Taoist Quick Wear

Working in the pawnshop was too tiring. This time, Si Qingyan wanted to experience a peaceful and quiet life. In the end, he could make money by lying still every day, eat well and drink well, and not have to worry about anything.

He chose a harmonious and stable world, and was randomly reincarnated. It seems that he is not a human? That doesn't matter. During the gestation process, it was rare to have peace and stability. He finally had a long sleep.

This dream was too long.

The vermilion palace wall reflected the ancient plum blossoms, the bright yellow glazed tiles were particularly bright in the snow, the white marble steps had been cleaned, and a fiery red sun rose slowly from the top of the hall. The snow on the tiles was mixed with broken gold, dazzling. From time to time, tourists posed in enchanting poses and frantically adjusted the filters in order to capture the heavy and immortal Dunyong of this majestic and desolate ancient royal building after years.

Si Qingyan couldn't open his eyes yet. He only felt that there was a warm heat source around him, which seemed to be covered with fluff, and his body instinctively snuggled over it.

"I'm hungry."

A steady and powerful voice sounded from above Si Qingyan, very close.

"Nan Qiao, you can't eat anymore. If you eat more, you won't be able to walk and you'll get sick."

The majestic female voice said serious words, but the tone was weak. As if she was numb to this matter.

"I'm keeping the kitten warm. I need energy, otherwise my body will get cold." The male voice said confidently.

"Fat will also generate heat when it burns. Nan Qiao, you really should lose weight." The majestic female voice gradually faded away, as if it went somewhere else.

Si Qingyan was confused when she heard it.

Who is he? Where is he? What happened?

"Sister Rong has cooked hot goat milk. Nan Qiao, you take the kitten over. Be careful and bite it gently." The majestic female voice sounded again.

Si Qingyan was still confused.

But his neck skin was bitten and picked up.

The force was indeed very light, and Si Qingyan almost fell out.

The thing biting him... was definitely not human.

"Nan Qiao, I'm not saying anything bad about you, you're really too fat." Another light female voice sounded, with a hint of disdain.

Whoosh whoosh——

Hot air blew over Si Qingyan's side.

Nan Qiao wanted to refute, but he was still holding the kitten and couldn't speak.

Soon Si Qingyan was placed on a soft cushion, and his previously dry eyes slowly opened due to the automatic secretion of tears.

What came into view was a huge cat face.

There were two chins under the round cat face, the head, the area around the eyes and the ears were orange, and the area below the mouth was white. Because it was too round, this cat looked like a cat ball. It had the most standard orange cat fur color and body shape, and its eyes were narrowed, with only a slit, which looked a bit contemptuous of all living beings. What's even better was that there was a "king" pattern on the cat's forehead, and the artistic conception suddenly changed.

"Orange cats are all so fat, they get fat even when drinking water, can you blame me! My people like to offer me tribute... Wouldn't it be unfair to them if I don't eat them?"

The beard on his face trembled as he spoke, and Si Qingyan stared at the cat's face above in a trance.

This cat can speak human language, so exciting.

Si Qingyan is very sure that this cat speaks human language, not cat language, and this cat speaks in a clear and pure voice.

"Haha, your people call you Fat Tiger... Hahaha, it's so funny." The light female voice came from a snow-white cat with a golden bell hanging around her neck. She was spotless, like a snowball, with round and bright eyes. She is a cat with heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, very special.

The orange cat named Nan Qiao was angry at first, then sneered and said:

"Bold Concubine Rong! You are not much better than me."

"Stop arguing, let the kitten drink goat milk first, it will be cold in a while." The calico cat with a majestic voice retracted its claws and used its paw pads to carefully move the kitten to the edge of the plate.

Yes, Si Qingyan has become a kitten now.

When he looked down and saw his pink paw pads, he understood.

"Slurp--"

The orange cat king stretched out his tongue, but before he could lick it, he was slapped in the face by the calico cat.

"Ayun, why did you hit me? I just want to test the temperature for the kitten!"

The orange cat king felt a little wronged.

"You are so shameless to snatch the milk of children." The heterochromatic white cat named Concubine Rong looked at the orange cat king with contempt, and quickly moved away, as if he didn't want to look at him any more. When he looked at the kitten again, he softened instantly.

This body was hungry and weak. Si Qingyan lowered her head and approached the plate. At first, she licked it twice and found that the temperature was just right. She would not burn herself. She carefully lay on the edge of the plate and sipped water.

"Drink slowly, don't choke." The majestic female voice from the calico cat Ayun sounded.

"Nan Qiao, where did you pick up this cat?" asked the white cat Rong Fei.

"In the nearby food street. The female cat seemed to have eaten something wrong. The body was completely stiff. The weather was cold, so it was not broken, but it was frozen to the ground. The sanitation workers couldn't shovel it up. The other two kittens were also frozen to death. Only this one was still alive. I covered it for a while and brought it back." The orange cat king spoke in a low tone, and after he finished speaking, he lowered his head and said nothing.

For a while, there was some silence around.

"Let's keep it first. When it grows up, see if anyone adopts it." The majestic female voice was called Ayun by the orange cat king Nan Qiao. She was probably the central figure among these cats. After she finished speaking, the other cats began to nod.

There is more than one cat here.

There were several cat beds nearby, and a little further away, four or five cats were gathered around a mobile phone, watching a TV series attentively.

"Give the kitten a name. He looks like Nan Qiao, how about calling him Prince?" Ayun said.

