Taoist Quick Wear
2-A group of pigs playing in the water
A little girl of five or six years old knelt in front of the damaged mountain temple, kowtowing repeatedly. Her forehead was cut and bleeding.
"Lord Mountain God, please save my mother, she is not a prostitute!"
"Wang Ermao forced my mother to do it. He tore off my mother's clothes and beat me. My mother did not seduce him..."
"Lord Mountain God, please!"
"They want to arrest my mother for soaking in a pig cage..."
"Lord Mountain God, I'm sorry, I don't dare to come out when the monster comes, I'm afraid..."
"Woooooooo..."
The little girl was crying and trembling, with two big slap marks on her face.
There used to be a mountain temple here. As long as you offered offerings to the mountain god and made some wishes, the mountain god would respond.
After her father died of illness, she and her mother depended on each other and often came to offer incense to the mountain god. Those bad guys who wanted to bully her mother were either chased by dogs or bitten by snakes.
But the mountain temple was burned down one night, and the statue was smashed to pieces by monsters.
Those monsters were so ferocious that the villagers did not dare to stop them.
The monster also told the village chief that he was no longer allowed to worship the mountain god. If anyone disobeyed, the monster would catch him and eat him.
Both she and her mother were timid, and they only dared to secretly worship the mountain god. But now that she was without her mother, even if she was caught and eaten by monsters, she had to find a way to save her mother.
"mother……"
"mother……"
"Oh... Lord Mountain God..."
The little girl continued to kowtow, and the blood dyed the damaged steps bright red.
She was out of breath from crying.
The mountain temple is her only hope.
But there is nothing here. The walls collapsed, the wind blew violently, and the broken statue of the mountain god was still in the ruins, cold and dead.
"grown ups……"
The little girl kowtowed hard, but she fell into the warm palm.
"Stop crying."
She heard a nice voice.
He was easily caught, and when he opened his eyes wide and his vision was hazy, he saw a handsome god with antlers.
"Let's go rescue your mother."
His tone was gentle, and a white-furred fox squatted on his shoulder.
In the past, Lord Mountain God also had this fox by his side.
But the old mountain god didn't look like this. He was a kind old grandfather.
"My mother is in the river..."
The little girl wiped away her tears, mixed with blood, and felt a burning pain in her forehead.
As soon as Si Qingyan pointed it out, the injured area recovered as before, and even the slap marks on his face disappeared.
Si Qingyan sensed that the group of people had indeed arrived at the river.
A group of people of various ages, including men and women, were guarding the river.
In the smelly pig cage, there was a woman whose hands and feet were tied up. She was beautiful and fair. She had also been beaten and kicked, and she was crying and still arguing:
"I didn't seduce anyone, I didn't seduce anyone..."
Si Qingyan carried the little girl and walked to the river in one step.
Someone was saying fiercely:
"You slut, you don't follow the rules of a woman. It's only been two years since Zhu Zhu died, and yet you're still having sex with other men!"
"I've known for a long time that she's not a good person. She spends all day twisting her butt to seduce men..." There was also a disdainful woman beside her, fanning the flames.
"You're so sexy, bitch, I'm asking you to seduce men, I'm asking you to seduce men..." A fat woman even threw stones at the woman in the pig cage.
"Alas, this woman still has to abide by the ways of a woman. Don't imitate Erya's mother, but she won't get any good results." The wrinkled old woman sighed.
"I was wronged! It was Wang Ermao who forced me!" the woman in the pig cage shouted.
"Bah! Who did the flirtatious fox lie to? It was my Ermao who you seduced first, and Ermao is the most honest..." the skinny woman with a matchmaker's mole on her face said bitterly.
"Sir, can you please save my mother..." The little girl just stared at the woman who was about to be sent into the river, crying.
"Help. But do you want to see the bad guys get beaten?"
"I think." The little girl nodded seriously.
"Look how bad they are." Si Qingyan stretched out her hand, and the tied person appeared beside Si Qingyan intact, but no one else noticed.
"mother!"
"Erya!"
The little girl rushed over and cried together with the woman covered in mud and water.
Even though the crying was intermittent and continuous, those people didn't hear it. They didn't know that the person in the pig cage was missing, and they didn't even notice the person carrying the pig cage. It's still the same weight, nothing has changed.
"I, Wang Ermao, have always been honest. This woman called me into her room. As soon as I entered, she took off her clothes and hugged me..."
Although Wang Ermao's face was full of contempt and disdain, there was some pride and regret in his eyes.
He almost succeeded, but it was this woman who shouted and attracted the others.
Isn’t it good to be alive? Must make a scene.
"Oh, from now on, your village will keep it for you, and Erya will be my dog Dan's child bride!" The kind-hearted old village chief sighed deeply.
"Don't worry, we will discipline Erya well and prevent her from growing into a slut like you..."
"Beasts!" Erya's mother looked at the group of people bitterly.
"Who is Goudan?" The little fox was very confused and asked:
"Do dogs lay eggs? Why do dogs lay eggs?"
"It's the stupid grandson of the village chief. He only knows how to drool and eat his fingers." Although Erya's mother was frightened by the talking fox, there are many monsters in the world now, and she quickly adapted to it.
"These people are really bad." The little fox was very angry and thought of Jin Linjun again.
How annoying.
"These people are as annoying as Jin Linjun."
"Yes." Si Qingyan nodded.
