Taoist Quick Wear

"Meow." Concubine Rong meowed in order to prevent Lao Xia from being embarrassed to perform a one-man show by herself.

"It's right to be afraid. Don't run too far. There are a lot of bad people out there. Some people seem to be gentle, but secretly they like to beat cats, which is very miserable. And... those people you don't know give the cats food. , don’t eat it. Some people like to put rat poison in it..."

"You, you talk to everyone in a long way, and the cat can't understand it." Old Mrs. Xia smiled helplessly, then touched Ayun's head and said:

"I wish I could understand."

"You understand, you understand. These cats are different from other cats. They are spiritual."

Lao Xia took the tea made by his wife, held it in his hand, and looked at the cat with a gentle look.

Before he fainted, he saw the black cat in the Forbidden City standing on the palace wall with anxious eyes.

He also made sure he didn't answer the phone. My wife just thought that because he was old and had a bad memory, he had forgotten. In fact, he remembered it very clearly and there was no way such a thing could go wrong. And he was found unconscious in the snow in the lounge. There was an inexplicable malfunction in the monitoring of that section, and Lao Xia was even more certain in his heart.

These cats are extraordinary.

He likes the kittens even more now. Just like a parent looking after a child, carefully and patiently teach the child not to follow strangers or eat food given by strangers.

Both Ayun and Concubine Rong knew what he said, but the two cats still raised their heads and looked like they were listening attentively. People who have died once especially know the value of life and the horror of death. Most people in the world cannot escape birth, old age, illness and death. While we are alive, the time we can spend together is extremely precious.

The people who turned into cats didn't know how long they could live, and they didn't know how long Lao Xia could live. Taking every minute and every second they spend together seriously is the only thing they can do.

"Eat fish, eat fish." Mrs. Xia made a large plate of steamed fish, prepared a clean plate for the two cats, put the fish on it, rice, and some soup, and put it on the table.

"Don't knock it over, be careful."

Mrs. Xia touched Concubine Rong's smooth and soft fur and couldn't put it down.

"Meow meow meow!" Concubine Rong nodded.

Mrs. Xia's eyes lit up and she smiled again, but said nothing.

He only looked at each other and said nothing. It's good to be aware of this kind of thing. The two people and the two cats sat around the table and finished the meal in harmony.

After Ayun and Concubine Rong returned, they told everyone about Lao Xia's physical condition, and the other cats decided not to visit Lao Xia's house.

Nan Qiao was worried and said that he would take Si Qingyan there to have a look tomorrow.

"You can go see it if you want. Nan Qiao, you have to go through the gate. If you go through the railing, you will get stuck." Ayun was too full today and did not eat the designated cat food in the afternoon. She licked the fur on her paws, her posture lazily.

"Okay, okay, I got it!" Nan Qiao tried to make the cat's claws look like they were OK, but the cat's claws were a bit short, so he could only make fists to cheer himself up.

In the evening, Nan Qiao took Si Qingyan outside to get some fresh air and whispered,

"Do you know why I want to go?"

"Meow." Si Qingyan looked innocent.

"Hehehe, I can smell the fish scent on them!" Nan Qiao covered her mouth and snickered.

"Maybe I can have a full meal! If I eat cat food every day, the smell of birds will fade away from my mouth!"

Nan Qiao patted Si Qingyan's head and said like an elder brother taking care of his younger brother:

"Learn more. When you have one-third of my wisdom, the world will be in the palm of your hand."

Si Qingyan still looked innocent.

"If you weren't such a powerful prince, I would never let you enjoy this kind of blessing, nor would I tell you such secrets."

"You have to be filial to me when you grow up, you know?"

"Just meow when you know it."

Si Qingyan didn't meow for a long time.

Nan Qiao sighed in disappointment and walked lonely.

Soon Nan Qiao thought of important issues and murmured:

"What should I bring to see Lao Xia tomorrow?"

He was having a hard time deciding.

Catch a dead mouse or send a flower?

The former is more cat-like, while the latter is more elegant and more in line with one's own wishes.

Maybe I can pick up something good in the palace.

