sat on a small stool. Bang, bang, bang, the vegetable leaves and radish heads all became dead souls under the knife.
The sun was so good today that he was almost transparent in the light, but his outline was unexpectedly clear.
Serious men are the best looking.
Duanmu Lin also looked at it for a long time, and suddenly came back to his senses.
This... roommate is damn charming!
"Come and wash the vegetable leaves."
In order to save time, Si Qingyan only washed a part and started chopping.
"Oh oh."
Duanmu Lin didn't have a small stool to sit on. He squatted for a long time and was very tired. He took turns with Si Qingyan.
It doesn't seem like a big deal, but when you lift the knife, you'll feel the unexpected heaviness.
Duanmu Linye held the knife with both hands, and after chopping more than twenty times, he felt his hands were sore. Looking at the pile of vegetables that Si Qingyan had chopped, Duanmu Linye felt ashamed, and gritted his teeth to continue chopping.
There was no chance to train in advance for this kind of thing, and everyone was at the same starting line. If he could chop, so could I!
Duanmu Linye chopped the pig food, and his hands gradually became numb.
Si Qingyan washed the vegetables and added them to the wooden basin. Duanmu Linye immediately cut them into several pieces, and then began to chop hard.
Unconsciously, Duanmu Linye was sweating profusely, and he realized his fatigue only when the sweat flowed into his eyes. When he let go, his wrists began to tremble.
"I'll do it." Si Qingyan gave Duanmu Linye a stool to sit on, and found a square stone, blew off the dust, and sat on it.
Looking up, the clouds were light, the leaves were rustling, and occasionally a bird with beautiful feathers flew by.
Duanmu Linye listened to the sound of chopping pig food, and a melody appeared in his mind. He gradually hummed a light tune, then took out the small notebook and pen in his pocket and recorded frantically.
This afternoon was not very good. Duanmu Linye, whose hands were so tired that they were about to break, did not have so much sadness in his mind, nor so much youthful spirit to break through the cage. He just felt that the years were quiet and good, and his writing was smooth and natural.
When Duanmu Linye came back to his senses, he suddenly glanced behind him.
What was nudging him?
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Suddenly seeing the big black sow, Duanmu Linye fell to the ground out of control.
"Fuck! How did it come out!"
Si Qingyan pursed her lips slightly and protected the food behind her.
The pig was very hungry... It seemed to be able to arch the door...
This old sow must have been too hungry to arch the door of the pig cage.
The old sow looked at the food chopped by Si Qingyan with a greedy look in her eyes.
"What should I do?" Duanmu Lin also rolled and crawled behind Si Qingyan.
"Go back!" Si Qingyan stared at the old sow's eyes and gave orders.
I'm so hungry! My child is hungry too! I want to eat vegetable leaves! I want to eat!
The old sow's eyes were very hungry, and her saliva kept dripping down.
Go back! It will be there soon! Go back quickly!
Si Qingyan's eyes were very fierce.
The man and the pig began to communicate with each other through eye contact.
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