As soon as he pointed out, the little fox, Erya, and Erya's mother all saw Wang Ermao fall into the pig cage and be tied tightly.
Others remained unresponsive.
"Ah..." Wang Ermao struggled in the pig cage.
"I'm not..." He didn't know what was going on, why he was in the pig cage, was there a monster?
"I am the king..." He wanted to defend, but his head was pushed into the water by the fat woman who spoke before.
"Slut! Go to hell!"
The fat woman smiled extremely proudly, as if she had accomplished something very satisfying.
"I'm not..." Wang Ergou struggled desperately and managed to avoid the fat woman's hand for a while.
"I'm not Zhuzi's wife, I'm Wang Ermao..." He finally finished his sentence and took his head out of the pig cage.
"Bitch!" Wang Ermao's wife slapped him twice in the face.
"How dare you quibble." She slapped her twice again.
"Pfft..." Erya couldn't help laughing.
"How interesting." The little fox clapped his paws.
Si Qingyan looked indifferent.
This is always the case in the human world. The most human-like thing about some people is their skin.
"Hold her down, don't let her run away." The fat woman grabbed Wang Ermao's hair and pushed it into the water, and the others started to help.
The water filled the nose, eyes, and throat inch by inch, choking into the throat, and the air for survival gradually became less and less. The feeling of drowning in the water was very desperate.
Between life and death, Wang Ermao burst out with strength and escaped again. This time his bound hands and feet were also released, and he rolled in the pig cage to escape the pursuit of others.
"I am really Wang Ermao..." he yelled and ran away.
Others just thought he was crazy and didn't take it seriously.
Why don't Wang Ermao just stand on the shore and watch the fun?
Several villagers went into the water, but unfortunately Wang Ermao, a strong man who had some strength after all, always narrowly escaped their pursuit. But in the process, he also received a lot of beatings. This pig cage was very annoying, sometimes it was flexible, sometimes it was heavy. Every time he was about to escape, the pig cage would get stuck by something in the river. When he was about to be caught and drowned, the pig cage happened to roll, allowing him to escape.
The indignant people on the shore couldn't help but get into the water to catch the temptress who was making trouble. However, Wang Ermao was so flexible that he knocked down many people.
The old woman who spoke before was knocked over by him and fell into the water. Not only was she not pulled up, but she was severely stepped on by the sharp-eyed daughter-in-law.
The village chief wanted to hit Wang Ermao on the head with a cane, but Wang Ermao grabbed him and pushed him back, stuffing it into his mouth, causing him to fall heavily into the water.
The whole scene was in chaos.
Only Erya and Little Fox were in high spirits, looking at this and that.
The children in the village were also watching the fun, laughing from time to time. I don’t know which child shouted,
"The woman in the pig cage looks like a pig..."
Suddenly there was a pig's cry, and the person in the pig cage really turned into a fat pig with big ears!
"Oh my God!" The fat woman who was chasing Wang Ermao was so frightened that she also turned into a sow.
Others turned into pigs and kicked their legs in the river.
Erya finally laughed out loud and let out a breath of bad breath in his heart.
Not only in the river, but also people by the river turned into pigs one after another.
But he can still speak.
The pig transformed by Wang Ermao finally has his own voice.
"Lord River God, have mercy on me..."
"I wronged that woman. It was because I was lustful. I know I was wrong. Lord River God, please change me back..."
Wang Ermao cried.
Others were stunned, like Wang Ermao on the shore, who looked over and saw that the people there suddenly turned into blades of grass and fell lightly to the ground.
Could it be that this person who turned into a fat pig is really Wang Ermao?
Is it Wang Ermao they have been beating? Is Zhuzhu’s wife unjustly accused?
River God, could it be that...
After the mountain god, is there another river god?
The villagers who turned into pigs were extremely angry. Some yelled, some admitted their mistakes, and some cried.
"Wang Ermao, you damned bitch, you are a beast who has no sex to give birth to a son..."
"Zhu Zhu's daughter-in-law is such a good person, but you have wronged her..."
"They are really inferior to pigs and dogs!"
No matter how much they yelled and cursed, the river god showed no response.
They are still pigs.
"Sir, thank you." Erya's mother and Erya saluted Si Qingyan together.
"What are your names?" Si Qingyan waved and called them up.
"The slave's surname is Liu, and since she has five zodiac signs in her family, she is called Wuniang."
"My name is Yang Erya."
Ordinary people don't know a few words, and they can't think of any good names except a few acres of thin fields in their minds.
If you give birth to a son, you may ask a scholar who can read a few eggs to choose a name. If you give birth to a daughter who does not follow the ranking, she will just be a flower and a grass. This is not a problem, like Liu Wuniang, she will be Zhuzi's wife when she marries someone, and if Zhuzi dies, she will be Erya's mother-in-law.
Si Qingyan nodded, but thought about giving them a name.
"Lord River God, have mercy on me..."
"Please spare us..."
"Daughter-in-law Zhuzi, you have a lot of money, please let us go. We were all deceived by that beast Wang Ermao. We were tricked by him!"
Whether it is an old woman or a woman, they are both good at crying.
The third number, without tears, also conveyed the momentum of a funeral.
After crying for a long time, a pig remains a pig.
Wang Ermao was surrounded and bitten by a group of pigs. The thick pig skin was bitten through. He endured the pain and shouted:
"Which bastard said it first?"
For a moment, everyone remembered that a child shouted.
The fat pigs opened their little eyes one after another, looking for the culprit.
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