Nan Qiao burrowed around in the grass with such unrealistic ideas.

Si Qingyan followed Nan Qiao. Nan Qiao is too fat and usually walks slowly, making it easy to follow him.

Soon, Nan Qiao discovered something bright yellow.

"This color! It must be a good thing!"

Nan Qiao got into the grass excitedly, but the branches there were too dense for Nan Qiao to get through, and his fat claws were too short to reach.

None of this can stump the resourceful Nan Qiao. He broke off a branch enough and finally pulled out the thing.

The graceful and smooth lines tell of its noble material. When pressed, it will make a terrifying sound that goes straight into the soul. The smile is sweet and full of affinity, and the red lips symbolize its health.

What a yellow little duck! It's the kind of cute and lively little yellow duck that can float in the bathtub when taking a bath!

Nan Qiao was disappointed.

He pushed the little duck in front of Si Qingyan.

"Prince, this is a gift prepared by my father for you."

Si Qingyan was unfazed.

Nan Qiao pressed the little yellow duck with her paw.

"Boogie - Boogie -"

The little yellow duck makes a regular sound.

"..." Si Qingyan looked at the little yellow duck with a sweet smile, her eyes dull.

"Give it to you."

Nan Qiao put the little yellow duck under Si Qingyan's paw.

Si Qingyan quickly moved out of the way. He's past the age of playing this thing.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this thing doesn't bite."

Nan Qiao made several more useless attempts, and finally gave up on giving the little yellow duck to Si Qingyan. Let’s give it to Lao Xia. This is something that humans like, and Lao Xia should like it.

Si Qingyan finally breathed a sigh of relief as the little yellow duck was not forced into her.

In the evening, after Nan Qiao finished chatting with a few netizens, she started watching dramas with other cats.

They not only follow dramas, but also watch variety shows and videos edited by CP fans, just like countless netizens. However, their only channel for accessing information is their mobile phones, and their common sense is not as good as that of ordinary people in many aspects.

"Oh, the membership will expire after twelve o'clock. The last sixty yuan is spent, do you want to recharge as a member?"

Cats are very confused.

Good movies and TV series require VIP... If you don't have a membership, you will lose a lot of happiness.

"What if I need it urgently in the future?"

"There are many places where money can be used."

"We are lacking so many things."

If given a choice, every cat would want to become a human.

But they have been cats for more than three years, and their bodies have not changed at all. It seems that there is no hope of becoming humans.

Even if you can't become a human being, then living in a big, clean and spacious house, being able to bathe with hot water every day, eating what you want, and having a job are all very good.

This is too difficult for them.

Sixty dollars was all their savings. Nan Qiao has been playing games for so long, and is reluctant to spend a penny to buy skins, but is willing to watch dramas and recharge memberships for everyone... Now, this little money can no longer be spent easily no matter what.

"How about, let's pick up the bottles." The censor doctor suggested.

"This is no problem...but how to sell it???"

Nan Qiao looked shocked.

Do you want a cat to drag a snakeskin bag to sell bottles? That would be too weird.

"When the time comes, let's look at online part-time jobs together. Maybe there's something we can do."

"That's all we have to do."

After some serious discussion, the topic was brought to an end.

Si Qingyan was also thinking about when to expose herself. He doesn't want to see these cats being unhappy, it's just a matter of becoming a member... The question is, how can the cat successfully become a member?

The next day, Nan Qiao took Si Qingyan and Little Yellow Duck to see Lao Xia. Nan Qiao ate so much that she couldn't walk. Si Qingyan also drank half a bowl of fish fillet porridge, feeling warm all over. Lao Xia turned on the TV. Nan Qiao and Si Qingyan were watching. At this moment, commercials are playing on TV.

"8848 titanium mobile phone, titanium alloy body, wrapped in calfskin imported from the Netherlands, retina high-definition screen, 128G memory, 13 million high-definition camera, a tribute to a successful life..."

"8848 titanium mobile phone, exclusive one-to-one confidentiality key, automatic alarm ten meters away from human and machine..."

"Invisible dialing, encrypted calls, traceless communication, happiness is often shared, but pain is often hidden, this is what a man is..."