"It's good, but when humans see it, they might give it another name." Concubine Rong felt a little angry when she thought of the name she was given. She didn't know what snow cakes were at first, but she didn't realize it until she saw the Wangwang snow cakes on a garbage bag one day. Thinking of the white native dog named Wangwang kept at the entrance of the Forbidden City, she felt uneasy.

"Keep him here first, and only we can call him his name." Nan Qiao lay on the soft mat, licking her paws out of boredom.

"Nan Qiao, you have a son too, don't be so casual." Concubine Rong swiped her tail. Nan Qiao wanted to dodge, but because of his too fat body, he couldn't completely dodge, and was still swiped by the tail.

"Be bold! Concubine Rong is bold!"

Nan Qiao was extremely ashamed and angry, and soon started playing a claw-and-paw game with Concubine Rong.

The two cats slapped each other with their soft white paws, looking so cute.

Ayun looked at them from the side with eyes that looked like they were mentally retarded.

Si Qingyan ate and drank enough and collapsed on the soft cushion. Now that he had achieved half of his goal, he was just short of making money.

"Why doesn't this little kitten meow? Is it sick?"

Ayun suddenly looked at Si Qingyan worriedly.

The cats watching the show turned around instantly and looked over.

Si Qingyan lay on the mat and looked at them.

"Wow, he's so little."

"What a cute little kitten."

"Wow, these eyes are so pretty, golden!"

The big cats made human sounds one after another.

"Is the kitten sick? Let's send him to the shit-sweeping officer for a checkup?" Concubine Rong came over, probed Si Qingyan's forehead with her paw, pondered for a moment, and said:

"Not hot."

"Everyone is a cat. Why are you sticking your forehead? You idiot!"

Nan Qiao glanced at Concubine Rong with her tail, looking sternly.

"I want to see if he's hot or cold, but you care about me?" Concubine Rong snorted coldly.

Si Qingyan counted and found that there were about nine cats here. Each one was smooth, fat and strong, and seemed to have a good living standard.

"Prince, come, meow meow with me~"

Nan Qiao squatted down, raised his butt, thrust his fat cat face in front of Si Qingyan, and made a strong voice:

"Meow-ow-meow-"

"Meow meow meow~"

Si Qingyan felt strange in her heart. Seeing that the cats around her looked worried, she meowed accordingly.

Nan Qiao was instantly relieved.

"One more meow! Come, Prince, follow the mother and concubine, meow~"

Concubine Rong also started to meow.

Except for Ayun, the other cats dispersed.

"Your Majesty, your Majesty, if you need help, please call me." A tortoiseshell cat with slightly sparse hair and a steady and slow walk said. His voice sounds very old, like an old man in his seventies or eighties, but his words are clear and give people a feeling of loyalty and reliability.

"Prime Minister, you should go to bed early. Don't stay up late every day to watch dramas. Their young people are in good health, and we can't compare with them." A slightly older female voice sounded. This is a blue cat, very cute and cute, a little younger than the Prime Minister. , about fifty or sixty years old, with a vicissitudes of tone.

"What the Queen Mother said is that at our current age, we should be more careful, but we are cats now, night owls, so of course we have to stay up late, and it's not too late to sleep during the day." The Prime Minister laughed, feeling like he had the world at his fingertips of profound knowledge.

"What's that Gege? Is there a second part? Sign up for membership again. Let's finish it tonight, so we won't stay up late tomorrow."

The Blue Cat Queen Mother showed an unfinished expression.

"We only have a total of sixty yuan in our account. Oh, my dear, you have to save some money..."

The Prime Minister sighed.

"I heard those people say that you can find resources online, and you don't need to be a member to view them." Concubine Rong showed a wise look in her eyes.

"We don't have wifi, so the resources have to be downloaded and decompressed, idiot."

Nan Qiao sighed deeply.

They can now use that mobile phone to watch dramas because there is a King Card installed in the mobile phone, and they do not need data to use a certain video or play a game owned by that company.

If they download, they will definitely spend a lot of data, and then their balance will be completely useless.

Nowadays, it is popular for people to pay with mobile phones, and they hardly carry cash. It is too difficult to get some money to spend. The mobile phone they both owned was one that Nan Qiao picked up after the woman threw it into the grass when a couple had an argument at night. At that time, the girl wanted to find her back, but the boy was afraid of snakes in the grass, so he said he would buy a new mobile phone for the girl. The two hugged each other sweetly and left.

"Sigh... I think we should find a way to make money. It's not good to do this anyway..." Ayun said in a vicissitudes of voice, but the other cats were still lying on their respective mats, unwilling to move.

"Forget it, Ayun, we have all turned into cats now. What can we do to make money? If we are caught by scientists for dissection and research, who can withstand it?"

Nan Qiao sighed and patted Ayun's head with his cat's paw.

He found that the kitten he picked up was looking at him intently, so he looked over with a smile and asked:

"Isn't that right, Prince?"

"Meow." Si Qingyan didn't speak human words. If he suddenly spoke now, these cats (?) would definitely be scared to death.

"Look, our prince thinks I'm right!" Nan Qiao proudly raised his plump chin.

"Wake up, Dagan has been dead for a hundred years."

Concubine Rong stroked Nan Qiao's head with her paws, showing sympathy.

All the cats present looked slightly melancholy.

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This world is a bit short. If you don't understand this chapter, I will revise it?(*°ω°*?)*Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution~

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