Taoist Quick Wear

[Xiao Xie]

Xiao Xie, who had lost several pounds from working so hard, came home and saw his mother holding a broom, looking at him eagerly.

"Mom, I found a wife and I'm pregnant. You can go out and live with me for two days."

"Bullshit! Can you find a wife like this?"

The broom hit Xiao Xie's butt hard.

"You were born by me, and I don't know you?"

"Xiao Fang, the most beautiful girl in the village, asked you to take her home. What did you say?"

Xiao Xie dodged left and right, his movements were extremely fast, and he defended himself:

"Doesn't she have legs? Why do you want me to take her home? Do you want me to carry her back? You wish!"

"Do you remember the beautiful widow in the east of the village who was afraid of thunder and asked you to talk to her?"

Xiao Xie frowned and said righteously:

"I have to sleep at night too. I can't sleep when someone talks. How can you find me if you are afraid of thunder? I'm not a lightning rod!"

"Hehe, where did you get your wife? You dare to lie to your mother. You are itching for trouble, right?"

The broom was pulled again, and Xiao Xie suddenly heard a chuckle. Looking back, he saw a figure with waist-length hair flashing past the wall.

Even though his butt was hit by a broom, Xiao Xie still chased after him...

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[Luo Junchen]

Luo Junchen had been missing for several days. Luo Xingchen was worried at home and didn't dare to tell his parents.

"Brother, open the door quickly, it's me."

The door was knocked, and Luo Junchen's voice came from outside the door.

Why didn't you ring the doorbell?

Is there a ghost pretending to be Luo Junchen to harm people?

Luo Xingchen looked out through the cat's eye and saw nothing.

Yes! It must be an evil ghost!

Luo Xingchen silently clenched the thousand-year-old peach wood sword in his hand. It cost several thousand yuan when he bought it...

Luo Xingchen suddenly opened the door and chopped at the air outside.

When he looked down, he saw a furry short-legged black dog with a fluffy and curled tail, which looked very cute.

Luo Junchen stared at Luo Xingchen blankly, and the next second, the peach wood sword came over!

"Brother! It's me! It's me! Why are you hitting me!"

Luo Junchen dodged left and right, but his legs were short now, and he couldn't avoid Luo Xingchen's peach wood sword at all.

"I'm hitting you, fake!" Luo Xingchen moved as fast as lightning, and hit Luo Junchen's butt!

"Really, I'm real, there's a Rem poster in your room, and I bought it for you..." Luo Junchen defended loudly.

"Pah pah pah——"

After Luo Xingchen hit Luo Junchen, he picked him up.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I was just teasing you... I didn't expect you to be so cruel..."

The human-shaped Luo Junchen strode out from the corridor, and the puppy threw himself into Luo Junchen's body, and the two easily merged into one.

"Welcome home."

Luo Xingchen hooked this careless brother and patted his back.

"My pork bones..." Luo Junchen couldn't help but slurp his saliva when he smelled the aroma of food on Luo Xingchen.

"It's still warm."

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[Little Saint]

In this life, his surname is Wei, and his parents are still alive.

It was not easy for him to come here, and his parents named him Shenzhi.

Although he likes this name very much, the children in the kindergarten all call him toilet paper, which makes him a little distressed.

Every day when Little Saint goes to school, he will say hello to the middle-aged Xiao Xie who goes out on duty, and occasionally he will meet Uncle Luo Junchen who sells cotton candy and balloons to children.

After school, his parents will come to pick him up, and the two adults and one child will go home on a tricycle.

The family went bankrupt, and his parents started selling pancakes. Little Saint occasionally helped collect money, but the total amount was unclear.

Mother would patiently teach him to do math problems, and father would put him on his shoulders and ride a big horse.

The New Year is here, and Little Saint touches the bulging red envelopes, puts his hands together, and wishes his parents a happy new year.

"Dad, Mom, I love you."

"Our baby is so good."

Both sides were kissed, and Little Saint's face was red. He quietly put his hands in his pockets to count the red envelopes.

"The baby is still young, mom will keep it for you."

The little saint looked at his mother blankly, weak, pitiful and helpless. The mother finally couldn't bear it and put the red envelope back.

"This year, we'll make an exception." Mother Wei waved her hand and successfully made the little saint happy.

Father Wei smiled but said nothing. He had made an exception every year.

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[Demon King]

When he was found, the demon king was plowing the land.

After he escaped from Broken Dragon Mountain, he poked his head out and planned to use his appearance to find a suitable place to stay.

Then he was caught...

Why did he let him plow the land... He was clearly still a calf!

Humans, so hateful...

It doesn't matter...

When he accumulates for a while, he can transform into a human form and sneak into the big city.

Then he can live a good life of eating and drinking.

There is endless green grass and cabbage to eat every day...

"Da Jun, look, this is the cow your mother caught. I didn't lie to you."

"It eats a lot, has great strength, and plows the land very well."

"Mom, I got a call from a colleague. This cow is raised by someone else. I will buy you another big cow."

The devil stared blankly at Xiao Xie who was getting closer and closer, and collapsed to the ground...

"Why are you crying? You are so useless. You still plow the land in the underworld."

"We don't kill oxen."

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[Others]

Wei Sixian's property was transferred to Luo Xingchen by Si Qingyan, and Luo Xingchen acted as the agent.

These properties will be donated in the name of Wei Sixian.

Whether it is helping out-of-school children to go to school or saving the critically ill, just do good things.

"What are Mr. Wei's plans for the future?"

"Go around."

"If you need any help, you can come to me."

"Okay."

Looking at the back of the other party leaving, Luo Xingchen suddenly felt a little envious.

No ties, really not taking a cloud away...

"Brother, I want to eat big pig's trotters."

Luo Xingchen looked at the WeChat sent by Luo Junchen and felt a little poor.

Buy a few big pig's trotters after get off work.

My younger brother eats more and more, this won't work, I can't afford to support him...