"Success does not mean looking too far, but standing high, strategizing, and controlling the future... This is the way to have the world in mind! The goal of the top, the spirit of titanium, let us pay tribute to a successful life!"

Nan Qiao looked at the TV screen excitedly.

Oh my God! There is such a good thing! Why has he never seen it on his phone! Oh my god, why in the world would there be such a great mobile phone? It completely hit his heart. There is no one in the world who is more suitable for this phone than him! Especially the sentence, "Happiness is often shared, but pain is often hidden. This is what men are." It's so true!

Nan Qiao almost cried.

I should also have a mobile phone like this!

If he hadn't thought that this was Lao Xia's house, he would have wanted to scream.

Si Qingyantuan was sleeping on the sofa. Lazy and very comfortable. I accidentally saw Nan Qiao looking at the TV screen with tears in his eyes. When Si Qingyan looked over, the screen was playing "Shen Bao, he is good and I am good".

Si Qingyan understood something instantly.

Maybe there is something wrong with Nan Qiao's health...

After watching TV for about an hour or two, Nan Qiao reluctantly left Lao Xia's house. Although it's a nice place, it's not suitable for a long stay. It's not good to disturb two old people for a long time. Those two are so charming that they make people feel sad.

Nan Qiao was also a man who once dominated the world and had three thousand beauties in his harem, but his beauties all preferred the Queen and Concubine Rong. The Empress has a noble and upright character and is good to everyone in the palace, while Concubine Rong has a face that will make a country beautiful. Anyone who sees her, regardless of male or female, wants to hold her in their hands and let this beauty last forever.

Nan Qiao sighed. What else can I do? Just hang out for a day.

Si Qingyan followed Nan Qiao back to the dark room. Before leaving, he gave the second elder of the Xia family a wisp of spiritual energy. Although it cannot give birth to human flesh and bones, it can ultimately make people stronger and less prone to pain.

"Nan Qiao, we may have encountered a liar!"

As soon as Si Qingyan returned, she heard Ayun's anxious voice.

"What liar? What's wrong?" Nan Qiao was also very anxious. Did something big happen?

"Look at this message..." Ayun showed Nan Qiao the message on the phone screen. Si Qingyan also leaned over to take a look, and with a quick glance, he made a rough guess.

Displayed on the screen was a part-time job advertisement.

"We are urgently looking for a courier number entry operator. Moms and students can do it. It is easy to operate. The salary is paid on a daily basis. No ID card is required. You can earn 50 to 300 yuan per day. You can do it on a computer or mobile phone. Don't bother if you don't believe it. It is honest and reliable. You Are you still worried about your baby’s milk powder? Are you still worried about pet food? Join the group to receive tasks..."

"Such a high salary?" Nan Qiao was stunned.

"We were tempted by the high salary, but we didn't expect that damn scammer to ask us to join the group and pay membership fees before we could do the tasks."

"You didn't pay it, did you?" Nan Qiao covered her fragile heart, feeling like she couldn't breathe.

"..."

The cats all lowered their heads.

"The membership fee is not high... We paid the lowest level of membership fee, 58 yuan, and paid it in two installments... The other party asked us to type, so we did. They said that the money had been transferred, and sent us a screenshot, and then asked us to transfer the money. They urged us to wait for three to five minutes and it would arrive."

"But we waited for a long time and it didn't arrive. Now our account has been kicked out of the group and blocked. I asked friends in other groups, and they all said that the money would not be returned."

Ayun explained the general course of events.

"It's okay, money can always be earned, maybe we can pick up another phone."

Everyone was very disappointed, Nan Qiao rubbed his face and forced a smile. There are several boxes of gold and silver jewelry next to the dark room, but unfortunately there is no way to use them.

As for Lao Xia... I need to see if I can trust him.

I watched TV without a cat all night.

I have no money left, and it will soon be time to pay the phone bill. What should I do if I have no data?

Thinking of this, everyone is so desperate.

Si Qingyan feels that this cannot go on.

Should I reveal my identity? Then... can I still get along with them like this?

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